【龍騰網(wǎng)】歐美互噴：哈哈，美國人又肥又沒有醫(yī)保?。?！等等，你們?yōu)槭裁床恍Γ?/h1>
正文翻譯
“跟我們見識一下更美味的奧利奧菜品”
“為什么美國吃起東西來就像他們有免費醫(yī)保一樣？”
評論翻譯
russkie_go_home
I tried eating one of those fried chicken donut sandwiches at the LA county fair and damn near died
我嘗試在洛杉磯集市上吃炸雞甜甜圈三明治，差點死掉。
ConsciousEgg2496
fried chicken donut what the fuck? too much food information for my third world brain...
炸雞甜甜圈什么鬼? 對于我這個第三世界的大腦來說，食物信息太多了……
russkie_go_home
A piece of fried chicken sandwiched between 2 raspberry jelly flavored donuts. I ate a small piece and felt sick for a week afterwards, my other 2 friends wolfed it down
一塊炸雞夾在兩個覆盆子果凍味的甜甜圈中間。我吃了一小塊，然后感覺惡心了一個星期，我的另外兩個朋友狼吞虎咽地吃了下去。
AgeOfReasonEnds31120
Ameriphobes trying to think of a joke that has not been done to death before:
恐美癥患者試圖想出一個以前沒有被人講過的笑話。
Standard_Ad_8965
They can’t they’re too busy eating krumpets
他們想不到，他們忙著吃炸玉米餅?zāi)亍?/strong>
Quadratums
Oi "fish and chips" lol
喂，“炸魚薯條”，哈哈。
Standard_Ad_8965
One of those two food choices they’re too busy eating fish and chips and krumpets
這兩種食物中的一種，他們都忙著吃炸魚薯條和炸玉米餅。
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Zomgirlxoxo
Hi I’m a European and I see one Americans doing one thing and I assume the whole country does bc I also live in a place where everybody is the same
嗨，我是歐洲人，我看到一個美國人在做一件事，我認為這國家都在做一件事，因為我也生活在一個每個人都一樣的地方。
fulknerraIII
It's almost like people have a tendency to post the most extreme over the top stuff online to get more attention. But what do I know im just a dumb American and its dinner time i got go. Wife is making tripple burgers topped with deep fried snicker bars, candy corn, oreo cheesecake, and carmel sauce with a side of buttered bacon covered in maple syrup and powdered sugar.
這就好像人們傾向于在網(wǎng)上發(fā)布最極端的東西來獲得更多的關(guān)注。但我知道我只是一個愚蠢的美國人，該吃晚飯了，我得走了。妻子正在做三層漢堡，上面放著油炸士力架、玉米糖、奧利奧芝士蛋糕和焦糖醬，旁邊放著涂著楓糖漿和糖粉的黃油培根。
veronicakw
My stomach churned at the sight of that picture
一看到那張照片，我的胃就翻騰。
Standard_Ad_8965
Yeah but I’m covered by the Cleveland clinic which has the best heart doctors, liver, lungs, back, skeletal work there is. And the best doctors from around the world
是啊，但我的醫(yī)保涵蓋克利夫蘭診所，那里有最好的心臟醫(yī)生，肝臟，肺部，背部，骨骼方面的醫(yī)生。還有世界上最好的醫(yī)生。
i_notold
Actually, the best brain/spine Dr.s in that region are at the Mayfield Clinic in Cincinnati. The Cleveland Clinic sends people there if it's really urgent.
事實上，那個地區(qū)最好的腦/脊柱醫(yī)生在辛辛那提的梅菲爾德診所。如果有緊急情況，克利夫蘭診所會派人去。
Traditional-Touch754
Why did they put the mayonnaise clinic in Cincinnati?
為什么他們把蛋黃醬診所開在辛辛那提?
101bees
Why do foreigners assume Americans eat this every day
為什么外國人認為美國人每天都吃這個。
011_0108_180
My diabetic ass could never
我有糖尿病，永遠不會吃這東東。
Lick_my_wenis_
My non-diabetic ass also could never
我沒糖尿病，也永遠不會吃這東東。
ahmuh1306
Comment aside wtf is that monstrosity why would you put oreo in a hamburger
評論放一邊，這個怪物是什么？你為什么要把奧利奧放在漢堡里？
bigboilerdawg
r/stupidfood
“傻逼食物”
jzoller0
The only place you would find something like this besides social media is at a state fair or something like that. No one actually eats something like this regularly
除了社交媒體，你唯一能找到這種東西的地方就是州博覽會之類的地方。沒有人會經(jīng)常吃這種東西。
NewHampshireGal
At least I didn’t have to wait 17 months for an MRI like my cousin from Alberta.
