(日更)看笑話, 猜謎語(yǔ), 學(xué)英語(yǔ) 2020.3.25
2020-03-25 19:43 作者:藍(lán)鯨澤維爾 | 我要投稿


Two men walk in the jungle. One has a gun on his back and the other one a big rock.?
有兩個(gè)人在叢林里走著。一位背著槍,一位背著塊大石頭。
The one with the rock asks the other man, "Why do you have a gun on your back?"
背著石頭的人問(wèn)另一位:“你為什么背了把槍?”
The guy replies, "When a wild animal comes, I can defend myself. And what about you, why the rock?"
那人回答:“要是有野生動(dòng)物出沒(méi)的話,我能保護(hù)我自己。你呢,背石頭干什么?”
The guy with the rock smiles proudly, "When a wild animal comes, I can throw the rock away and run much faster!"
背石頭的人驕傲地笑了笑,說(shuō),“要是有野生動(dòng)物出沒(méi)的話,我把石頭一扔,就可以跑得更快了!”

昨日謎語(yǔ)答案:
Ireland's. Because every year it's Dublin.(Doubling)
愛(ài)爾蘭首都都柏林在英文里的諧音是“翻倍”。每年都翻倍。

今日謎語(yǔ):
What kind of?driver doesn't know how to drive?
標(biāo)簽: