A blond decides to go ice fishing one day. She takes her stool and her fishing pole onto the ice, and cuts a big hole. Then a voice says:

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

一個(gè)金發(fā)外國(guó)人決定要去冰上釣魚(yú)。她拿上她的工具和釣魚(yú)竿去了冰上，并鑿出了一個(gè)大洞。然后聽(tīng)見(jiàn)一個(gè)聲音說(shuō)：

"冰～下～面～沒(méi)～有～魚(yú)！"

Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole. Again, the voice said:

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

這個(gè)外國(guó)人很疑惑，把她的工具挪動(dòng)了100尺，再次坐下來(lái)，準(zhǔn)備再鑿一個(gè)洞的時(shí)候。再一次地，有個(gè)聲音說(shuō)：

"冰～下～面～沒(méi)～有～魚(yú)！"

Clearly flustered, she moves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger. Again, the voice boomed:

"FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

姑娘有點(diǎn)慌了，她將工具挪到最后這個(gè)點(diǎn)上，坐下來(lái)，拿起了她的螺絲鉆。再一次地，聲音響起：

“最～后～說(shuō)～一～次！冰～下～面～沒(méi)～有～魚(yú)！”

Finally, she can't take it. She cries out, "God, is that you?"

她終于承受不住了，叫了出來(lái)，“是你嗎？神？”

"NO, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK"

“不，我是這個(gè)曲棍球冰場(chǎng)的主人。”