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?《神偷奶爸》（英語(yǔ)：Despicable Me），2010年喜劇3D動(dòng)畫片，是神偷奶爸系列電影的首部作品，由環(huán)球影業(yè)及照明娛樂(lè)制作，首部?jī)杉液献鞯碾娔X動(dòng)畫電影。講述神偷格魯項(xiàng)目利用三個(gè)孤兒女作為他偉大偷月項(xiàng)目的棋子，直到發(fā)現(xiàn)她們天真的愛深刻地改變他。?

?海蒂小姐 ?我們回來(lái)了

Hi, Miss Hattie. We're back.

姑娘們好 ?
Hello, girls!
我們出去時(shí)有人來(lái)收養(yǎng)我們嗎
Anybody come to adopt us while we were out?
讓我想想
Let me think.
沒有
No!
伊迪絲 ?你往我桌上放的什么
Edith! What did you put on my desk?
泥巴派
A mud pie.
不會(huì)有人要你的 ?伊迪絲 ?你知道的 ?對(duì)吧
You're never gonna get adopted, Edith. You know that, don't you?
-是的 ?我知道 ?-很好
- Yeah, I know. - Good.
賣??得如何 ?完成指標(biāo)了嗎
So, how did it go, girls? Did we meet our quotas?
算是吧
Sort of.
我們賣??了四十三盒迷你薄荷
We sold 43 mini-mints,
三十盒巧克力扭結(jié) ?十八盒可可堅(jiān)果
30 choco-swirlies, and 18 coco-nutties.
好吧
Okay.
你說(shuō)的像是生意不錯(cuò)的樣子
Well, you say that like it's a great sale day.
看著我
Look at my face!
你們覺得這算生意好嗎
Do you still think it's a great sale day?
才十八盒可可堅(jiān)果
Eighteen coco-nutties.
我想你們一定能多賣??一些 ?對(duì)嗎
I think we can do a little better than that, don't you?
是的
Yeah.
你們不想周末
We wouldn't want to spend the weekend
被關(guān)在恥辱箱里吧 ?不想吧
in the box of shame, would we? No.
不想 ?海蒂小姐
No Miss Hattie.
很好 ?進(jìn)去吧 ?幫我打掃衛(wèi)生去
Okay, good. Off you go. Go clean something of mine.
你好 ?佩妮
Hi, Penny.
你們好
Hi, guys.

喂 ?媽媽 ?抱歉 ?我是打算打給你的 ?可...
Hello, mom, sorry, I meant to call, but...
我只想祝賀你偷了金字塔
I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid.
是你干的 ?對(duì)吧
That was you, wasn't it?
或者是某個(gè)不窩囊的罪犯的杰作
Or was it a villain who's actually successful?
告訴你 ?媽媽 ?我正在策劃一件事
Just so you know, mom, I am about to do something
是個(gè)大事件 ?非常重要
That's very, very big, very important.
你聽到后會(huì)為我感到驕傲的
When you hear about it, you're going to be very proud.
祝你好運(yùn) ?好了 ?我掛電?話?了
Good luck with that. Okay, I'm out of here.
格魯來(lái)見珀金斯先生
Gru to see Mr. Perkins.
您好 ?請(qǐng)坐
Yes, please have a seat.
我個(gè)人的一小步
That's one small step for man,
是全人類的一大步
one giant leap for mankind.
媽媽 ?總有一天我要登上月球
Ma, someday I'm going to go to the moon.
你是沒希望了 ?兒子
I'm afraid you're too late, son.
宇航局已經(jīng)不送白?癡?上天了
Nasa isn't sending the monkeys any more.
你好
Hey.
我來(lái)新申請(qǐng)一筆犯罪貸款 ?
I'm applying for a new villain loan.
申請(qǐng)方為 ?向量
Go by the name of Vector.
這是數(shù)學(xué)用語(yǔ)
It's a mathematical term,
是一種矢量
a quantity represented by an arrow,
既有大小又有方向
with both direction and magnitude.
向量 ?就是我 ?
Vector! That's me,
正如我犯案既有方向 ?又有質(zhì)量
'cause I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude.
好棒
Oh, yeah!
見識(shí)一下我的新武器
Check out my new weapon.
比拉魚手?槍? ?好贊
Piranha gun! oh, yes!
用活魚做子彈 ?
Fires live piranhas.
見過(guò)嗎見過(guò)嗎見過(guò)嗎
Ever seen one before?
顯然沒有 ?我發(fā)明的
No, you haven't. I invented it.
想看我演示一下嗎
Do you want a demonstration?
該死 ?有時(shí)候就是不好使
Shoot! So difficult, sometimes, to
把比拉魚子彈再上膛
get the piranha back inside of my...
格魯先生 ?珀金斯先生現(xiàn)在見您
Mr. Gru, Mr. Perkins will see you now.
現(xiàn)在萬(wàn)事俱備
So, all I need
只欠金錢東風(fēng) ?來(lái)建造火箭
is money from the bank to build a rocket.
之后 ?月亮便手到擒來(lái)
And then, the moon is ours.
演講很精彩
Well, very nice presentation.
我想見識(shí)一下收縮射線儀
I'd like to see this shrink ray.
沒問(wèn)題 ?到手馬上給您看
Absolutely! Will do. Soon as I have it.
還沒到手?
You don't have it?
手上沒貨還敢來(lái)銀行借錢
And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money?
顯然如此
Apparently.
格魯 ?你知不知道
Do you have any idea
這家銀行在你身上浪費(fèi)了多少銀子
of the capital that this bank has invested in you, Gru?
你那些不入流的陰謀詭計(jì)
With far too few of your sinister
帶來(lái)的利潤(rùn)微乎其微
plots actually turning a profit.
怎么說(shuō)呢 ?你就好比這個(gè)蘋果
How can I put it? Let's say this apple is you.
要是資金再不回流
If we don't start getting our money back...
明白沒
Get the picture?
格魯 ?事情是這樣 ?
Look, Gru, the point is, there are
如今長(zhǎng)江后浪推前浪
a lot of new villains out there,
一批新人年華大好 ?野心勃勃
Younger than you, hungrier than you,
比你青春得多
Younger than you.
比如外面那個(gè)叫向量的小伙子
Like that young fellow out there named Vector.
他剛盜取了金字塔
He just stole a pyramid!
我明白 ?我明白
I've got it. I've got it.
那么 ?借錢造火箭的事...
So, as far as getting money for the rocket...
射線儀到手再談其他
Get the shrink ray, then we'll talk.

