This book is really joyful, with non-stop jokes about country life, yet it is full of healing power, very suitable for reading to relax and relieve stress!?

這本書真的太美好了，我被它治愈了！我也強烈推薦《克拉克森的農(nóng)場》英文有聲書Diddly Squat，作者是杰里米·克拉克森。

This is the most wonderful and healing book I've read this year! After reading for just over an hour, it made me laugh for a month! Clarkson, the little old man, is so lovely, he tells of the various difficulties and situations he encounters on the farm in a serious yet self-deprecating tone, and I laughed throughout the whole thing!?

這是我今年讀過的最美好、最治愈的書！看完一個多小時，就已經(jīng)讓我笑了一個月的份兒了！克拉克森這個小老頭兒太可愛了，他一本正經(jīng)又不乏幽默自嘲的口吻，講述自己在農(nóng)場生活中遇到的種種困難和狀況，我全程都笑出了鵝叫聲！

The author Clarkson is a 59-year-old grumpy old man, whose original profession was to test cars and write columns. He knew nothing about agriculture. But because the farm manager he hired was retiring, Clarkson made a major decision: to take over the farm himself!?

作者克拉克森是一個59歲的暴躁小老頭，原本的職業(yè)是測評汽車和寫專欄文章，對農(nóng)業(yè)一竅不通。但因為他雇傭的農(nóng)場經(jīng)營人要退休了，克拉克森做出了一個重大決定：自己接手農(nóng)場！

Despite knowing nothing about agriculture, he was confident: "I think farming is a skill that's already ingrained in our DNA. You just scatter the seeds on the ground, the rain falls from the sky, and the food grows by itself. It's a piece of cake."?

盡管他對農(nóng)業(yè)一無所知，但他自信滿滿：“我認為種地已經(jīng)是刻在我們DNA里的手藝了。你把種子往地里一撒，天上下點雨，糧食就自己長出來了。小菜一碟?！?/p>

So, his "farm adventure" officially began!?

于是，他的“農(nóng)場歷險記”正式拉開帷幕！

The first thing he did to run the farm was buying a huge Lamborghini tractor , but it got stuck in the door frame because it was too big. After planting the seedlings, he didn't know they needed water, and the vegetable garden was 800 meters away from the water valve, so all the newly planted seedlings wilted...?

經(jīng)營農(nóng)場的第一件事就是買來一輛巨大的蘭博基尼拖拉機，結果太大卡在門框上；栽苗后不知道要澆水，菜地離水閥800米，最后新栽的苗子全蔫了……

After a year of hard work, he only made a net profit of ￡144! Even netizens couldn't help but make fun of him, saying, "the irritable old farmer works online, but he has nothing to show for it after a year of hard work."?

這樣辛苦一年下來，他凈賺144英鎊！就連網(wǎng)友忍俊不禁調(diào)侃道：“暴躁老農(nóng)在線勞作，辛苦一年顆粒無收。”

My favorite part is when Clarkson interacts with his sheep!?Under his pen, it was a great battle of wits and courage between man and sheep, and I laughed until my stomach hurt. This book is really joyful, with endless humor in rural life, but it is also full of healing power. It is perfect for reading to relax and unwind!?

我最喜歡克拉克森跟他的羊們這部分！在他的筆下，這簡直就是一場人于羊斗智斗勇的大事，看得我捧腹大笑。這本書真的太歡樂了，笑料不斷的田園生活，卻滿滿都是治愈的力量，很適合讀一讀放松緊繃心情了！