整合自游戲文件夾steamApps\common\VA-11 HALL-A\scripts。包括劇情中英文文本（包括各種不同酒的不同選項(xiàng)）以及Jill在家里的每日手機(jī)資訊。會(huì)有部分對(duì)話刪減，重點(diǎn)提名某小可愛和某主播。

　　萌新可從零開始，若是對(duì)幕后趣聞＆故事＆吧啦吧啦感興趣的老酒保亦可直接拉到最后一部分的后段。

Jill：晚上好。

Jill: G'evening.

　

Dana：嘿，Jill……

Dana: Hey Jill...

Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：哇?。。?/span>

Jill: BWAH!!

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Dana：這么稀奇的聲音可不是每天都能聽到的。

Dana: That's a sound you don't hear every day.

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Jill：B—Boss？你戴著那頂頭盔干嘛？

Jill: B-Boss? What are you doing with that helmet?

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Dana：我正打算問你這是哪兒來的呢。

Dana: I was just about to ask you where it came from.

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Jill：昨天來了個(gè)白騎士。她離開之后……好吧……她忘了把它帶走了。

Jill: A White Knight came yesterday. She left and... well... she forgot to take it with her.

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Jill：我覺得她遲早還會(huì)回來找這頂頭盔，于是就把它放在柜臺(tái)下……等等。

Jill: I figured she'd eventually come looking for it so I left it under the count-... wait.

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Jill：你經(jīng)常這樣不問物主是誰就先把東西戴上嗎？

Jill: Do you regularly put things on without asking who they belong to first?

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Dana：我不會(huì)為每一步行動(dòng)都做好周全的計(jì)劃和評(píng)估，Jill……我一向如此雷厲風(fēng)行。

Dana: I don't plan and evaluate every move, Jill... I just act.

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Dana：總之，身為你的Boss，在客人回來找它之前，我要暫時(shí)保管這頂頭盔。

Dana: Anyway, as your boss, I'm taking this helmet until the client comes for it.

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Jill：你好像很高興啊。

Jill: You sound hAppy.

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Dana：是啊，這頂頭盔非常舒適。還很酷。既舒適，又酷，而且……非常，非常的酷。

Dana: Well, this helmet is comfortable. And cool. And comfortable, and cool, and... and really, really cool.

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Gillian：你們好……

Gillian: 'ello...

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Dana：想不到你居然會(huì)遲到，Gil。

Dana: It's strange that you're late, Gil.

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Gillian：是啊，路況實(shí)在是…… 呃??！

Gillian: Yeah, the traffic was... GAH!

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Dana：別跑！你還有工作要做呢！

Dana: Don't run! You have work to do!

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Gillian：我可不要回香港?。?！

Gillian: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO Hong Kong!!!

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Dana：香港？

Dana: Hong Kong?

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Gillian：老—老大？

Gillian: C-Chief?

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Gillian：抱—抱歉，我把你錯(cuò)認(rèn)成別人了。

Gillian: S-Sorry, I thought you were someone else.

Dana：貌似如此。

Dana: Apparently.

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Dana：接下來就交給你們了。我得去找個(gè)安全的地方引爆冥王星彈頭。

Dana: I'll leave the rest up to you. I'll detonate the Pluto Warhead somewhere safe.

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Jill：去哪兒干什么？

Jill: The what where now?

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Dana：沒什么。別在意。

Dana: Nothing. Nevermind.

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Gillian：她看起來很高興。

Gillian: She seems hAppy.

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Jill：過去幾天里她一直高度緊張。雖然不知道為什么，但她能放松下來終究是件好事。

Jill: She's been tense these past couple of days. If she's somehow relaxed now, good.

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Jill：你準(zhǔn)備好了嗎？

Jill: Are you all set?

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Gillian：好了。

Gillian: Yup.

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Jill：很好。

Jill: Alright.

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Jill：調(diào)制飲料，改變……

Jill: Time to mix drinks and cha-...

?【Kim喝醉后的對(duì)話，若是沒有灌醉她則不會(huì)出現(xiàn)，直接到紅鹵蛋的黑色字體的對(duì)話】

？？？：你————————————————————————??！

???: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

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Jill：哦，Kim小姐。

Jill: Oh, Miss Kim.

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Kim：都怪你讓我起晚了，我因此錯(cuò)過了整個(gè)工作日！而且今天每個(gè)人都被分配到了一項(xiàng)不錯(cuò)的任務(wù)！

Kim: Because of you I got up late and lost a full day of work! And on the day everyone got a nifty assignment too!

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Jill：等等。都怪我？

Jill: Wait. Because of me?

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Kim：是你把我灌醉的，讓我睡得不省人事！

Kim: You were the one that got me drunk and made me fall asleep like a goddamn log!

