【極其沉著冷靜的諷刺文案】

1.幾個媽啊，這么說話。

What a bunch of moms， talking like that.

2.觸景生情，你就占了兩個字。

The sight stirs up our feelings，and you account for two words only.

3.說話挺臟啊，上廁所沒擦嘴嗎？

Dirty talking. Didn＇t you wipe your mouth

on the bathroom？

4.會說話就好好說，不會說話就跟小孩一桌。

If you can how to talk then talk，

If you do not，please stay at the table with kids.

5.哪個下水道沒關(guān)好，又讓你爬出來了。

You＇re crawling out of an open sewer.

6.真是面子給多了，你都以為自己像個人了。

how dare you look up like a manonce somebody treat you politely

7.你家是住八卦圖上了嗎？這么陰陽怪氣。

Does your family live in the Eight Diagrams Diagram？

It＇s so weird.

8.看不清自己？家里沒鏡子總有niao吧。

Can＇t see yourself？ There＇s always pee in the house without a mirror.

9.臉就一張，就不能省著點丟嗎？

Can＇t we just behave ourselves nicely ？

10.東方不亮西方亮，憨批啥樣你啥樣。

Never do a foolish thing when you fell hopeless.