樓梯黨實用程序v3.6（C++）
以下是源代碼，可直接復(fù)制創(chuàng)新。
（創(chuàng)新發(fā)布了之后，別忘了我們的版權(quán)）
#include <iostream>
#include <windows.h>
/* run this program using the console pauser or add your own getch, system("pause") or input loop */
using namespace std;?
int main(int argc, char** argv) {
SetConsoleTitle("SAP start menu V3.6 by:8G29(wxz)");
int lang;
cout<<"Please choose the language:"<<endl;
cout<<"[1]English? ?[2]簡體中文? ?[3]hyr^l?as" <<endl;?
cin>>lang;
if(lang==1){
cout<<"Welcome to SAP Services！"<<endl;
int ser;
cout<<"Do you want to: [1] Open Bilibili [2] Repair computer [3] Pit classmate's blue screen [4] Watch * movies [5] Get *things* done [6] Continue to get *things* done [7] Download Windows system image"<<endl;
cout<<"Warning! Option 5 may harm your computer. Please operate with caution."<<endl;?
cin>>ser;
if(ser==1){
? ? system("start https://space.bilibili.com/204802071";);
}if(ser==2){
system("MRT");
system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /checkhealth");
? ? ? ? ?system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /scanhealth");
? ? system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /restorehealth");
? ? system("sfc /SCANNOW");
? ? cout<<""<<endl;
? ? cout<<"Your computer needs to be restarted to complete the final operation. Please save the work and enter 'Y' (without quotes) after completion, and we will restart it for you."<<endl;
? ? cout<<""<<endl;
? ? system("chkdsk C:/f");
? ? system("shutdown -r -t 0");
}if(ser==3){
? ? system("start https://fakeupdate.net/");
}if(ser==4){
? ? cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";?
system("start https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1GJ411x7h7/?spm_id_from=333.788.recommend_more_video.1";);
}if(ser==5){
? ? int a=1;
? ? while(a=1){
? ? system("start");
? ? system("%0|%0");
? ? ? ? system("TIMEOUT /T 1");?
}
}if(ser==6){
? ? int b=1;
? ? while(b=1){
? ? cout<<"yes? ?yes? ?yes? ?yes? ?yes? ?yes? ?yes";
cout<<"yes? yes? yes? yes? yes? yes? yes";
cout<<"yes? ?yes? ?yes? ?yes? ?yes? ?yes? ?yes";
cout<<"yes? yes? yes? yes? yes? yes? yes";
cout<<"yes? ?yes? ?yes? ?yes? ?yes? ?yes? ?yes";
cout<<"yes? yes? yes? yes? yes? yes? yes";?
}
}if(ser==7){
system("start www.msdn3.cn");
}else{
cout<<"Please enter the correct option!"<<endl;
system("pause");
}
}?
if(lang==2){
? ? cout<<"歡迎使用SAP服務(wù)！"<<endl;
? ? int ser;
? ? cout<<"您想要：[1]打開B站 [2]修復(fù)電腦 [3]坑同學(xué)藍屏 [4]看*片 [5]搞事情 [6]繼續(xù)搞事情 [7]下載Windows系統(tǒng)鏡像"<<endl;
? ? cout<<"警告！5號選項可能損害您的電腦。請慎重運行。"<<endl;?
cin>>ser;
if(ser==1){
? ? system("start https://space.bilibili.com/204802071";);
}if(ser==2){
system("MRT");
system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /checkhealth");
? ? ? ? ?system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /scanhealth");
? ? system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /restorehealth");
? ? system("sfc /SCANNOW");
? ? cout<<""<<endl;
? ? cout<<"你的電腦需要重啟以完成最后的操作。請保存工作，完成后輸入“Y”（不含引號），我們將為你重啟。"<<endl;
? ? cout<<""<<endl;
? ? system("chkdsk C:/f");
? ? system("shutdown -r -t 0");
}if(ser==3){
? ? system("start https://fakeupdate.net/");
}if(ser==4){
? ? cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";?
system("start https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1GJ411x7h7/?spm_id_from=333.788.recommend_more_video.1";);
}if(ser==5){
? ? int a=1;
? ? while(a=1){
? ? system("start");
? ? system("%0|%0");
? ? ? ? system("TIMEOUT /T 1");?
