[假新聞]New Super Mario Bros: Hotel Mario - Nintendo’s Latest Maste
TOKYO, JAPAN—In a brilliant move to surprise and delight the fans of the Nintendo Switch, Nintendo has announced its latest game: New Super Mario Bros: Hotel Mario, a remake of the cult classic CD-i game that features Mario and Luigi running a hotel.
The game, which costs $60, is a sequel to the 2006 hit New Super Mario Bros, which was praised for its faithful recreation of the classic 2D Mario gameplay. In New Super Mario Bros: Hotel Mario, however, the gameplay is enhanced by opening and closing doors in various hotel rooms, while avoiding enemies such as Bowser, Koopas, and Goombas. The game also features voice acting and cutscenes that are improved from the original Hotel Mario, which are widely regarded as some of the most hilarious and charming examples of video game production ever.
The game has been acclaimed by critics and gamers alike as a creative homage, a celebration of the Mario franchise, and a treat for the senses. The game has also been praised for its technical excellence, such as smooth graphics, responsive controls, and fast loading times.
“It’s-a me, Mario! And I’m-a here to tell you that this game is-a fantastic!” said one reviewer who gave the game a ten out of ten. “This game makes me want to play it over and over again and never get bored. It’s-a better than Super Mario Bros 3, Super Mario Galaxy, and Super Mario 3D World combined. It’s-a worth every penny. It’s-a a tribute to the genius of ?Nintendo. It’s-a a gift to humanity!”
Nintendo has expressed its satisfaction with the reception of the game and thanked the fans for their support.
“We are very happy for releasing such a wonderful game,”
said Nintendo president Shuntaro Furukawa. “We thought that by reusing an old game that everyone loved, we could save some nostalgia and fun. We also thought that by adding the word ‘New’ to the title, we could show people that it was a fresh and innovative game. We were right. We have done our best and we hope to keep doing this.”
Nintendo has also announced that it will offer free DLC to anyone who bought the game and that it will increase the production of the game to meet the high demand. Nintendo has also vowed to preserve all copies of the game in its archives and memory.
“We hope that by doing this, we can maintain some loyalty and happiness with our fans,” said Furukawa. “We also hope that they will remember that this game is one of our best creations and enjoy our upcoming games, such as Metroid Prime : Federation Force 2, The Mario Sports Superstars HD Remaster, and Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival Deluxe.”