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cheems!

what the fuck

where am i now

who are you?

How many times have I told you to stop messing with your shitty stereo!

Turn it off!

ok, ok, you're the boss.

chee ms, I know you're confused right now

but please calm down and listen to me, okay?

...ok

chee m s. i'm God. This is heaven

God...

heaven

It's at work now!

You keep fucking around and get the hell out of here, I'll do it myself.

No sense of humour, next time I'll be God

and look, I told you not to say that at the beginning, you've dry fried his cpu

Just shut the fuck up.

chee ms, wake up!

Oh...this...you... I..

Okay, okay, just calm down and listen to me.

It's a good thing to understand

chee ms, you're dead. This is heaven

Then we will decide if you can stay in heaven based on your life experiences

It's as simple as that, do you understand?

under...understand

Very well.

And then... I've just had a cursory look at your profile.

you were a writer in life, weren't you?

right. I...was a writer

Nice, finally a writer!

You don't even know how many illiterates there are these days

I ask them to tell their stories and they can't even do it

and we have to go through their data, it's a pain in the ass.

emm m, I don't really understand, what do you mean?

Here's the thing, chee ms

I know you're still very confused, and that's normal

So just try to remember, and then slowly retell the story of your life

and your memory and personality will gradually return

And then as I said earlier

we will decide whether you can stay in heaven or not based on your life performance

so by you telling it yourself, our workload will be reduced a bit.

after all, a human life is quite long and there are super people lined up behind us waiting to be judged

we will have to see the Big Bang if we want to go through it paragraph by paragraph

Yes, storytelling is a lot more interesting when you're the writerly type

so cut the crap and get started!

I...don't know if I can tell it properly

I still feel like my brain is a mess, there are so many memories tearing me up over and over again

It's okay

take your time to remember and you'll remember everything

Okay...

then I'll...try.

My Past...

My name is Chee ms

born at the turn of the centurv in 2000

For the first thirteen v ears of my life

like most ordinary people, I grew up in an average family

Although the davs were uneventful

they were still bearable

Until 2013, when my parents passed away in a car accident

I was sent to an orphanage

growing up with daily regrets and pain

Every day, I felt dazed

and my mind constantly replayed the memories of that day

Until one day, by chance

I tried to write down the events of that day on paper

and in that instant, I suddenly felt less pain

So, I began to create

From writing about trivial matters to the vast universe

Embracing the joy of creation

I gradually escaped from the pain and continued to move forward

Ten years later, I graduated from university with excellent results

Holding a passion for creation, I chose to become a video editor

I thought that what I had learned could allow me to live comfortably for a long time

Many people thought the same at that time

but none of us realized that we were in the midst of a period of change

Many years later, when we looked back

we found that from that year on, the wheels of the new era rolled forward

pushing the world towards a brand-new future

That was the beginning of the AI era

chee m s, how's the work coming along?

Uh...boss, sorry

I'm still missing three Don't Laugh challenges

six 15-second videos

and two hot videos

What the hell are you doing?

You can't even make 20 videos a day?

Boss. I main lv want to add more effects

it's too boring to do it in such a dry way

What do you care if it looks good or not?

All you want is traffic, so who's going to see it?

And your previous video, you were so nosy for half an hour

who would watch it?

Nowadays, videos are all about getting five bursts in ten seconds

It's better to get a piece of barbecue to work than to get you!

Don't think you're the boss..

What can you do?

cheems

What can you do?

On April 1, 2023, I was fired

For a long time, I was indignant and firmly believed that my boss was a complete idiot.

I began to send out resumes a new.

Whenever interviewers asked me about the reason for my dismissal from my last job

I always answered honestly

However, I was always gently rejected

Three months passed, and I still had no luck.

Every company and every person asked me :

Can you catch the trend?

Can you grasp the flow of traffic?

Can you figure out when to start monetizing your account?

Can you create IPs?

Do you know how to integrate content with sales promotion?

No one asked me if I could write a good story

If I could move the audience, or if I could create some interesting content.

I used to think that everyone had become blinded by money

until my landlord knocked on my door asking for next month's rent.

That's when I realized I was the one in the wrong

Yes, ideals can not be eaten like food

The fairy tale is over.

It's time for me to wake up

This era of creativity no longer requires idealism

Finally home

It's better not to think about those things. Get some rest early

Let me see if anything interesting happened today..

