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TrackStarAA1
Now I know where the sweating meme came from.

我總算整明白我出汗的毛病是哪來的了

Kanye East
"Porn? What's por- oh pornography?" Lmao trying to act dumb

“色情?什么是色情?”哈哈哈 試圖裝傻

zombie -orchestra
@Kanye East Really? I thought he was just being completely innocent and sincere.

真的嗎?我以為他只是完全的天真和真誠

Kanye East
Yeah me too at first! isn't it wonderful how we both think alike??

是的，一開始我也是這么認(rèn)為!

lyfe 1zruff
lol he tried to act like he didnt even know what porn was lol

哈哈 他試圖表現(xiàn)得他甚至不知道什么是色情 笑死我了

Jeffrey Wang
It's more just that he's stalling for time to think up something.

更重要的是，他在拖延時(shí)間，也許能想出點(diǎn)什么其他說辭

Mahmudul Haque
The man who invented “private mode” deserves a Nobel peace prize.

發(fā)明“私人模式”的人應(yīng)該拿到諾貝爾和平獎(jiǎng)

9boomerang
Gosh, i have an operation and have to stay in the hospital. I watched some of K&P sketches just to kill time. It's such a bad idea. I laughed harder than I should and it actually creates more pains than the operation itself lol.

天哪，我要?jiǎng)邮中g(shù)了，必須住院
我看了一些視頻只是為了消磨時(shí)間，這真是個(gè)壞主意
我笑的太厲害了，這造成了比手術(shù)本身更多的痛苦，哈哈

Josh Lucas
6 years later and I still don’t know how they got that water shooting out his head like a whale lol

6年過去了，我還是不知道他們是怎么讓水
像鯨魚一樣從他的腦袋里噴出來的，哈哈

atrocious _ pr0xy
the projectile sweat at the end was the full load, bro. lmao.. and man was so calm even though his whole face is bursting.. dang. my wife walked in on me the other day AS i'm about done with "it".. i locked my phone and pretended to be asleep, but the audio from the video still played. BUSTED

看看最后噴出的汗水， 哈哈
這個(gè)男人是如此的平靜，但是他的整個(gè)臉都要炸開了
前幾天，我剛用“它”干完那事兒，我妻子突然走進(jìn)來。我馬上鎖上了手機(jī)，假裝睡著了
但是視頻的音頻仍然在播放，我被逮個(gè)正著

gillie
That last bit when SHE starts sweating is seriously like every guys worst nightmare.?

當(dāng)最后一刻她也開始流汗了，那簡直是每個(gè)男人最可怕的噩夢

DrDomich
I wonder how they made that sweating effect? It looks perfect.

我想知道他們是怎么做到出汗效果的？ 看起來很完美。

Dominic Perez
Oh my God the struggle is real! XD I hope this doesn't happen to me.

啊 天哪 這很真實(shí)，我希望這不要發(fā)生在我身上

Nick Frsh
The thing about incognito is that it makes me feel like there's a group of people ready to judge me for what I am about to watch...

我用隱身模式的原因，是我覺得好像有一群人準(zhǔn)備根據(jù)我要看的內(nèi)容來評(píng)判我..

Steven
This is why my wife and I have our own computer lol

這就是為什么我和我妻子都擁有各自電腦的原因 哈哈

Sam Moir
His sweat is off the chart and hers at the end made me die of laughter

他的汗量太大了
她最后的那句話讓我笑死了

April Vaca
OMG, I could not stop laughing and rewatching. This skit was freaking funny as hell

我的天啊，我不停地笑，不停地看。這個(gè)太好玩了

Torper Vazquez
When my brother take a see in my storage contain with downloaded pics and i be like

當(dāng)我哥哥在我的存儲(chǔ)容器中看到我下載的圖片時(shí)
我就像。。。。。

Deception The Introvert God
This skit demonstrates how I feel When someone starts looking through my phone

這個(gè)短劇展示了當(dāng)有人開始看我的手機(jī)時(shí)我的感受

Kendo121
my face hurts when I watch this, I cant stop laughing

看這個(gè) 我的臉都笑疼了，根本停不下來

Moja
I can't even remember the last time I had to check my browser history..