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Jill：也就是說你安全到家了。那還不錯(cuò)。

Jill: So you arrived home safely. That's nice.

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Kim：你—你要說的就只有那些？！

Kim: T-That's all you have to say?!

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Jill：你想讓我說什么？

Jill: What do you want me to say?

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Jill：如果要為每個(gè)在這兒喝醉的顧客而自責(zé)的話，我根本就不會(huì)干這一行。

Jill: If I felt remorse over every client that gets drunk in here, I wouldn't be working.

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Kim：但—但是……！

Kim: B-But...!

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Jill：確實(shí)。從道德上講，我不該讓別人喝醉的。

Jill: True. Morally speaking, I shouldn't let people get drunk.

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Jill：但把人灌醉卻是我這份工作不言而喻的主要目的。

Jill: But getting people drunk IS the unspoken main purpose of my job.

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Jill：而且我確實(shí)跟你說過，我不知道你的酒量大小，對(duì)吧？

Jill: And I did say that I didn't know how much alcohol you could handle, didn't I?

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Kim：我……呃??！

Kim: I... AGH!

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Kim：我可是認(rèn)真的，你那樣的說法算是什么回應(yīng)？！

Kim: Seriously, what kind of answer is THAT?!

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Kim：呃……你好，Donovan先生。

Kim: Ugh... Hello Mr. Donovan.

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Mr. Donovan：我認(rèn)識(shí)你嗎？

Mr. Donovan: Do I know you?

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Jill：調(diào)制飲料，改變生活。

Jill: Time to mix drinks and change lives.

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Mr. Donovan：嘿，小崽子。你運(yùn)氣不錯(cuò)！我決定再賞你們一個(gè)面子。

Mr. Donovan: Hey, brat. You're in luck! I decided to bless this place again.

Jill：（他還說運(yùn)氣不錯(cuò)……）

Jill: (Luck he says...)

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Jill：哦，Donovan先生。歡迎來到Valhalla。請(qǐng)問您想喝什么？

Jill: Oh, Mr. Donovan. Welcome to Valhalla. What can I get you?

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Mr. Donovan：你覺得我想喝什么，小家伙？

Mr. Donovan: What do you think I want, kid?

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

?【普通啤酒】

Jill：請(qǐng)用。

Jill: Here.

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Mr. Donovan：接近正確答案。就給你滿分的一半吧。

Mr. Donovan: Close. Partial credit.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

?【大杯啤酒】

Jill：請(qǐng)慢用。

Jill: Here you go.

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Mr. Donovan：干得好。這才叫周到的服務(wù)！

Mr. Donovan: Yes. Now, that's what I call service!

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Jill：很高興聽你這么說。

Jill: That's good to hear.

?【其他含酒精飲品】

Jill：（他想喝的當(dāng)然是那該死的啤酒了！我怎么可能把這個(gè)搞砸？?。?/span>

Jill: (He wanted his fucking Beer! How could I mess this one up?!)

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Jill：請(qǐng)—請(qǐng)用……

Jill: H-Here...

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Mr. Donovan：我還是會(huì)喝的，但光憑努力只能得零分。

Mr. Donovan: I'll take it, but there's no credit for trying.

【其他不含酒精飲品】

Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：請(qǐng)用。

Jill: Here.

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Mr. Donovan：上——錯(cuò)——了。抱歉，小家伙。祝你下次好運(yùn)吧。

Mr. Donovan: Aaaand, wrong. Sorry, kid. better luck next time.

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Jill：（至少他沒讓我重做一次。）

Jill: (At least he didn't ask me to redo it.)

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Jill：今天是什么風(fēng)把您吹來了，Donovan先生？

Jill: What brings you here today, Mr. Donovan?

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Mr. Donovan：今天我本該為實(shí)習(xí)生指派一篇文章的命題的。

Mr. Donovan: Today, we were supposed to hand the interns an article topic.

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Mr. Donovan：但那群發(fā)狂的Ｊ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】Ｈ成群結(jié)隊(duì)地來找我，就好像我是第一個(gè)買車的高中生一樣。

Mr. Donovan: All those crazy b【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】hes came flocking to me like the first high schooler with a car.

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Mr. Donovan：我可受不了這一套，于是就和一個(gè)倒霉的笨蛋交換了崗位。

Mr. Donovan: I couldn't deal with it, so I switched places with some poor sap.

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Mr. Donovan：他今天原本還有個(gè)采訪要做，但就讓那個(gè)見鬼去吧。

Mr. Donovan: He was supposed to be doing an interview today, but to hell with that.

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Mr. Donovan：就是因?yàn)槟切€事，我才跑到這兒來，好讓你們的鬼地方蓬蓽生輝。

Mr. Donovan: And thanks to all that shit, I found myself here, blessing your hell hole with my presence.

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Jill：你昨天也來過了。那又是因?yàn)槭裁矗?/span>

Jill: You were here yesterday too. How did that come about?

