【雙語切/Vox】廁所小故事轉(zhuǎn)至壽命論,屬于惡魔的腦回路和滿分散文詩

excuse oneself to do sth:借故去做某事.
embark:v. 上船,上飛機(jī);著手,開始做(新的或艱難的事情).
embark on/upon sth:著手做某事.
colossal:adj. 巨大的,龐大的;雄偉的.
leap:n./v.飛躍;激增.
leap backward through time:穿越時(shí)空.
pile:v.堆積;堆放
n.地樁;一堆.
pile up:堆積;積聚.
singularity:n.奇異.
20 years down the line:二十年后.
retribution:n. 報(bào)應(yīng);報(bào)答;報(bào)償.
flush:v. (人的皮膚或臉)發(fā)紅;沖洗(抽水馬桶);(用水或其他液體)沖洗;(用液體)沖走.
n. 臉紅,皮膚發(fā)紅;一陣強(qiáng)烈情感;(尤指抽水馬桶的)沖洗;急流.
adj. (兩物體表面)完全齊平的.
adv. (與另一平面)齊平地;正好地.
monstrosity:n. 畸形;怪物;殘暴.
put sb through sth:使某人經(jīng)歷;拖累某人.
plumbing:n. (建筑物的)管路系統(tǒng),管道設(shè)備.
tasteful:adj. 有品位的;高雅的.
stagger:v. 搖搖晃晃地走,蹣跚;使錯(cuò)開.
stagger out:蹣跚著走.
prank:n.惡作劇.
play a prank on sb:對(duì)某人惡作劇.
be in shell with one's former self:虛脫.
be a ghost of one's former self:形同枯鬼.
immune:adj. 免疫的;不受影響的.
n.免疫者.
be immune to sth:對(duì)...免疫;不受...影響.
croak:v.用嘶啞的聲音說.
rotten:adj.腐爛的;臭的;墮落的.
bastard:n.雜種;混蛋.
tricky:adj. 難對(duì)付的,棘手的.
vampire:n.吸血鬼.
instantly:adv.立刻,馬上.