1

By Thedepressionoftrees

Dave from HR stumbled around, blood spilling from around his lips.

Turns out a razor blade in a burrito was enough to make him stop stealing lunches from the breakroom fridge.

人力資源部門的戴夫跌跌撞撞地走著，嘴唇周圍溢出了血。

原來，卷餅里的刀片足以讓他不再從休息室的冰箱里偷吃午餐。

2?

By daytimeinsomnia

After weeks of terror filled nights of seeing an imaginary monster, I finally put the finishing touches of filling my son's room with glow-in-the-dark stickers.

I turn off the lights to admire my handiwork when I notice a large area in the corner that isn't glowing, shaped like a body.

在經(jīng)歷了幾個充滿恐怖的夜晚，看到一個想象中的怪物之后，我終于把我兒子的房間貼滿了夜光貼紙，完成了收尾工作。

我關(guān)上燈欣賞我的手藝時，發(fā)現(xiàn)角落里有一大片地方?jīng)]有發(fā)亮，形狀像一個身體。

3

By flanneur

As a fortuneteller, it's not good when you read a child's palm and see a short life-line.

So what does it say when every one I've read for three decades shows the same?

作為一個算命先生，當(dāng)你看一個孩子的手相，看到一條短小的生命線時，這不是好事。

那么，當(dāng)我三十年來所看的每一個手相都顯示出同樣的情況時，這說明什么呢？

4

By Jakeh74941

All of the forums I read said it was important to talk to your baby in the womb.

None of them told me she was going to talk back.

我讀過的所有論壇都說，在子宮里和寶寶說話很重要。

他們都沒有告訴我她會回答。

5

By TryHardKenichi

I've always known that my father hated me, so I wasn't surprised when he knocked me out and took the last lifeboat to save himself.

I only wish I could have been there to see his swollen and contorted face when he ate the emergency rations that I mislabeled and realized that I had his epinephrine.

我一直知道我父親恨我，所以當(dāng)他打暈我并且拿走最后一艘救生艇只為了自己時，我并不驚訝。 我只希望我能在場看到他吃下我錯誤標(biāo)記為他的腎上腺素的緊急口糧時，他腫脹、扭曲的臉。

6?

By Ravmatur

I have a very good sense of when there's someone watching me.

Which is not a desirable skill in a room with theoretically nobody but you.

我對什么時候有人在看我有很好的感覺。

在一個理論上只有你一個人的房間里，這并不是一個理想的技能。

7?

By sugar-soad

She began to weep and begged me to reconsider, as I told her that it just wasn't working and asked her to get out of the car.

I felt terrible about ending our relationship like this after four years, but hoped that someone else might adopt her from the orphanage.

她開始哭泣，求我重新考慮，因?yàn)槲腋嬖V她，這根本行不通，并請她下車。

四年后，我對這樣結(jié)束我們的關(guān)系感到很糟糕，但希望有人可能從孤兒院收養(yǎng)她。

8?

By brokensilence32

Because today’s work shift felt longer than usual, I checked my watch to see it was somehow still 10:45 after what felt like five hours.

I then looked to the door of my workplace and saw it as the fiery gate it truly was.

因?yàn)榻裉斓墓ぷ鲿r間似乎比平常更長，我查看了一下手表，發(fā)現(xiàn)過去五個小時后，時間仍然是10:45。 然后，我看向工作場所的門，看到它真正的模樣，像是一扇通向烈火之門的門。

9

By Anamolly211

I tried my best not to eat anything with mold.

As the spores started to grow from my head, I knew it was only a matter of time before I became a mindless drone like the rest roaming outside.

我盡力避免吃任何有霉菌的東西。 但當(dāng)孢子從我的頭部開始生長時，我知道我只是時間問題，最終會變成像外面漫游的其他人一樣毫無意識的僵尸。

10?

By Stranger7510

After the crash, I saw a man’s legs on the road in front of my car.

I feared I had run someone over, but then I recognized my shoes.

車禍發(fā)生后，我看到車前面的路上有一條人腿。

我擔(dān)心撞到了人，但后來認(rèn)出了我自己的鞋子。

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