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Mr. Donovan：今晚有個(gè)妞兒要辦場(chǎng)演唱會(huì)。

Mr. Donovan: There's this gal that's performing at a concert later tonight.

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Mr. Donovan：昨天我是在調(diào)整今天要對(duì)她做的采訪的細(xì)節(jié)。

Mr. Donovan: Yesterday, I was tuning the details of the interview I'd have with her today.

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Mr. Donovan：我也說過了，和應(yīng)付那群Ｊ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】Ｈ相比，我更樂意在這兒辦公。

Mr. Donovan: And like I said, I'd rather work here than deal with a pack of competitive bi【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】hes.

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Jill：我明白了。

Jill: I see.

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Jill：那個(gè)采訪如何了？

Jill: How was the interview?

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Mr. Donovan：簡單得很。那個(gè)妞兒長了一對(duì)兒不錯(cuò)的ＬＡＩ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】子，那給了我不少動(dòng)力。

Mr. Donovan: Easy enough. The fact that the gal had a nice pair of knockers helped.

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Mr. Donovan：我跟你講，人類在研發(fā)Lilim的性感魅力方面還真是前進(jìn)了一大步。

Mr. Donovan: We've come a long way in the department of Lilim sex Appeal, I tell you.

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Jill：這么說，她是個(gè)Lilim了？

Jill: She was a Lilim then?

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Mr. Donovan：是啊，還是個(gè)相當(dāng)時(shí)髦的國王級(jí)CH1A型。

Mr. Donovan: Yes, one of those new fancy King-Class CH1A models.

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Mr. Donovan：我聽說他們?cè)诮馄蕦W(xué)上精確還原了人體結(jié)構(gòu)。

Mr. Donovan: I've heard they're anatomically correct in every way.

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Mr. Donovan：我倒是不介意親自嘗試一下到底夠不夠精確。

Mr. Donovan: I wouldn't mind finding out about that myself.

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Mr. Donovan：嗯？嘿，說你呢！那個(gè)長得像John的。

Mr. Donovan: Hm? Hey, you! The guy with a John face.

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Gillian：??？我？

Gillian: Huh? Me?

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Gillian：“長得像John”到底是什么意思？

Gillian: What the hell is a "John Face?"

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Mr. Donovan：沒錯(cuò)，就是你。我認(rèn)識(shí)你嗎？

Mr. Donovan: Yeah, you. Do I know you?

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Gillian：我覺得不認(rèn)識(shí)，這位先生。

Gillian: I don't think so, sir.

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Mr. Donovan：不，不。我非常確定自己認(rèn)識(shí)你。

Mr. Donovan: No, no. I'm pretty sure I know you.

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Mr. Donovan：等等……那是十年前的【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】亂了，對(duì)吧？

Mr. Donovan: Wait wait wait... it was the H【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】g riots ten years ago, right?

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Gillian：我—我可從來沒去過香港……而且我肯定不會(huì)在偷竊補(bǔ)給品之后從什么防暴部隊(duì)里叛逃。

Gillian: I-I've never been to Hong Kong... and I certainly didn't defect from any anti-riot force after stealing supplies.

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Mr. Donovan：真的嗎？那太令人失望了。

Mr. Donovan: Really? That's a bummer.

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Mr. Donovan：你長得像個(gè)欠我一杯的家伙。

Mr. Donovan: You look like a guy who owes me a drink.

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Jill：你參加那場(chǎng)暴【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】動(dòng)了嗎，Donovan先生？

Jill: You were in those riots, Mr. Donovan?

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Mr. Donovan：你看我像是什么無政府主義的嬉皮士嗎？

Mr. Donovan: Do I look like some anarchist hippie to you?

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Mr. Donovan：十年前，我曾試圖開創(chuàng)一番硅膠事業(yè)。

Mr. Donovan: Ten years ago, I tried to start a silicone business.

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Mr. Donovan：因此，在那該死的暴動(dòng)爆發(fā)的時(shí)候，我正在香港和投資商談判。

Mr. Donovan: So, I was in Hong Kong talking with some investors when those damned riots broke out.

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Mr. Donovan：不過說真的。他們真以為自己打算通過的新法不會(huì)適得其反？

Mr. Donovan: Seriously, though. Did they really think the laws they were trying to pass wouldn't backfire?

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Mr. Donovan：他們可是公然試圖隔離裝有增強(qiáng)部件的人類！

Mr. Donovan: They were openly trying to segregate people with augmentations!

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Mr. Donovan：無論在字里行間插入多少句“他們有不同的能力”，隔離就是隔離。

Mr. Donovan: No matter how many "They have different capabilities" you put in-between, it's still segregation.

