Thought you could escape the Year of the Snake without a seaserpent transformation? ?Someone's gonna get it...Fire Coral is responsible for the accidental transformation of 198 sea dragons a year.Experts say high-fiving a sea dragon is not recommended.You got a bald spot there.By regulation, every life raft is supposed to have a wereseaserpent.This takes place in 2013, so the life jackets are historically accurate in not being seaserpent transformation-proof, and the pants are not designed for gigantic serpentine-tail-eruption.Oh no, he's drowning! Oh wait, he's a sea serpent.Morgan's head blasts out of the water, revealing a truly magnificent creature. Don't know why he's upset. Maybe it's because he got wet?For those of you seaserpents-to-be who are watching this; you should consider converting to a fish-based IRA while you still have hands to sign agreements.