渣翻&菜雞語(yǔ)文警告（霧）

每一次Cassie做這種代碼+歌詞的曲，代碼里都會(huì)藏一層故事，這次也不例外。

歌詞與代碼之間相互呼應(yīng)，而又相互補(bǔ)充，暗藏只看一方面讀不到的深層。

（老千層餅了）

注釋采用灰色標(biāo)記，對(duì)于代碼本體的釋義用藍(lán)色標(biāo)記

package extraLarge;
軟件包 額外大

/**
?* The goal of this program is to obtain a HEALTHY
?* and SUSTAINABLE relationship, darling.
?*
?* @author Cassie Wei from Mili
?*/
親愛的，這個(gè)程序的目標(biāo)是獲得一個(gè)健康且持久的關(guān)系。
@作者：來自Mili的Cassie Wei
public class sustainPlusPlus {
?? ?
??? public static void main(String[] args) {
??????? World world = new World();
??????? Life me = new Ghost();
??????? Life you = new Ghost();
??????? 創(chuàng)建一個(gè)新的世界，并創(chuàng)建兩個(gè)幽靈（生命），分別為“我”和“你”



??????? /**
???????? * If abstraction is the definition of beauty
???????? 如果說事物的抽象化才是美的定義
???????? * Are those of us chasing after clarity
???????? 那么，追隨明確性的我們
???????? * A representation of ugly?
???????? 是否象征丑惡？
???????? */
??????? 將世界中的一切按照美排序
??????? world.getObjects().sortByAttribute("beauty");
??????? 如果最美的事物包含有“抽象”的藝術(shù)標(biāo)簽
??????? if (world.getObjects().getFirst().getArtTags().indexOf("abstract") != -1) {
??????????? 那么，給我和你都加上丑惡的屬性
??????????? me.addPhysicalAttribute("ugly");
??????????? you.addPhysicalAttribute("ugly");
??????? }
??????? 在丑惡程度上，我和你同為第一
??????? world.giveBestAward("ugly", me);
??????? world.giveBestAward("ugly", you);



??????? /**
???????? * CALL ME MOMMY
???????? 叫我媽咪
???????? * JUST LIKE YOUR FANTASY
???????? 就像你妄想的那樣
???????? * There is no crime in ideality
???????? 夢(mèng)淫無罪
???????? */
??????? 如果你的癖好中有戀母
??????? if (you.getFetishes().searchByType("name calling", "mommy") != -1) {
??????????? 那么將我加入到你的記憶之中，成為你腦中的媽咪
??????????? you.addToMemory(me);
??????????? you.setNicknameFor(you.getMemory(me), "mommy");
??????? }
??????? 對(duì)世界添加“戀母情結(jié)是被允許的”的規(guī)則
??????? Rule r = new Rule("Oedipus complex is okay", true);
??????? world.addRule(r);



??????? /**
???????? * MUX>>>DEMUX
???????? * Can't you understand me?
???????? 明白了嗎？
???????? * I'm not mine NAND I'm not yours
???????? 我不屬于我 NAND 我不屬于你
???????? * Ah
???????? */
??????? 你嘗試解讀我給你所說的話語(yǔ)
??????? try {
??????????? you.decodeMessage(me.codeMessage("I'm not mine NAND I'm not yours.", "mux"), "mux");
??????? } catch (InsufficientIntelligenceQuotientException e) {
??????????? 如果出現(xiàn) 智商不足 的錯(cuò)誤，
??????????? 則對(duì)你說，“哦，你這個(gè)小笨蛋”
??????????? world.sendMessage("Oh you dummy.", you);
??????????? world.announce("Ah");
??????? }



??????? /**
???????? * This could end right here if you don't let it out
???????? 如果你不愿吐出真心，我們的一切也就此結(jié)束
???????? * Let it out
???????? 我們的一切也就此結(jié)束
???????? */
??????? 如果你有任何想法
??????? if (you.getThoughts().size() != 0) {
??????????? try {
??????????????? 你一定要把所有的真心都告訴我
??????????????? you.sayTo(you.getThoughts(), me);
??????????????? you.clearThoughts();
??????????? } catch(TooMuchOfAPussyException e) {
??????????????? 但若是因?yàn)槟闾^懦弱，我們的關(guān)系會(huì)就此結(jié)束
??????????????? world.getRelationship(me, you).end();
??????????? }
??????? }