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Mr. Donovan：一旦人們開始抗議“種族隔離！”之類的，你就完蛋了。

Mr. Donovan: And once people start crying "Segregation!" like that you're doomed.

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Mr. Donovan：這可是公共關(guān)系的時(shí)代了！就算你打算那么干，也得稍微掩飾一下。

Mr. Donovan: This is the PR century! If you're gonna do that, disguise it a bit.

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Jill：你對(duì)那個(gè)事件的總結(jié)方式還真是……簡潔。

Jill: That's a... very laconic way of summarizing the incident.

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Jill：我是說，當(dāng)時(shí)政治議程的中心是廉價(jià)勞動(dòng)力問題。

Jill: I mean, there was a political agenda revolving around cheap labour.

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Jill：而這項(xiàng)計(jì)劃之所以能推進(jìn)到那個(gè)地步，是因?yàn)槊襟w讓恐懼在群眾中扎了根。

Jill: And the plan reached such a developed stage because the media was instilling fear in the public.

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Jill：公眾害怕那些接受過增強(qiáng)手術(shù)的人會(huì)成為渴望權(quán)力的瘋子，這是整個(gè)計(jì)劃的關(guān)鍵。

Jill: The general fear that augmented people would become power-hungry maniacs was a key factor in the plans.

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Jill：那場(chǎng)暴動(dòng)基本上是之前多次抗議的后果，當(dāng)時(shí)……

Jill: And everything is mostly the aftermath of previous protests where-...

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：轉(zhuǎn)念一想，也許簡短的總結(jié)更好一些。

Jill: On second thought, maybe it's better to be laconic.

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Jill：試圖看清全貌可能需要上溯至工業(yè)革命之前。

Jill: Trying to get the full picture might take you back beyond the industrial revolution.

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Jill：我剛從高中畢業(yè)，就發(fā)生了那件事。

Jill: All that hAppened when I got out of high school.

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Jill：我還記得自己不得不因?yàn)槟羌露芙^了一筆香港的獎(jiǎng)學(xué)金。

Jill: I remember I had to turn down a scholarship in Hong Kong because of all that.

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Mr. Donovan：呵，獎(jiǎng)學(xué)金。還真是來之不易啊，小崽子。

Mr. Donovan: Heh, scholarship. That's no mean feat, brat.

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Jill：好吧，就算沒有那筆獎(jiǎng)學(xué)金，原本也有語言障礙就是了。

Jill: Well, I guess even without the scholarship, there would have been the language barrier.

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Jill：我還記得當(dāng)時(shí)自己還挺興奮的，因?yàn)槲蚁矚g過一個(gè)華人偶像樂隊(duì)。

Jill: I remember I was kinda excited back then because I was really into this one Chinese idol band.

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Jill：那件事……是我不想記住的諸多事情之一。

Jill: It's... one of those things I'd rather not remember much of.

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Mr. Donovan：你都想不到中文到底有多簡單易學(xué)。

Mr. Donovan: You'd be d at how easy Chinese can be.

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Jill：那你會(huì)說中文？

Jill: So you know how to speak Chinese?

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Mr. Donovan：當(dāng)年我能找到的唯一一個(gè)翻譯是個(gè)滿臉晦氣的慫貨。

Mr. Donovan: The only translator I had available was some pizza-faced pencilneck.

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Mr. Donovan：而我可不想和那孫子一起出現(xiàn)在投資人面前。

Mr. Donovan: And I wasn't gonna allow myself to be seen with THAT.

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Mr. Donovan：如果像我這樣的人都能在兩周之內(nèi)學(xué)會(huì)中文的話，那么……

Mr. Donovan: If someone like me can learn Chinese in two weeks, well...

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Mr. Donovan：我覺得能拿到獎(jiǎng)學(xué)金的學(xué)生也應(yīng)該有戲。

Mr. Donovan: I'm guessing a scholarship student might have a chance.

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Jill：（我怎么感覺他好像突然向我發(fā)起學(xué)會(huì)中文的挑戰(zhàn)了？）

Jill: (Why do I feel like he suddenly challenged me to finally learn Chinese?)

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Jill：（中文？）

Jill: (Chinese?)

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Jill：稍等……你說的“中文”是指普通話還是粵語？

Jill: Wait... when you say "Chinese", do you mean Mandarin or Cantonese?

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Mr. Donovan：普通啥？粵什么？

Mr. Donovan: Tangerine? Cantowhat?

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Jill：人們提到的“中文”一般是指書面語言，而不是口語。

Jill: When people say "Chinese," they’re usually referring to the written word. Not the spoken one.

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Jill：澄清這點(diǎn)是很重要的，因?yàn)橹形陌撕芏喾窖浴?/span>

Jill: It's important to clarify because there are lots of dialects in the Chinese language.

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Jill：在香港，很多人都說粵語，因此光說“中文”就太籠統(tǒng)了。

Jill: In Hong Kong, lots of people speak Cantonese, so just saying "Chinese" won't do.

