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Tesla Furloughs Employees Due To "Very Few New Orders" And A "Drop In Demand"

特斯拉解雇員工，因為“新訂單很少”和“需求下降”

The "dumb" coronavirus panic, as Elon Musk once called it, is finally coming back to bite Musk in the ass.

“該死的”冠狀病毒恐慌，就像馬斯克曾經(jīng)所稱呼的那樣，終于回來咬馬斯克的屁股了。

After a report yesterday that several Tesla employees had tested positive for coronavirus, possibly as a result of Elon Musk keeping his Fremont factory open far longer than he should have, Tesla has only now started to furlough some workers due to a "drop in demand" amid the national crisis.?

昨天有報道稱，特斯拉的幾名員工的冠狀病毒檢測呈陽性，這可能是由于馬斯克（Elon Musk）將其弗里蒙特工廠的營業(yè)時間大大延長所致，但特斯拉直到現(xiàn)在、才開始因國家危機中的“需求下降”而解雇一些員工。

Axel Tangen, Tesla’s director of Northern Europe, to employees in Norway stated in an e-mail released by electrek yesterday:

特斯拉北歐主管Axel Tangen昨日在一封由electrek發(fā)布的電子郵件中向挪威員工表示：

In plain terms, our current capacity is higher than the actual work available to us, due to uncertainty and restrictions caused by the coronavirus outbreak. Sadly, this means that our staffing need will be lower than normal for some time to come. We are confident that this trend will reverse as the outbreak is contained and Norwegians return to their daily lives, but we need to take action to ensure there is a place to work for us all when things return to normal.

直截了當(dāng)?shù)恼f吧，由于冠狀病毒爆發(fā)帶來的不確定性和限制性，我們目前的工作能力高于我們現(xiàn)有的實際可實施工作的能力。不幸的是，這意味著在未來一段時間內(nèi)，我們的人員需求將低于正常水平。我們相信，隨著疫情得到控制，挪威人恢復(fù)日常生活，這一趨勢將得以逆轉(zhuǎn)。但我們需要采取行動，確保當(dāng)情況恢復(fù)正常時、我們大家有工作可干。

He also said that layoffs would begin in April:

馬斯克還表示，裁員將于四月份開始：

We will talk individually with the employees affected by the layoff. Initially, they will be laid off for the month of April. The employee and safety representatives will meet with management on a weekly basis to uate the current situation.

我們將與受裁員影響的員工單獨交談，他們將于4月份下崗。員工和安全代表將每周與管理層會面、評估公司現(xiàn)狀。

“Tesla will decide which employees will be furloughed based on the necessity of their role, the amount of time they’ve worked for the company, and particularly compelling social conditions,” he continued.

馬斯克接著表示道：“特斯拉將根據(jù)員工角色的必要性、在公司工作的時長、以及根據(jù)令人信服的社會條件，決定哪些員工將被解雇。

Recall, we highlighted yesterday how auto sales in the United States were plunging. Looking at a recent business upxe from Group 1 automotive, a company that owns and operates 186 auto dealerships along with 242 franchises and 49 collision centers, gave us insight into the collapse of the overall broader auto market.?

回想一下，我們昨天強調(diào)了美國汽車銷量遭受了何種程度的暴跌。我們查看了第一集團汽車公司最近的業(yè)務(wù)更新（這家公司擁有并經(jīng)營著186家汽車經(jīng)銷商、242家特許經(jīng)營店和49家碰撞中心），這讓我們洞察到了整個汽車市場的崩潰。

No matter how much Elon Musk tries to dance around it, it looks like reality may finally be hitting his business. Even electrek wrote that its sources told it Tesla is "seeing very few new orders and a lot of cancellation[s] over the last few weeks."

所以，不管馬斯克怎么想鉆什么空子，似乎現(xiàn)實最終會都打擊到他的生意。甚至連electrek也寫道：其掌握的消息告訴它，特斯拉“在過去幾周內(nèi)，新訂單寥寥無幾，大量訂單被取消?！?br/>

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Tesla needs more government money.

特斯拉需要更多的政府資金

More? Only as needed to keep up appearances, right?

更多資金？只是為了保持他們的形象，是嗎？

What no robot ambulance van?