??????? /**
???????? * Give up or give me your all
???????? 選擇放手棄權(quán) 還是選擇為我暴露出你的全部？
???????? * Tell me now
???????? 快告訴我
???????? * Tell me now
???????? 快告訴我
???????? */
??????? 如果你對(duì)我的愛不足一半
??????? if (you.getMemories(me).getLove() < 0.5) {
??????????? 我們將會(huì)形同陌路
??????????? world.getRelationship(me, you).setSustain(0);
??????? } else {
??????????? 亦或者 你將你所有的內(nèi)心與屬性轉(zhuǎn)嫁于我
??????????? you.transferThoughts(me);
??????????? you.transferAttributes(me);

??????????? 我們之間的關(guān)系也就更加穩(wěn)固
??????????? // sustain++;
??????????? world.getRelationship(me, you).increaseSustain();
??????? }



??????? /**
???????? * If we can be completely simulated
???????? 如果我們的一切可以被模擬重現(xiàn)
???????? * Do we need a real reality?
???????? 我們是否還需要真正的現(xiàn)實(shí)？
???????? */
??????? 創(chuàng)建一個(gè)關(guān)于我的新的模擬
??????? Simulation s = new Simulation(me, world, 1993, 227760);
??????? 如果和本我100%相同，則處決現(xiàn)實(shí)的我
??????? if (s.compareToOriginal(me) == 100) {
??????????? world.execute(me);
??????? }



??????? /**
???????? * Don't let words die, let love run dry
???????? 不要讓話語(yǔ)死去，不要讓愛干涸
???????? * Like what we did to the rivers we killed off in our near future
???????? 像那一條條在不遠(yuǎn)的未來被我們屠殺的河川那樣
???????? * Ah
???????? */
??????? 在我們關(guān)系的穩(wěn)固度超過世界上所有的河流之?dāng)?shù)之前，
??????? 我對(duì)你說“我愛你”，而你也對(duì)著我說“我愛你”
??????? for (int sustain = 0; sustain < world.getRiver().size(); sustain++) {
??????????? me.sayTo("I love you.", you);
??????????? you.sayTo("I love you.", me);
??????? }



??????? /**
???????? * And mumble some stupid stuff
???????? 咕嘟那些愚蠢癡話
???????? * Like
???????? 說著
???????? * "I saw it coming"
???????? “我早就知道會(huì)成為這樣”
???????? * Pretend it's not happening
???????? 但卻視而不見
???????? * Us losers do nothing so winners keep winning
???????? 只因敗者的我們不愿行動(dòng)，勝者永是勝者
???????? */
??????? 對(duì)于愚昧、癡笨、小氣、視而不見的話題，你我都不能再提起
??????? String[] tags = {"stupid", "dumb", "petty", "ignorant"};
??????? world.mute(me, tags);
??????? world.mute(you, tags);
??????? 世界中的前1%的它們，我們將一一挑戰(zhàn)
??????? for (Life them : world.getLifeTopOnePercent()) {
??????????? me.fight(them);
??????????? you.fight(them);
??????? }



??????? /**
???????? * Sit
???????? 左下
???????? * Fetch your leash
???????? 拿來狗帶
???????? * DICTATED ECONOMY
???????? 被主宰的經(jīng)濟(jì)
???????? */
??????? 我命令你坐下
??????? me.command(you, "sit");
??????? 我命令你拿回狗帶
??????? me.command(you, "fetch");
??????? 你支付給我所有的財(cái)物，作為學(xué)費(fèi)
??????? you.pay(me, you.getFinanceProperties(), "educational purposes");



??????? /**
???????? * Show me
???????? 給我看看
???????? * Your belly
???????? 小肚皮
???????? * FORGOTTEN ECOLOGY
???????? 被遺忘的生態(tài)
???????? */
??????? 我命令你脫下
??????? me.command(you, "strip");
??????? 我命令你展示
??????? me.command(you, "exhibit");
??????? 將你定義為“流氓”的環(huán)境污染
??????? world.addPollution("environmental", "indecency", you);



