Promo Data

Title:

"I am a scumbag, and I'm damn proud of it"

Worker(s):

MJF, Lexy Nair

Date:

08.02.2023

Promotion:

All Elite Wrestling

Event:

AEW Dynamite #175 - Championship Fight Night?(Card with guide)

Promo

[Lexy Nair is backstage, standing in front of a door that is blocked by a security guard]

Lexy Nair:?"I'm here, outside of MJF's locker room, trying to get a word after his brutal attck on Takeshita--?[MJF, yelling from behind the door: 'Hey, let her in!' Security opens the door, and Nair walks in]

MJF:?[to Nair]?"Hey, let her in! C'mon sweetheart, right here. Sit down.?[to camera]?Takeshita, everybody was talking about you like you were the next big thing, and I'll give you credit big man you're really good, but you're no match for a generational talent such as myself. But don't blame yourself bud, nobody is. Bryan Danielson, you treat me like I'm some sort of scumbag. These fans treat me like I'm a scumbag. You know I don't know if you people hate me because I'm twisted, or if I became twisted because you people hate me, but here's what I do know. I know that a man does not know what he is truly made of until he is met with adversity. I remember the first time I was! Oh yeah Lexy Nair! It was Junior year of high school, and boy-oh-boy was I a speed demon. I loved whipping around?[in]?my beautiful blue Camaro, and I just kept getting speed ticket, after speed ticket, after speed ticket. And eventually, I was only one point away from getting my license revoked.

And then Junior prom hit. Me and my football buddies, we showed up in our Letterman's and we hooked up with all the fine hotties Long Island has to offer. But there was one girl in particular - for legal reasons let's call her Liv - man, she was my high school crush. She was perfect. I saw her across the dance floor, beautiful sun-kissed brown skin, amazing light-brown eyes, short curly brown hair, and the most infectious smile you've ever seen. She was perfect. So I walked up to her and I said, 'Baby, let's go for a spin.' We hoped in my beautiful blue Camaro, I got to driving, and she got to...?[MJF does a sexual gesture mimicking a blowjob]?distracting me. Once she finished that up, I decided it was time to put the pedal to the medal and unfortunately that night it was raining like cats and dogs. We then hydroplaned. And we went roaring, spinning off the road. I panicked - I went to put my foot on the breaks, and instead I hit the accelerator. And at ninety miles an hour, BOOM! We hit a telephone pole.

When I woke up and I came to, I tasted pennies in my mouth - I didn't know why. I was confused. I was concussed. I looked down, my hands were covered in blood, and I looked at my sweet Liv. Her head had cracked my windshield. She was not moving at all, and I put my finger underneath her nose and thank God she was breathing. And then off in the distance, police sirens began to roar. There it was, 'Dragon': Adversity. At that moment, I found out what type of man I am. You wanna know who I am, 'Dragon'? I'm the type of guy who grabbed Liv's lifeless body, and switched seats with her, so when the cops showed up... I wasn't the one driving.

In this life, there are WINNERS and there are LOSERS! The history books don't care how you get the job done! You wanna talk about exposing me, 'Dragon'? Tonight, I expose YOU! You will be met with adversity and everybody watching at home will know that you don't have the guts, you don't have temerity, you don't have the balls, to do what it takes to be a winner! There will be no match on March 5th at Revolution! There will be no Iron Man Match! And you will never, ever, come close?[MJF proceeds to kiss his world title belt]?to holding the grandest prize of them all: the Triple B!?[big burberry belt]?Because yes Bryan, I am a scumbag, and I'm damn proud of it."