01 What do you call a deer with no eye?

(沒有眼睛的鹿 是什么鹿)

No eye deer (No idea).

叫 無眼鹿（不知道）

02 What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?

(一個遲到的番茄會對其他的番茄說什么)

I will ketchup (catch up).

(我能趕上)

(ketchup 蕃茄醬)

03 —I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

—why?

—26個字母我只認(rèn)識25個

—為什么？

—I don't know Y (why)

—我不認(rèn)識Y（我不知道為什么）

（Y與why同音)

04 What do you call a bee from America?

(來自美國的蜜蜂叫什么)

A USB (US bee).

05 How do we count cows?

(牛用什么來數(shù))

With a Cowculator (calculator).

(用“數(shù)牛器”)

(calculator 計算器)

06 Which is faster, hot or cold?

(冷和熱，哪個更快)

Hot. Because you can catch a cold.

(熱更快，因為你能追上冷/會感冒 catch a cold）

07 Why is “dark” is spelled with a “k” not a “c”?

（為什么dark不能寫成 “darc”）

Because you can’t c (see) in the dark.

(因為你在黑暗里看不見啊)

08 Why shouldn’t we give Elsa a balloon?

(為什么不能給艾莎氣球)

Because she will Let It Go.

(因為她會把氣球放了)

(“Let It Go”: 電影Frozen的主題曲)

09 What did my dog say when I asked him the answer for two minus two?

(當(dāng)我問我家的狗2減2等于多少，他說了什么)

He said nothing.

(他什么也沒說 / 他說什么也沒有)

10 Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?

誰和你更親近？媽媽還是爸爸？

Mom is close, because dad is farther.

媽媽更近，因為爸爸更遠(yuǎn)。（Father與Farther諧音）

你猜對了幾個呢？拿去考考你的小伙伴吧。