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Andrew Chen Mediocre Writer
I lounge on my sofa and open the TV, at once I am met with an urgent news report: “BREAKING NEWS! 2 hours ago, the sun has been showing very strange patterns and scientists have reported that it has exploded just now. This gives us 8 minutes before we are dead. AHHH!!”
I fall off my sofa and curse my luck. I set an alarm for 8 minutes and then I rush out of the living room
7 minutes left

【回答】平庸的作家
我懶洋洋地躺在沙發(fā)上打開電視，立刻就看到一則緊急新聞“突發(fā)新聞！兩小時前，太陽表現(xiàn)出非常奇怪的活動，科學(xué)家報告說，太陽剛剛爆炸了。我們還有8分鐘就要死了。啊啊啊?。　?br>我從沙發(fā)上摔下來，咒罵著自己的霉運，我設(shè)定了8分鐘的鬧鐘，然后沖出了客廳。
還剩7分鐘

The world outside is mayhem; burning houses, gunshots and overall anarchy. I bolt my door and retreat to my room. Then, I gather all my necessities and proceed to the kitchen. From there, I stuff my entire cupboard into my bag. This time I don’t get any cookie crumbs on my bag. 5 minutes left
After my bags are packed to the brim, I run downstairs to my basement. Then I proceed to bolt the door with anything I can find: a bookshelf, a table, my bag.
Finally, I sit down on the ground and wait. And wait. And wait…1 minute left
I hear a loud “boom” and suddenly the air around me gets colder. I try to turn on the heater but there isn't any electricity. So I put on an extra layer of clothing. After a few hours, it gets unbearably cold and I’ve run out of clothes to wear. Sensing the inevitable, I leave my basement with a flashlight and try to find a heat source.

外面的世界一片混亂：燃燒的房子，槍聲四起，整個社會陷入混亂。我鎖上門，回到自己的房間。然后，我收拾好所有的必需品，走向廚房。在那里，我把整個櫥柜的東西塞進我的包里。這次我的包里不會有餅干屑了。
還剩5分鐘
我的行李打包好后，我跑到樓下的地下室。然后我繼續(xù)用任何我能找到的東西栓上門：一個書架，一張桌子，我的包。
最后，我坐在地上等待。靜靜等待著...
還剩1分鐘
我聽到一聲巨響，周圍的空氣突然變冷了。我試著打開暖氣，但是沒有電。所以我多穿了一層衣服。幾個小時后，溫度變得冷得難以忍受，我已經(jīng)沒有衣服可穿了。意識到這是不可避免的情況，我?guī)е蛛娡搽x開了我的地下室，試圖找到一個熱源。
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I turn on a flashlight and continue outside. The streets are coated in a layer of ice and snow and it is well below the freezing level.
After walking for a few minutes, my legs give way due to the cold and I lay on the ground, hoping that this was yet another dream…
Andrew

我打開手電筒，繼續(xù)往外走。街道上覆蓋著一層冰雪，遠低于冰點。
走了幾分鐘后，我的雙腿因為寒冷而癱倒了，我躺在地上，希望這只是另外一個夢...
——安德魯
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Rising Phoenix tried writing a short story
I hear a loud voice booming in my head saying ”YOU HAVE EIGHT MINUTES TO LIVE”
My eyes snap open to find a ceiling above me. I slowly breathe to calm myself down.
It was only a dream.
I slowly get up and look around as my eyes starting focusing. I am in my room and there’s nothing out of the ordinary.
As I turn my head to look out of the window, I notice the sun unusually bright today. Weird, looks like I managed to wake up before sunset.
As I am contemplating my messed up sleep schedule, The sun seems to be getting bigger by the second. I look carefully to be sure and yes, the sun is indeed getting bigger.
I don’t really have the energy to freak out or panic, So I grab my phone and set the timer for 7 minutes. I get out of bed and make my way to the kitchen.

【回答】努力寫一篇短篇小說
我突然聽到腦海里響起一個巨大的聲音“你只有八分鐘的生命了”
我睜開眼睛，發(fā)現(xiàn)頭頂上是天花板。我慢慢地呼吸，讓自己平靜下來。
那只是一場夢。
當我的眼睛開始聚焦時，我慢慢地站起來環(huán)顧四周。我在我的房間里，沒有什么不尋常的事情。
當我轉(zhuǎn)過頭看向窗外時，我注意到今天的陽光異常明亮。真奇怪，看起來我在日落前就醒了。
當我在思考我混亂的睡眠時間表時，太陽似乎一秒鐘就變大了。我仔細觀察確定了，是的，太陽確實在變大。
我沒有精力去驚慌失措，所以我拿起我的手機，設(shè)置了7分鐘的計時器。我下了床，走向廚房。

I see my parents on the way and say Good morning and give them both a hug. No point making them worry. As I make my way to the kitchen, I hope that it’s a painless death.
I make myself a Nutella sandwich, I mean who doesn’t want to die eating a Nutella sandwich and then make my way back to my room.
I sit down and look at the sun, which is already covering up more than 50% of the sky.
I already tell my parents I love them everyday, so no point doing it now. All my friends know how much they mean to me, no point calling them and wasting time.
As I eat my Nutella sandwich, I close my eyes and do a silent prayer to god, thanking him for my life, thanking him for my wonderful parents and lovely friends and for my healthy body and sharp mind.

