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What is the best reply to ‘You aren’t funny’?

對(duì)說“你不搞笑”最好的回答是什么？

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UninterestingBadger?
18 minutes of continous crying is usually my response

我通常是連續(xù)哭18分鐘

SheWhoSpawnedOP?
And intense, unrelenting eye-contact

氣氛緊張，然后再加毫無感情的眼神交流

Drucifer676
A loud, particularly foul smelling fart works better.

放一個(gè)大聲的，特別難聞的屁效果更好。

Zjoee
I always try to make myself laugh, anyone else is just a bonus.

我總是努力讓自己開懷大笑，其他人笑不笑無所謂。

MattPick
I genuinely like this.

我真的很喜歡這個(gè)。

If I cant make myself laugh first, how will I make others laugh?

如果我不能先讓自己笑，我怎么能讓別人笑呢？

frostbittenwinds
im not joking.?

我沒開玩笑

i see you fuckers stealing my joke all over. stop it

我發(fā)現(xiàn)你們這些混蛋到處學(xué)我講的笑話，停止吧

Dymarob?
There was one day when I was in High school, where from time to time I would say something, not intended to be a joke, just like observations and stuff, and this one guy kept going "You''re not funny." And I''d go "I wasn''t trying to be funny." Because I genuinely wasn''t. If I was trying to be funny, I''d own up to it.

在我上高中的某有一天，我時(shí)不時(shí)地說了一些話，不是故意開玩笑的，結(jié)果有一個(gè)人不停地說，“你一點(diǎn)都不好笑。” 我回答說”我不是故意要搞笑的。” 。如果我真的想搞笑的話，我會(huì)承認(rèn)的。

But he kept saying it whenever I said something. After like the fifth time, I genuinely shouted "I''M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY!!!"

但是每次我說話的時(shí)候他總是這么說。在他說第五次后，我真誠地喊道: “我不是在開玩笑! ! ! ”

I hated that guy.

我討厭那家伙。

Edit: to everyone replying "you''re not funny", you''re not original. I''ve seen at least 10 different people making the joke already.

編輯: 每個(gè)人都回答“你不搞笑” ，你不是原創(chuàng)的。 我已經(jīng)看到至少10個(gè)不同的人在開這個(gè)玩笑了。

thacod?
“Why’d the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom” “Dude that wasn’t funny” “I’m not joking”

“為什么衛(wèi)生紙會(huì)從山上滾下來? 為了到達(dá)山底”“伙計(jì)，這一點(diǎn)都不好笑”“我沒開玩笑”

Murderific
"I fucked your mom"

”我上了你媽媽”

"You aren''t funny"

”你一點(diǎn)都不好笑”

"I''m not joking"

“我不是在開玩笑”

Axicas242
"You''re serious, aren''t you? You''re telling us you killed those 3 young men on the subway?"

“你是認(rèn)真的，不是嗎? 你說你在地鐵上殺了那三個(gè)年輕人? ”

1BoiledCabbage
"Miss Coco, you''re taking it personal, I''m joking!"

“可可小姐，你把這當(dāng)成私人恩怨了，我開玩笑的! ”

"I''M NOT JOKING, BITCH!"

“我不是在開玩笑，婊子! ”

LittleWhiteBoots?
Absolutely. The best comebacks to me are the ones that give off an “I don’t give a shit” vibe.

當(dāng)然。我覺得最好的反駁就是制造一副“我不在乎”的架勢(shì)。

_Trinima_?
I use this one quite often.

我以前經(jīng)常這么做。

Tortuga629
that ones my favorite

這是我最喜歡做的事情

NoodleSaidSo?
This is my response to pretty much everything actually

實(shí)際上，這是我對(duì)幾乎所有事情的反應(yīng)

Nick_645?
This might be the highest upvotes time effort ratio of all time.

這可能是有史以來支持率最高的評(píng)論。

michael_am?
Gotta do it with a big hint of confusion too

還要帶著一絲困惑

“Ok....?

“好吧... ... ？

darybrain?
Then what would you say after that person has left and you thought about it for 30 minutes?

那么當(dāng)那個(gè)人離開后，你會(huì)說什么，你想了30分鐘？

MarsNirgal?
Jesus Christ.

上帝啊。

Aironpa
I don''t get this one

我不明白你的意思

Rayei1
This would absolutely not work in real life under any context.

這在現(xiàn)實(shí)生活中絕對(duì)不會(huì)起任何作用。

Rantarian?
We can''t all get a laugh just by dropping our pants.

