5.窮理查年鑒.第五章.1737年.讀書筆記

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//近期碎念
高中同學(xué) :不要把你的幸福強(qiáng)加給別人。
阿富汗人:不是人人都希望幸福嗎。

//文章預(yù)覽
After crosses and losses men grow humbler & wiser
@北京理工出版社:幾經(jīng)失敗與挫折,人會變得愈發(fā)謙遜明智。
//工作細(xì)胞Black.第一集:年齡越大,羞恥的事情越多。男子漢都是這樣走過來的
To whom thy secret thou dost tell,? To him thy freedom thou dost sell.??
@中國青年出版社:對誰說出你的秘密,你就成了誰的奴隸。

//正文
The greatest monarch on the proudest throne, is oblig'd to sit upon his own arse.?
@上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社:最偉大的君主登上最高貴的寶座,也得坐在自己的屁股上。
@機(jī)械工業(yè)出版社:無
@中國青年出版社:最偉大的君主坐上最高貴的寶座,也得坐在自己的屁股上。
@北京時代華文書局:即便是坐在最高貴寶座上的偉大君王,也得受累用自己的屁股坐。
@北京理工出版社:最尊貴的王,即使坐在最華麗的寶座上,他也還是穩(wěn)坐在自己的腚上的。
//@掌控腚集團(tuán):皇帝老爺也得坐在自己的屁股上。
//身體健康是萬物的本錢
A countryman between 2 Lawyers,? is like a fish between two cats.
@上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社:無
@機(jī)械工業(yè)出版社:無
@中國青年出版社:一個鄉(xiāng)下人在兩個律師面前周旋來周旋去,好比把一條魚放在兩只饞貓面前。
@北京時代華文書局:一個鄉(xiāng)下人周旋于兩個律師之間,如同把一條魚放在兩只饞貓面前。
@北京理工出版社:一個鄉(xiāng)下人在兩個律師之間,就像一條魚在兩只貓之間。
//@掌控律師集團(tuán):所有官司,最后的贏得總是律師。
//牛津分級讀物.彩票大贏家.某律師: 有官司了,可以換輛奔馳了。
He that can take rest is greater than he that can take cities.
@上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社:無
@機(jī)械工業(yè)出版社:無
@中國青年出版社:善于休養(yǎng)生息,強(qiáng)于他能攻城掠地。
@北京時代華文書局:懂得休息的人比會攻城掠地者更強(qiáng)大。
@北京理工出版社:懂得停下休憩的人,比只知道一味攻城拔寨的人更偉大。
//@掌控休息集團(tuán):早起的蟲兒被鳥吃
Love & lordship hate companions.
@上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社:無
@機(jī)械工業(yè)出版社:無
@中國青年出版社:愛情和官職,不能與人分享。
@北京時代華文書局:愛情和權(quán)力不能與他人分享。
@北京理工出版社:愛情和權(quán)威都討厭被分享。
//@掌控出版集團(tuán):不是萬物皆可分享。
//三千弱水,只飲一瓢
//皇位不可分享:我皇御統(tǒng)傳千代,一直傳到八千代,直到小石變巨巖,直到巨巖長青苔。
After crosses and losses men grow humbler & wiser.
@上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社:失敗和虧損使人更謙遜,也更聰明。(吃一塹長一智。)
@機(jī)械工業(yè)出版社:人之所以變得更加謙虛、更加明智是因?yàn)樗哌^彎路,受過挫折。
@中國青年出版社:吃一塹長一智。
@北京時代華文書局:經(jīng)歷滄桑磨難后,人會變得更加謙遜、明智。
@北京理工出版社:幾經(jīng)失敗與挫折,人會變得愈發(fā)謙遜明智。
//@掌控智慧集團(tuán):化逆境為順境
//英雄聯(lián)盟.塔里克:我曾踏足山巔,亦曾步入低谷,二者都讓我受益良多。
//理想:逆天改命不信邪,不撞南墻不回頭
//現(xiàn)實(shí):挫折越多越脆弱,彎路越多越心累
//理性的心態(tài)有助于度過困境,不健康的心態(tài)尋找困境讓自己的受苦
//吃得苦中苦,活得更痛苦
Love, Cough, & a Smoke, can't well be hid.
@上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社:愛情、咳嗽和抽煙,皆難掩藏。
@機(jī)械工業(yè)出版社:無
@中國青年出版社:愛情、咳嗽和抽煙,都不可能很好地藏著掖著。
@北京時代華文書局:戀愛、咳嗽和抽煙,都無法很好地隱瞞。
@北京理工出版社:世上有三不可藏:愛、咳嗽和煙癮。
//@掌控隱藏集團(tuán):有幾樣?xùn)|西藏不?。合矏?、身體本能、心累
//藏不住就不用藏:貧窮、饑餓
//貧窮不是什么值得羞恥的事情,關(guān)鍵是:自己認(rèn)為貧窮的自己低人一等
//國內(nèi)最不受歡迎的人就是是被洗腦的人,接受被看低的并且心安理得的人
He that can travel well afoot, keeps a good horse.
@上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社:能走路的人養(yǎng)得起好馬。
@機(jī)械工業(yè)出版社:無
@中國青年出版社:能走路的人,養(yǎng)得起好馬。
@北京時代華文書局:擅長徒步旅行的人,能保養(yǎng)好他的馬。
@北京理工出版社:可憑雙足行遍天下的人,也是能養(yǎng)出好馬的人。
//@掌控好馬集團(tuán):能養(yǎng)好貓的人,可以養(yǎng)好孩子
The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise.
@上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社:最爛的車輪叫得最響。
@機(jī)械工業(yè)出版社:無
@中國青年出版社:破車輪叫得最響。
@北京時代華文書局:越破的車輪,噪音越大。
@北京理工出版社:破得最嚴(yán)重的馬車輪叫得歡。(譯者注:類似于一瓶(水)不響,本瓶水響叮當(dāng))
//@掌控出版集團(tuán):腦子中沒有書籍的人喜歡大聲爭吵
Don't misinform your Doctor nor your Lawyer.
@上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社:對醫(yī)生和律師千萬別說錯話。
@機(jī)械工業(yè)出版社:無
@中國青年出版社:對醫(yī)生和律師,千萬別說錯話。
@北京時代華文書局:不要向醫(yī)生和律師提供錯誤信息。
@北京理工出版社:千萬不要對你的醫(yī)生或律師說假話(譯者注:寓意為不要對醫(yī)生和律師有所隱瞞,不然最后還是自己吃虧)。
//@掌控說謊集團(tuán):對醫(yī)生說假話的已經(jīng)不在人間了(用錯藥),對律師說假話的人是玩弄人性的大師(貶義)
//法律相關(guān)電影:
12 Angry Men (1957).十二怒漢
Witness for the Prosecution (1957).控方證人
Knives Out (2019).利刃出鞘
???? (2013).辯護(hù)人
Contratiempo (2016).看不見的客人
//qBittorrent + The pirate bay + PotPlayer + Subtitle Searching = 自己動手豐衣足食
//完全靠自己很難生存
If you want a neat wife, chuse her on a Saturday.
@上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社:無
@機(jī)械工業(yè)出版社:如果你想要一個好妻子,請?jiān)谛瞧诹暨x。
@中國青年出版社:想娶個好老婆,有空的時候就要挑選。
@北京時代華文書局:如果想娶個整潔優(yōu)雅的老婆,那就看她假期時的樣子吧。
@北京理工出版社:如果你想要覓得一個整潔的妻子,請?jiān)谛瞧诹臅r候做出選擇。
//@掌控老婆集團(tuán):想娶好老婆別閑著,一有空就提升自己,好老婆肯定不傻
The noblest question in the world is What Good may I do in it?
@上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社:無
@機(jī)械工業(yè)出版社:世界上最高尚的問題是:我能做什么善事?
@中國青年出版社:世上最高尚的問題是:我能做什么有益的事嗎?
@北京時代華文書局:世上最高尚的問題是:我能做些什么善事?
@北京理工出版社:世界上最高尚的問題就是:我能為這個世界做些什么?
//@掌控高尚集團(tuán):最值得胡思亂想的問題:我能做些什么?
//詩人:高尚是高尚者的通行證,卑劣是卑劣者的墓志銘。