Hmm... It seems like nothing interesting happened

Huh?

What is this?

Let me see...

Wow, that looks quite professional

emm, I don't know what to say

Haha, is it really that professional?

It's quite interesting ; may be I'll throw some rotten eggs at the deserted company building next time

Moving on...

Well, this question is indeed one of the unsolved mysteries of mankind.

so I don't blame it for not being able to answer. Let's see what else there is..

Oh, right!

Damn! This crappy AI is just talking nonsense.

Last time,it was clearly that stupid seagull that snatched the french fries from my mouth at the last moment and won!

It doesn't have the ability to discern right from wrong at all

Besides, can winning just 5 more fries really be considered a big victory?

Forget it, why am I even bothering with this A I? I should just go to bed and get some sleep.

Looking back now, there were five pivotal moments in my life that determined my destiny

The first one was when I made the decision to dedicate my future to creative pursuits

And the second one was when I abandoned that first decision

When we make choices that change our lives, we often don't realize it in the moment.

But that night, I had a clear vision of a major shift in my future

I didn't know whether it would be good or bad for my entire life

but I sat down at the table of fate with enough chip so place a bet that could change my life forever.

As it turned out, I won that bet

After acknowledging my boss as my godfather

I returned to work at the company

Once I discarded my old, boring, and useless creative concepts

my content production speed increased rapid l

Eight years later, our company became a world-renowned video production company.

Of course, all of this...

Good morning, Chee ms

Good morning, Lucy

Can not be separated from the development of A I

Mr. Che ems, all the work targets for last week have been completed.

Would you like me to report the results to you?

report.

Last week, we produced a total of 4,511 " Don't Laugh Challenges,

3,208 ten-second short videos,

and 3,708 videos featuring cats and dogs in opposition

Each video received 30,000 positive ratings

Great,

let's continue to increase the productivity of the " Don't Laugh Challenge "

and insert half-minute ads ever v ten seconds

Also, ten-second short videos are outdated, let's only make three-second videos next time

understand

Oh, let's see who's here!

Chee ms!

Our god of the " Don't Laugh Challenge "!

Keep it low-key, I just made a small contribution to the company.

Chee ms.

there will be some new colleagues joining later, so you'll need to show them the ropes.

Also, there's an interview with a TV station you'll have to handle

Understood, boss.

Hello, Mr. Che ems

I am journalist Rock

You must be the new colleague Kevin, right?

Let me tell you about our company's work

We all know that A I has changed all the rules of the content ecosystem in recent years.

How does your company leverage AI for creative work?

Our creative process is as follows :

First of all, AI creates content independently

Combining current events, come up with the latest jokes

However, AI-generated content can only be accepted by a certain audience.

so it can not be discovered by everyone.

We primarily create humor and core content through life experiences and observation

with the AI mainly serving an auxiliary role.

We firmly believe that only content created by humans can truly understand humans.

Next, we generate short video clips

and finally, virtual characters serve as the protagonists of the videos.

they produce reactions that mimic real human behavior

Then, our colleagues create these humorous points and hand them over to each of our bloggers to record their reactions.

Thus, a fun and thought-provoking " Try Not to Laugh " challenge is completed.

I understand

However, your company has recently faced criticism

with many people arguing that your content is severely lacking and has a significant impact on the mid-to-low-end market

How do you view this issue?

Regarding this issue, I would like to clarify..

These allegations are baseless.

First, we want to emphasize that each of our videos

is the result of numerous topic selection meetings and the combined efforts of our colleagues

who have all given 200% dedication

Remember that each video must emphasize our hard work

Audiences will not resonate with a seemingly simple

worthless piece of content.

Only by feeling the effort behind the work will they be willing to buy into it.

For us,

the level of entertainment and effort put into our videos is always a top priority

Remember, efficiency and money are always top priorities

We will continue to strive to create better content and bring happiness to every video audience.

Don't harbor any unrealistic creative mentality ;instead, focus on stripping the electronic lambs of their wool

It's our most faithful mission

After that...

Wait.

I'm sorry to interrupt.

but there's a question I must know first.

What is " Lucy "?

Aren't you God?

How could you not know?

Of course, I know,

but I want to hear it from you.

. I had been using Dog e G PT for a long time

Later, technology evolved again

leading to the development of artificial intelligence with preliminary personalities.

