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boy in northwestern China’s Gansu province was sent flying into the air by an explosion after he threw a firecracker into a manhole. He suffered scald injuries on his face, and was being treated in hospital.

在中國(guó)西北的甘肅省，一名男孩將鞭炮扔進(jìn)下水井后被炸飛到空中。男孩面部被燙傷，目前正在醫(yī)院接受治療。

評(píng)論翻譯

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Yè Lwin Aung
"How to fly"
Google: Purchase a plane ticket.
Bing:

搜索“如何飛起來？”
谷歌：購(gòu)買一張機(jī)票
必應(yīng)：把鞭炮扔到下水井

ron l
Amusement park rides are closed due to Covid.
This kid.

由于新冠疫情游樂園已被關(guān)閉
——熊孩子：難不住我

shidbot420
Now that... Is a proper news moment.

一個(gè)經(jīng)典的新聞瞬間

Bob Smoot
“This video contains images some may find disturbing.”
And the rest of us find hilarious.

“該視頻包含一些可能令人不適的圖像”
——并不，我們只覺得熊孩子特別搞笑
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Ben Valenzuela
If he stuck the landing, this would be a different story.

如果他著陸時(shí)掉進(jìn)去了，這就是一個(gè)悲傷的故事了

Mason Thomas
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Me: haha Minecraft TNT launcher go PWSHHHHHHH

我：二營(yíng)長(zhǎng)，你他娘的TNT呢，開炮?。。ㄔ氖俏业氖澜绻＃?/p>

Daniel
"This video contains images some viewers may find disturbing"
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

“該視頻包含一些可能令人不適的圖像”
我：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

starr mann
AT LEAST HE CAN TELL HIS GRANDKIDS IN THE FUTURE HE ONCE TRIED FLYING WHEN HE WAS A CHILD

至少他在以后可以告訴他的孫子們，小時(shí)候爺爺曾經(jīng)試著去飛

Brogan
Child: throws firecracker down manhole
Sewer System: “So you have chosen...death.”

熊孩子：把鞭炮扔進(jìn)下水道
下水道：你在作死
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BruhBoidude YouTube
Penny wise wasn’t very hungry so he threw the boy away instead of eating him.

小丑現(xiàn)在并不是很餓，所以他放過了這個(gè)送到嘴邊的男孩。（Penny wise小丑回魂中的小丑）

Redmi Note
It''s because of anaerobic decay of human excreta leading to formation of hydrocarbons........the firework is the spark needed to ignite them and a huge gas explosion is the result

這是由于人類排泄物經(jīng)過厭氧腐爛形成了碳?xì)浠衔?。鞭炮的火花引燃了它們，產(chǎn)生了巨大的氣體爆炸

Mohamed Yousry
Kid drop a firecracker into the sewers
Karma: Allow me to introduce self

熊孩子把鞭炮扔進(jìn)了下水道
宿命：因果循環(huán)，你自找的

M. Ak
These kid obviously not heard the phrase, "Fire in the hole!" and what should happen next....

熊孩子顯然沒有聽說過"火力就緒“之后會(huì)發(fā)生什么（hole雙關(guān)）
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Vex Y
“Kaboom?”
“Yes rico kaboom”

"炸嗎？”
“是的，爆——破！”
（馬達(dá)加斯加企鵝四賤客里的炸彈狂Rico口頭禪）

Professional Bandit
Fun Fact: The fastest moving obxt that was created by humans was a manhole

有趣的事實(shí)：人類創(chuàng)造的最快移度的物體是井蓋

Acool
Boy in his head while blown off: "I believe I can fly!!"

男孩被炸飛時(shí)的想法：“我相信我能飛！”

SYST3M_3RR0R
"this happens every year" can''t wait for the sequel next year

”這種情況每年都有發(fā)生“
——等不及看明年的續(xù)集了

Tiger_LG1
0:07 Me:hears the yeaaa meme

0:07處，我用耳朵聽見了那張yeaaa表情包

Big Chungus
Boy:
Chinese Media: "He was not seriously hurt"

中國(guó)媒體：他傷的不重

Collins Gichuhi
Manhole: Casually yeet the child

下水井：漫不經(jīng)心地打發(fā)了熊孩子

Kopie
Pennywise: Jorgie, would you like a baloon?
Jorgie: lights a match
Pennywise: nevermind.

小丑回魂梗，不翻了
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L4m M
I’m sorry but when the kid flew in the air. I laughed ?

很抱歉，男孩飛上天的時(shí)候我笑出聲了

DiamondForLimit
bruh its litterally a launch pad calm down

兄弟們都冷靜，這只是個(gè)航天發(fā)射平臺(tái)而已！

Richard''s World Traveler
I used to do this kind of stuff when I was a boy, so I can''t criticize them ?

我小時(shí)候也跟他一樣熊，所以我沒法批評(píng)熊孩子

Inflake
I actually had a dream that this happened to my city and everything blew up

我真的做過這么一個(gè)夢(mèng)，這事發(fā)生在我的城市里并且把所有東西都炸飛了

Miss Gucci
I have a symptom that stops me from doing this
common sense

我有個(gè)癥狀阻止了我也這么做——常識(shí)

Midnight_wind7
This happens every year
Me: See ya’ll next year!

“這類情況每年都有發(fā)生”
我：明年見~

Noobster
Me when i was a kid: I''m not gonna stand on top of that what if i fell off ;-;

我還是孩子那會(huì)：我不會(huì)站在井蓋上面的，萬一掉下去了咋整QAQ

How To Make Sushi
what kind of firecrackers are these kids packing?? looks more like dynamite!

你確定熊孩子們?nèi)拥牟皇钦ㄋ幎潜夼趩幔?br>-------------譯者：Wendypanying--- 審核者：龍騰翻譯總管------------

Turning Null
0:36 Jesus, is that a nuclear firecracker?