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Jill：你可能只學(xué)會(huì)了粵語，因?yàn)槟阒蝗ミ^香港。

Jill: You might've learned Cantonese because you were only going to Hong Kong.

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Jill：你也可能學(xué)會(huì)的是普通話，因?yàn)槠渌胤秸f普通話的比較多……

Jill: Or you might've learned Mandarin because it's the one spoken by the majority elsewhere...

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Mr. Donovan：總之我去香港談成了一筆生意。其他事情我可不了解。

Mr. Donovan: I went to Hong Kong and managed to seal a deal. I have no idea about anything else.

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Jill：好—好吧……

Jill: R-Right...

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Mr. Donovan：總之，一個(gè)好學(xué)生既然能拿到獎(jiǎng)學(xué)金，肯定也能給我來一杯Marsblast，沒問題吧？

Mr. Donovan: Anyways, surely a student with a scholarship can serve me a Marsblast too, right?

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：*清嗓子* 沒—沒問題。馬上就好。

Jill: *ahem* S-Sure, on it.

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Jill：請(qǐng)用。

Jill: Here.

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Mr. Donovan：好啊?，F(xiàn)在我能相信你拿獎(jiǎng)學(xué)金的事兒了。

Mr. Donovan: Alright. I guess I'll believe your story.

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Jill：（呿……）

Jill: (Right...)

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【含酒精的其他飲品】

Jill：請(qǐng)慢用。

Jill: Here you go.

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Mr. Donovan：這個(gè)很不錯(cuò)嘛！但是上錯(cuò)了。就如同和你的生意合伙人的老婆上床一樣。

Mr. Donovan: This is good! But wrong. Like having sex with your business partner's wife.

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Jill：是啊……

Jill: Right...

【不含酒精的其他飲品】

Jill：請(qǐng)用。

Jill: Here.

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Mr. Donovan：當(dāng)——然——了，一筆獎(jiǎng)學(xué)金。香港的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)實(shí)在是低得不像樣。

Mr. Donovan: Suuuuuuuuure, a scholarship. Hong Kong must have very low standards.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

?【第一天喝醉后的對(duì)話】

Mr. Donovan：嘿，小家伙，昨天我喝高了，因此我們得達(dá)成一個(gè)特殊協(xié)議。

Mr. Donovan: Hey kid, I got wasted yesterday, so there's certain protocol here.

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Mr. Donovan：你能不能告訴我，我昨天有沒有說出什么能被人用來在法庭上對(duì)付我的東西？

Mr. Donovan: Would you mind telling me if I said anything someone could use against me in a court of law?

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Jill：除非對(duì)投資人的抱怨也能被當(dāng)成法律武器來用，我不覺得有什么特別值得一提的。

Jill: Unless complaining about your investors can be used as a legal weapon, I don't think so.

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Mr. Donovan：哦，那就好。ＧＡＮ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】死那群【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】ＢＩＡ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】Ｏ子養(yǎng)的。

Mr. Donovan: Oh, good. F＠【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】ck those s【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】ns of 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】b【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】c【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】hes.

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Mr. Donovan：我都跟你說什么了？

Mr. Donovan: What did I tell you?

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Jill：比如投資人提了一堆無理的要求，投資人自我感覺比你權(quán)力更大之類的。

Jill: How they wanted unreasonable stuff, how they feel like they have more power than you do, and all that.

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Mr. Donovan：哦，是啊，我想起了類似的事。但話說回來，我喝醉之后好像總是說那些。

Mr. Donovan: Oh yeah, I recall something like that. But then again, it seems to be something I say a lot when drunk.

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Mr. Donovan：除了那些就是用德語說的種族主義臟話。

Mr. Donovan: That and racial slurs in German.

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Jill：（……用什么說的？）

Jill: (Racial slurs in... what?)

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Mr. Donovan：但我還得告訴你。世間還有比你的投資人更惡劣的人。

Mr. Donovan: But let me tell you something. There are people worse than your investors.

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Jill：什么人？

Jill: Who?

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Mr. Donovan：你的顧客。

Mr. Donovan: Your clients.

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Jill：什—什么？

Jill: E-Excuse me?

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Mr. Donovan：你的讀者！如果你以為顧客永遠(yuǎn)是對(duì)的，那你就大錯(cuò)特錯(cuò)了——當(dāng)然，除非你的顧客是我。

Mr. Donovan: Your readers! If you think clients are always right then you're wrong -- unless I'm the client, that is.

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Mr. Donovan：在我們生活的這個(gè)時(shí)代，無論干什么，都要先講究公共關(guān)系，也只需要講究公共關(guān)系。

Mr. Donovan: We live in an era where PR is the first and only word in anything.