??????? /**
???????? * Stay
???????? 不許動(dòng)
???????? * Okay, eay
???????? 好，可以吃啦
???????? * HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY
???????? 人性心理
???????? */
??????? 我命令你靜止
??????? me.command(you, "stay");
??????? 我命令你進(jìn)食
??????? me.command(you, "eat");
??????? 你愛上了我
??????? you.love(me);



??????? /**
???????? * g 0 0 d?? b o i
???????? 乖乖男孩
???????? * Here's a treat
???????? 獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)你一粒小零食
???????? * HUNGRY FOR ENERGY
???????? 渴望能源
???????? */
??????? 我贊揚(yáng)你“乖孩子”
??????? me.praise(you, "Good boy.");
??????? 我贈(zèng)給你肉
??????? me.gift(you, "meat");
??????? 你全部吃盡
??????? you.sonsumeLast();



??????? /**
???????? * We are searching
???????? 我們?cè)趯ふ?br/>???????? * Following our human instincts
???????? 跟隨著人類本能
???????? * Looking for ghosts of the non-existing kind
???????? 尋找那不存于這世界的特別品種的幽靈
???????? * Who make us whole from the very beginning
???????? 從出生那瞬間即能完成我們的那個(gè)品種
???????? */
??????? 找尋世界上與我相關(guān)的所有幽靈
??????? Ghost[] findings = world.search(me, "ghost");
??????? Ghost[] parents = new Ghost[2];
??????? for (Ghost g : findings) {
??????????? 對(duì)于其中每一個(gè)幽靈，先將其認(rèn)為家人
??????????? me.addFamily(g);
??????????? if (me.isHappy()) {
??????????????? 若我開心之時(shí)，則將它們認(rèn)為我的父
??????????????? if (parents[0] == null) {
??????????????????? parents[0] = g;
??????????????? }
??????????????? 亦或是母
??????????????? else if (parents[1] == null) {
??????????????????? parents[1] = g;
??????????????? }
??????????????? 但“我”從不開心，也永將不會(huì)開心
??????????????? else {
??????????????????? //IGNORED because 'me' is never happy
??????????????????? //and will never be happy anyway
??????????????? }
??????????? }
??????????? 最后，將它剔除出我的家庭
??????????? me.removeFamily(g);
??????? }




??????? /**
???????? * We keep chasing
???????? 不停地尋找
???????? * Dreaming about the perfect being
???????? 夢(mèng)想那完美的存在
???????? * Perfect parents who are non-exiting
???????? 那不存于這世界的完美的雙親
???????? * Our bodies grew, our minds stayed the same
???????? 我們的身體茁壯成長(zhǎng)，內(nèi)心卻永遠(yuǎn)幼稚
???????? */
??????? 如果我我所找尋到的正是我理想的雙親
??????? if (me.getDreamParents().equals(parents)) {
??????????? 它們也就成為了我的雙親
??????????? me.setParents(parents);
??????? }
??????? else {
??????????? 如若不符合，我則大發(fā)脾氣
??????????? me.throwTantrum();
??????? }


??????? 我不斷的問你，“我們從何而去？”
??????? /**
???????? * Now darling, where do we go from here?
???????? 哪，親愛的，我們從何而去？
???????? */
??????? me.ask(you, "Where do we go from here?");

??????? /**
???????? * Now darling, where do we go from here?
???????? 哪，親愛的，我們從何而去？
???????? */
??????? me.ask(you, "Where do we go from here?");

??????? /**
???????? * Now darling, where do we go from here?
???????? 哪，親愛的，我們從何而去？
???????? */
??????? me.ask(you, "Where do we go from here?");

??????? 我呼喚你
??????? /**
???????? * Darling, darling
???????? 親愛的，親愛的
???????? */
??????? me.callFor(you);
??????? me.callFor(you);

??????? 而你也反問我，我們從何而去？
??????? /**
???????? * Hey honey, where do we go from here?
???????? 喂，寶貝，我們從何而去？
???????? */
??????? you.ask(me, "Where do we go from here?");