36秒處，上帝啊，那是個(gè)核煙花嗎？

Andyblalock
HEATED DISCUSSION:
at least he landed on his bottom
yeah, they should be careful

至少他是屁股著地
對(duì)，他們應(yīng)該要小心

RedStone576
I see a wave of memes coming

我可以預(yù)見一大波表情包來襲

42,069 Subscribers Without Any Videos Challenge
“He was not seriously hurt”
I''m no doctor, but I think if your entire face looks like it’s had the skin removed, you’re pretty hurt

“他傷得不是很重”
我不是醫(yī)生，但是我認(rèn)為如果你看上去整張臉上的皮膚都掉了，那你傷得相當(dāng)重了

vigs
Kid: drops firework
Manhole: aight boom

孩子：放煙花
水井：上天爆炸

Degenerate Danny
“Fire in the hole!”

”井里著火了! ”

TheInfectiousCadaver
why is viewer discretion advised? this is freakin hilarious. they act like he blew a few limbs off and the manhole cover landed on someone else.

為什么建議觀眾謹(jǐn)慎觀看？這太搞笑了。他們表現(xiàn)得好像他炸掉了幾條腿，并且井蓋砸到了別人身上。

dragon ball torture
"This video contains images that may be disturbing" you spelled entertaining wrong

“這個(gè)視頻包含的圖像，可能是令人不安的”你投錯(cuò)了娛樂區(qū)

Lina
"This latest incident caused a HEATED discussion*
I can imagine the guy who wrote this just laughing to himself

”這個(gè)事件引起了激烈的討論” 我可以想象寫這個(gè)新聞的人自己都笑了。

Evan Nez
"This happens every year",,, Just like some sort of a festival???
Hahahahha

”每年都會(huì)發(fā)生這樣的事” ... 就像某種節(jié)日一樣？
哈哈哈

SwordK
“Do a flip” has gone to a whole different level

“來一個(gè)空翻”已經(jīng)到了一個(gè)完全不同的層次

thatsnoice
The fact that the boi flys back but does a frontflip makes him look like a badass superhero ?

事實(shí)上那個(gè)男孩回來的一個(gè)前空翻，使他看起來像一個(gè)牛逼的超級(jí)英雄？

Matthew Lund
"Dont worry, I''ve got this"
Charles Darwin.

”別擔(dān)心，我能搞定”
查爾斯 · 達(dá)爾文。
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Samy Bouzaglo
RIP Pennywise October 2020, death from explosion

2020年10月15日，死于爆炸

Flora Blake
This boy flew higher than my grades ?

這孩子飛得比我的年級(jí)樓層還高？

why me
I am sure most of us didn''t search for this ,am I right?

我相信我們大多數(shù)人，都沒有搜索過這個(gè)，對(duì)嗎？

Everything Computers
HE GOT YEETED

他被炸飛了

Thanos The Farmer
Boy: YEET

男孩：是的

Ethereal de pokum
These types of kids will have the best stories for their kids unless they don’t make it.

如果成功存活下來的話，他就可以對(duì)自己的孩子訴說這個(gè)事跡

adnan ahmed
I was singing " I believe I could fly" moments before watching this lol

在看這個(gè)笑話之前，我唱了“ i believe i could fly”
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Subin Chentha
Imagine doing this in an old mining hole

想象一下在一個(gè)老礦井里做這個(gè)

BeastGamer851_Yt
I’ll be back, I need to go buy some fire crackers

我馬上回來，我要去買點(diǎn)煙花

Joseph Middleton
Is it possible that there could be some sort of gas in the manhole that caused that size of an explosion, because i doubt very much a firecracker can cause an explosion of that caliber.

有沒有可能是檢修孔里的某種氣體，引起了那么大的爆炸，因?yàn)槲液軕岩梢粋€(gè)爆竹能引起那種口徑的爆炸。

John Doe
“He was not seriously hurt”
I’m no doctor, but I think if your entire face looks like it’s had the skin removed, you’re pretty hurt

”他沒有受重傷”
我不是醫(yī)生，但我覺得如果你的整張臉，看起來像是皮膚被剝掉了，那你傷得很重

xd Cozy
“watchdogs 2 flashbacks”

”看門狗2閃回”
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Ru Alc
0:38 landmines be like when stepped on:

0:38就像踩上地雷一樣:

Biscuit Oliva
I can only imagine the surprise on the ninja turtles'' faces

我只能想象忍者神龜臉上的驚訝

700mobster
"and for my next trick, I will teleport next to this car!" BOOOM

”為了我的下一個(gè)魔術(shù)，我會(huì)瞬移到這輛車旁邊! ”

mel’s box
R.I.P Mutant Ninja Turtles, Died From A Boy Putting Firecrackers In Their Home/Sewer.

忍者神龜，死于一個(gè)男孩在他們家/下水道里放鞭炮。

Juan Herrera
"I believe I can flyyyyyy"..."wait no"

”我相信我能飛” ... ”等等，不”

_ Nastyz
The guy said “ I believe I cou- AHHHHH

那家伙說”我相信我可以”啊啊啊啊

Albert _
0:35 if only he tried what the first kid had done

0:35如果他像第一個(gè)孩子那樣做就好了

Master Yoda
“This incident caused heated debate online”.?
The heated discussion :
“Luckily he landed on his bottom”

“這一事件在網(wǎng)上引起了激烈的爭(zhēng)論”
激烈的討論:
”幸運(yùn)的是他是屁股著地”

Im not robot
0:15 when i throw a grenade in cod without realizing

0點(diǎn)15分，我沒有意識(shí)到自己扔了個(gè)手榴彈