-Derek says that neither of you brought any assets into the marriage.

-well I had my trust fund and a sparkling personality, and a futon couch

-yes, Addison has a very ugly, very heavy, futon couch.

-what ever happen to that couch.

-We gave it to Mark. She can have him.

-I haven't him

-okay, well, that's settled. what else?

-So aside from Addison's trust fund which remains in her name, you'll split everything, stocks, bond, 401 K's down the middle. The only thing that gets a little complicated is the real estate.

-Let me make this simple. I'd like to keep my trailer and the land in Seattle. Addison can have the rest.

-Hold on

-That's the house in Hamptons and the brownstone overlooking the Central Park. That's very generous Doctor Shepherd.

-Thank you.

-Hold on, he's up to something.

-No

-I came here to fight over CD's and books, go to war over crystal vase. What are you up to, Derek?

-The divorce is my fault. Let me take responsibility.

-We both had affairs.

-You had a one night stand with Mark.

-Derek, actually, well, it was..

-All right, okay, it was two nights. You made a mistake.

-Meredith and I we had a relationship.

-Derek

-hey you know what I like? I like that we're civilized. What are these adult. Grown up people who can be divorced in friendly. We deserve a medal.

-It wasn't one night stand.

-What?

-Mark and I, it wasn't one night stand. I was in love with him. or at least I thought I was. After you left, we lived together for 2 months. I wanted to believe that we could make it work that I hadn't thrown my marriage away that I hadn't thrown my life away on a fling.

But he's Mark. And well, I caught him with someone else and.. and then Richard calls. We both had relationships with other people. We both equally liable for everything. So please take the brownstone.

-All I want is Seattle. I want Seattle and I want never to see you again.