我們不能僅僅通過脫掉褲子來使別人大笑。

HuffTehMagikDragoon?
This and your parents one are the best

這個(gè)和你的父母的那個(gè)回答是最好的答案

TheSecularGlass?
YOU arent funny...

“你一點(diǎn)都不好笑... ..。

...Got''em

知道了

fizziebutter?
Haha great one

哈哈，太棒了

therealyumyum
No that’s not how it’s suppose to work

不，事情不該是這樣的

napoleonsolo
So anyway, how’s your sex life?

無所謂，那你的性生活怎么樣？

AuntBettysNutButter
What a story, Mark!

真是個(gè)好故事，馬克！

KageG213
Certainly not a shitty joke you''ll get out of Reddit comments.

能上紅迪網(wǎng)的，肯定不是一個(gè)低劣的笑話。

-Manu_?
You''re not funny

你一點(diǎn)都不好笑

IXInsaneJamesXI
Ooo I’ll use this one next time

下次我會(huì)用這個(gè)

FarFun1
Of course I''m not funny. I''m Dad

我當(dāng)然不搞笑，因?yàn)槲沂悄惆职?br/>
DarkRoseXoX?
I bloody despise you at the moment, well done dad.

我現(xiàn)在非常鄙視你，干得好，爸爸。

JonArbuckleiscute?
I feel like this would just create an awkward silence if it was just two people having this conversation

我覺得如果只有兩個(gè)人在交談，這么問會(huì)造成一種尷尬的沉默

_for_the_memes?
Now this, this is my fave comment

這是我最喜歡的評(píng)論

Milkybootyhole69
Not a good response

這不是一個(gè)好的回答

SuperMarioGuy4
r/dadjokes

爸爸的那個(gè)笑話

Bigdikmic
If I wanted tips on how to make a joke I''d ask your parents

如果我想知道如何開玩笑，我會(huì)問你的父母的

Bigdikmic
Glad so many people like this it came to me when I was having a fake argument with myself

很高興有這么多人喜歡我的評(píng)論，當(dāng)我和自己假裝爭吵的時(shí)候，我想到了這個(gè)答案

73177138585296
This would work if people already thought you were funny. If people think you''re annoying and unfunny, this will make them think you''re more annoying and unfunny.

如果人們認(rèn)為你很有趣的話，這個(gè)方法就會(huì)奏效。 如果人們認(rèn)為你很煩人而且不好笑，這會(huì)讓他們覺得你更煩人而且更不好笑。

arquemusic?
Holy fuck

我操

TannedCroissant?
“Ughhh.... not funny Dad”

“呃... ... 不好笑，爸爸”

food_is_crack?
things like this are why you guys get told you arent funny

這就是為什么有人說你們不好笑

theginger411?
But then the person could reply back “you’re welcome“

但是那個(gè)人可能會(huì)回復(fù)“不客氣”

themanyfaceasian
If you’re in public, loudly say, “At least I don’t make out with my sister”

如果你在公共場合，大聲回答說，“至少我沒有和我妹妹親熱”

hopefully77?
This cracked me up. This ones my favorite

你成功把我逗笑了，這是我最喜歡的答案

Autski?
Or, "NO THANK YOU, SIR, I DO NOT CARE TO WATCH ORGY PORNOGRAPHY."

或者說，“不，謝謝你，先生，我不想看色情片?！?br/>
peopleshouldbenicer?
That''d go down horribly. They''d look at you weird and then say "good one einstein"

那就太糟糕了，他們會(huì)用奇怪的眼光看著你，然后說”好一個(gè)愛因斯坦”

812many
"They really are the worst twins ever."

“他們真是有史以來最糟糕的雙胞胎?！?br/>
EhIsForCanehdians
In all seriousness, that''s not a very good comeback.

嚴(yán)肅地說，這不是一個(gè)很好的反擊。

Everyone would just think you''re an awkward person.

每個(gè)人都會(huì)認(rèn)為你是個(gè)尷尬的人。

skalpelis
At least I don''t hitch a ride to Bratislava when I want to go to Berlin.

至少我想去柏林的時(shí)候不會(huì)搭便車去伯拉第斯拉瓦。

agumonkey?
self-five woh yeah

自我擊掌，說“哦耶”

JAMES_ATE_MY_WAFFLES?
"Fuck you."

“去你媽的?！?br/>
HacksawJimDGN?
This is the only one that would actually work in a real conversation.

這是唯一一個(gè)在真實(shí)對(duì)話中起作用的方法。

Beetin?
You want to say "fuck you" without taking the bait though (You aren''t funny is 99% trying to provoke). Trying to make a "witty" response just lets them double down. You want to be unaffected and also disappointed in them.

