狂強(qiáng)的EVA同人，就是翻譯不能啊-->ralf轉(zhuǎn)移 作者：Jeffrey ?| EVA研究站

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EVA: He's an angel

Asuka: Shinji's an Angel!!!

Misato: Yeah, of course he is. He's always sweet.

Asuka: No!!! He's an Angel. Like in a bad Angel.

Misato: You mean like the Fallen one, Lucifer? He's considered a bad angel...but I wouldn't necessarily consider Shinji that kind of angel.

Asuka: No!!!! Shinji is an 'Angel'.

Shinji: (Enters room)Thank you. I never knew you considered me that way.

Misato: Shinji, I think Asuka is starting to get used to you.

Asuka: Argh!!! No I don't. Shinji's an 'Angel'!!!

Shinji: And once again, Thank You.

Asuka: Argh!!!!!

Misato: (To Shinji)I guess you're wearing her down. There have been very few people in my life I would consider and angel.

Shinji: (To Asuka)Thanks for the compliment. You....you're very nice also.

Misato: Like an angel.(Smiles)

Shinji: Yeah, like an angel. (Smiles)

Asuka: Get away from me you freak!

Shinji: Why are you calling me a freak?

Misato: Yeah, what gives? You just considered Shinji here an angel.

Asuka: Not that kind of angel!!!

Misato: But he's not like Lucifer.

Shinji: Perhaps she thinks I'm like like that 'One winged angel'

Misato: Sepheroth?

Shinji: No, I mean the angel, 'Flutters'

Asuka: No. You're not an angel.

Shinji: But you just said I was an angel.

Asuka: No. Not that kind of angel. And 'Angel'.

Shinji: Thank you.

Asuka: No. Those things that come down from the sky!!!

Misatoi: Yeah, that's an angel. They have a harp, and a halo over their heads, and wings.

Shinji: Not unless Asuka considers me 'Flutters' That would mean I would have only one wing.

Misato: Like Sephiroth.

Shinji: No. The music that's played is called 'One winged angel'. Sephiroth isn't an angel.

Asuka: But Shinji is!!!!

Shinji: Thank you (Smiles)

Asuka: Argh!!!!

Misato: I think Asuka considering you an angel is perfect way to sum you up. You really are kind, and gentle, and caring...just like an angel.

Shinji: (Blushing)T-thank you.

Asuka: You disgust me, Shinji, you know that?

Shinji: B-but didn't you just consider me an angel? I thought people liked angels.

Asuka: Not the 'Angel' I'm refering to.

Misato: But Shinji isn't like Lucifer.

Shinji: Nor 'Flutters' right?

Misato: Nor Sephiroth.

Shinji: Misato-san, Sephiroth isn't an angel. He's a bad guy.

Asuka: Just like Shinji.

Misato: But you just said Shinji is an angel, and angels are good guys, except for Lucifer that is.

Shinji: And Sephiroth IF he was considered an angel.

Asuka: Argh!!!!

Shinji: You should calm down, Asuka, you might develope a headache.

Misato: You see, isn't Shinji the sweetest? (Smiles)

Shinji: Yeah, like an angel (Smiles)

Misato: Yeah, like an angel. And we have Asuka here to thank for pointing that out.

Asuka: He's not that kind of angel. He's an 'Angel'!!!! Those this that we battle in our EVAs.

Misato: No, that's the wrong kind of angel you're thinking about. Those 'Angels' are bad.

Asuka: Which is what Shinji is...

Shinji: An angel.

Asuka: Yes.

Shinji: That comes down from the sky.

Asuka: Yeah.

Shinji: That has a harp and wings and halo over their head.

Asuka: Yeah....

Shinji: Thank you.

Asuka: (Realizes)Hey....

(Fade to black)

<End for now>

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