putinism

noun: a bold faced lie so audaciously transparent that it defies all conceivable logic. A lie?ardently?defended even when the liar knows that the person being told?the lie?knows it's?a lie and that that person knows that he knows. Derived from the wildly bizarre claims and assertions of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in regards to nearly any situation.

Joe: I finally broke up with?Sue. I caught her?cheating?red-handed finally.
Tom: I thought she knew that?you knew.
Joe: She did. I told her. She still said she wasn't cheating but she knew that i didn't believe her. And she even KNEW that I KNEW.
Tom: Wow. That girl is just one putinism after the next.
Tom:

by?Jonny Habenero?August 18, 2008

hexting

Leaving text messages?hoping?something bad happens to someone, like a?hex?or a?curse.

Mike's ex girl has been hexting him for weeks hoping he'll get some sort of incurable?tumor. I'm?guessing?she hasn't gotten over finding him?in bed with?her mother.

by?Dr. Claw?January 24, 2009

wooder

The philadelphian's?pronounciation?of the word?water

Mom,?can I?have some?wooder?

by?Tobi D?March 10, 2004

Bank’s Closed

A slang from the 1920’s, meaning “sorry?babe, no kissing/making out?now”.

Often said if not appropriate?at the moment.

Girl: “babe, wanna?make out?”
Guy: “sorry babe,?bank’s closed”

by?ohnoMillie?November 01, 2017