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Mr. Donovan：只要人們能把你當(dāng)寶，哪怕是最爛的東西你也能賣得出去。

Mr. Donovan: You can sell the shittiest of stuff and people will buy it if you're the Apple of their eyes.

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Mr. Donovan：但只要你敢犯錯(cuò)，你就徹底完蛋了。你會(huì)淪為萬劫不復(fù)的千古罪人。

Mr. Donovan: But make one fucking mistake and it's OVER for you. You're suddenly a criminal to them.

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Mr. Donovan：連上訴的機(jī)會(huì)都不會(huì)有。但愿老天開恩，不會(huì)讓別人斷章取義地抓住你口不擇言的一刻。

Mr. Donovan: No chance of Appeal. Gods forbid if they ever catch something you said out of context.

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Mr. Donovan：一個(gè)月前，我們不得不聲明，一篇關(guān)于“附近森林中的美洲獅”的文章確實(shí)是在談?wù)搫?dòng)物。

Mr. Donovan: A month ago, we had to clarify that we were talking about the animal in an article about "cougars in nearby forests."

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Mr. Donovan：都是因?yàn)槲覀內(nèi)堑搅艘蝗核氖鄽q，離了婚的中產(chǎn)階級(jí)婦女，上門哭鬧自己被傷害了感情。

Mr. Donovan: All because we got a pack of forty-year-old divorced soccer moms crying about hurt feelings.

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Mr. Donovan：她們?cè)谀瞧掷锔氵^野餐派對(duì)，就以為我們是在寫她們。

Mr. Donovan: They were having picnic parties in the same forests and thought we were writing about them.

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Mr. Donovan：天吶！我真希望她們當(dāng)中至少有一個(gè)能被自己的同名動(dòng)物給吃了。

Mr. Donovan: God! I hope at least one of them gets eaten by their damned namesake.

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Jill：噗……

Jill: Pfft...

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Mr. Donovan：是啊，別人聽到這種事肯定會(huì)覺得有意思，但一聞到那股玫瑰香水味兒就會(huì)讓我怒火中燒。

Mr. Donovan: Yeah, it's funny when somebody else hears it, but the smell of rosy perfume still makes my blood boil.

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Mr. Donovan：現(xiàn)如今，已經(jīng)沒人能開得起玩笑了。人們都渴望血雨腥風(fēng)。

Mr. Donovan: Nowadays, nobody can take a joke. They're always out for blood.

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Mr. Donovan：你是無法明哲保身的。你總會(huì)不可避免地冒犯到某些人。

Mr. Donovan: You can't win. You will ALWAYS offend somebody.

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Mr. Donovan：雖然有人能夠欣然接受，但更多人只會(huì)對(duì)自己遭到侮辱的感受樂在其中。

?Mr. Donovan: And while some take it graciously, many just LOVE feeling insulted.

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Mr. Donovan：他們要津津有味地品嘗對(duì)某個(gè)目標(biāo)群起而攻之的滋味。

Mr. Donovan: They RELISH the thought of ganging up against something.

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Mr. Donovan：而這群異常敏感的ＷＡＮＧ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】⑧【【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】?淡就是你的顧客——你不得不把他們當(dāng)成服務(wù)對(duì)象。

Mr. Donovan: And those hypersensitive bastards are your clients - they're the ones you have to target.

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Mr. Donovan：老子做的可是一份該死的報(bào)紙！這份事業(yè)的意義就在于以盡可能客觀的方式報(bào)道新聞！

Mr. Donovan: I run a goddamn newspaper! The whole point is to present news in the most neutral way possible!

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Mr. Donovan：被報(bào)紙冒犯就如同沖著鏡子發(fā)脾氣。

Mr. Donovan: Being offended by a newspaper is like being angry at the mirror.

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Jill：（好吧……他愛怎么說就怎么說吧。）

Jill: (Sure... let's go with that.)

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Jill：（我不是指他說得完全不對(duì)，但是……）

Jill: (I mean, it's not like he's totally wrong, but...)

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Jill：（從他嘴里說出這種話，總讓人覺得……）

Jill: (Hearing it from him is kinda...)

?【第一天未醉酒的對(duì)話】

Jill：對(duì)了，我對(duì)你做的那個(gè)采訪很感興趣。能跟我透露一點(diǎn)消息嗎？

Jill: So, I'm a bit interested in this interview you had. Can you tell me anything about it?

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Mr. Donovan：你不寫什么博客，對(duì)吧？你也沒在ＬＡＩ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】子之間藏著麥克風(fēng)吧？

Mr. Donovan: You don't run any blogs, right? No microphones hiding between your boobs?

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Mr. Donovan：……你真的有ＬＡＩ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】子嗎？

Mr. Donovan: ...do you have boobs at all?

