歌詞：[油管評論里面湊出來的，中括號里面的還需完善]

[Chorus]

The moon is full

The cave is deep

Anybody who is sane is asleep

It's deep down here

Don't creep down here

Or you might disappear suddenly down here

[Verse 1]

Welcome, come inside my hole

I'm very much obliged

My friends call me (*squish*)

But you might know me as Slime (Hi!)

I am the massivest giant gelatinous guy in this cavernous mine

My only passion is hiding in passages, frightening passengers "Hi!"

I'm in your messages, slide in like catheters, right in your bladder "surprise!"

[ ] and you'll happen to find that you're trapped in this [ ]

You can try and hit back when I die just snap, as if I am elastic inside

"Look at the size of this bastard" Dividing like matter, the kind that'll happen when atoms collide

Not about to deny it, I'm having a fabulous time rapping this rhyme

I cram it with multisyllabics and double entendres and passes that daffle your mind

I slip mathematics like a poltergeist

Because when I divide, then I multiply

I'm not the sort to die, more like resort to violence

'Cause the more you try it, then the more I riot

[Pre-Chorus]

One on one, I'm a one man army

Come on, bruv', no one can harm me

We aren't goin' to cause any trouble, now are we?

So turn around and start running for your life calmly

[Chorus]

The moon is full

The cave is deep

Anybody who is sane is asleep

It's deep down here

Don't creep down here

Or you might disappear suddenly down here

[Verse 2]

I'm off like a creeper's head if he was there to be beheaded by guillotine

Instead of creeping up on villagers, to burst to smithereens

And here your screams, don't mean a hill of beans, no being can hear a thing

No sweet idyllic scenes, and village greens, you're merely here to bleed

On the dirt and the grime

You might just bump into slime

Two for the price of one, look, I'm providing such a good time

I'm the verdantest slice of Turkish delight Lurk in the murk of the mind

Don't you look twice, kind word of advice:

Hi, my name's Slime Shady

Don't know why but Scru Face Jean on my mind lately

My baby, come ride in my gravy

Twice daily, you're right in my lane, better drive safely

When I'm pulling you aside

There's nothing like a traffic stop on the white lady

So you won't survive by being a cry baby

You can try daily or die painly

I'm a single father, mother, call me "dad and mom"

And [flat] in the Chinese One-Child Policy

Started at the bottom, now I've got a bloody colony

I could be a doctor teaching epidemiology

[Chorus]

The moon is full

The cave is deep

Anybody who is sane is asleep

It's deep down here

Don't creep down here

Or you might disappear suddenly down here

[Verse 3]

I might seem green, but I'm just jelly

Putting you in a jam like gooseberries

It's very clear, I need intervention

Like one of [bukkake]

[ ] without an erection

Spreading my seed in every direction

You're gonna need some heavy protection

When I release the rest of 'em (Ha!)

Hold up, giving the sloppiest roadblock

You and your crew can run up and get [Coca]

We're a chip off of the old block

How come my Minecraft parodies are all bought?

Even with no cock, no ovulation

We're causing overpopulation

Mobs and the mobs, self-replicating

Sorry, we're late and kept you waiting

Another full moon

What would a fool do to win a fortune that [will-a] fall through

It couldn't afford to, but could afford you

[ ] I'd like to fold you [ ] Morn you

Didn't I warn you? Didn't it dawn on you?

That when we fall on your sword [ ]

Don't make us keep repeating, are we boring you?

Though I'd like to stay around, alas, I can't stick

About very long, gotta bounce, gotta split

So put down your stick

There's no need to attack

If you do or you don't, we will keep coming back

[Chorus]

When the moon is full

The cave is deep

Anybody who is sane is asleep

It's deep down here

Don't creep down here

Or you might disappear suddenly down here