我甚至不記得上次檢查瀏覽器歷史記錄是什么時(shí)候了

acidic-awakening
thats why you just use an incognito window or just clear just the porn from your history

這就是為什么你要使用隱身或者從你的歷史中清除色情內(nèi)容

Steve Hahn
Ladies, if your man clears history, it means he cares and loves you enough not wanting you to get hurt.?

女士們，如果你的男人清除了瀏覽歷史，則意味著他非常關(guān)心和愛你，不希望你受到傷害

Joseph Summers
Glad I have my own laptop... with my own password... and no one knows the password except me so no one can log on unless I log on for them...

幸好我有自己的筆記本電腦……有我自己的密碼…除了我沒人知道密碼，所以沒人能登錄，除非我?guī)退麄兊卿洝?/p>

Lawrence Perteet
what is S&M?

啥是SM？

Mark Bernal
lol "Worse than horses!?" and the stream of sweat sprouts from his head.

哈哈，“比馬還糟!?”汗珠從他的腦袋上冒了出來

mc12358
My solution: don't look at porn

我的解決方案：別看色情片

Faddah Grade
Lmaoo dude could've watered the lawn with that sprinkler on his head.

哈哈，那家伙可以用他頭上的灑水器給草坪澆水。

TurboThunderGaming
holy shit I'm laughing, I can't stop.

天啊，我在笑，停不下來了

Sheriff K
You can always choose to clear the History from the last hour...

你可以選擇清除過去一小時(shí)的歷史記錄

marcus jone
So weird i had the same talk with my wife lol

真奇怪，我和我妻子也這么說，哈哈

Marvin8861
Now they have the setting where you can clear just the last hour. Lets be real that was invented specifically to hide porn from your girlfriend.

現(xiàn)在他們有了可以選擇清除過去一小時(shí)的歷史記錄這個(gè)功能
這是專門為了向女友隱藏色情內(nèi)容而發(fā)明的

Deena Price
I have no idea what incognito mode is, but I'm going to look that up now after this.

我還不知道什么是隱身模式，但我現(xiàn)在要查一下

Marcus Eaton
always clear your history by slecting only the websites you want gone or it will just look suspicious?

只要清除你看的那個(gè)網(wǎng)站就可以了
如果總是清除所有記錄，這會(huì)讓你看起來很可疑

MezzoForte4
It really shouldn't be taboo anymore. But yeah, I use incognito too.

這應(yīng)該也不是什么禁忌吧，不過我還是會(huì)用隱身模式

Kyle Ongsing
lol

哈哈

Jonathan Pelissier
Her facial expressions really drives it home.

她的面部表情很能說明問題

izik jaarola
Like if u've gone through the same thing

這就像是你也經(jīng)歷過同樣的事情

gibbitup
LMAOOO oh mannn that was hilarious. I loved his expression during the whole thing

哈哈 太有趣了 我特別喜歡他的表情

kechbr
lol they both need to see a doctor about their sweating

哈哈，他們都需要醫(yī)生來解決他們出汗的問題

Re San
This is one of my favorite.?

這是我最喜歡的之一

ogkachris78
Omg I died watching this one

天哪，這快要把我笑死了

Evelyn Flores
I have never laughed so hard over a video lol

從沒有其他視頻能讓我笑的這么厲害

valeyon101
My only question is what was he watching? bruh?

我唯一的一個(gè)問題是，他到底看了什么？

mannequinfukr
luckily only 3 friends of mine know what porn I watch (it wasn't mentioned on the video)

幸運(yùn)的是，只有我的3個(gè)朋友知道我看什么色情片

David Le
What does she mean "horses"?