至少我不用像我來自（加拿大）艾伯塔省的堂兄那樣等17個月去做核磁共振。。
DaDawkturr
Because whilst it may not be free, we can still see a doctor then and there, instead of having to wait weeks.
So excuse me as I shamelessly order four!
因為雖然可能不免費，但我們?nèi)匀豢梢援?dāng)場看醫(yī)生，而不必等上幾周。
所以請原諒我無恥地點了四個!
FrucklesWithKnuckles
I work in labor, split my knee wide open last week and had to rush to the ER for stitches. All in I had to pay a $20 copay. thanks to my insurance and went home happy and with my leg intact.
我是做體力活的，上周我的膝蓋裂開了，不得不趕到急診室縫針?？傊捎谖业谋ｋU，我不得不支付20美元的共付費，然后高高興興地回家了，我的腿完好無損。
Sh1tp1sser
instead of having to wait weeks.
No one waits weeks. that's american propaganda. I can literally walk into my doctor and hell see me within 30 minutes.
沒有人會等上幾個星期。那是美國的宣傳。我可以直接去看醫(yī)生，他會在30分鐘內(nèi)給我看病。
Handarthol
Maybe in your country, but remember our closest language/cultural buddy in Europe is the UK and their healthcare system is imploding and having rather rough wait times at the moment. State healthcare is by it's nature extremely centralized, which has terrible repercussions if it's poorly managed. For the 90%+ of insured people here, even if you ideologically support universal healthcare there's a question of whether you really want to risk a messy, poorly managed public system when the current system is inconvenient but at least works - especially considering the decline in confidence many of us have had in the competency of our government over the past several years.
也許在你的國家是這樣，但請記住，我們在歐洲最親密的語言/文化伙伴是英國，他們的醫(yī)療體系正在崩潰，目前等待時間相當(dāng)長。國家醫(yī)療保健本質(zhì)上是極度集中的，如果管理不善，會產(chǎn)生可怕的后果。對于這里90%以上的參保人來說，即使你在意識形態(tài)上支持全民醫(yī)保，也存在一個問題，即你是否真的想在現(xiàn)有體系不方便但至少有效的情況下，冒險建立一個混亂、管理不善的公共體系——特別是考慮到過去幾年我們許多人對政府能力的信心下降。
LegolasLassLeg
Why do Europeans eat like they don't have to wait 6 months for an appointment in a system that's quickly feeling the pressure of running out of other people's money?
為什么歐洲人生活在一個很快就會感覺到“別人的錢要用光”那種壓力的系統(tǒng)里，卻吃得好像他們不用等六個月的預(yù)約一樣?
KillerOfSouls665
When you pay for insurance, you are paying everyone else's healthcare on that insurance plan
當(dāng)你支付保險時，你就在支付保險計劃中其他人的醫(yī)療費用。
LadyAlayneStone
I don't need an appointment to visit my doctor
我看醫(yī)生不需要預(yù)約。
Steuts
Why do Europeans talk like America doesn’t provide their military
為什么歐洲人說得好像美國沒有提供他們的軍事力量一樣。
KingOfThePatzers
I'm American. Do you guys not get that it's America who benefits most from this arrangement?
我是美國人。你們難道不明白從這種安排中獲益最多的是美國嗎?
Alias089
Sure but I would much rather have my tax dollar spent on healthcare than on another M1 Abrams
當(dāng)然，但我寧愿把我的稅款花在醫(yī)療保健上，也不愿再買一輛M1艾布拉姆斯。
xiaobaituzi
Actually it’s the opposite- if we had state owned healthcare we would all have a vested interest in eachothers health. So we are eating like we don’t have free healthcare
實際上恰恰相反——如果我們有國家擁有的醫(yī)療保健，我們所有人都將對彼此的健康有既得利益。所以我們吃得就像沒有免費醫(yī)療一樣。