你想說“去你媽的”卻不想上他們的當(dāng)(說你不搞笑，99%都是在挑釁)。試圖做出一個(gè)“機(jī)智”的回答只會(huì)讓他們加倍努力嘲笑你。你希望自己不受影響，同時(shí)想表達(dá)對(duì)他們感到失望。

"Oh, you are one of those people"

“哦，原來你也是那種人”

"Wow, that is some high school / immature shit right there"

”哇，你真是個(gè)不成熟的高中生”

If you are an adult, just be the bigger person, and either shrug it off, or at most point out how immature/socially unaware it is to say that to people.

如果你是一個(gè)成年人，就做一個(gè)大度的人，要么聳聳肩，要么最多指出對(duì)別人說這些話是多么不成熟和不尊重。

If you are a teenager, good luck, everyone kind of sucks!

如果你是一個(gè)青少年，那么祝你好運(yùn)，每個(gè)人多少都有點(diǎn)壞！

XaWEh
Or the alternative from a previous AskReddit question :" Bless your heart " or " I hope you have a wonderful day"

或者從之前的 AskReddit 問題中選擇一個(gè): “保佑你”或“我希望你有一個(gè)美好的一天”

aforementionedapples?
Then, they come back with "Do it yourself, coward!"

然后，他們反擊說: “你自己動(dòng)手吧，懦夫! ”

What then?

然后呢？

Jorjie0104
"Your mom"

”你媽媽”

Idliketothinkimsmart?
"Lol ok"

“哈哈，好吧”

legendofzella
Do you actually say "lol" in person?

你真的當(dāng)面說“ lol”嗎？

TheFischschtick?
"If you can''t beat em, eat em." -Jeffrey Dahmer the people nommer

“如果你不能打敗他們，就吃掉他們?！薄芨ダ?· 達(dá)默

WankSpanksoff
“And you aren’t tactful”

”你不夠圓滑”

uselessfork19
then why is my life such a fucking joke

為什么我的生活就是個(gè)笑話

AdvocateSaint
I remember taking an exam in an Intro to Italian class

我記得在意大利語入門課上參加了一次考試

In the sentence construction part, we had to write about our classmates.

在句子結(jié)構(gòu)部分，我們要求必須寫我們的同學(xué)。

I mistakenly chose to use "scherzo" instead of "divertente," so instead of saying "Dwight is funny," I wrote

我錯(cuò)誤地選擇了“諧謔曲”而不是“ divertente” ，所以我沒有說“ Dwight 很有趣” ，而是寫道

"Dwight is a joke."

“ Dwight是個(gè)笑話?！?br/>
My professor''s big red question marks on that item almost made it worth it

我的教授在那個(gè)問題上留下了一個(gè)大大的紅色問號(hào)，讓這一切都值了

FATFACEFREAK52
I used to say this, but one of my friends always replied with something along the lines of, "it can''t be because a joke has meaning." :(

我過去常常這么說，但是我的一個(gè)朋友總是這樣回答我: “這不可能，因?yàn)樾υ捠怯幸饬x的?！?:(

Dharmsara?
This sounds better in Jim Jeffries’ voice

如果用吉姆 · 杰弗里斯的聲音說這句話，效果會(huì)更好

pansexualsquirrl?
Tell me how to be funny then

那么告訴我怎樣才能變得有趣

MyPpHurts-Help?
So this scientist turns himself into a pickle...

所以這個(gè)科學(xué)家把自己變成了泡菜。

InItsTeeth
...but I am funny looking

但我長得很滑稽呀

Undecided_User_Name?
That''s part of my pick up line.

這是我搭訕語的一部分。

"Hey, I''m both funny and funny looking, so I know I''ll make you laugh."

“嘿，我談吐有趣，而且長得也有趣，所以我能讓你開懷大笑。”

OneAttentionPlease?
You are free to leave.

你可以走了。

phasers_to_stun?
Yea I know (then start crying)

是的，我知道(然后開始哭)

Captain_borf
I know. I just don’t care.

我知道，但我不在乎。

Charles520?
This is probably the best response.

這可能是最佳回答。

GIBBEEEHHH?
This... Is actually the best response in here. This opened my eyes a lot. Thanks

這可能是最佳回答，真讓我大開眼界。謝謝

XBxnjxminX
You''re not funny

你一點(diǎn)都不好笑

totallynot14_?
this is going to take a really long time to say

這需要很長時(shí)間來說明

73177138585296
This is the only good response in this thread

這是這個(gè)話題唯一好的回應(yīng)

imjusthere4thelolz?
I don’t have a good reply to this. If it’s said to me, I just kinda chuckle and say, “yeah.” As in “yeah, you’re right.”

