Game 1 RGE vs GAM

Imagine trying to shutdown Malrang early game. As if no LEC team has ever tried it LOL
--obligatory "malrang will be figured out in 2 weeks, he does the same thing every match"
----"Malrangs a problem so if we put him behind we can win"
Malrang: "I took that personally"
想象一下嘗試在前期壓制住Malrang。說得好像沒有LEC隊伍試過似的哈哈
--所有歐洲隊伍的必修課“malrang在第二周就會被研究明白的，他每把干的事情都一樣”
----“Malrang是關鍵點，所以我們把他壓制住就能贏”
? ? Malrang：“你這是在針對我了”

RGE has more wins than G2 and FNC combined in groups lol
--Hey don't you dare forget about the Mad Lions. Undefeated in groups.
--One more and they tie the rest of the west.
RGE在小組賽內的勝場已經比G2和FNC加起來還要多了
--你怎么敢忘了Mad，小組賽內還未嘗敗績
--再贏一場這一個隊的勝場就和歐美其他隊伍加起來打平了

Rogue: They have the worse late game comp ever, no range, no aoe, no wave clear, maybe we try to scale ?
Malrang: Nah let's skirmish the entire game to scare EU fans.
--It's not an LEC team if they don't try to throw a little and give you a heart attack.
其他隊友：他們后期太爛了，沒長手沒aoe沒清線能力，我們要不就發(fā)育到后期再說？
Malrang：別啊，我們就跟他們整把打架刺激一下EU的粉絲們
--如果他們不浪一波把觀眾給整清醒了都配不上叫歐洲隊伍

Honestly the moment you pick Galio you know you've been gigasmurfed on in draft
--I thought this was going to be the funnel strat with galio but it ws just simply a starved galio that didn’t do a lot
說實話把加里奧選出來的時候你就是默認對面是代練了
--我以為是那種用加里奧中路養(yǎng)打野的玩法，但這加里奧就是存粹的啥事都干不了

Game 2 GAM vs TES

You know those soloq games where everyone says "just group pls" and you end up giving every sidewave just 5v5 staring at objectives and fighting everything? Yeah its felt like one of those games...
--You mean, there was no voice chat available for TES and they fullmuted each other?
你有沒有打過那種單排，就是大家都求著組團一起走，然后兩邊都放棄邊路就在中路打大亂斗？這把感覺就是這種……
--你的意思是說，TES這把沒法語音然后他們還在游戲內把隊友都屏蔽了？

the fanbase is going to make Top swim home
--And since they're in New York, they'll need to go around Africa. Gotta ask for the Portuguese for help
----No, swim to Iceland, Tian know how swim home there.
----Tian about to become the first guy to circumnavigate the world by swimming
粉絲要讓整個隊伍游回家了
--他們從紐約出發(fā)，要繞過非洲，得尋求一點葡萄牙人的幫助了
----不用這樣，游去冰島吧，Tian知道怎么從那邊游回家
----Tian要成為第一個游泳環(huán)游地球一圈的人了

Every year, one of the Chinese teams seems to really want swim practice
每年都有一支中國隊伍特別想練習游泳

God damn, this will definitely go down as one of the most entertaining games in League history.
--JDG vs DK was good, great even.
But I want more of this
天，這把絕對會成為英雄聯(lián)盟歷史上最娛樂的一把
--JDG打DK非常精彩，但我想看更多的這種

How to beat LPL - practice ARAM instead of CQ
如何擊敗LPL-不要再打峽谷，練習大亂斗

Oh boy, the TOP players may wanna take an internet timeout for a month or so. Based on what we usually see on Reddit, its gonna be baaad on chinese social media.
--Knight might need witness protection
--Only internet? Nah mate, in China even cashiers will shit on you for performance like this, ask PandaC
--TOP is gonna need a month for them to swim back home
TES的選手可能要戒網起碼一個月了，根據(jù)之前轉到reddit的情況來看，他們在中國社交媒體要承受的罵聲會更大的
--Knight要考慮一下證人保護計劃了
--只戒網？那可不行，在中國連收銀員都可以問你為什么打得這么爛，看看PandaC吧
--他們要花一個月游回去的，自然就戒網了

Lyndon B. Johnson rolling in his grave as a crowd of people in the middle of New York cheer on VIETNAM for taking control of the jungle and slaughtering their enemies
--TES heard the trees speaking Vietnamese
林頓·約翰遜(擴大越南戰(zhàn)爭的美國總統(tǒng))聽到在紐約有人慶祝越南控制了野區(qū)(叢林)還把他們的對手屠殺了嚇得從墳里爬出來了
--TES聽到野區(qū)里的樹在說越南語(越戰(zhàn)梗)