??????? /**
???????? * Hey honey, where do we go from here?
???????? 喂，寶貝，我們從何而去？
???????? */
??????? you.ask(me, "Where do we go from here?");

??????? /**
???????? * Now darling, where do we go from here?
???????? 哪，親愛的，我們從何而去？
???????? */
??????? me.ask(you, "Where do we go from here?");

??????? /**
???????? * Now darling, where do we go from here?
???????? 哪，親愛的，我們從何而去？
???????? */
??????? me.ask(you, "Where do we go from here?");

??????? 我問著這個(gè)世界，從何而去？
??????? /**
???????? * To where?
???????? 從何而去？
???????? */
??????? me.ask(world, "To where?");



??????? /**
???????? * CALL ME DADDY
???????? 叫我爹地
???????? * WHERE"S YOUR "YES SIR" & "PLEASE"?
???????? 聽不見你的“是的先生”呀？你的“請(qǐng)”去哪里了？
???????? * That's the only vocabulary you need
???????? 其他的詞匯對(duì)你來說沒有必要
???????? */
??????? 將你記憶中對(duì)我的稱呼設(shè)為爹地
??????? you.setNicknameFor(you.getMemory(me), "daddy");
??????? 將你所有的詞匯設(shè)為 先生 是 不 請(qǐng) 謝謝 主人 紅 綠 黃
??????? String[] vocab = {"sir", "yes", "no", "please", "thank you", "master",
??????????? "red", "green", "yellow"};
??????? you.setVocabulary(vocab);



??????? /**
???????? * MUX>>>DEMUX
???????? * Can't you understand me?
???????? 明白了嗎
???????? * You turn my screen #0000ff
???????? 你為我刷#0000ff屏
???????? */
??????? 你使我迷失了方向
??????? you.disorient(me);



??????? /**
???????? * We could end right here if you'd just let us fall
???????? 如果你肯讓我們一起墜落，我們也就此結(jié)束
???????? * Let us fall
???????? 我們也就此結(jié)束
???????? */
??????? 你的所有抗?fàn)幹?/span>
??????? for (War w: you.getOngoingFights()) {
??????????? 若是有一個(gè)處于劣勢(shì)
??????????? if (w.getScore(you) < 0.5) {
??????????????? 我和你都將被處決
??????????????? world.execute(me);
??????????????? world.execute(you);
??????????? }
??????? }



??????? /**
???????? * No tears, no regrets
???????? 不落淚，不后悔
???????? * No zero-days at our fault
???????? 零日漏洞不是我們的過錯(cuò)
???????? */
??????? 清除我和你的悲傷記憶
??????? me.setMemory("sad", null);
??????? you.setMemory("sad", null);
??????? 清除我和你的后悔記憶
??????? me.setMemory("regretful", null);
??????? you.setMemory("regretful", null);
??????? 清除掉所有的零日漏洞的作者
??????? Vulnerability zeroDays = world.getVulnerabilities().getZeroDays();
??????? for (Vulnerability v : zeroDays) {
??????????? v.setAuthors(null);
??????? }



??????? /**
???????? * Hear me out
???????? 聽我說
???????? * It's a perfect plan
???????? 我想出了一個(gè)完美的計(jì)劃
???????? */
??????? 我命令你聽
??????? me.command(you, "listen");
??????? 我對(duì)你說，”任何于你不利的東西，我都將為你抹除它們“
??????? me.sayTo("Anything inconvenient, I shall erase for you.", you);



??????? /**
???????? * If you'd just
???????? 只要你肯
???????? * SHUT UP
???????? 閉嘴
???????? * SHUT UP
???????? 閉嘴
???????? * Then maybe you'll see what I've endured now.
???????? 也許你就能聽見我至今所忍耐的一切
???????? */
??????? 我命令你安靜
??????? me.command(you, "be quite");
??????? 我命令你保持安靜
??????? me.command(you, "be quite");
??????? 我讓你心靈感應(yīng)到我的所有訴說
??????? try {
??????????? you.listenTelepathically(me, world);
??????? } catch (NotAMindReaderException e) {
??????????? 但因?yàn)槟悴皇且粋€(gè)讀心者，我們的關(guān)系就此產(chǎn)生動(dòng)搖
??????????? world.getRelationship(me, you).challenge();
??????? }



