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現(xiàn)在的海關(guān)官員往往相當(dāng)寬容。

Nowadays, the custom officers are very ? tolerant.

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但是，當(dāng)你通過(guò)綠色通道，沒(méi)有任何東西需要申報(bào)時(shí)，他們?nèi)钥梢詳r住你。

But when you pass the green access and ? have nothing to report or declare, they can still stop you.

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甚至是最誠(chéng)實(shí)的人也常弄得覺(jué)得有罪似的，

Even the most honest people are often be ? made seems like culpability,

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而老練的職業(yè)走私犯即使手提箱里藏著500只金表，卻也處之泰然。

but the skillful smuggler take things ? calmly even hiding 500 golden watch in the suitcase.

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最近一次，我也出國(guó)歸來(lái)，

Once recently, as I returned from abroad,

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碰上一位特別好管閑事的年輕海關(guān)官員，他顯然把我當(dāng)成走私犯。

I met a interfering young officer, ? evidently he took me as a smuggler.

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“您有什么需要申報(bào)的嗎？”他直盯著我的眼睛問(wèn)。

“Don’t you have anything to report or ? declare?”Glaring at my eyes, he asked.

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“沒(méi)有?！蔽易孕诺鼗卮鹫f(shuō)。

“Nothing.”I answered confidently.

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“請(qǐng)打開(kāi)這只手提箱好嗎？”

“Would you please open this suitcase?”

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“好的?！蔽一卮鹫f(shuō)。

“Yes.”I answered.

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那位官員十分仔細(xì)地把箱子檢查了一遍。

The officer checked the suitcase desperately ? attentively.

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所有細(xì)心包裝好的東西一會(huì)兒工夫就亂成一團(tuán)。

All things had wrapped up delicately ? turned into a mass in an instant.

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我相信那箱子再也關(guān)不上了。

I believed that suitcase could never been ? closed.

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突然，我看到官員臉上露出了得意的神色。

Suddenly, I noticed a exulted expression ? appeared on the officer’s face.

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他在我的箱底發(fā)現(xiàn)了一只小瓶，高興地一把抓了起來(lái)。

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He discovered a small bottle in the bottom of my suitcase, and picked it up in delight.

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“香水，嗯？”他譏諷地說(shuō)道，

“Fragrance, hum?”He said in satire.

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“你剛才應(yīng)該申報(bào)，”

“You should report just now,”

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”香水要上進(jìn)口稅的。”

“Fragrance need to pay taxes.”

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“不，這不是香水，”我說(shuō)，“是發(fā)膠?！?/p>

“No, this is not fragrance,” I said, “it’s ? hair spray.”

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接著我臉帶微笑補(bǔ)充說(shuō)：

Then I replenish with a smile on my face:

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“這是一種我自己配制的奇特的混合物。”

“this is a sort of amazing compound I ? compounded by myself.”

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“你就聞一聞吧！”我催促說(shuō)。

“Have a smell of it!” I urged.

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海關(guān)官員擰開(kāi)瓶蓋，把瓶子放到鼻子底下。

The custom officer spirally opened the ? cap, and put it under his nose.

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一股怪味襲來(lái)，使他相信了我說(shuō)的真話(huà)。

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A strange smell arrived him, which make him believe in my true words.

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幾分鐘后，我終于被放行，手提劃著寶貴的粉筆記號(hào)的行李，匆匆離去。

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Some minutes later, I was finally permitted to pass, handholding the baggagesd with precious stalk mark, and I left hurriedly.