I swear, I saw both Azubu Frost vs Taipei Assassins S2 and FNC vs OMG S4 in this game
這把給了我S2決賽和S4 OMG五十血基地翻盤的既視感

GAM winning without a single gold lead throughout the entire game lmao
GAM全程都沒有經濟領先，但還是贏了

Game 3 DRX vs RGE

Gotta love Trymbi picking Nasus, self counterpicking bot matchup, getting 0 value of of his E armor shred because they have double AP and tank topside vs Ashe as only AA based champ for W slow
This was like the worst game imaginable for Nasus support
At least we finally saw Ashe, about time with all those Kalistas being picked
-- He did it so he can pick it as a worlds skin
-- Also I think Odo played his Rumble terribly. His decision making was so off I was like "Did he transform into Hyli or what?!"
Trymbi這手選的真好，下路對線把自己counter了，e的削甲打團0作用因為上中野是AP和坦克，w的減攻速只能針對艾希
這基本是能想象到的狗頭輔助最不想看到的對局了
至少在卡莉斯塔被選了這么多次之后，我們終于能看到艾希了
--這把皮膚局
--Odo的蘭博也很糟糕。他的決策讓我看得懷疑他被Hylissang上身了。

Cat support: 100% win rate, highly banned overpowered.
Dog support: literal dogshit
Cat = superior pet
貓咪輔助：百分之百勝率，一直上ban位
狗頭輔助：真的狗屎
貓貓才是更好的寵物

GAM qualify us and we paid them by picking fucking Nasus?! We just fucked over GAM with no reason ...
--Now we can't even poach Levi to LEC since he hates us :(
Vedius：剛在走廊了遇到Larssen，我恭喜他們晉級八強，他說他們現(xiàn)在要為了越南贏一把DRX
GaM把我們送出線了，我們回報他們的方式就是選了個狗頭？太沒人情味了……
--我們現(xiàn)在沒法讓Levi來歐洲了，他會討厭我們的

Vietnam's hour long friendship with EU is over
越南和歐洲的友誼只持續(xù)了一個小時

Game 4 DRX vs GAM

Levi was right when he said he felt like he was a member of the Survey Corps from Attack on Titan.
Too bad the rest of his team plays League like they were members of Squad Levi during the Female Titan fight.
--Levi deserves a good team around him. He's definitely a top tier jgler
Levi說他自己就像是進擊的巨人里面的調查兵團，這很合理。
可惜的是他的隊友打的就像是打女巨人時兵長小隊里的其他隊員。
--Levi值得更好的隊友，他絕對是頂級打野。

I can't believe that's the first time I've seen a viego die as anivia and become the egg lmao
--Vieggo
我不敢相信這是我第一次見到佛耶戈變成鳳凰之后死掉還觸發(fā)了被動。
--佛蛋戈

Well TES fully ruined my crystal ball picks but DRX look way better than they did in LCK
--I had TES as top of the group, Jackylove as getting a penta, and Tian with the most first bloods
TES徹底把我的預測毀了，不過DRX看起來要比他們在LCK里面強
--我預測的TES小組第一，JKL能拿五殺，tian一血最多

Can't tell if Ashe Heimer is strong or botlanes are trolling with these counterpicks
--immobile mage support into ashe is never a good pick
--Cant blind pick Kalista vs DRX anymore
這個艾希大頭到底是真的厲害，還是只是為了counter對面的短腿輔助？
--沒有位移的法輔打艾希真的不好
--現(xiàn)在打DRX不能無腦選卡莉斯塔了

It had to happen to one of the LPL teams
It was foretold in the ancient texts
--The LPL gods demand it, one must be sacrificed
----Western Gods: "Only one?"
總有一支LPL隊伍要遭受這樣的命運，古老的預言早已如此注定
--此乃LPL之神的旨意，必要獻祭一隊
----歐美之神：“只用獻祭一隊？”

Game 5 TES vs RGE

TES embracing their inner NA and smurfing as soon as the games mean nothing
--chiNA
--People were saying GAM were honorary NA but TES was the NA team all along
--TESM
--the NA spirit still living on even without a team in group C
在知道后續(xù)比賽對自己的出線已經沒有意義之后，TES體內的北美水鬼之魂覺醒了
--中華有NA
--大家說GAM是榮譽北美隊，但TES才是那支一直表現(xiàn)得像北美隊伍的
--TESM
--就算C組沒有北美隊伍，還是有北美精神在

