(日更)看笑話,猜謎語,學(xué)英語 2020.3.20
2020-03-20 12:20 作者:藍(lán)鯨澤維爾 | 我要投稿


My skydiving instructor would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first - timer questions.?
我的跳傘指導(dǎo)總是有空搭理愚蠢的新手問題。
One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?"?
有個(gè)人問?!叭绻覀兘德鋫銢]打開,備用傘也沒打開的話,到落地之前我們能有多少時(shí)間?”
Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, "The rest of your life."
跳傘指導(dǎo)看著他,臉上沒有一絲表情。他說,“余生?!?/p>
昨日謎語答案:
Hot is faster, because you can catch a cold.
冷和熱誰走得快?因?yàn)楦忻霸谟⑽睦锝?catch a cold,所以你可以抓住 cold,?但沒有說 catch a hot?的,所以?hot?跑得快,抓不到。

今日謎語:
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
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