對(duì)此我沒有一個(gè)很好的回答。如果有人這樣對(duì)我說，我只是輕聲笑著說，“是的?！?就像”是的，你說得對(duì)”

Uearie?
Same. I say either that or “I know.”

一樣，我要么像你這么說，要么說“我知道”

TheInnsmouthLook?
"You''re not nice"

”你一點(diǎn)都不友好”

softlumar
I like this. Just guilt out the person

我喜歡這樣，可以讓對(duì)方感到內(nèi)疚

Abramabundiz

If it gets to that point you must have annoyed someone with some annoying ass shit lol

如果對(duì)方真的這么說了，你一定說了一些讓對(duì)方惹惱的話

LSDeeznutz419
Well, looks aren''t everything!

好吧，外表不是一切！

Blarf100
Fair enough.

有道理。

aKnightWh0SaysNi?
“I know, I have so much trouble with humor that I have to ask in forum posts for witty comebacks.”

“我知道，我缺乏幽默感，所以我在論壇帖子中請(qǐng)求提高幽默感的秘訣?！?br/>
ruebeus421
In this thread: a lot of unfunny people.

在這個(gè)帖子里很有多不好笑的人。

Cthulhu_Ferrigno?
post that says to yell "at least i don''t make out with my sister" at about 8000 upvotes. what the fuck.

上面那條”至少我不會(huì)和我妹妹親熱”的評(píng)論得到8000個(gè)贊。搞什么。

juju005?
Yeah the only good ones i saw were "thanks" and "i already know" like???

是啊，我看到的唯一好的回答就是”謝謝”和”我已經(jīng)知道了” ，就像..？

SongsNotSung?
"I wasn''t trying to be."

“我不是故意的。”

Nufi0us
"yeah well the jerk store called and they''re running out of you"

”是啊，那個(gè)混蛋商店打電話來了，他們快把你賣光了”

RAV4xle
"What''s the difference? You''re their all-time best seller!"

“這兩句話有什么區(qū)別? 你是他們賣的最火的商品! ”

official_fox_news?
I was a comedian for a few years. After a show a girl hit me with "You aren''t funny.", I hit back with "And you aren''t pretty - but at least I have the option to talk about the weather."

我做過幾年喜劇演員。演出結(jié)束后，一個(gè)女孩對(duì)我說: “你一點(diǎn)都不好笑?！?我反擊到“你還不漂亮呢——但至少我可以選擇談?wù)撎鞖?。?br/>
HausOfCheeks?
I see you’re still not funny

我看你還是一點(diǎn)都不好笑

PM_ME_UR_PUPPYDOGS?
Judging by your response, I think I’d probably agree with her. Because that comeback definitely isn’t funny and doesn’t even work properly.

從你的反應(yīng)來看，我想我可能會(huì)同意她的看法。 因?yàn)檫@樣的反擊絕對(duì)不好笑，還起不到什么效果。

Wagnaard?
yes, I am.

是的，我就是不搞笑。

DieDonerbruderschaft?
HELL TO YOU

見鬼去吧

chewymilk02
Man it’s painful to see so many people pretend to be witty. These are bad

看到這么多人假裝機(jī)智真讓人痛苦，這些回答都不好

Phoduck
Well, you just missed a perfect opportunity to stay silent.

你剛剛錯(cuò)過了一個(gè)保持沉默的絕佳機(jī)會(huì)。

DrivenToDarkness
“Tell me something I don’t already know”

”告訴我一些我不知道的事情”

ReaBubbz
Just start crying and talk about your horrible childhood. They always seem to apologize so it works for me

開始哭泣，然后談?wù)撃憧膳碌耐辍Ｋ麄兯坪趺看味枷胍狼?，這對(duì)我很有用

typeyhands
Uncontrollable sobbing?

無法控制的哭泣？

910215ismyusername?
I’m sorry. You can spank me now, daddy.

對(duì)不起，你可以打我屁股了，爸爸。

coolbutnerdy?
I know. I tried.

我知道，我已經(jīng)很努力了。

Greenkeeper132
That''s just sad.

太可悲了。

jh937hfiu3hrhv9?
Cold stare, pregnant pause, change subject.

冷漠的凝視，停頓，最后轉(zhuǎn)移話題。

BrotherDBAD
"ok"

”好的”

Indifference is the only proper response to this sort of thing, unless you wanna go with a "fuck you" while walking away.