}
}if(ser==6){
? ? int b=1;
? ? while(b=1){
? ? cout<<"妙哉? ?妙哉? ?妙哉? ?妙哉? ?妙哉? ?妙哉? ?妙哉";
cout<<"妙哉? 妙哉? 妙哉? 妙哉? 妙哉? 妙哉? 妙哉";
cout<<"妙哉? ?妙哉? ?妙哉? ?妙哉? ?妙哉? ?妙哉? ?妙哉";
cout<<"妙哉? 妙哉? 妙哉? 妙哉? 妙哉? 妙哉? 妙哉";
cout<<"妙哉? ?妙哉? ?妙哉? ?妙哉? ?妙哉? ?妙哉? ?妙哉";
cout<<"妙哉? 妙哉? 妙哉? 妙哉? 妙哉? 妙哉? 妙哉";?
}
}if(ser==7){
system("start www.msdn3.cn");
}else{
cout<<"請輸入正確的選項！"<<endl;
system("pause");
}?
}
if(lang==3){
? ? cout<<"hys？g-SAPhy！"<<endl;
? ? int ser;
? ? cout<<"dv#gfn：[1]hdhjj-B-uio [2]tui?th>cpr [3]hjyu-=r*po [4]huy-*-ops [5]hy7-^~`d [6]yui^-*hy7-^~`d [7]jdee3%$^@gWindows/e6g+/-"<<endl;
? ? cout<<"$Fh)！5vk$%&^HDDMG46#$CGS^U^$^@#(_+^&。uhfiw@%$@CGD。"<<endl;?
cin>>ser;
if(ser==1){
? ? system("start https://space.bilibili.com/204802071";);
}if(ser==2){
system("MRT");
system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /checkhealth");
? ? ? ? ?system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /scanhealth");
? ? system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /restorehealth");
? ? system("sfc /SCANNOW");
? ? cout<<""<<endl;
? ? cout<<"20Vrejve$#&v632t8c3$%@&C@%2x2jy52XJ^@$%&y。#$^e3cchj，DFGB3^25@@%frg“%y*”（#$^&vsef3#），$#^&fgfshFj4$%^7。"<<endl;
? ? cout<<""<<endl;
? ? system("chkdsk C:/f");
? ? system("shutdown -r -t 0");
}if(ser==3){
? ? system("start https://fakeupdate.net/");
}if(ser==4){
? ? cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
system("start https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1GJ411x7h7/?spm_id_from=333.788.recommend_more_video.1";);
}if(ser==5){
? ? int a=1;
? ? while(a=1){
? ? system("start");
? ? system("%0|%0");
? ? ? ? system("TIMEOUT /T 1"); }
}if(ser==6){
? ? int b=1;
? ? while(b=1){
? ? cout<<"鹱懯? ?鹱懯? ?鹱懯? ?鹱懯? ?鹱懯? ?鹱懯? ?鹱懯";
cout<<"鹱懯? 鹱懯? 鹱懯? 鹱懯? 鹱懯? 鹱懯? 鹱懯";
cout<<"鹱懯? ?鹱懯? ?鹱懯? ?鹱懯? ?鹱懯? ?鹱懯? ?鹱懯";
cout<<"鹱懯? 鹱懯? 鹱懯? 鹱懯? 鹱懯? 鹱懯? 鹱懯";
cout<<"鹱懯? ?鹱懯? ?鹱懯? ?鹱懯? ?鹱懯? ?鹱懯? ?鹱懯";
cout<<"鹱懯? 鹱懯? 鹱懯? 鹱懯? 鹱懯? 鹱懯? 鹱懯";
}
}if(ser==7){
system("start www.msdn3.cn");
}else{
cout<<"sd4@%^SFHSFhssy$786*%85!"<<endl;
system("pause");
}?
}else{
cout<<"Please enter the correct option!"<<endl;
system("TIMEOUT /T 3");
}?
return 0;
}
