【龍騰網(wǎng)】小龍蝦占領(lǐng)中國某公司辦公室
正文翻譯
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Dozens of crayfish took over an office floor in China’s Zhejiang province after a woman forgot to take her order of 10kg of the seafood home.?
在中國浙江省，一位女士忘記帶10公斤的海鮮回家后，幾十只小龍蝦占據(jù)了辦公室
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評論翻譯
-------------譯者：咸魚維克多--- 審核者：Lonkzxc------------
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Yusra Nayab
You’ve heard of “floor is lava” now feast your eyes upon “floor is crayfish”?
你們應(yīng)該聽過“巖漿滿地”（一款手游），現(xiàn)在滿眼都是“龍蝦滿地”。
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Deputy_ Commander
Crayfish : i''m hereby claimed this floor as my territory.?
小龍蝦：在此特此宣稱，此樓層為吾等之領(lǐng)地！
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Winston Wan
Crayfish can''t escape from their fate after trying to flee from being cooked?
小龍蝦：這幾個(gè)小時(shí)的逃亡，終究是錯(cuò)付了。
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Putera Khalid Eragon Al-Rodie
They kinda remind me of cockroaches :/?
讓我想起蟑螂。 (ノ-_-)ノ ~┻━┻
koko nana
Glad they are not snakes. Otherwise, it''s gonna be an apocalypse there in front of the elevator.?
幸好這不是蛇。否則，電梯里就會(huì)上演啟示錄。-------------譯者：咸魚維克多--- 審核者：Lonkzxc------------
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Logan Chadwick
Crayfishes: MY BROTHERS THE REVOLUTION HAS STARTED!!!, TODAY WE TAKE THE OFFICE BUT TOMORROW WE SHALL TAKE THE WORLD!!!.?
小龍蝦：兄弟們！革命開始了！今天我們只有一間辦公室，明天我們將占領(lǐng)全世界！?。?/p>
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Grand Fred
Hi! I''m one of the crayfish. I would like to alx that some of my neighbors don''t respect the social distanciation...?
嗨！我是其中一只小龍蝦。我要投訴我的鄰居們不遵守社交隔離
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Anas Desmond Abdi
Soo brave just to come out of that elevator , I would have just go back and close the elevator?
他們居然敢從電梯里爬出來，要是我就爬回去然后躲在電梯里。
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Shimrbae 482
"I thought they were cockroaches I was terrified"
how are crayfish less scary then?!
”我還以為是蟑螂，我怕死蟑螂了“
所以小龍蝦就不嚇人了？！小龍蝦沒有排面的嗎？！
-------------譯者：咸魚維克多--- 審核者：Lonkzxc------------
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- Rafther -
No one gonna question what happaned to the woman who ordered those crayfish after this??
沒人關(guān)心那個(gè)買了這些小龍蝦的女人后來怎么樣了嗎？
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ena mendoza.
when you accidentally downloaded the mr crayfish furniture mod and didn''t follow the instructions:?
當(dāng)你錯(cuò)誤地下載了小龍蝦Mod又沒按說明操作………… （我的世界梗）
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Mr P
Looks like a horror movie title The death of the crayfish.????
恐怖電影：小龍蝦之死
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Joshua Kenji
Wow she actually ended up cooking it ???
哈哈！她還真的把這些煮了（吃了）？
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Monika
0:09
look at that high quality editing?
看0:09那里的高分辨率的剪輯
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S. C.
Crayfish are so cute, like tiny lobsters)?
小龍蝦真可愛，就像小小的龍蝦。（我都不知道該說中文貧乏還是英語神經(jīng)病了）
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John D
They run so fast?
（小龍蝦）跑得真快
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Novik
Almost everyone: "It''s free food."?
幾乎所有人都覺得 ”這是免費(fèi)食物“
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Michael Davis
Cajons are on their way?
卡戎斯來了。（不明白這句是什么梗）
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Pro Huawei
No one:
Crayfish: Hippity hoppity the floor is my property?
沒人：（字面意思）
小龍蝦：不占山頭當(dāng)螞蟻，占著山頭當(dāng)皇帝！
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Maddie Evelyn
No one:
Me: hey this is like a minecraft silverfish infestation?
沒人：
我：嗨，這看上去就象我的世界里的蠹蟲入侵（事件）
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Butter Lord
She ended up bringing them home?
結(jié)果她還是把這些小龍蝦帶回家了。
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Me: Awww how sweet
我：啊啊啊??！真甜！
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And cooked them?
然后她就把小龍蝦煮了
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Me: Awww how delicious
我：啊啊啊??！真爽！
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KAM S KKC
Why did they edit the bags.... When we could clearly see it in a few seconds after the edit.?
Maybe the company''s name was on it !!!?
為啥那個(gè)袋子要打碼？特別是幾秒以后又沒打碼了。
可能是要遮掉某個(gè)公司的名字？
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·KIWIDOGGO·
0:08 who else noticed the crayfish were edited on XD
誰注意到了0:08連小龍蝦都被打碼了。 XD
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China Bill
We like eating crayfish in China. It’s delicious.
