寫在前面的話

1.本文純屬虛構(gòu)，僅僅作為娛樂向

2.本文為純英文，如有錯(cuò)誤敬請(qǐng)指出（文后有中文翻譯）

3.本文這回是在工作室寫的，可能效果好點(diǎn)

4.本文中前文反派均為友軍，故不再使用紅色字體

4.本文的神游內(nèi)容為紫色文字（可能有不合理成分，敬請(qǐng)諒解，并在評(píng)論區(qū)給出合理說明）?

The door was opening. After entering the meeting room, I knocked the vice door politely.

Then, a young lady opened the door politely “Hello, No.21”.

She wore a black coat, white shirt, black gloves and black shoes.

“You can call me teacher EEC. I am the host.”

Entering the vice door，a long table was in the room，and everyone smiled to me.

“The empty soft chair belongs to me.”I carefully looked around.

The meeting room was filled with sunlight. It looked like my house‘s sunlight balcony，and there were a few bouquets inside the room.?

But I noticed that the air conditional was only 17℃.

There were 9 people in the meeting room. I realized that Detective A, Detective D, Detective E，Detective G and Detective W were here .THEY WERE MY INTERVIEW TEACHERS!

Thug Joe adjusted the cameras and checked. He looked so handsome and he wore old grey suit. He often looked at me and went back to do his business.

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“Start recording.” Thug Joe ordered.

“Hello, welcome to come to the interview scene. Congratulation you can enter this step. Now show your ID card/passport and white admission ticket.”

I handed over my passport and white admission ticket with both hands.

“Interview begins.” teacher EEC said.

“Please make a brief self-introduction in English.”

I made a self-introduction.

“Very good, then I will ask a few questions for you. These questions may be difficult for you. Please calm down and answer honestly. Are you ready?” teacher EEC smiled and winked.

Her wink made me reminded of some beautiful women teachers.

“Yes, I have prepared. ”I replied confidently.

Detective A asked: “First, please transfer this English passage into Chinese.”

He gave me a short passage. I transferred this passage into Chinese fluently.

Detective D asked: “Your English is so perfect. Do you know how to deal with setback?”

“Thank you. I usually calm down first. I think what cause the setback. Then I will find ways to solve the problems. Last, I often do sports to deal with it. Like running, swimming and cycling. I think setback is pressure, and it is power, too. That is my answer, thank you.”

Detective E asked: “You know you were caught by us. So, I have a question, do you know why we caught you?”

?“Thank you. I think I properly broke the rules. Maybe I enter school gate illegally? If so, I would take responsibility for everything, and I will accept punishment. So, I have thought…”

“No no no, you didn’t break any rules. The truth is that…” Detective G wanted to stop my speaking.

I shut up, sat still calmly.

“The truth is that we really want to grind you. Because you have powerful spirit, and you can complete everything in difficulties. Many soldiers said you are more resilient than everyone. The truth is that WE ARE FRIENDLY FORCES, AND WE ARE TEACHERS TOO.” Detective G explained.

“The enemy, absolutely NOT.” Detective W continued.

“Don’t think too much.” Detective D said.

"What foreign people you have been exposed to in recent days are missing, conspiracy theory, all of which are our work. The main purpose is to see your ability to recognize these things." Detective W took a sip of water and added.

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EEC smiled to me.

She asked sweetly: “OK, next question: What is the real enemy?”

I thought for a while.

I gave an answer: “Thank you, in my opinion, the real enemy is oneself. If someone doesn’t believe he or she can do anything, and give up randomly. I think it is failure. Because no one beats he or she, and someone gives up.”

“Well, good answer. I experienced too. From then on, this was my creed. Remember, in this world, the real enemy is not enemy, is yourself.”

Teachers marked quickly.

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Another women teacher asked: “Did you have any PTSD before? Please tell the truth，don’t lie. If you lie, we will check your mental health by force.”

Meanwhile, Thug Joe turned the light darker.

I looked at her slightly. She looked like about 60 years old. She wore a grey coat，and she looked like very spirit.

I thought for a while. Many wars came into my mind.

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More than a decade ago, I was involved a regional war, and the reason was a conflict between my classmates and me. Those classmates became to my enemies.

Because I was well-educated，and I knew how to use the weapons，so many friends chose me to be a battlefield‘s boss. Some foreign friends sold their houses and cars to support me，even flew to battlefield to fight with my classmates.

During the war, I got bullet. I was caught by enemies. Luckily, I escaped.

Seven years later, I joined an army with classmates. We fought with many enemies in cold forest. Our living condition was very awful, and I often got mad. Until things went to uncontrollable, teachers sent me to mental hospital.

After checking in mental hospital，luckily，I didn’t have any mental illness. It seemed thing went well，and three months later，I joined a scout team to battle.

