云杰詩(shī)三首（其一）

三十三年啃老日，
自詡天才要起勢(shì)。
桌上全是空白紙，
云杰自掛東南枝。

（其二）

追求張笛費(fèi)心思，
想當(dāng)鳳凰不當(dāng)雞。
伊人封號(hào)又拉黑，
云杰自掛東南枝。

（其三）

天天閑著沒(méi)有戲，
蹭吃蹭喝還嫖妓。
言而無(wú)信不站立，
只能自掛東南枝。

Zhang Di took away some of my pride

Haha, it's funny to death

Still answering the reporter's questions

Yunjie is now a big star

Sitting at home, gnawing on the old and wearing traditional Chinese clothing

Your mother called you to eat now

Everyone has a Yun Jie in their heart

Humiliating Yun Jie is criticizing ourselves

Thank you @ Wolf Shepherd Yun Jie

Let us have a better understanding of ourselves

1. Being cynical and criticizing others to improve oneself.

Do you feel that you are not understood and not successful? Do you think others are shallow and you always have more meaning than others? Do you always like to mock others' shortcomings?

Perhaps you really have something shining. Perhaps you really have unique insights into some things. Perhaps you really have some strengths.

However, more than 20 years of life experience have taught me that all of the above ideas are without exception pretentious.

3. Impetuous, boastful, and always motivated.

If the farmer who works day after day is one extreme, then the arrogant young man is another extreme. The old man had long said, boasting and boasting, and his heart went out of his mouth. Didn't I realize that every time we boast about Haikou, we never end up completing it? Which achievement did we not achieve inadvertently and silently accumulate?

If you love something, you must pour your passion into doing it yourself. Acting for the purpose is meaningless and will not succeed.

4. Not accepting defeat

Perhaps due to education, we often don't want to lose ourselves. Two children fighting, one defeated, always crying and stubbornly saying, 'You wait!'! It seems that he is the true winner. This may seem like a form of strength, but there is a difference between being strong and avoiding it.

Because most of these children will continue to be beaten next time.

This can actually be attributed to the second article's unwillingness to face reality.

I am twenty-two years old, and I have finally begun to face reality. In many things, I lost. For example, she whom I love has been with someone else. I cried in bed, sorry, I lost.

At that time, the sun was still rising tomorrow.

5. Lack of self-discipline.

We place too much emphasis on pleasure, as if one moment in life is not interesting and one will die. This is a reckless life. Abandoning oneself and enjoying oneself in a timely manner are different. A person who indulges in debauchery has a deep sense of helplessness in their heart. Because life is not that interesting. This is a vicious cycle.

Not understanding self-discipline and not doing what should be done will only make life unbearable.

云杰履歷

Unilateral Love, White Prosperity, and Ambitious Youth - Unknown Artists - Renowned Artists - Recognized Geniuses - National Leaders - King of the Universe - Wolf Shepherd GOD!!!

And all of this was done by Yun Jie sitting in front of the computer

Yunjie's retaliatory route

Evil brings retribution - true identity - public trial - appointment - sooner or later - letting the other party not know when to be tried is the most cruel punishment!!

So, Yun Jie retaliated fiercely against the person who had hacked him while sitting in front of the computer

I think Yun Jie's next step is to directly become an immortal. Don't say anything about the rise of writing a script, it's just a joke. Yunjie's future posts should look similar to the following

I move my mind, and those who blackmail me are worse off than dead! Haha, don't deny it! Pain, right? I have something even more ruthless!

Zhang Di has already surrendered to me! Evidence? I summoned them last night! Why should I show you!

The world has become virtuous and virtuous! My mission has been completed! This body is not worth mentioning! Glory, wealth, and honor? It's all floating clouds! Time flies! To be reborn and become a Buddha! (Currently continuing to gnaw old...)

