聲明

1、本專(zhuān)欄會(huì)有敏感詞匯，本人將其用星號(hào)屏蔽

2、本模組因?yàn)闆](méi)有英文字幕，所以把本人所知道的英文字幕以及翻譯都打了下來(lái)，但是稍微打的不好，請(qǐng)見(jiàn)諒

3、本專(zhuān)欄正片的格式是這樣的：

　　　　　[02:02] Testing　測(cè)試

　　　　　? ?↑時(shí)長(zhǎng)

本模組中所選的曲目

第一關(guān)：Unfortunate（不幸）

第二關(guān)：Voices（聲音）

第三關(guān)：Chillin（放松）

正片

Phase 1　第一關(guān)

Before Start　開(kāi)始前

There is f**k cool on TV. *Turn to the next channel* And now I'm hungry, f**k you, Gordon Andy.　電視中有湯姆那么好的節(jié)目 *換到下一頻道* 現(xiàn)在我餓了 去你的吧 Gordon Andy

Wait, what's in the fridge again? *Look through the fridge* Oh, that's right. F**k off.　等一下 冰箱里面有什么呢 *查看冰箱* 那很好 滾開(kāi)

Looks like I have to walk... *Being invisible*　看起來(lái)我還要去一趟啊 *逐漸消失*

Of course it has to stop f**king raining when I leave the house.　這當(dāng)然在我離開(kāi)這個(gè)房子的時(shí)候雨就應(yīng)該湯姆的停下來(lái)了

Yo, whatup? I'm a robber. I'm here to take you s**t.　喲怎么了 我是個(gè)搶劫犯 我來(lái)這是想搶走你的東西

What? Why you have such a masculine voice when you're female?　什么 為什么你是個(gè)女的并且和我的聲音一樣

Shut up, s-shut up...　把 把嘴 把嘴閉上

Give me all your money, everything and empty your pockets, give me all of it. I am the stabby robber. I'm here to stab you.　把你所有的錢(qián)以及所有的東西都給我 把你口袋的東西都掏空 我是個(gè)撒人搶劫犯 我來(lái)這兒是要撒了你的

Look, lo-look at my knife! Look at my knife! *Sounds of the knife-sticking*　 看好啊 看好我的刀啊 *模仿撒人的聲音*

Wow, it... actually it's kinda impressive with the... it's a nice-looking knife.　哇哦 這 拿著那么好看的刀 確實(shí)是很讓人印象深刻

Oh, thank you. WAITＡMINUTE! You're trying to distract me!　哦謝謝 等等 你想分散我注意力?

Look man, I just want to go get my food. I'm broke, I'm... I'm like... getting cheap fast food at this like a cheap store.　你看伙計(jì) 我只是想得到食物 我就是 就是想在一家便宜的小店里得到便宜的食物

I don't care! I-I'm the robber! You...you give me everything you have!　我不管 我是個(gè)搶劫犯 你趕緊把所有的東西都給我

But that's... that's how it works, right?　但就是這樣的 對(duì)不

Uh... no!　額 不是

While Playing　開(kāi)始時(shí)

[01:21] Wait, why the f**k am I singing again?　等等 我還要唱一遍是為了什么

[01:32] Oh wait, I have a gun. *Shoot!*　哦等等 我有槍

[01:34] *Groaning* F**king... oww! Why'd you do that?! What's your f**king problem?! And a knife you brought... you shot a f**king gun into my harley! How the f**k... oww! You d**k!　*呻吟中* 湯姆的 你為什么要那樣做 儂腦子是不是瓦特了 你湯姆拿著槍打中我的腿 你怎么 奧 你個(gè)小可愛(ài)

[01:51] Ah, you can't... ah... the f**king kills! Snnfffff! *Keep groaning*　你不能 撒了我 斯哈 *繼續(xù)呻吟*

[02:00] What the f**k is going on?!　這湯姆是怎么回事

Phase?2　第二關(guān)

D**n, I just killed someone. Anyway, uh, I... f**k, I don't know, ice-cream or a pizza man?　可惡 我只是撒了一個(gè)人 總之呢 我 我不知道 要披薩還是冰淇淋呢

(A demon on his left side)?You should go...?*Cough* you should go get some pizza! You'll love lt! F**k ice-cream!?。ㄓ袗耗г谒淖筮叄┠阈枰?*咳嗽* 你需要得到披薩 你會(huì)喜歡的 去湯姆的冰淇淋吧

(An angel?on his?right?side)?No, get ice-cream!　（有天使在他的右邊）不 要得到冰淇淋

Okay, what the f**k? 　好吧 什么鬼

Phase?3　第三關(guān)

(He's talking about the channel on TV, but I don't know what he's saying)?。ㄋ谡?wù)撽P(guān)于電視節(jié)目 但我不知道他具體在說(shuō)什么）

The End　劇終