But in June 2018, I was almost killed by a car bomb. I remembered the car bomb was a red VW Polo. What’s worse, this explosive made me unable to study advanced math and linear algebra completely.

And the two latest wars I participated，it made me dumb. Because those wars, I saw too much death, psycho, bullets, and ruined armed-vehicles.

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I said it calmly：“Well，I had PTSD. Those wars harmed me, but during the war, I learned something from weapons using to first aid，from multilingual using ability to dealing with all kinds of pressure.”

I stopped for a few seconds, and said calmly: “Though the wars can grind me a lot, wars can make many people pain, insane, even make people lose lives. War never has any winner. I don’t want to let the wars happen forever. I LOVE PEACE.”

“Now I cured it completely. I feel everything goes well. That is my answer. Thank you.”

“Perfect answer. It looks like you are out of war shadow.” EEC said and everyone marked.

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A beautiful young teacher noticed me and she asked：“Did you have teacher crush before？”

I looked at her. She wore a white coat with wore black sweater underneath. The octagonal glasses she wore attracted me.

She looked at me slightly.

“Thank you. I think that is false proposition. In this world，teacher crush doesn’t exist. The truth is every admire some well-educated men or women teachers，including me. In my opinion，those women teachers are beautiful and glamor，but I don’t want to be them，I just want to be myself. First，I should study hard. Second，I should obey the rules，especially keeping distance. Third，I should consider them as a light and a bridge. I will constantly study，and pass on knowledge to future generations，like building a bridge or igniting a light. This is my answer. Thank you.”

“Fine, I think everyone like beautiful teachers. Actually everyone like the knowledge，not teachers‘ appearance. Appearance is just a bonus. In fact，we are not admiring or pursuit teachers，we are pursuing knowledge to save ourselves.”The elder woman teacher commented slowly.

“And you gave me a reasonable answer.” Detective E commented and marked.

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At last，Detective D asked：“Do you agree with‘May the teachers of understanding will guide us ’？”

I thought for a while.

Before COVID-19, I learnt something about the teachers of understanding. It told me those teachers can make students learn advanced knowledge. For those teachers, the must believing in Marxism, and research Marxism for whole life. What is more, they know how to deal with relationship between families and jobs. They take seriously about children education.

In common, they must be masters and doctors.

“Well, Thank you. The following is my answer. In my opinion, the teachers of understanding are divine things. Those teachers can make students learn advanced knowledge, and teach them to be a person who can build better country and society. For those teachers, the must believing in Marxism, and research it for whole life. What is more, they know how to deal with relationship between families and jobs. They always take seriously about children education. I love those teachers.”

“Finally, I think May the teachers of understanding will guide us is a wonderful sentence. This is my answer. Thank you.”

“May the teachers of understanding will guide us.” All the teachers dressed up and took the oath together.

Detective G said：“We can not?know everything forever，we can learn the whole from everything，including the virtual people and virtual belief.”

Teachers marked carefully. I felt the time stopped，and the world stopped too.

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“Ah，time is over. This interview is over.” Detective A and EEC pulled down his pen. Thug Joe stopped recording and removes the memory card.

“Thanks for giving me this opportunity.”I said politely，and put the chair back quietly.

I bowed to teachers，and left meeting room normally.

I went to preparation room to take my phones back.

To my surprised，spy team leader Frankly gave the phones to me：“Do you feel better now？”

“Better，thank you.”

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會(huì)議室的門是開著的。進(jìn)入會(huì)議室后，我禮貌地敲了副門。

然后，一位年輕女士禮貌地打開了門：“你好，21號(hào)”。

她穿著黑色外套、白色襯衫、黑色手套和黑色鞋子。

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“你可以叫我EEC老師。我是主持人?！?/p>

走進(jìn)副門，房間里擺著一張長桌，每個(gè)人都對(duì)我微笑。

“那把空的軟椅子是我的?！蔽易屑?xì)地環(huán)顧四周。

會(huì)議室里充滿了陽光。它看起來像我家的陽光陽臺(tái)，房間里有幾束鮮花。

但我注意到空調(diào)只有17℃。

會(huì)議室里有9個(gè)人。我意識(shí)到A偵探、D偵探、E偵探、G偵探和W偵探都在這里。他們都是我的面試?yán)蠋煟?/p>

打手喬調(diào)整了攝像機(jī)并檢查了一下。他看起來很帥，穿著一套灰色的舊西裝。他經(jīng)?？粗?，然后回去做他的事情。

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“開始錄音錄像?！贝蚴謫堂畹馈?/p>

“您好，歡迎您來到面試現(xiàn)場。祝賀您能進(jìn)入這一步?，F(xiàn)在出示您的身份證/護(hù)照和白色準(zhǔn)考證。”