她說的“馬”這是什么意思？

Jeremy Crisostomo
i'm no doctor, but I think they have a sweating problem

我不是醫(yī)生，但是我想他們都有出汗的問題

Tora Chan
No matter who you are, there is always a guy that is better than you. And your woman will be fantasizing about him while she is with you, because I guarantee you that you were not her first choice :)

不管你是誰，總有比你更好的人
當(dāng)和你在一起的時(shí)候，你的女人總會(huì)對他充滿幻想
因此我向你保證你不是她的第一選擇

watch me whip bruh
Just because it happens to you, doesn't mean it happens to us.?

這只會(huì)發(fā)生在你的身上，我們不會(huì)發(fā)生

Elijah Haywood
Depends on the girl, if you're the best she's ever had, then she's thinking about you.

這取決于女孩，如果你是她有過的最好的，那么她會(huì)想你

Tora Chan
@blublast3 If chicken is the best meat you've ever had, that doesn't mean you can't go for steak

如果雞肉是你吃過的最好的肉，那并不意味著你不能吃牛排

Est199X
This is why incognito mode was made on chrome.

這就是為什么chrome設(shè)置了隱身模式

GreekFreakyJoker
Oh my god. what is worse than horses!!?!?!? XD XD

哦,我的天哪。還有什么是比馬更糟糕呢？

AyyGin
@GreekFreakyJoker I can think of something worse than horses, that shit would get you arrested.

我能想到比馬更糟糕的東西，那種東西會(huì)讓你被捕的

Seoung Lee
there is no way this girl knows that much about cache & cookies in a browser

這個(gè)女孩對瀏覽器中的緩存和Cookie知之甚少

He Who Battles
The real question here isn't whether or not he was watching porn, but "Why does he only have one computer?"

這里真正的問題不是他是否在觀看色情影片，而是“為什么他只有一臺(tái)電腦？”

Jacob Tenace
What? Did anyone else see the water firing out of one spot of his head?

什么？ 有沒有其他人看到他的頭在噴水

Steven Bailey
"Sometimes there's a setting that clears the cache and cookies every time you close the browser."

有時(shí)會(huì)有一個(gè)設(shè)置，在每次關(guān)閉瀏覽器時(shí)清除緩存和cookie。

Barnibus Snaples
Whenever someone asks to use my computer they always notice me clearing my history. :(

每當(dāng)有人要求使用我的電腦時(shí)，他們總是會(huì)注意到我在清除我的歷史記錄

lampuiho
clearing history doesn't work because I save all my videos.

清除歷史記錄無效，因?yàn)槲冶４媪怂幸曨l

Michael Philpott
It okay you watching porn. As long it not anything weird stuff. Then what the point

好的，你可以看色情片， 只要沒有什么奇怪的東西， 這沒什么問題

Phillip McLeod
Real men don't use incognito mode or clear their history. They watch without a care in the world.

真正的男人不會(huì)使用隱身模式或清除自己的歷史記錄。 他們應(yīng)該無所顧忌地觀看

Merp
...I was not expecting that. Could not stop laughing.

我沒料到結(jié)尾，我忍不住笑了

Gamerspot0
I don't get the ending. So what she's cheating on him?

我沒搞懂結(jié)局，所以她在欺騙他？

Henrique Pt
+Gamerspot0 she is not thinking about him when they are doing it.

他們在做那事的時(shí)候，她腦子里想的不是他

Stupendous Jia
never have i EVER seen a sprinkler coming from a guy's head

我從來沒見過一個(gè)男人的頭會(huì)像噴嘴一樣噴水

Rene Cruz
I can't even take my laptop to get fixed cuz it failed before I could dexe all the damn porn on it.?

我甚至不能把我的筆記本電腦拿去修理
該死的 因?yàn)樗谖覄h除所有色情片之前就壞了

Wilson
that's why never get a tech-savvy wife

這就是為什么我永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)去找一個(gè)精通科技的妻子