{"ops":[{"insert":"欸~又是喜聞樂見的拖更~\n過年跟沙雕網(wǎng)友們搓游戲高低有點(diǎn)上頭，屬于是把更桃文的事給忘了，雖然更了也沒什么人看就是了。\n哦對(duì)了，泰坦隕落2一折特賣入手了，明天我開播打劇情，感興趣的可以來我直播間湊個(gè)熱鬧。\n好了，閑話少說，疊甲，進(jìn)正文！\n渣文筆警告，ooc警告\n\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"cut-off"},"insert":{"cut-off":{"type":"4","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/4adb9255ada5b97061e610b682b8636764fe50ed.png"}}},{"insert":"書接上文\n清晨，休伯利安，麗塔休息室。\n“啊~哈欠~睡的真香”白毛少女從熟睡中醒來\n“說起來，我記得之前是被麗塔下藥了來著？”隨著意識(shí)逐漸清醒，離譜的記憶開始接入大腦，而我為了理清現(xiàn)實(shí)開始喃喃自語。\n“欸~？麗塔呢？這才幾點(diǎn)就去工作了嗎？”我伸手向身旁摸去，并沒有摸到意料中的香香軟軟的女仆小姐。\n“emmm幾點(diǎn)了”突然想到什么似的，我抓起了一旁的鬧鐘。\n“我**，十點(diǎn)了！還沒去艦橋打卡！遲到了！歇逼了，被扣工資了！”\n“什么東西在鬧鐘后面這么扎手”\n“紙條？”\n帶著薔薇香氣的紙條上是雋秀工整的字跡：［艦長，不要著急，我已經(jīng)幫您進(jìn)行工作打卡了，打卡照片嘛，當(dāng)然是您的睡顏照片了；還有，昨天的事要負(fù)責(zé)喲］\n“啊~雖然睡顏照片打卡這件事多少沾點(diǎn)離譜，但好歹不會(huì)扣工資了”我直接在心中瘋狂感謝麗塔。\n“好了，起床，上班，開始摸魚！”沐浴在“清晨”陽光中的少女以不可思議的速度更衣，洗漱然后猛的拉開房門。\n房門外與艦長撞個(gè)滿懷的是一個(gè)意料之外情理之中的少女——幽蘭戴爾。\n“幽蘭戴爾？你怎么在這？”\n［只要我不尷尬，尷尬的就是別人］本著這樣的想法我直接反客為主的搶先問道。\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“艦長，這話好像應(yīng)該是我來問你”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"很顯然，天命第一的S級(jí)女武神并不會(huì)被這種程度的情況尬住。"},{"insert":"\n“啊？我？沒什么，沒事，我就溜達(dá)”\n當(dāng)破釜沉舟的心態(tài)被反制，那她不尷尬就是我尷尬。\n我強(qiáng)烈的求生欲不斷暗示我［昨天的事絕對(duì)不能被幽蘭戴爾知道］\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“哦？是么？”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"幽蘭戴爾略帶懷疑的打量著我，并且視線不斷向麗塔的房間內(nèi)看去。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“所以說，比安卡你找麗塔有什么事嗎？”我為了防止事情敗露，試圖打斷她四處打量的視線。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“啊，沒什么，就是找她來配合我實(shí)戰(zhàn)訓(xùn)練而已，不過，她似乎并不在這里?！?#34;},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"幽蘭戴爾見麗塔不在便向我說出事情原委。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“訓(xùn)練啊，走吧，我跟你去，別找麗塔了，她也很忙的?！?#34;},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"很顯然我低估了“訓(xùn)練”這一事的嚴(yán)重程度，僅為了支開呆鵝就答應(yīng)與她實(shí)戰(zhàn)訓(xùn)練。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“欸？是這樣嗎？那好吧，艦長，先說好，我的訓(xùn)練強(qiáng)度可是很高的”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“無所謂，我會(huì)出手”"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"幾分鐘后，休伯利安，記憶戰(zhàn)場(chǎng)模擬室。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“艦長準(zhǔn)備好，我要?jiǎng)邮至?！?#34;},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"說罷，幽蘭戴爾擺出了作戰(zhàn)的態(tài)勢(shì)。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“北辰雙刀流，艦長，參上！”言語間，我也抽出腰間一長一短的雙刀做出迎擊姿態(tài)。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"——戰(zhàn)斗中——"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“不錯(cuò)嘛艦長，看不出來你也有當(dāng)女武神的潛質(zhì)?！?#34;},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“戰(zhàn)斗！不要讓戰(zhàn)斗停下來！”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"雙方激烈交戰(zhàn)，時(shí)間與體力在刀光劍影間逐漸流逝。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"由于考慮到艦長的普通人身份，幽蘭戴爾激活了戰(zhàn)場(chǎng)模擬室的崩壞能抑制器，所以此時(shí)的她體內(nèi)的崩壞能含量與普通人別無二致。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"女武神與普通人不同，女武神長期受崩壞能增幅，一旦突然失去增幅，體能會(huì)快速縮減甚至弱于常人。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"于是乎，失去崩壞能的幽蘭戴爾逐漸被艦長壓制。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“接下來，就是最后一擊了”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“來吧！一決勝負(fù)！”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“北辰雙刀流——百裂”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“黑淵白花！破！”"},{"insert":"\n［你以為我會(huì)好好打架？不可能的?。輁n就在幽蘭戴爾的投技刺過來時(shí)，我后撤步閃身躲過，然后反手一個(gè)美式居合-沙漠之鷹\n“有槍不用，怎么當(dāng)一代宗師啊”\n“砰！”橡膠子彈精準(zhǔn)的命中呆鵝的額頭。\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“有點(diǎn)意思”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“再接我一招”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"幽蘭戴爾又一次擺出架勢(shì)突刺過來。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"［優(yōu)秀的武器大師怎么能只帶一把槍呢？］"},{"insert":"\n在幽蘭戴爾向我沖來時(shí)，我將之前的手槍丟出向她砸去。\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“這樣丟掉武器是要投降嗎？艦長”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"她歪頭躲開，并打趣道"},{"insert":"\n“哦~？是么？”我轉(zhuǎn)身一個(gè)美式居合-spac12，反手就是一噴子。\n“這樣可不行啊比~安~卡~醬”看著她無法與我近身我直接開始跳臉裝B。\n然后自信轉(zhuǎn)身收槍。\n“"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"這一擊，貫穿星辰！"},{"insert":"”\n［嗖！］一陣勁風(fēng)從身后襲來\n\n［啪?。菔俏矬w拍到墻上的聲音\n高速飛來的騎槍精準(zhǔn)的扎穿我的外套衣領(lǐng)，并且把我釘掛在墻上\n“"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"艦長~？你很勇哦~"},{"insert":"”\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“廢話，我超勇的好不好！”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"很勇是吧！"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"［據(jù)當(dāng)天的操作員愛醬回憶稱“以后絕對(duì)不能惹幽蘭戴爾生氣才行，不然后果好可怕的?！保?#34;},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"艦長，被釘在墻上反復(fù)暴打，再起不能"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"cut-off"},"insert":{"cut-off":{"type":"5","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/02db465212d3c374a43c60fa2625cc1caeaab796.png"}}},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"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