蠢蛋
Suckers!
蠢蛋
Suckers!
到手啦
We got it!
怎么了
What?
那是什么
Hey! What!
住手 ?住手
No, no, no!
是你
You!
下次凍住別人腦袋前
Now, maybe you'll think twice
先掂量一下自己本事
before you freeze someone's head!
后會(huì)有期 ?格魯
So long, Gru!
快追 ?不能讓他跑了
Quick! We can't let him get away!
在上面 ?在上面
Up ahead! Up ahead!
開火 ?馬上開火
Fire! Fire, now!
打不著
You missed me!
讓你嘗嘗厲害
Come to papa!
看誰(shuí)厲害
Take that.
多贊啊
How adorable.
我逮到你了
Got you in our sights!
就像把糖從...
Like taking candy from a...
什么
What?
格魯
Gru!
試試大小吧
Try this on for size!
奇怪 ?怎么回事
That's weird. What is going...
這玩意可是密封的
This is claustrophobic!
不 ?不 ?不
No, no, no!
太小了 ?要擠爆了
Too small! This is too small for me!
我恨那小子
I hate that guy!
愿主上保佑我們 ?眷顧我們
...and please watch over us, and bless
愿我們今晚好眠
that we'll have a good night's sleep.
還要保佑我們睡覺時(shí)
And bless that while we're sleeping,
不會(huì)有蚊蟲鉆進(jìn)耳朵
no bugs will crawl into our ears
在腦子里產(chǎn)卵
and lay eggs in our brains.
很好 ?描述的真好 ?伊迪絲
Great. Thanks for that image, Edith.
還要保佑我們很快被人收養(yǎng)
And please bless that someone will adopt us soon,
希望新的爸爸媽媽都是好人
and that the mommy and daddy will be nice
有獨(dú)角獸當(dāng)寵物
and have a pet unicorn.
阿門
Amen.
阿門
Amen.
獨(dú)角獸 ?我愛獨(dú)角獸 ?很愛獨(dú)角獸
Unicorns, I love them unicorns, I love them
獨(dú)角獸啊 ?我愛它們
Uni, uni, unicorns I love them
獨(dú)角獸啊 ?要是存在
Uni, unicorns, I could pet one
我就養(yǎng)來(lái)寵愛
if they were really real
肯定存在
And they are
買??來(lái)一只 ?用來(lái)寵愛
So, I bought one so I could pet it
它愛我 ?我也愛它
Now it loves me now I love it
你怎么敢...搞什...
Don't you... what the...
姑娘們 ?祝你們好運(yùn)