為什么沒有機器人救護車

WORDS YOU WILL SELDOM HEAR:
"I'm going to buy a new tesla"
WORDS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR:
"I'm going to buy a used tesla"

你很少聽到的話：
“我要買一輛新特斯拉”
你永遠(yuǎn)聽不到的話：
“我要買一輛二手特斯拉”

"No matter how much Elon Musk tries to dance around it, it looks like reality may finally be hitting his business. Even electrek wrote that its sources told it Tesla is "seeing very few new orders and a lot of cancellation[s] over the last few weeks."
When the crisis is over (but not the depression), people won't be buying expensive cars.

“所以，不管馬斯克怎么想鉆什么空子，似乎現(xiàn)實可能最終會都打擊到他的生意。甚至連electrek也寫道：其消息人士告訴它，特斯拉“在過去幾周內(nèi)，新訂單寥寥無幾，大量訂單被取消。”--
當(dāng)危機結(jié)束時（非大蕭條時期），人們也不會購買昂貴的汽車了。

The Model III isn't that expensive.

Model 3也沒 那么貴吧

$40,000 (msrp) is more than any car is worth unless you're a multi-millionaire who likes toys.
I'd rather less spend money on old car that serves the same purpose.

4萬美元呢（制造商建議零售價），任何汽車都不值這個價，除非你是個喜歡玩具的百萬富翁。我寧愿少花些錢，買一輛同樣用途的舊車。

"very few orders"
I bet that's good for the stock price, right?
it's better than being profitable, right?

“訂單很少”
我敢打賭，這對他們股價有好處，是吧？
總比能賺到錢好吧，是吧？

Saves wear and tear on the equipment, a cost saving

這次特斯拉節(jié)省了設(shè)備損耗，這是節(jié)約了成本。

I bet Tesla got a big subsidy/gifts in the $2.2trillion giveaway, gimmies, pork, political payoffs.

我敢打賭，特斯拉在2.2萬億美元的饋贈中，得到了一大筆補貼，他們的手段包括小把戲、政治利益。

10 months ago, TSLA was $155. Now it is $515. Seems like there is room to fall.

10個月前，特斯拉的股價是155美元，現(xiàn)在是515美元。好像是有下降的空間。

Sure is. If Elon had been as smart as he thinks he is he should have sold off or rented his 34 million Tesla shares to shorters while the price was 800-900$. That period of time was long enough and with enough volume of stocks traded to pull this little trick off. The shorters (who are holding 12% of the stocks already btw) would have taken the bait and believed Elon was abandoning the ship and shorted the **** out of the rest of the stock. Tesla shareholders would be in for a wild ride.?
With the cash from that sale he could have paid of every cent of Tesla's 13 billion dollar debt. The stock would have rallied so hard on these news that the remaining stocks he had left would be worth more than ever before. The shorters would have all gone bankrupt, Tesla debt free and ready to run its ponzi scheme for a few more years.?

當(dāng)然有下降的空間了。如果馬斯克真像他認(rèn)為的那樣聰明，他應(yīng)該在價格為800-900美元時，把自己的3400萬股特斯拉股票賣給做空者，這段時間足夠長，而且有足夠的股票交易量來完成這個小把戲。做空者（他們已經(jīng)持有12%的股票）也會上鉤的，他們會相信馬斯克放棄特斯拉了，然后把剩下的股票也做空，特斯拉的股東們將搭上這趟順風(fēng)車。
有了這筆交易的現(xiàn)金，他本可以償還特斯拉公司的130億美元債務(wù)。當(dāng)債務(wù)還清的消息出來后，股票就會大漲，而他留下來的剩余股票將比以往任何時候都值錢。同時做空者都會破產(chǎn)，特斯拉也沒了債務(wù)，可以再經(jīng)營幾年龐氏騙局。

Learn to make Ventilators

他們在學(xué)造呼吸機呢

Great. Ventilators that spontaneously combust; shooting fire directly into your dying lungs. At least it will dry up the pneumonia liquid first as it burns you alive from the inside.

很好，會自燃的呼吸機，直接吧火焰射入你奄奄一息的肺部。至少這樣能把肺炎液體消滅干凈，因為它會從你肺里把你活活燒死。

During the coronavirus pandemic, people aren't rushing to buy self-driving cars that crash and kill everyone on board. :>(
Who'd-a-thunk-it?