我用雙手遞上了護(hù)照和白色準(zhǔn)考證。

“面試開始了?！盓EC老師說。

“請(qǐng)用英語做一個(gè)簡短的自我介紹?！?/p>

我做了自我介紹。

“很好，然后我會(huì)問你幾個(gè)問題。這些問題對(duì)你來說可能很難。請(qǐng)冷靜下來，誠實(shí)地回答。你準(zhǔn)備好了嗎？”EEC老師微笑著眨眼。

她的眨眼使我想起了一些漂亮的女老師。

“是的，我已經(jīng)準(zhǔn)備好了?！蔽易孕诺鼗卮稹?/p>

偵探A問道：“首先，請(qǐng)把這段英文翻譯成中文?！?/p>

他給我一篇短文。我把這段話流利地譯成了中文。

偵探D問道：“你的英語太好了。你知道如何應(yīng)對(duì)挫折嗎？”

“謝謝。我通常先冷靜下來。我想是什么導(dǎo)致了挫折。然后我會(huì)想辦法解決問題。最后，我經(jīng)常做運(yùn)動(dòng)來應(yīng)對(duì)它。比如跑步、游泳和騎自行車。我認(rèn)為挫折是壓力，也是動(dòng)力。這就是我的答案，謝謝。”

偵探E問道：“你知道的，你被我們抓住了。所以，我有一個(gè)問題，你知道我們?yōu)槭裁醋プ∧銌幔俊?/p>

“謝謝。我認(rèn)為我違反了規(guī)定。也許我非法進(jìn)入校門？如果是這樣，我將承擔(dān)一切責(zé)任，我將接受懲罰。所以，我想……”

“不，不，你沒有違反任何規(guī)則。事實(shí)是……”偵探G想阻止我說話。

我閉上嘴，平靜地坐著。

“事實(shí)是，我們真的想磨練你。因?yàn)槟阌袕?qiáng)大的精神，你可以在困難中完成一切。許多士兵說你比每個(gè)人都更堅(jiān)韌。事實(shí)是，我們是友軍，我們也是老師?！眰商紾解釋道。

“敵人，絕對(duì)沒有。”偵探W繼續(xù)說道。

“別想太多了?！眰商紻說。

“你在這幾天所接觸到的什么外國人口失蹤啦，陰謀論啦，通通都是我們做的局。主要是想看看你對(duì)這些東西的辨別能力?！眰商絎喝了一口水，補(bǔ)充說。

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EEC對(duì)我微笑。

她溫柔地問:“好吧，下一個(gè)問題:什么是真正的敵人?”

我想了一會(huì)兒。

我回答說:“謝謝你，在我看來，真正的敵人是自己?！比绻腥瞬幌嘈潘蛩梢宰鋈魏问虑?，并隨便放棄。我認(rèn)為這才是失敗。因?yàn)闆]有人打敗他或她，卻自我放棄了。”

“嗯，回答得好。我也經(jīng)歷過。從那時(shí)起，這就是我的信條。記住，在這個(gè)世界上，真正的敵人不是敵人，而是你自己。”

老師們很快打分。

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另一位女老師問:“你以前有創(chuàng)傷后應(yīng)激障礙嗎?請(qǐng)說實(shí)話，不要說謊。如果你撒謊，我們會(huì)強(qiáng)行檢查你的心理健康狀況?！?/p>

與此同時(shí)，打手喬把燈光調(diào)暗了。

我輕輕地看了她一眼。她看起來有60歲左右。她穿著一件灰色外套，看起來很精神。

我想了一會(huì)兒。許多戰(zhàn)爭浮現(xiàn)在我的腦海里。

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十多年前，我卷入了一場地區(qū)戰(zhàn)爭，原因是我和同學(xué)之間的沖突。那些同學(xué)成了我的敵人。

因?yàn)槲沂苓^良好的教育，我知道如何使用武器，所以很多朋友選擇我作為戰(zhàn)場的老板。一些外國朋友賣掉他們的房子和汽車來支持我，甚至飛到戰(zhàn)場上和我的同學(xué)一起戰(zhàn)斗。

戰(zhàn)爭期間，我中過子彈。我還被敵人抓住過。幸運(yùn)的是，我逃了出來。

七年后，我和同學(xué)一起參軍了。我們?cè)诤涞纳掷锱c許多敵人作戰(zhàn)。我們的生活條件非常糟糕，我經(jīng)常發(fā)癲。直到事情變得無法控制，老師們才把我送進(jìn)了精神病院。

在精神病院檢查后，幸運(yùn)的是，我沒有任何精神疾病。事情似乎進(jìn)展得很順利，三個(gè)月后，我加入了一個(gè)偵察隊(duì)參加戰(zhàn)斗。

但在2018年6月，我差點(diǎn)被汽車炸彈炸死。我記得汽車炸彈是一輛紅色大眾Polo。更糟糕的是，這次爆炸讓我徹底無法學(xué)習(xí)高等數(shù)學(xué)和線性代數(shù)。