對(duì)于這種事情，漠不關(guān)心是唯一恰當(dāng)?shù)姆磻?yīng)，除非你想一邊走一邊說“去你媽的”。

matt_nightman?
I just look at them and then continue talking to whoever else is there because this signifies that there comment meant nothing to me

我只是看著他們，然后繼續(xù)和在場的其他人交談，因?yàn)檫@意味著他們說的話對(duì)我來說毫無意義

LucioFer95
I''ll put your opinion on a saving account. Maybe on some years will generate some interest for me.

我會(huì)把你的意見記在小本本上的。也許在將來某一時(shí)刻會(huì)讓我產(chǎn)生一些興趣。

focoonthecoco
Nah youd sound like a dork tbh

不，你聽起來像個(gè)傻瓜

SalvageET
I''m saving this one

我要留著這個(gè)回答，下次使用

Killafornia95
I would straight up call you a a dumbass if you did that lol

如果你那樣笑，我會(huì)直接叫你傻瓜

krishh19
It’s a bit hard to make a clown laugh outsiders the circus

讓一個(gè)小丑在馬戲團(tuán)外面開懷大笑是有點(diǎn)難

Ni__ers
There''s a reason y''all get told you aren''t funny.

有人說你不幽默是有原因的。

oddwithoutend?
You aren''t funny.

你一點(diǎn)都不好笑。

lawrencelewillows
It’s super cringey

這真是太令人討厭了

BadMG
You should tell that at parties.

你應(yīng)該在聚會(huì)上說出來。

oddwithoutend?
Best reply is to continue whichever joke you were making before the comment and make it funny. If you can''t, you''re not funny. Or maybe you are and you should just let this one go and wait for your next opportunity to be funny.

最好的回復(fù)就是繼續(xù)你之前講的笑話，并且讓它變得有趣。如果你不能，你就不幽默?；蛘吣銘?yīng)該放棄這個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)，等待下一個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)變得有趣。

Lia-Manila
Well okay that''s your opinion.

好吧，那是你的看法。

agentp4?
You''re right, I''m looking at the joke right now

你說得對(duì)，我現(xiàn)在就在看這個(gè)笑話

PINEAPPLEPEN_lol?
I''m looking at the funnier joke right now

我正在看一個(gè)更有趣的笑話

spwf?
Is that something people say to each other in conversation?

這是人們?cè)谡勗捴袑?duì)彼此說的話嗎？

To answer the question, I’d just say “k” and keep going. One person not finding someone funny, doesn’t make that person not funny.

要回答這個(gè)問題，我只要說“ k”開頭的詞語，然后繼續(xù)談話。 一個(gè)人不覺得某人有趣，并不意味著那個(gè)人沒有趣。

ComposerNate
Weird.

真奇怪。

Maxcalibur?
My favourite is "I know".

我最喜歡的回答是“我知道”。

I mean, that attitude destroyed my self-image in the long run but at least I got to deflect it in the moment right?

我的意思是，從長遠(yuǎn)來看，這種態(tài)度有點(diǎn)自嘲的意思，但至少我在那一刻化解了尷尬，不是嗎？

StephanieJTanner?
For me, it’s usually “Then why am I laughing?” My husband loves to tell me how not funny I am when I’m cracking myself up.

對(duì)我來說，通常是“那我為什么會(huì)笑? ” 當(dāng)我崩潰的時(shí)候，我丈夫喜歡告訴我我是多么的不好笑。

kar98kforccw
Well, not all of us are a fucking joke, Karen

不是所有人都是他媽的笑話， Karen

Biono03
this would just be cringey irl

這個(gè)女孩太可怕了

Youpunyhumans?
"You''re right, im not funny. Im hilarious"

“你說得對(duì)，我不搞笑，我是很搞笑?！?br/>
tossitawayandbefree?
throw up on them

吐在他們身上

julezz30
"I think I''m hilarious"

”我覺得我很搞笑”

And or variation "I think I''m funny, and luckily nobody cares what you think"

或者“我覺得我很有趣，幸運(yùn)的是沒人在乎你怎么想”

w--a--t--e--r
I know

我知道

Murky_Macropod?
It’s hard to appreciate humour when your whole life’s a joke.

你的生活就是一個(gè)笑話，你很難欣賞幽默。

BlameThePinot?
sounds like a personal problem

聽起來像是私人問題

banmeifurgay
“Stop you aren’t funny i told you”

”別說了，我告訴過你不好笑”

Puts Uno reverse card away

把一張反向卡放到一邊

Casually pulls out glock

隨手拿出格洛克手槍

MSsucks?
Oh yeah! Well you''re....you''re not funny ...shut up!

哦，是的! 你... 你一點(diǎn)都不好笑... 閉嘴！