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Jill：……*咳嗽*

Jill: ...*cough*

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Jill：我在12歲時(shí)寫過博客，但那都是不堪回首的黑歷史，所以我要忘掉它的存在。

Jill: There's this one blog I wrote when I was 12. But it just fills me with shame, so I try to forget it exists.

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Mr. Donovan：那就好。

Mr. Donovan: Okay then.

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Mr. Donovan：訪談一開始都是些老套的無聊問題。

Mr. Donovan: It started with the same boring questions.

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Mr. Donovan：近來如何，為什么選中這里，對(duì)這座城市感覺如何，巡回演出如何，新單曲如何，諸如此類……

Mr. Donovan: How are you, why choose this place, how's the city, the tour, new single, blah blah blah...

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Mr. Donovan：這些問題很快就結(jié)束了。在這行里，這種事被稱為“常用訪談模板”。

Mr. Donovan: It went by very quickly. It was the "Regular Interview Stencil," as we call it in the business.

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Mr. Donovan：因此我在那之后就試著問了一些有趣的問題。

Mr. Donovan: So I tried some fun questions afterwards.

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Mr. Donovan：“你的ＬＡＩ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】子有多大？據(jù)說你在舞臺(tái)上不穿內(nèi)衣是真的嗎？你還是處女嗎？”

Mr. Donovan: "How big are your tits? Is it true that you don't wear underwear on stage? Are you still a virgin?"

?

Jill：……

Jill: ...

?

Jill：她是怎么回應(yīng)的？

Jill: How did she react?

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Mr. Donovan：她居然全都回答了，仿佛這是再自然不過的事情一樣！

Mr. Donovan: She answered them like it was the most natural thing on earth!

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Mr. Donovan：我都無法想象其他人到底問過她什么。

Mr. Donovan: I don't think I wanna know what kind of questions other people have asked.

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Mr. Donovan：我這么做是為了激起她的反應(yīng)，但她卻從容地應(yīng)對(duì)過去了。

Mr. Donovan: I did it to get a reaction out of her, but she just took it in her stride.

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Jill：哈……

Jill: Huh...

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Mr. Donovan：如果你感興趣的話，她的回答是：91厘米，取決于演出服裝，不是。

Mr. Donovan: In case you were interested, the answers were: 91 centimeters, depends on the costume, and no.

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Jill：我知道了。

Jill: I see.

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Mr. Donovan：她的房間后臺(tái)堆滿了各種各樣的禮物。

Mr. Donovan: Her room backstage was filled to the brim with gifts of all sorts.

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Mr. Donovan：玩偶，藍(lán)色的玫瑰，巧克力，水果。我非常確定在里面還看到了至少三根假【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】♂Ｙ♂【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】ＡＮ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】Ｇ具。

Mr. Donovan: Dolls, blue roses, chocolates, fruit. I'm pretty sure I saw at least three dil【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】dos in there too.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：好吧，感謝你提供的信息。

Jill: Thanks for the info, I guess.

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Jill：信息可能有點(diǎn)過量了，但還是謝謝你。

Jill: Perhaps too much info, but thanks anyways.

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Mr. Donovan：你運(yùn)氣不錯(cuò)，趕上我心情好。

Mr. Donovan: You're lucky I'm in a good mood.

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Mr. Donovan：見鬼，這都什么時(shí)間了，我得趕快回去工作了。

Mr. Donovan: Damn, look at the time, I need to get back to work soon.

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Jill：真的？

Jill: Really?

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Mr. Donovan：我只是完成了那個(gè)采訪，還得盡快發(fā)布才行。

Mr. Donovan: I just finished an interview and it must be posted as soon as possible.

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Mr. Donovan：光是在那個(gè)妞兒的演唱會(huì)結(jié)束之后才發(fā)布，就已經(jīng)足以構(gòu)成問題了。

Mr. Donovan: The fact that we're posting it AFTER the chick finished her concert is enough of a problem already.

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Jill：有什么造成了采訪延期嗎？

Jill: Something delayed the interview?

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Mr. Donovan：這場(chǎng)采訪本該在上周五就搞定的！

Mr. Donovan: The interview was supposed to hAppen last Friday!

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Mr. Donovan：有個(gè)實(shí)習(xí)生——那個(gè)沒種的小姑娘——本該是由她負(fù)責(zé)的，但天知道是為什么，她就是沒做。

Mr. Donovan: One of the interns -- this meek little girl -- was supposed to do it, but for some fucking reason, she just didn't.

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Mr. Donovan：為此，我花了兩天時(shí)間去協(xié)商別的事情。

Mr. Donovan: I spent two days negotiating something else instead.

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Jill：“協(xié)商”……你需要付錢還是怎么著？

Jill: "Negotiating"... did you have to pay or something?