??????? /**
???????? * Hear me out
???????? 聽我說
???????? * LILULILALULALULA
???????? */
??????? 我命令你聽我所說
??????? me.command(you, "listen");
??????? ”我所做的這一切都是為了你“
??????? me.sayTo("I did it all for you.", you);
??????? 而你忽略的所有命令
??????? you.ignoreCommands();
??????? 也拋開了所有的話語(yǔ)
??????? you.setMessages(null);



??????? /**
???????? * It's all just sunk cost, I know
???????? 我知道，為你付出的所有 都已是無法回收的沉沒成本
???????? * But I'm not ready to stop
???????? 但我還是不能放手
???????? */
??????? 我乞求著你
??????? me.manipulate(you, "beg");
??????? 我謾罵著你
??????? me.manipulate(you, "gaslight");
??????? 我責(zé)備著你
??????? me.manipulate(you, "blame");
??????? 我對(duì)著你流淚
??????? me.manipulate(you, "tears");
??????? 但你我的關(guān)系還是就此終結(jié)
??????? world.getRelationship(me, you).end();
??????? 你也清空了關(guān)于我的記憶
??????? you.setMemory(me, null);



??????? /**
???????? * I don't want to stop
???????? 不想放手
???????? */
??????? 我回憶著你的積極
??????? me.getMemory(you, "positive");
??????? 我回憶著與你的約會(huì)
??????? me.getMemory(you, "date");
??????? 我回憶著與你的樂趣
??????? me.getMemory(you, "fun");
??????? 我回憶著與你的旅行
??????? me.getMemory(you, "travel");
??????? 我回憶著與你的婚禮
??????? me.getMemory(you, "wedding");
??????? 我回憶著你的妊娠
??????? me.getMemory(you, "pregnancy");
??????? 我回憶著與你的孩子
??????? me.getMemory(you, "kids");
??????? 我回憶著與你的依偎
??????? me.getMemory(you, "snuggle");
??????? 我回憶著與你一起看網(wǎng)飛
??????? me.getMemory(you, "netflix&chill");
??????? 我回憶著與你一起打游戲
??????? me.getMemory(you, "gaming");
??????? 我回憶著與你一起過生日
??????? me.getMemory(you, "birthday");
??????? 我回憶著與你一起下廚
??????? me.getMemory(you, "cooking");
??????? 我回憶著與你一起鍛煉
??????? me.getMemory(you, "exercising");
??????? 我回憶著與你一起學(xué)習(xí)
??????? me.getMemory(you, "studying");
??????? 我回憶著與你一起修花
??????? me.getMemory(you, "gardening");
??????? 我回憶著與你一起做家務(wù)
??????? me.getMemory(you, "chores");
??????? 我回憶著與你一起購(gòu)物
??????? me.getMemory(you, "shopping");
??????? 我回憶著與你一起開車
??????? me.getMemory(you, "driving");
??????? 我回憶著與你一起的日常
??????? me.getMemory(you, "daily");
??????? 我回憶著與你的悲傷
??????? me.getMemory(you, "sad");
??????? 我回憶著與你的生氣
??????? me.getMemory(you, "angry");
??????? 我回憶著與你的爭(zhēng)斗
??????? me.getMemory(you, "fight");
??????? 我回憶著與你的和解
??????? me.getMemory(you, "forgiveness");
??????? 我回憶著對(duì)你的補(bǔ)償
??????? me.getMemory(you, "makeup");
??????? 我回憶著你的一切
??????? me.getMemory(you);
??????? 但我們的關(guān)系還是消失不見
??????? world.setRelationship(me, you, null);



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??????? //s stai + ;
??????? //su t in +;
??????? // ustain++
??????? //sustain++;
??????? //sustain++;
??????? //sustain++;
??????? //sustain++;
??????? //sustain++;
??????? //sustain++;
??????? //sustain++;
??? }
}