云杰頌

あ～～～

オオカミ人間雲(yún)傑

あなた

高尚なニート

純粋なニート

道徳的なニート

下品な趣味から脫したニート

人民のためになるニート

とにかく

一つ……

偉大な……

ニート～～～～～

此小詞湊合的看，若非因死機(jī)干擾我情緒，我本可做長(zhǎng)篇！

張雲(yún)傑、告白はしばしば拒否され、中退して高校を卒業(yè)し、裸足で靴を履くことができる。三十三歳はインターネットが好きで、女優(yōu)は意淫で、酒を飲んで女を買春して親をののしった。老犬をかじると、淄博張店は無(wú)限にある。ビール2元5本、4本はもう盡きた、油打ちの詩(shī)を作って、勢(shì)いをつけてほらを吹いて！

Zhang Jie said to his parents: There are some good people in the world who are always trying to persuade him to recognize the fact that he has no virtue, no talent, and is lazy. He should take precautions when doing things, and Zhang Jie will never achieve a great career, nor will he pay attention to his words and actions. You should be careful not to listen to the advice of good people, let me continue dreaming!

Zhang Jie's father said to him: Leave some space for good people, the truth will always come to light!

Zhang Jie's mother said to him: Anyway, you can't be loyal and filial at all. Since you have no education or appearance, your heart should be broader than that!

Zhang Jie felt at ease for this and cursed his parents for returning to heaven as soon as possible, with constant disasters! Bless his grandmother for not being healthy and dying soon. Her body won't last until August 15th, and Zhang Jie only hopes that her elderly family can live a few more years of confusion, so that he can humiliate her! If there is something at home, he cannot recite it. He has no blessings, so he can give them to his parents. Reduce his grandmother's two month lifespan and exchange it for his two day lifespan! Zhang Jie has never put righteousness first, nor is he upright and upright, nor is he virtuous and virtuous. His fate is low and his life is hard to achieve, and he will eventually be unable to achieve his ideals. He has been discouraged and has given up!

Wishing the motherland better and better, and realizing the true significance of the great rejuvenation of China! May this world become better and achieve true world harmony!

Human society and the natural world will surely become more and more beautiful, achieving a natural path!

The more we contemplate the mysteries of nature, the more we realize the ignorance and insignificance of humanity!

Surrounding everything in the world, nature follows well, righteousness and goodness become the main road@ Wolf Shepherd Yun Jie

@Werewolf Yun Jie, you brag and bark at everyone every day. Do you have any mental or psychological problems?

Your personal true information has never been fully disclosed, and you shamelessly say that you have revealed your true information. A man is despicable, shameless, and inferior to your level. We feel ashamed for your parents!

Your character is despicable, shameless, and lowly. You have no sense of righteousness and righteousness in your heart. You will not be loyal to your country or nation, filial to your parents and elderly, or even show loyalty to your friends!

You are disloyal, unfilial, and unjust, a disgrace to men, a sorrow to live, and a waste of life! What face do you still have to live in this world!

ビル?ゲイツは地球上で最も卑劣で恥知らずな小人のために操作系をカスタマイズすると高らかに宣言した

2015年7月、マイクロソフトはウィンドウズ10を発売し、ウィンドウズ10の最新版を間髪入れずに制作すると同時(shí)に、ビル?ゲイツ--マイクロソフトの創(chuàng)始者は、地球中で最も卑劣で恥知らずな小人にOSをカスタマイズしようと思いついた。

「この考えは面白くて新鮮だ」とビル?ゲイツ氏は記者の取材に答えた。

「地球上で最も卑劣な人を見(jiàn)つけるために、私たちはまずアメリカ國(guó)內(nèi)から探し始めました。私のチームは私に2メートルの高さの資料をくれました。

「私たちは同じように第三世界諸國(guó)のゲリラ部隊(duì)のリーダーを考察しました。彼らは実業(yè)派で、リーダーたちを理想としたり、権利のために戦ったりしていました。その時(shí)、私は手元の表を置いて、サティア?ナデラに言いました?！核饯郡沥饯筏皮い肴摔鲜耸陇颏筏皮い胜い猡筏欷蓼护?。彼らは家にいて、邪念を抱いていますが、聖人を自任しています』

