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//近期碎念

微軟又送XGP游戲會(huì)員了，四舍五入等于送了27個(gè)游戲?！?1年上半年

//文章預(yù)覽

Have you something to do tomorrow? do it today.

你明天有要做的事嗎？那今天就開(kāi)始著手做吧。

He that riseth late, must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night.? ? ??

日上三竿方起床，三更半夜還在忙。

//晚上安靜，適合學(xué)習(xí)

//幾百年前的，日歷上面的名言，放到今天，對(duì)人還有好處嗎。至少一部分保守的做法還是可取的

//正文

Visit your Aunt, but not every Day; and call at your Brother's, but not every night.

@上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社：看望姑嬸，不過(guò)別天天去；探望兄弟，不過(guò)別夜夜去。（拜訪頻繁易惹麻煩。）

@機(jī)械工業(yè)出版社：去看看你的姨媽，但不要天天都去；去你兄弟家走走，但不是天天晚上。

@中國(guó)青年出版社：看望姑嬸，別天天去；探視兄弟，別夜夜去。（頻繁拜訪招人厭。）

@北京時(shí)代華文書局：看望姑媽，但不要每天都去；拜訪兄弟，但不要每晚都去。

@北京理工出版社：不要每天都去看望你的嬸嬸；也不要每晚都跑到兄弟家拜訪。

//@掌控串門集團(tuán)：看望大姨，不要每天都去；關(guān)心兄弟，不要每天晚上都打電話。

//過(guò)多的拜訪會(huì)帶來(lái)麻煩；看望少了不可行，多了也不可行

Bis dat，qui cito dat.

He gives twice who gives promply.

@上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社：無(wú)

@機(jī)械工業(yè)出版社：即施倍與?！∥闹V語(yǔ)

@中國(guó)青年出版社：無(wú)

@北京時(shí)代華文書局：無(wú)

@北京理工出版社：雪中送炭，雙倍情誼。——拉丁語(yǔ)

適時(shí)提供幫助的人，提供的是雙倍的幫助。

//@掌控理想集團(tuán)：雪中送炭六月暖

//理想：窮且意堅(jiān)，不墜青云之志

//現(xiàn)實(shí)：窮人越來(lái)越窮，志氣越來(lái)越短

Late Children, early Orphans.

@上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社：無(wú)

@機(jī)械工業(yè)出版社：晚到的孩子，早來(lái)的孤兒。

@中國(guó)青年出版社：晚年才生孩子，孩子很早就會(huì)成孤兒。

@北京時(shí)代華文書局：晚生的孩子，會(huì)提早成為孤兒。

@北京理工出版社：遲來(lái)的孩子就是早到的孤兒。

//@掌控孩子集團(tuán)：晚年生的孩子，父母會(huì)先ta 去世，成為孤兒

//晚年不建議生孩子

A large train makes a light Purse.

@上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社：無(wú)

@機(jī)械工業(yè)出版社：你的錢包會(huì)被巨大的誘惑所掏空。

@中國(guó)青年出版社：裙擺做得長(zhǎng)，錢包輕得快！

@北京時(shí)代華文書局：排場(chǎng)擺得大，錢包輕得快。

@北京理工出版社：貨車大，腰包癟。

//@掌控出版集團(tuán)：

//燈泡公司為了賺錢，推行強(qiáng)制報(bào)廢的法律。汽車也是一樣

//某大大開(kāi)貨車，帶著一條狼狗

//我笑他害怕孤獨(dú)

//他笑我不懂這個(gè)世界，回答：為了抓住偷汽油的飛車賊

He that speaks ill of the Mare, will buy her.

@上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社：無(wú)

@機(jī)械工業(yè)出版社：說(shuō)馬不好的人，正是想買馬的人。

@中國(guó)青年出版社：說(shuō)這母驢差的人，必定是會(huì)買下它的人。

@北京時(shí)代華文書局：對(duì)母馬挑三揀四的人，心里想要買下它。

@北京理工出版社：想買母馬的人往往一個(gè)勁數(shù)落馬兒。

//@掌控買賣集團(tuán)：真正想買東西的人，會(huì)在一開(kāi)始貶低商品。

郭德綱：

人出去買東西的時(shí)候

有這么句老話說(shuō)得好

褒貶是買主 喝彩是閑人

在一個(gè)攤位上

A：哎呀呵，這個(gè)真好，太好了。這個(gè)好，這個(gè)好

賣家：你買吧。A 不會(huì)買

B：哎呀，這個(gè)不好了吧，那個(gè)不好了吧，便宜點(diǎn)吧

賣家：你買吧。B 會(huì)真的買

郭德綱：

人叫人千聲不語(yǔ)

貨叫人點(diǎn)首自來(lái)

來(lái)源：視頻中間部分

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1ht411Q7m3

//以下日歷上的名言，應(yīng)當(dāng)連貫起來(lái)讀

//為圖省事，UP主只附錄一家出版社的翻譯

? Rules of Health and long Life, and to preserve from Malignant Fevers, and Sickness in general:?

? Eat and drink such an exact Quantity as the Constitution of thy Body allows of, in reference to the Services of the Mind.

? They that study much, ought not to eat so much as those that work hard, their Digestion being not so good.

? The exact Quantity and Quality being found out, is to be kept to constantly.

? Excess in all other Things whatever, as well as in Meat and Drink, is also to be avoided.

? Youth, Age, and Sick require a different Quantity.

? And so do those of contrary Complexions; for that which is too much for a flegmatick Man, is not sufficient for a Cholerick.