在中國我們喜歡吃小龍蝦。這非常美味
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ZGT Man
Imagine, you''re just about to get out from the floor and suddenly the floor in front of you are filled with swarms of crayfish.
想象一下，你剛剛走進(jìn)這里，突然間地板上出現(xiàn)了一大堆小龍蝦
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movingwater stone
Ill start picking them up for dinner
我會(huì)把它們帶走作晚餐
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morel von doom
humans: stay home for safety
crayfish: its free real estate?
人類：因疫情茍活于蝸居
小龍蝦：以自由聞達(dá)于網(wǎng)絡(luò)
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I have one of the best ****s as a pfp
0:04 looks like a bunch of cockroaches running around...?
0:04那里看上去就像一堆蟑螂在到處跑…………
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Death Gamer808
0:52 then those r the biggest cockroaches anyone will ever c?
然后0:52那些前所未見的大蟑螂………… （英文丟失了一部分）
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arcanesage
Who''d have thought the bag of crayfish in my freezer was harvested from a Chinese office??
我冰箱里的那袋小龍蝦就是從這樣的辦公室里抓來的。真的，你看我誠實(shí)的眼睛！
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Daniel Gao
Crayfish: hipity hopity your floor is my property?
小龍蝦：不占山頭當(dāng)螞蟻，占著山頭當(dāng)皇帝！
-------------譯者：咸魚維克多--- 審核者：Lonkzxc------------
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Joshua Balcazar
I’m glad they didn’t execute order 66?
很高興他們沒有執(zhí)行66號令。（不懂是什么梗）
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Klazer Grazzing
When crayrave started playing in the background?
這些小龍蝦一定是在看不到的地方搞了個(gè)狂歡節(jié)。
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???
These crayfish are like students leaving a classroom after school-they finally have their freedom from teachers lol :)?
這就象是學(xué)生放學(xué)后爭先恐后地從老師身邊逃開。 lol ：）
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Austin Po
0:27 ‐ I mean they didn''t have to jump over them?
在0:27那里，那些人其實(shí)沒必要跳著走。
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Donkey Shlong
“Forgot to pick up her order”
忘記拿她的訂單
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satria amiluhur
That''s a lot of proteins
這是一堆蛋白質(zhì)
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Charles Mathew Ong
I like how she''s terrified of them but ends up cooking and eating them
我喜歡她害怕它們，而最后又把它們煮了吃掉
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Euro Frontline
Crayfish- yeah, I''ve survived from being consumed by someone,
小龍蝦：太好了，我沒變成某人的美食
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Chinese folks - lol no ways, it''s 2020 the year of celebration to only eat
中國老鐵：哈哈沒門，2020是慶祝大吃的一年
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Krussshh cong kyot
Yummy ??
美味？？
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M A
Asian man is like DINNER on the 1st floor..
亞洲人就像一樓的晚餐
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krepnata kadara
It''ll be more fun if it''s cockroach instead, floor, wall and ceiling filled with them
如果是蟑螂那樂子可就大了，地板，墻壁和天花板到處都是
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?nz s?L
HaHaHa
哈哈哈
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so funny ?
很有意思？
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Kookiez with some Tae
Why is this so fricking funny ???????
怎么TMD這么好笑？
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Charlton Gio Prepe?a
Crayfish: we''re extinct.?
小龍蝦：我們想找個(gè)地方躲起來
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Sofi
I''d be so terrified to walk over them?
想象我（走在這個(gè)樓層）跨過小龍蝦，真是受不了?。?！
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Big Brain
Crayfish: Hippity hoppity we got a new property?
小龍蝦：不占山頭當(dāng)螞蟻，占著山頭當(dāng)皇帝！
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Markgraf
Well, the order was perfect. It''s flash!?
好頂贊！這次買的小龍蝦真是完美，（新鮮得可以到處跑）
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Paul Chen
Typical Asian activity finding crayfish on the floor ending up taking them home and cooking them?
在房子里把小龍蝦找出來然后帶回去煮了，是一項(xiàng)典型的亞洲人的業(yè)余活動(dòng)。
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TheRoyalFlame 1
Smh they’re obviously paid actors in crayfish costumes?
顯然他們莫名就請了一些演員來扮小龍蝦
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Ballowax 2002
Aw they look like turtles from this security cam footage?
啊噢，從監(jiān)控鏡頭里，他們看起來象是烏龜。
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Cats Are YES
Just light the building on fire. I ain’t getting near those things.?
麻煩燒掉這棟樓！我看著雞皮疙瘩都起來了！
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Jahedul Haque
Your welcome for 1k ???
（這得對這些小龍蝦說）一千次歡迎光臨？
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Nicosia11
I would’ve ran out real quick?
我（要是在場，）肯定會(huì)逃得比誰都快。
