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What if I want to take care of an Agent instead of a Grunt? Do I have to give him some beer and cigarettes or something?

He's more apt to need something to do, giving him vices would just ensure a very early demise. Challenge your Agent by ordering him to stand 52 hour guard post duty, or send him on a 18 mile walk. They'll totally do it, too. Maybe stick a little gopro on their head to see what kind of shenanigans they get up to.

問：

如果我想扶養(yǎng)一位1337而不是一位嘍啰的話，我是否需要給它一些香煙和啤酒一類的東西嗎？

答：

它更傾向于讓自己有事可做，染上惡習(xí)的話只會(huì)讓它死的更快（吐槽：變相承認(rèn)抽煙必死？），給它點(diǎn)挑戰(zhàn)，例如命令它站崗52小時(shí)，或步行18英里，他們絕對會(huì)照做不誤。也許你可以在他們頭上放一個(gè)小GoPro，來看看他們會(huì)搞出什么鬼把戲。

（注1：GoPro是一種小型運(yùn)動(dòng)相機(jī)，你可以在進(jìn)行運(yùn)動(dòng)時(shí)將它佩戴在頭上并記錄下你的實(shí)時(shí)運(yùn)動(dòng)過程）

will you do inktober this year?

I ought to.

問：

你今年打算參加InkTober企劃么？

答：

當(dāng)然會(huì)的

（注：InkTober是10月的繪畫挑戰(zhàn)賽，許多藝術(shù)家都參加了。這個(gè)月的每一天，畫師都要畫一幅畫。許多畫師都會(huì)畫萬圣節(jié)相關(guān)的畫，但這并不是必須的要求。InkTober是由藝術(shù)家杰克·帕克(Jake Parker)創(chuàng)作的，目的是提高繪畫技巧，培養(yǎng)積極的繪畫習(xí)慣。）

Are the Agents and Mags afraid of the Auditor, like, piss your pants at the sound of his voice? Or more like, an angry drunk guy you just kinda want to avoid?

Fear isn't a powerful motivator in Nevada. They see him more as something to avoid and appease for their own benefit.

問：

1337（特工）們和Mag（巨人）很害怕艾迪特（黑火）嗎？比如聽到它的聲音就會(huì)被嚇得落荒而逃，或者他們只是像避免一個(gè)憤怒的醉漢那樣遠(yuǎn)離他？

答：

在內(nèi)華達(dá)，恐懼并不是一個(gè)強(qiáng)大的動(dòng)力，他們只是為了自己的利益而去安撫或者避開黑火。

Are there any women? How do people appear at all?

what a question! Who even knows!?

問：

內(nèi)華達(dá)到底有沒有女人？人們到底怎么誕生的？

答：

這啥奇葩問題！我腫么知道啊！

（注1：在很早以前，本帖就已經(jīng)證明過內(nèi)華達(dá)人無性論，況且內(nèi)華達(dá)人并非人類，正常的男女觀念明顯是不適用于內(nèi)華達(dá)人的）

D'you plan on making more Mag Agents?

Of course. They're just big ol' bundles of hilarity and I just can't help myself from making them.

問：

你會(huì)多造點(diǎn)巨型特工么？

答：

當(dāng)然了，它們簡直是歡樂的大雜燴，我就是停不下創(chuàng)作他們

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