? The Measure of Food ought to be? （as much as possibly may be） exactly proportionable to the Quality and Condition of the Stomach, because the Stomach digests it.

? That Quantity that is sufficient, the Stomach can perfectly concoct and digest, and it sufficeth the due Nourishment of the Body.

? The Difficulty lies, in finding out an exact Measure; but eat for Necessity, not Pleasure, for Lust knows not where Necessity ends.

? Wouldst thou enjoy a long Life, a healthy Body, and a vigorous Mind, and be acquainted also with the wonderful Works of God? labour in the first place to bring thy Appetite into Subjection to Reason.

//上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社發(fā)現(xiàn)了這是一系列的片語(yǔ)（十一條連續(xù)的建議），所以用了分號(hào)（：）

Rules of Health and long Life…

@上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社：健康、長(zhǎng)壽及鎮(zhèn)神、防病之道：

@機(jī)械工業(yè)出版社：無(wú)

@中國(guó)青年出版社：健康、長(zhǎng)壽、氣定神閑，就是防病之道。

@北京時(shí)代華文書局：健康長(zhǎng)壽之道是避免惡性發(fā)燒和常見(jiàn)疾病的侵害。

@北京理工出版社：健康長(zhǎng)壽小竅門以及惡性頭疼腦熱和小病小痛預(yù)防守則。

//關(guān)于吃飯的學(xué)問(wèn)

//副標(biāo)題：你根本不會(huì)吃飯

//只取一家之言：北京理工出版社:?

? 以下是，健康長(zhǎng)壽小竅門以及惡性頭疼腦熱和小病小痛預(yù)防守則：

? 吃喝要定量，視身體狀況而定，還要對(duì)心智有益才行。

? 動(dòng)腦學(xué)習(xí)的人不應(yīng)該像體力勞動(dòng)者吃得那么多，因?yàn)樗麄儾荒芎芎玫叵澄铩?/p>

? 飲食的質(zhì)量要嚴(yán)格把關(guān)，找出適合自己的質(zhì)跟量，并長(zhǎng)期保持。

? 凡事切忌過(guò)度，吃肉喝酒也是如此

? 年輕人、老年人還有病人所需的飲食量各不相同。

? 而對(duì)那些性格迥異的人來(lái)說(shuō)，也是如此：黏液質(zhì)的人概念里太多，在膽汁質(zhì)的人看來(lái)卻還遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)不夠。

? 進(jìn)食量應(yīng)該（也很可能）就是由胃的質(zhì)量以及狀況來(lái)決定的，因?yàn)槲甘秦?fù)責(zé)消化食物的器官。

? 所以，所謂的適量就是夠量，也就是胃剛好能夠消化吸收，一為身體提供充足養(yǎng)分的食量。

? 而過(guò)量指的是有些東西吃得比其他的多，有些食物胃消化起來(lái)比較困難，這就是過(guò)量了。

? 要摸索出精準(zhǔn)的進(jìn)食量十分困難，但要按照需要進(jìn)食，而不能為享受，放開(kāi)了肚皮吃，因?yàn)橛旧聿恢馈氨匦琛钡慕缦拊谀睦铩?/p>

? 如果你想要長(zhǎng)命百歲又身體健康、頭腦靈活，還能不斷領(lǐng)略上帝的神跡之奇妙，那么勞動(dòng)才是最重要的。只有勞動(dòng)能夠帶給你合適的胃口。

//這里把“勞動(dòng)”換成運(yùn)動(dòng)、鍛煉比較妥當(dāng)

//對(duì)于中文翻譯的作品，后面還有“找出適量飲食的原則：”，有十條原則，感興趣的推薦去看原書（@上海遠(yuǎn)東出版社；@中國(guó)青年出版社；@北京時(shí)代華文書局；@北京理工出版社；）

//延申閱讀.英語(yǔ)原文

1742

? Strange! that a Man who has wit enough to write a Satyr; should have folly enough to publish it.

? He that hath a Trade, hath an Estate.

? Have you somewhat to do tomorrow; do it today.

? Speak and speed: the close mouth catches no flies.

? Late Children, early Orphans.

? Ben beats his Pate, and fancys wit will come; But he may knock, there's no body at home.

? Ill Customs & bad Advice are seldom forgotten.

? He that sows thorns, should not go barefoot.

? When Knaves fall out, honest Men get their goods: When Priests dispute, we come at the Truth.

? Death takes no bribes.

? One good Husband is worth two good Wives; for the scarcer things are the more they're valued.?

? He that riseth late, must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night.?

? He that speaks ill of the Mare, will buy her.

? You will be careful, if you are wise; How you touch Men's Religion, or Credit, or Eyes.

? They who have nothing to trouble them, will be troubled at nothing.?

? Against Diseases here, the strongest Fence, Is the defensive Virtue, Abstinence.

? If thou dost ill, the joy fades, not the pains; If well, the pain doth fade, the joy remains.

? To err is human, to repent divine, to persist devilish.

? Industry pays Debts, Despair encreases them.

? With the old Almanack and the old Year, Leave thy Vices. tho' never so dear.

? The Difficulty lies, in finding out an exact Measure; but eat for Necessity, not Pleasure, for Lust knows not where Necessity ends.

? If thou art dull and heavy after Meat, it's a sign thou hast exceeded the due Measure; for Meat and Drink ought to refresh the Body, and make it chearful, and not to dull and oppress it.

封面：

引吭高歌的狒狒，克萊門斯·圭納德（Clemence Guinard）拍攝於沙特阿拉伯

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