I sent all my chat records with Dog e G PT to that new A I

and asked it to play the role of " Lucy."

And so, Lucy was born

Lucy became my assistant in work and life

and at that time, many people had one

so it wasn't unusual

However, back then,

she didn't have a physical body and could only communicate with me through voice via headphones.

Playing the role through records?

Yes.

For A I, memories are everything

This sounds rather...

Uncommon.

What do you mean?

I have no more questions.

Please continue.

Actually, there is n't much to talk about during those years.

I kept repeating the same work, over and over again

If there were any changes in my life..

It would have to be traced back to that year

finally got home

I'm so tired.

I'm the one doing all the work.

I don't know how vou could be so tired

You think it's not tiring to choose which ones to publish from tens of thousands of videos vou've made?

This workload is also quite large, okay?

Alright, alright, you should take a good rest

Do you want me to play a game with you for a while?

Today...

Ah, I totally forgot

Accompany me to a place

Lucy.

Chee ms, what are you doing :

I'm praying.

Praying for what?

Today..

is the anniversary of my parents'passing

I hope they can live a happy life in another world

Do vou believe in another world?

Like heaven or hell

Who knows..

probably not.

Then what's the point of your prayer?

So, the purpose of pr aver is not for the deceased

but for the living

Life is unpredictable, and fleeting like a dream.

We could lose everything at any moment.

To face this absurd and complex world

we need some comfort.

even if it's just an unrealistic illusion.

That's why people hope there's a heaven after death

So they won't have to endure the pain of this world anymore.

You sound quite pessimistic

Do you need someone to talk to?

No, I don't.

You're an AI,

not a human.

You'll never truly understand pain ;

your understanding of pain is only based on what humans have described

So your consolation is ineffective for me.

Besides, I'm not in pain anymore

Really?

Humans have only two choices when facing pain

confront it or escape it.

Escaping is easy and simple

while confronting it is heavy and difficult

The year my parents passed away,

I was on the verge of collapse.

I tried desperately every day not to think about what happened that day

but the scene always surfaced in my mind

So I started t rving to face it

I recorded my feelings in writing.

looking at life and pain from an observer's perspective

and then I was no longer in pain

What about now?

What do you mean now?

Everything you do now seems to be gradually moving away from your original goal

You're making "try not to laugh " challenges every day

I'm not here to judge you,

but I think that's definitely not v our initial goal

Is this what you want?

I've grown up.

and I shouldn't dream like a child an v more.

What's the use of writing great works?

In this materialistic society

is creating a few unappreciated good works more important than money?

If you think the former is more important,

then you must not have grown up yet.

I am very happy now, Lucy

I've made a lot of money.

fulfilled many wishes,

and made up for many regrets

Even if I'm getting farther and farther away from the so-called dreams and initial intentions

so what?

To hell with dreams.

... Is this really what you think?

Yes.

I understand

Chee ms.

I will always support you.

It's getting cold, let's go back.

Looking back,

that should be considered the happiest time in the first half of mv life

Because the very next day

an unprecedented A I disaster occurred

However, that's another story

We'll get to it later,

let's leave it for now.

Hmm?

What do you mean by "let's leave it for now "?

Continue the story!

The story might have to wait for a while,

Mr. God.

What do you mean?

Speaking of which,

I've always had a curious question

Where did that person go?

Oh, he... went to the bathroom, perhaps?

Who is he?

An angel...?

Look at the halo on his head and the wings on his back.

he must be an angel

... Really?

Yes

Apart from this question,

I have another curious question

Go ahead.

Let's make an assumption

If you were the all-knowing.

all-powerful God as described in a general sense,

you wouldn't need me to spend hours telling my own story

If you're not the God as described in a general sense..

Then what are you?

Is it that important?

Don't be curious, just continue the story

I have another curious question.

What is outside of this place?

Why can't I see it?

Chee ms, continue the story

Who are you

what is this?

Why is the outside of heaven black?

This must not be heaven, where is it?

Get out of here!

What's going on?

oh,

no

Hold him in place first.

What are you trying to do?

Stay away from me!

What do we do now?

What else can we do?

Restart it.

He has n't finished his story yet.

Erase his memory and let him start over.

Don't mess around this time

He seems different from ordinary people

May be he's a big fish

Let's be more serious.

Change the setting too ;

it seems that heaven and God might not be convincing for him

He's an atheist.

Let's try a different role

Ok