我看到了我的父母，我說早上好，并給他們一個擁抱。沒必要讓他們擔(dān)心。在我去廚房的路上，我希望這是一次無痛苦的死亡。
我給自己做了一個榛果可可醬三明治，我的意思是誰不想死前吃榛果可可醬三明治呢。然后回到我的房間。
我坐下來看著太陽，太陽已經(jīng)覆蓋了超過一半的天空。
我已經(jīng)每天都告訴我的父母我愛他們，所以現(xiàn)在再這樣做也沒有意義。我所有的朋友都知道他們對我有多重要，沒必要打電話給他們浪費時間了。
我吃著我的三明治，閉上了眼睛，默默地向上帝祈禱，感謝他給了我生命，感謝他給了我很棒的父母和可愛的朋友，感謝他給了我健康的身體和敏銳的思想。
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After I am done thanking him, I think about the few regrets I have in life.The one time I didn’t confess to my crush. The times I didn’t study for my exams and for the times I spent gaming or wasting my time.
As I go through my memories, I relax and forgive myself for those mistakes, after all, no point beating myself up over them. Won’t it be better to make amends with myself.
I thought about the good times that I spent with my crush just having fun and the times I made some good friends over games. The times I failed cus of not studying and learnt that there’s more to life than just marks and exams.
The times I spent with friends just chatting and goofing around. The late nights we spent outside, only to return back home in the morning. The fun times with my family and the crazy things I did with my siblings.

在我感謝完上帝之后，我想到了我生命中為數(shù)不多的遺憾。有一次是我沒有向我的暗戀對象告白。有幾次我沒有為了考試而學(xué)習(xí)，有些時候我花時間玩游戲或者浪費時間。
當我回顧自己的記憶時，我放松下來，原諒自己所犯的錯誤，畢竟，沒有必要為此責(zé)備自己。向自己道歉不是更好嗎。
我想起了我和我的戀人一起度過的美好時光，還有那些在游戲里交到一些好朋友的時光。因為不學(xué)習(xí)而失敗的時候，我明白了生活不僅僅是分數(shù)和考試。
我和朋友們一起閑聊瞎逛的時光。我們在外面熬夜，第二天早上才回家。和家人在一起的快樂時光，和我的兄弟姐妹一起做的瘋狂的事情。

My face breaks into a slow smile and my body starts relaxing. It feels much better to think about the good memories and fun times rather than the regrets. I smile and feel lighter knowing that I have made peace with my regrets and closing death.
As I am doing so, I suddenly open my eyes and reach out for my phone. No way I m dying without listening to some good music. Not having time to decide, I open youtube and click a playlist(it was my workout playlist), and sext a random song.
Imagine going to heaven with this playing as your background music. Or hell, would still be pretty cool.

我的臉慢慢的微笑，我的身體開始放松。想想美好的回憶和快樂的時光，比想想遺憾的事情要好得多。我微笑著，感覺更輕松了，因為我已經(jīng)平靜地面對了我的遺憾和死亡。
當我這樣做的時候，我突然睜開眼睛，伸手去拿我的手機。不聽點好聽的音樂我是不能死的。沒有時間做決定了，我打開了油管，點擊一個播放列表(這是我的鍛煉音樂列表) ，然后隨機選擇一首歌。
想象一下，用這首歌作為你的背景音樂然后去天堂?；蛘叩鬲z，仍然會很酷的。

Istrate Ioan about the sun and stuff
Damn…. that sucks……
Ahhhhhh what could I do in the last 8 minutes of my life……
Message the persons I know and say sorry for everything bad I’ve done to them? I don’t think so. That for the simple reason that nobody would read the messages in time and tbh it’s not really worth it.
Pray? I don’t believe in any Creator deity, let alone the fact that it’s going to save us
Contemplate about the past? What’s the point? I’m gonna die anyway lol
I have 2 options:
1 I have my skateboard around me and I can get a cigarette in less than 1 minute.
In this case I'll play my favorite songs in the headphones for the last minutes of my life while smoking a cigarette and riding the skateboard I’m not even a smoker but hey, I’m not gonna get lung cancer in a few minutes).

【回答】
臥槽... 糟透了..
啊啊...在我生命的最后8分鐘里，我能做些什么。
給我認識的人發(fā)短信，為我對他們做的所有壞事道歉？我不這么認為。原因很簡單，就是沒有人會及時閱讀這些信息，所以這么做不值得。
祈禱？我不相信任何造物主之神，更不用說它會來拯救我們了。
沉思過去？有什么意義呢？反正我都要死了，哈哈。
我有兩個選擇：
1、我身邊有滑板，我可以在一分鐘內(nèi)拿到一支香煙。
在這種情況下，我會在生命的最后幾分鐘用耳機播放我最喜歡的歌曲，邊抽煙邊玩滑板。其實我甚至不抽煙，但是，嘿，我不會在幾分鐘內(nèi)得肺癌的。

2 My skateboard is 30 kilometers away from me and it’s no fucking way I can get a cigarette.
I’ll just watch an episode of the Eric Andre show/Filthy Frank/Michael Reeves.
8th minute: wait It takes 8 minutes and 20 seconds for the sunlight to reach the Earth; I can’t die knowing that I haven’t finished the episode….

2、我的滑板離我有30公里遠，我他媽根本沒辦法抽根煙。
我就看一集埃里克·安德烈秀/骯臟的弗蘭克/邁克爾·里維斯。
第8分鐘：等待陽光到達地球需要8分20秒；我不能死去，因為我還沒有看完一集...