在冠狀病毒大流行期間，人們并不急于購買撞車、并害死車上所有乘客的自動駕駛汽車。:>(
你們覺得我說的是誰呢？

Useless gadget energetically ineffective polluting and expensive to feel different without understanding that you are stupid, I wouldn't call them cars

沒有卵用的小玩意，能耗效率低、又污染環(huán)境，還貴。不了解特斯拉的人還以為自己很特別呢，其實是因為你蠢，我都不會稱這玩意為汽車。

After they made them use their vacation time?

他們讓員工休完假后就解雇之？

Elon Musk is a real POS.?
Tesla share price-$0.

特斯拉的股票價值為0

If you meant to put a 50 in front of that zero.. yes!!

如果你在0的前面加個50，那就是它的價值了！

You have the right idea. Just use the ''50'' to append to the end of the sentence following the period, and use it as a decimal point.

你說的沒錯，只需要在那個點后面加上50，然后用它當(dāng)小數(shù)點，這就是特斯拉股票的價值了。

Tesla is finished. And Elon knows it.
Game over buddy.

特斯拉完了，馬斯克自己也知道。
游戲結(jié)束了兄嘚。

OK laid off workers & shrinking demand....So TSLA stock should GO UP! I think I understand this “stawk market” thing now! Long TSLA....right??

好把，解雇工人和需求萎縮…所以特斯拉的股價應(yīng)該上升？我想我現(xiàn)在明白了“股票市場”的意思了！要長線持有…對吧？

How the hell is the stock still above 500? Fed?

什么鬼，特斯拉的股價還在500美元以上？聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局在哪？

My friend (knows nothing about investing) was bragging he went all in on TSLA...
alrighty then!

我的朋友（對投資一無所知）還吹噓他在對特斯拉全力加倉呢。。。
我只能說，好吧！

some people spend hundreds of thousands in university to learn what he will learn at the school of hard knocks

有些人花了幾十萬去上大學(xué)，就是為了學(xué)習(xí)他們將在人生中學(xué)到的艱難課程。

That hard work is bullishit if you can just buy stocks the past 10yrs and make s*itloads of money?

這種艱難，根本白費力氣，如果你能在十年前買入股票，你就能賺大錢。

If he did around 400 last week, he is loving life

如果他在上周以400美元的價格買入特斯拉的股票，那么他仍然是熱愛生活的

Except the easiest way to get Hydrogen is from striping hydrocarbons. In effect, you are burning energy to make a less powerful fuel out of more powerful fuel?

但是我們還找不到最容易的方法來提取氫氣。事實上，你是在燃燒能源，用更強大的燃料制造一種不那么強大的燃料。

Musky needs to study some theoretical physics. You can theoretically harness gravity waves which can elevate and self and self propel the vehicle at the same time.

馬斯克需要學(xué)習(xí)一些理論物理知識。從理論上講，你可以利用重力波同時提升和推動車輛。

Bailout for the bullshitter billionaire?
That'd be hilarious. The company only survives via forced taxvictim subsidies and accounting fraud, so why not bail it out via further forced taxvictim subsidies and wholesale socioeconomic fraud that is the bailouts?
As poetic as it is absolutely pathetic.

還要去救助這名胡說八道的億萬富翁？
這太好笑了，這家公司只能依靠強制稅務(wù)受害者補貼和會計欺詐來生存，那么為什么不通過更進(jìn)一步的強制稅務(wù)受害者補貼和大規(guī)模的社會經(jīng)濟欺詐（即救助）來拯救它呢？
真是可悲啊。

This twerp's always trying to make us think he's a genius who can do anything he puts his mind to. The only thing he's any good at is scamming. He told Trump he could build ventilators, then he just bought them from China. It's great he got them, don't get me wrong, but he simply applied his wheeler-dealer skills to do it. He's not a techno-visionary at all, that's what people need to know about him, because once they realize it, they'll know they need to get their money out of Tesla stock, ASAP.

這個笨蛋總是想讓我們認(rèn)為他是個天才、他能做任何他想做的事。而他唯一擅長的就是詐騙，他告訴特朗普他可以造出呼吸機，然后他從中國買來了呼吸機，很好！他真的得到呼吸機了。不要誤會我，但他只是運用他翻新車輛的技能來做到這一點。他根本不是一個技術(shù)幻想家，這是人們需要了解的，因為一旦他們意識到這一點，他們就會知道、他們需要盡快把資金從特斯拉股票中抽離。