【明日方舟】英文圣經(jīng)篇 3000塊全沒了!各位喝醉了一定要管好自己,我真服了!
Devote our hearts to Skadi!
(singing)
ummmm~ ah
Hello everyone,this is Yangyan XF
So today I am here for Skadi.
Since we are able to headhunt Kal'tsit, now I am gonna headhunt kal`kas, kal ,the Celtics ... ,charging money to buy 9 thousand or 9 thousand and 3 hundred Originite Prime...?
Oh! What's wrong with me today? I feel headaches and ... I'm sorry for my unconsciousness.
I am to charge 168CNY first, yes 168CNY first.
Having cost my 168CNY, I will take Skadi home.(rapping....which I am unable to tanslate)
OK, Yeah! Yes! ummmm
42 Originite Prime annnnnnnd a Ten-roll Headhunting Permit.
Then I won't talk more and pull a dog.
And do it again now. Come on~ Skadi. Come on~ Skadi!! Come on!!~ Skadi!!! 6-stars! Oh it's a crab.
Oh no!! Why ? Why don't you listen to me, my waifu! That's? all my fault. Oh my waifu, please listen to me.
You don't know that I've been waiting for the headhunting since 2008 in which I can get Kal'tsit.
And today I am eventually able to get... Skadi. Why don't you answer my call?
Again, again! ただいま! Oh, I am really f**ked up by the f**king rate of the game.
I'm gonna drink some water.?
(drinking)
Why is the pure water tasteless? How strange is it that the water is tasteless! (drinking)
There must be something wrong with my taste. F**k it.?
OK. I have no Orundum.?
(laugher like 一方通行Accelerator)
Ah, no Skadi! Why it's you Wendy! I want Skadi not Wendy.
Skadi! You don't know how long I have been waiting for you.
You don't, or at least don't really understand me.
Nor do you understand the Under Tides. But why! Why don't you understand it.
The f**cking Under Tides is all about ,all about the f**king nuclear plant water.
Lately the fucking Japanese have planned to dump the nuclear plant water to the ocean.
Ah! You don't know how evil they are and what devil they can be. You don't understand at all.
I will draw it for you. This is Japan, the Honshu Island, where Tokyo is located.
Here is the east coast of China, and this is the Sea of Japan.
My plan is that we unite together, including the Japanese Arknights players so that we can ... sandwich it like a cheese. I would be better if we can reach this position first and the international doctors, ummm with which we can negotiate , attack here. We can play a trojan horse trick.
Especially once the nuclear plant water is dumped. In fifty days, all will be done.(crying)
Then the Chinese doc... ,no , Chinese Neophocaena the operator Purestream. How many stars does she have? Anyway, she will be no longer. Understand? Yes of course we all do.
Then we can send operator Eyjafjalla to deal with the problem. Ummm, I shouldn't do. OMG, Ah! I have no solution.(crying) Sorry.Sorry.Sorry.Sorry. Eyjafjalla wil be radiated.
Weak! So weak I am! That's all because of our loss of power and strength.
I really don't know what I can do to benefit the situation.
ALL OF US HAVE TO HELP SKADI!
PLEASE! HELP SKADI!!
(crying)
海貓 (he is the game produce of Arknights), 海貓 , are you here with us 海貓 ?
海貓 , Haimao. Are you here with us 海貓 ?
海貓 , you should lead us. Do you know?
海貓 , you should be powerful during such a period. Do you know?
rua牛, you should persuade 海貓 .
I don't want to be so fierce,
but they have forced me to do so.
I am really annoyed.
Charge more money.(singing)
I have nearly forget how to sing the song.
Just now the Live audience asked me to sing DDD the song.
When it comes to Arknights, I really... oh thank you ,thank you for the gift. I have received it.
I have always been listening to such songs in Sichuan and I am familiar with all of them.
And HyperGryph...
Those who knows me well all know my old relationship with 海貓 and rua牛.
I am upright.?
I dk, dk, dk.
You don't understand my suffering since the death of Frostnova.
Since her death my life has been changing for the worse.
I witnessed their existence , the nuclear water! Ah!!
Charge more money.
Really, it is not the time to save money, of couse I can't save money when facing such situations.
The money will be the military expenditure. So this is what we have to spend, understand?
Yes. (crying)
I'll give you all my money, all my money. I'll give you all my money.
I WILL GIVE YOU ALL OF MY MONEY. YEAH. ALL OF THEM.
Understand me? 海貓?Ocean Cat.
And rua牛, I think Arkn... Oh how should I express it.
(sighing)
Hello everyone this is 海貓 , today I was? to headhunt Skadi.
Since I've got her, I am here to buy the shop.
Oh? Yeah! Forever I like Eunec..t..