【全明星】海草舞 Mglish翻譯
內(nèi)個……首先我知道你們想問什么
女裝正在找了別催了= =……
不知道這是什么flag的可以翻一哈我2月的動態(tài)……
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咳咳，正片如下。
視頻鏈接：
https://www.bilibili.com/video/av20498975/
Mglish翻譯：
我不能打工 Working? tan90°
我不能打工 Working? tan-90°
我不能打工 Working？-tan90°
我不能打工 Working? -tan-90° //tan三角函數(shù)變形，敲黑板，考試要考的
不可能打工 Working? Kizuna-ai gets chicken dinner. //愛醬是不可能吃雞的！
8848不能打工 Working? (-8848)!
不可能打工 Working? Hua Q!
我盧本偉不能打工 Working? Lubenwei Lowbility!
絕不可能打工 Working? Luwei is still alive.
給五百萬才能打工 Only 500w could let me work.
人生呀 Life!
凄慘吶 It sucks!
歌唱生涯 Singing?
結(jié)束嗎 It's In The End.
金坷垃 GKL!
沒用啦 No NPK now.
不如一起 來搞基 Better to cum here & be a gay.
在這我想大力出奇跡 "R u ready for miracle?" I said.
大年三十對你們放屁 New Year's Eve we're f**kin' c*ming.
你看挖掘機(jī)放屁技術(shù)升級 Look! Blue-sh*t is updating!
加了特技 Duang~~
從那里打到這里 From here to there,
讓你他娘的死無葬身之地 attack me everywhere but give me nowhere.
這時候你們需要在這里 Now u need to say
大喊盧本偉牛逼 /* 這里盧本偉指前文的挖掘機(jī) */ "50%faker guability!"
現(xiàn)在向我們走來的是 Let's very welcome......
嬉皮笑臉的采花賊 happy happy Pgone.
他們活力充沛 眾望所歸 They're energetic, being focus on.
關(guān)鍵詞還是搞gay The point is still gay.
你沒有搞gay No gays?
你不會啵嘴 No gains.
他們十五歲就開派對 In yr 15, party night hole days.
從南到北不覺得累 Never tired, from S to N.
所以你他娘的要加強(qiáng)防備 So keep yr determined, you human.
今晚八點準(zhǔn)時搞渣渣輝 When 8 o'clock, do u like van you xi.
是兄弟就搞gay everyday You, my homie, gay me everyday.
不停歇 Try to be the No.1. /* 1加粗 */
如果感覺自己不夠強(qiáng)大 Lose yr determined? Can't beat the Murad?
那就別再猶豫來氪金吧 QB, wanna have a try? ——Ma Huateng //馬化騰：Q幣了解一下
所以問題不大 I got sick,
有錢就花 a case of money. /* the sick named money斜體，病名為錢 */
裝逼才是你的想法 Zhuangbility is my skill.
天蒼蒼 So large the sky!
野茫茫 Such a great field!
快樂老家 Micky Mouse Clubhouse //整句斜體，意思為米奇妙妙屋
在何方 Sit inside pls, my friend.
在哪里 Time after time,
見過你 I held u in my mind.
既然相遇 As we meet together,
來裝逼 I would teach you some elder experience.
//（中間很長一段類音mad）
別人笑我太瘋癲 Someone say I'm a loser,
我笑他沒碰過錢 but I mean it is so poor.
各位鄉(xiāng)親 各位父老 Ladies and gentleman,
現(xiàn)在就開始有點騷 now let's play a game.
別問我為什么不笑 Y I can't laugh?
因為我 照樣風(fēng)騷 'cause danmu would say 233333.
我們知識分子有節(jié)操 We young people need to learn a more thing...
有錢給點 沒錢就拉倒 Show me the money, or say 666. //老規(guī)矩show me the money斜體
不要問我為什么自豪 Don't ask me Y I'm so proud,
因為沒哭就值得驕傲 because I shouldn't be alive. //I shouldn't be alive 斜體
大水沖了龍王廟 Tsunami has destoryed the Dragon King Temple,
你的丁丁竟然有這么吊 Y yr brother is so diao.
老夫看你骨骼驚奇 I see you have an amazing body,
定然是萬中無一的SB so u must be a Master.
聽說你會下棋 Come here! Lancer!
不行 Nope
聽說你會吔屎 Come here! Saber!
可以 Yes~ yes~ yes~ yes~ yes~~~~ Yes!
接下來就讓我們進(jìn)入精彩的 Now it's time for our
動次打次地吔屎時間 Beautiful Cooking! //斜體，美女廚房！食咗入廠！
在這暗黑山林日復(fù)一年 In the deep dark forest fantasies,
為了維持生活不得不冒險 I have to catch that dear for protein.
但愿能尋找摩的騎出 這片天 Hope oneday I can steal a motor, then go outside.
雖然這個舞臺不夠燦爛 Although it's not shining enough in society,
但是至少它的名字叫做B站 the name, bilibili, is why I'm here.
所以掀起波瀾 So pls put yr hands up!
突破艱難 Overcome it!
實現(xiàn)自己心中夢想 Try to achieve everyone's dream.
人生呀 Life!
凄慘吶 It's a hard work!
想要腎好 Have a good liver,
喝腎寶 you need to get asleep early.
玩游戲 Do u like what u see?
很暴力 That's too much seconds time here!
來鬼畜區(qū) Better to kichiku,
來搞基 here's yr happy home.
看完投幣 Bilibili coins.
沒問題 I need it!! Pls!! gzly!!
花Q Hana Q!
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鏈接：AV20498975
順便感謝@萌龍少主 給我想出來Mglish這個標(biāo)簽23333，以后我都用這個標(biāo)簽來發(fā)專欄啦hhh
