*這是本人純機翻，有錯誤請私聊指出。本文章無任何表達政治立場、諷刺的內(nèi)容，僅僅是個人創(chuàng)作，靈感來源于《喬總命令往下傳》。

I received a letter from Putin,

我收到一來自普總的信，

It said,sir,l don't want that ,

上面說:“先生，我不想這樣，

But we have some shortages for armyer.”

但我們有些兵員短缺。

It's time for you to go into battle,

是時候讓你上戰(zhàn)場了，

I know you're fifty years old,

我知道你已經(jīng)五十歲，

But I'm going to send you to Ukraine.

但是我要送你去巫課藍。"

Vladimir Putin. told the nation

普總對全國說：”

This is not our rout,

這不是我們的潰敗，

It's just the enemy's death throes,

這只是敵人的垂死掙扎，

Just to win my “justice” war,

為了贏得我的“正義”站針，

l'm sending 20000 more,

我要再派兩萬人，

To help me save Ukraine from Ukrainians.

從巫課藍人手中拯救巫課藍。

And,so I made it to Ukraine

于是我趕到了巫課藍

It's time to surround again

是時候再來一次包圍了

I was sent to the army at the front

我被派往前線的軍隊

We drive around in our Armored vehicles

我們開著裝甲車到處跑

Listen to the defeat of the steel plant

聽到鋼鐵廠終于被攻下

We don't feel a hint of happiness

我們沒有一絲慶幸

Vladimir Putin. told the nation

普總對全國說：”

This is not our rout,

這不是我們的潰敗，

It's just the enemy's death throes,

這只是敵人的垂死掙扎，

Just to win my “justice” war,

為了贏得我的“正義”站針，

l'm sending 20000 more,

我要再派兩萬人，

To help me save Ukraine from Ukrainians.

從巫課藍人手中拯救巫課藍。

The war went on for months

站針持續(xù)了好幾月

We travel through our veins

我們在血管里穿梭

But then it stalled

然后又停滯不前

The Ukrainian army began a new counteroffensive

巫課藍開始了新的反攻

Where is Nazis？Where's our enemy？

我們的敵人那稅在哪里？

Where is our favorite KGB？

我們最愛的特工成員在哪？

The guy who may be re-elected until 2036

那個可能連任到2036年的家伙。

Vladimir Putin. told the nation

普總對全國說：”

This is not our rout,

這不是我們的潰敗，

It's just the enemy's death throes,

這只是敵人的垂死掙扎，

Just to win my “justice” war,

為了贏得我的“正義”站針，

l'm sending 20000 more,

我要再派兩萬人，

To help me save Ukraine from Ukrainians.

從巫課藍人手中拯救巫課藍。

If you see a picture of your wife

如果你看著妻子的照片

Want to know who forced you to come

想知道是誰強迫你過來

Wonder why "fight fast" became like this

想知道“速戰(zhàn)速決”怎么變成這樣

You feel that you are unlucky

你覺得你非常不幸

This is related to those "Polish Ukrainian ”troops

這與那些“波蘭籍烏軍”有關(guān)

The NATO is the reason you were defeated

北方的條約就是你被擊敗的原因

But,Vladimir Putin. told the nation

但是，普總對全國說：”

This is not our rout,

這不是我們的潰敗，

It's just the enemy's death throes,

這只是敵人的垂死掙扎，

Just to win my “justice” war,

為了贏得我的“正義”站針，

l'm sending 20000 more,

我要再派兩萬人，

To help me save Ukraine from Ukrainians.

從巫課藍人手中拯救巫課藍。