我最近參加的兩場戰(zhàn)爭，讓我變傻了。因?yàn)槟切?zhàn)爭，我看到了太多的死亡，精神病，子彈和被毀的武裝車輛。

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我平靜地說:“嗯，我有創(chuàng)傷后應(yīng)激障礙。那些戰(zhàn)爭傷害了我，但在戰(zhàn)爭期間，我從使用武器到急救，從使用多種語言的能力到應(yīng)對(duì)各種壓力，都學(xué)到了一些東西?！?/p>

我停了幾秒鐘，平靜地說:“雖然戰(zhàn)爭會(huì)折磨我很多，但戰(zhàn)爭會(huì)讓很多人痛苦，瘋狂，甚至讓人失去生命。戰(zhàn)爭從來沒有贏家。我不想讓戰(zhàn)爭永遠(yuǎn)持續(xù)下去。我熱愛和平?！?/p>

“現(xiàn)在我把它完全治好了。我覺得一切都很順利。這就是我的答案。謝謝你?！?/p>

“完美的答案。看來你已經(jīng)走出了戰(zhàn)爭的陰影。”EEC說，大家趕緊打分。

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一位年輕漂亮的老師注意到了我，她問我:“你以前有過戀師情結(jié)嗎?”

我看著她。她穿了一件白色外套，里面穿了一件黑色毛衣。她戴的八邊形眼鏡吸引了我。

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她輕輕地看了我一眼。

“謝謝。我認(rèn)為這是一個(gè)偽命題。在這個(gè)世界上，戀師情結(jié)是不存在的。事實(shí)是每個(gè)人都?xì)J佩一些受過良好教育的男女教師，包括我。在我看來，那些女教師是美麗和迷人的，但我不想成為他們，我只想做我自己。首先，我應(yīng)該努力學(xué)習(xí)。其次，我應(yīng)該遵守規(guī)則，特別是保持距離。第三，我應(yīng)該把她們看作一盞燈和一座橋梁。我要不斷學(xué)習(xí)，像架起一座橋梁，點(diǎn)燃一盞燈一樣，把知識(shí)傳遞給后代。這就是我的答案。謝謝你?！?/p>

“很好，我想每個(gè)人都喜歡漂亮的老師。其實(shí)每個(gè)人都喜歡知識(shí)，而不是老師的外表。外表只是加分項(xiàng)。事實(shí)上，我們不是在崇拜或者追求老師，我們是在追求知識(shí)來拯救自己。”年長的女老師慢慢地說。

“你給了我一個(gè)合理的答案?！盓偵探繼續(xù)說并打分。

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最后，偵探D問道:“你同意‘愿洞察之師指引我們’嗎?”

我想了一會(huì)兒。

在COVID-19之前，我學(xué)到了一些關(guān)于洞察之師的知識(shí)。它告訴我，老師可以讓學(xué)生學(xué)到先進(jìn)的知識(shí)。對(duì)這些教師來說，他們必須信仰馬克思主義，并終身研究它。更重要的是，他們知道如何處理家庭和工作之間的關(guān)系。他們很重視兒童教育。

共同點(diǎn)是，他們必須是碩士和博士。

“嗯，謝謝你。以下是我的回答。在我看來，洞察之師是神圣的東西。那些老師可以讓學(xué)生學(xué)到先進(jìn)的知識(shí)，教育他們成為一個(gè)能夠更好地建設(shè)國家和社會(huì)的人。對(duì)這些教師來說，他們必須信仰馬克思主義，并終生研究它。更重要的是，他們知道如何處理家庭和工作之間的關(guān)系。他們總是很重視孩子的教育。我愛那些老師?！?/p>

最后，我想洞察之師會(huì)指引我們是一句精彩的句子。這就是我的答案。謝謝你?！?/p>

“愿洞察之師指引我們?！彼欣蠋熣碇b，共同宣誓。

偵探G說：“我們永遠(yuǎn)做不到全知全能，但我們可以從一切地方終身學(xué)習(xí)，包括虛擬人，虛擬信仰?！?/p>

老師們仔細(xì)打分。此時(shí)我覺得時(shí)間停止了，世界也停止了。

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“啊，時(shí)間到。面試結(jié)束了?！盇偵探和EEC放下了他的筆。打手喬停止錄像并取出內(nèi)存卡。

“謝謝你給我這個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)?！蔽叶Y貌地說，然后輕輕地把椅子放回原位。

我向老師們鞠了一躬，然后正常地離開了會(huì)議室。

我去準(zhǔn)備室拿回我的手機(jī)。

令我吃驚的是，間諜小組組長弗蘭基把手機(jī)遞給了我:“你現(xiàn)在感覺好點(diǎn)了嗎?”

“好,謝謝你?！?/p>