「『なんてことだ』ナドラーは額をたたいて私に言った?！氦?、どうして思わなかったの？』

「私たちは13億人の人口を抱える中國(guó)に目を向けました。

「『彼らはみんなだめだ』とナデラに言った?！氦嗓长诵肖盲郡危俊槐摔仙綎|淄博人の表を私にくれた。それが私が探している、最も卑劣で下品な王八卵だと知っている」

現(xiàn)在、牧狼人98ファミリー版は北米で品切れになっており、1カ月で8萬(wàn)部が販売されている。これはすべてのマイクロソフト社員の予想を裏切っている。彼らはこのソフトウェアが買いだめされると思っていたからだ。しかし、実際には、この製品は一時(shí)的に大ヒットし、マイクロソフト社がシステムをアップグレードし、維持し、パッチを作成してシステムの穴を埋めることを望んでいた。

「あの野郎は有名になりたいそうだ」とビル?ゲイツ氏は最後に笑って言った。「今、彼の夢(mèng)は現(xiàn)実になった」。

牧狼人98は春節(jié)前後に中國(guó)東部地區(qū)で発売され、髪を洗う城の流通方式を採(cǎi)用し、販売員はオフラインを発展させることができる。正規(guī)版システム1セット當(dāng)たり1300元で、15元の甜麺醤が1袋付屬している。

哲學(xué)問(wèn)題一云杰悖論

如何理解"天才與瘋子僅一線之隔。"這一哲學(xué)命題?該哲學(xué)命題將產(chǎn)生如下之云杰悖論，使其成為話題長(zhǎng)青樹(shù):
首先云杰自詡為天才→引發(fā)眾人爭(zhēng)議→眾人發(fā)現(xiàn)云杰并不滿足任何天才之最低要求，連邊都不沾→眾人于是降低標(biāo)準(zhǔn)，用普通人來(lái)衡量云杰→眾人與云杰對(duì)話?cǎi)R上發(fā)現(xiàn)，云杰不能以普通成年人來(lái)衡量→眾人嘗試以其它標(biāo)準(zhǔn)，如小孩，啃老族等等衡量云杰，均失敗→最后有人提出以精神病來(lái)把云杰歸類→產(chǎn)生累累碩果:如受迫害妄想癥，臆病，以及以西方人士命名之各種精神疾病，云杰均對(duì)號(hào)入坐，一一坐實(shí)，因此云杰還登上大學(xué)課堂被當(dāng)作典型案例…
現(xiàn)在的問(wèn)題是，當(dāng)云杰被坐實(shí)為精神病后，他是天才嗎?根據(jù)前面之哲學(xué)命題，眾人實(shí)際上在幫助云杰證明他是天才，僅僅差臨門一腳…

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京城の劉社長(zhǎng)

下人千千萬(wàn)

夜食は私をはばかる

空論の勢(shì)いになる

銅雀が鳴いて、ドンドン、ドンドン、ドンドン、ドンドン！

桑の木は笑って、はははは、はははは、はははははははははは、ははははは！

滄海は訴え、ジャブジャブ、ジャブジャブ、ジャブジャブ、ジャブジャブ！

私の作品は、すべてオリジナルです。夜食たちは利益のために色のためにデマを飛ばして私を中傷し、世を欺いて名を盜もうとし、人間としての少なくとも良識(shí)を失った！

我が人を思い起こせば、去勢(shì)は容易で、起勢(shì)は難しい！

雲(yún)傑貼吧戦

夜食泥棒はひどい

封禁は私をはばかる

トランペットだけで話す

私の大作、世の中にはまた何人が読むことができて、何人が理解することができますか？！

もしあなたが天地人の自然萬(wàn)物に絶望したら、一瞬で生きてください！

両親は私に夜食をくれ、雲(yún)傑は私に老魂をかじってくれた！

私は天賦が高すぎて、自成派で、玉坤道長(zhǎng)馬志軍宋雪鼻歌ちゃんをパクってから、私は誰(shuí)も悪意を持って真似したことがありません！

起勢(shì)路が長(zhǎng)い

夜食は絶えず戦う

笛を鳴らして私の望み

微博拉黒嘆

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