1737
? The greatest monarch on the proudest throne,?is oblig'd to sit upon his own arse.?
? The Master piece of Man, is to live to the purpose.
? He that steals the old man's supper, do's him no wrong.
? A countryman between 2 Lawyers, is like a fish between two cats.?
? He that can take rest is greater than he that can take cities.
? The miser's cheese is the wholesomest.
? Love & lordship hate companions.
? The nearest way to come at glory, is to do that for conscience which we do for glory.?
? There is much money given to be laught at, though the purchases don't know it; witness A's fine horse, & B's fine house.?
? He that can compose himself, is wiser than he that composes books.?
? Poor Dick, eats like a well man, and drinks like a sick.
? After crosses and losses men grow humbler and wiser.
? Love, Cough, & a Smoke, can't be well hid.
? Well done is better than well said.
? He that can travel well afoot, keeps a good horse.
? There are no ugly Loves, nor handsome Prisons.
? No better relation than a prudent & faithful Friend.
? A Traveller should have a hog's nose, deer's legs, and an ass's back.?
? At the working man's house hunger looks in but dares not enter.?
? A good Lawyer is a bad Neighbour.
? Certainlie these things agree,
the Priest, the Lawyer, & Death all three:
Death takes both the weak and the strong.
The lawyer takes from both right and wrong,
and the priest from the living and the dead has his Fee.
? The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise.
? Don't misinform your Docter nor your Lawyer.
? I never saw an oft-transplanted tree, nor yet an oft-removed family, that throve so well as those that settled be.
? Three good meals a day is bad living.
? To whom thy secret thou dost tell, to him thy freedom thou dost sell.?
? If you'd have a Servant that you like, serve your self.
? He that pursues two Hares at once, does not catch one and lets t'other go.?
? If you have time don't wait for time.
? Tell a miser he's rich, and a woman she's old, you'll get no money of one, nor kindness of t'other.?
? Don't go to the doctor with every distemper, nor to the lawyer with every quarrel, nor to the pot for every thirst.?
? The Creditors are a superstitious sect, great observers of set days and times.?
? The noblest question in the world is, What Good may I do in it??
? Nothing so popular as GOODNESS.
封面:
周一早晨的心情寫照,安德魯·邁耶斯(Andrew Mayes)拍攝於南非
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