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Mr. Donovan：基本上是這樣的，在返場(chǎng)演唱會(huì)開始的時(shí)候，我需要把那個(gè)妞兒的臉鋪滿整個(gè)首頁。

Mr. Donovan: Basically, when that encore concert hAppens, I need to plaster that chick's face all over the front page.

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Jill：懂了……

Jill: I see...

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Mr. Donovan：好吧。走之前再來最后一杯。

Mr. Donovan: Okay then. One last drink before I leave.

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Mr. Donovan：給我杯苦味的，好幫我醒酒。

Mr. Donovan: Give me something bitter to wake me up.

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Jill：好的。

Jill: Sure.

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Jill：請(qǐng)用。

Jill: Here.

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Mr. Donovan：不錯(cuò)，這杯正好能醒酒。

Mr. Donovan: Yeah, this works just fine.

【失誤】

Jill：這杯行嗎？

Jill: Is this fine?

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Mr. Donovan：不行，喝了這玩意兒老子肯定會(huì)打瞌睡的，小家伙。

Mr. Donovan: No, I'm gonna doze off with this shit, kid.

?【醉酒，酒精數(shù)大于１３】

Mr. Donovan：你知道嗎，我感覺自己應(yīng)該補(bǔ)償一下那個(gè)今天替我擋槍的倒霉蛋。

Mr. Donovan: You know, I feel like I should compensate the poor bastard that took the heat today.

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Jill：哦？

Jill: Oh?

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Mr. Donovan：是啊。倒霉孩子，Joel…Jean…Guillermo…Hirohito……我想不起他的名字了。

Mr. Donovan: Yeah. That kid, Joel... Jean... Guillermo... Hirohito... I can't remember his name.

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Mr. Donovan：那孩子總是沒完沒了地說起我采訪過的那個(gè)偶像。

Mr. Donovan: That kid is always gushing about that idol I interviewed.

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Mr. Donovan：我很難記住誰干過什么事兒，但那家伙實(shí)在是煩到了能讓我記住的程度。

Mr. Donovan: I can't remember anyone for shit, but he's annoying enough to make me remember him.

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Mr. Donovan：所以我很矛盾。我感覺自己因?yàn)閾屃怂牟稍L而讓他失去了和夢(mèng)中情人上床的機(jī)會(huì)。

Mr. Donovan: So, I dunno. I feel like I cockblocked 'im big time today by taking his gig away.

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Mr. Donovan：最糟糕的是，我還把他扔在單位抵擋那群發(fā)瘋的賤人。

Mr. Donovan: Worst of all, I left him to fend off a pack of crazy bitches.

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Mr. Donovan：我不希望任何人遭遇那種事，就算是我最討厭的敵人……好吧，也許其中有兩個(gè)例外。

Mr. Donovan: And that's something I wouldn't wish on anyone, not even my worst enemies... well... maybe two of 'em.

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Jill：你現(xiàn)在說的話特別體貼周到。

Jill: You're sounding so considerate right now.

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Mr. Donovan：我不是圣人，小家伙，但我是個(gè)男人。

Mr. Donovan: I'm no saint, kid, but I'm a man.

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Mr. Donovan：而一個(gè)男人是不可以阻止另一個(gè)男人上床的，除非他是打算ＧＡ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】Ｎ你【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】娘。

Mr. Donovan: And a man must never cockblock another man unless he's trying to f＠【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】ck your mom.

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Jill：就算你爹也不例外？

Jill: What if it's your dad?

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Mr. Donovan：老子，講話，口齒不清嗎？

Mr. Donovan: Did. I. Stutter?

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：也許你可以送他一張票之類的。

Jill: Maybe you can get him tickets or something.

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Mr. Donovan：那可不行。那樣的話他就不上班了。我需要他隨叫隨到才行。

Mr. Donovan: Nah, see. That'd mean he'd be off work. And I need him to be at my beck and call tonight.

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Mr. Donovan：既然我總是聽到那個(gè)小崽子滔滔不絕地談起她……

Mr. Donovan: I've seen that brat talk to no end about her, so...

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Mr. Donovan：我知道了！我在報(bào)紙上給他找塊地方專門寫她就行了。

Mr. Donovan: I know! I'll let him write about her somewhere else in the newspaper.

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Mr. Donovan：把美食評(píng)論專欄的位置交給他就行了。反正那破欄目一直很爛。

Mr. Donovan: Give him the Food Critic's column. It's shit anyways.

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Mr. Donovan：嘿嘿嘿……我可真他媽的贊。

Mr. Donovan: Heheh... I'm so f＠【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】cking nice.

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Mr. Donovan：我走了，小家伙。

Mr. Donovan: I'm out, kid.

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Jill：感謝您的光臨，請(qǐng)下次再來。

Jill: Thank you, please come again.

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Jill：（我猜那一幕肯定會(huì)很有意思。）

Jill: (That'd be something interesting to see, I guess.)