Where the fuck was this Top Esports 4 games ago
--Or the TES that took JDG to 10 games lmao
早干嘛去了？
--還不如說季后賽打JDG的那支TES干嘛去了

Good thing GAM beat TES, because with how Rogue look today, I don't think they were getting out of the group.
--TES was 2 autoattacks away from winning it as well.. we got really lucky here
--Biggest F moment was Knight and Jacky taking turret shots for no reason after Ornn died or they'd prob end with their hp bars.
幸好GAM贏了TES，不然按照Rogue今天這狀態(tài)估計是無了
--TES就差兩下平A，我們是真的運氣好
--在奧恩死了之后Knight和Jacky被塔A了好幾天，這就是最致命的失誤，不然血量是夠的

the team that plays vs rogue in quarters will be delighted
--Yeah it's a huge gap between RGE and everyone else in quarters if this RGE shows up. Hopefully they can prep to at least be competitive but yeah this is uninspiring.
誰八強遇到rogue不得高興死了
--是啊如果按照今天這樣，RGE和其他八強隊伍差距太大了。希望他們至少能準備一下展現(xiàn)出一點戰(zhàn)斗力，但就算輸了也不是什么吃驚的事情

to think we were actually one game away from EU 0-9 week 2
EU離第二周九連敗只有一場的距離

Game 6 TES vs DRX

eliminated TES is the best team in the world
--Coach told them you better win these last games if you want goggles for the swim home
----Other teams fighting for their Worlds life, meanwhile TES actually fighting for their life.
被淘汰的TES是世界上最強的隊伍
--教練跟他們說如果還想要泳鏡的話，就得把剩下的比賽贏下來
----其他隊伍還在為了八強名額比賽，TES是為了活命比賽

Shoutout TES for forcing a tiebreaker between DRX and Rogue, allowing EU to also lose 9 games in one week just like NA
感謝TES給DRX和Rogue創(chuàng)造了加賽機會，這樣EU就能和NA一樣在一周內輸九場了

top needs a hypnotist to convince them they've already been eliminated before every match
滔博需要一個催眠師讓他們在每一場比賽前相信自己已經被淘汰了

TES realized there is no losers bracket in Worlds
--This team could genuinely beat anyone in a bo5 but they won't get the chance to show that. Sucks a lot for them
----The World's format is just trash. I'm against any format that has teams fighting to get to World's all year just to have their year then decided in 6 BO1s. The LCK and LPL don't even play BO1s.
I'd like to see the group stage expanded to 4 groups of 5 teams with a single round robin of BO3s, then 1st/2nd in each group go to the upper bracket and 3rd/4th go to the lower bracket.
TES意識到世界賽沒有敗者組了
--他們真的可以在bo5里擊敗其他任何隊伍，但沒機會證明這點了，太可惜了
----世界賽賽制很爛。我不喜歡這種隊伍拼勁全力進入世界賽后要把接下來的命運交給6把bo1的賽制。LCK和LPL從來不打bo1的。
我喜歡小組賽能夠擴軍成四組每組五隊，單循環(huán)bo3，前兩名勝者組，三四名敗者組

Man, imagine how different this group would be if GAM got one more win.
Edit: Or perhaps one less.
仔細一想不管是GAM多贏一場還是少贏一場，這個小組的格局都會不一樣的。

Game 7 DRX vs RGE

Brother GAM legit single handedly prevented the 0-10. Bruh
--Prevented the 0-10 and also saved RGE from getting knocked out of groups.
--GAM is now an honorary Western team. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten o7
越南大兄弟是真的挽救了歐洲0-10的慘劇
--不止如此，還真的把RGE送進了八強
--GAM現(xiàn)在是榮譽歐美隊了，你們的犧牲不會被忘記的，敬禮

RGE better be paying for the most expensive Steak Dinner and 1st Class Flights home for GAM there are.
--GAM can watch TES swim home from their lounge
RGE最好給GAM訂頂級牛排晚宴加頭等艙
--這樣GAM就可以從飛機上看TES游回家了

EU is so screwed in quarterfinals.
--Zeus and 369 be praying they get odo and we will witness maybe the greatest gap in top in a series on worlds the league has ever seen
--Nah theshy vs sword can’t be beat
EU要在八強里被打爆了
--Zeus和369都希望能抽到odo，然后我們就可以見證英雄聯(lián)盟世界賽史上最大的上單差距了
----還是比不過Theshy打sword

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