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If India was a school what type of student would each state be?

如果印度是所學(xué)校，各個(gè)邦會(huì)是什么類(lèi)型的學(xué)生?

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sen_pai_6_9
4Assam-not liked by his bench-mates as they think he looks like rest of the class. not liked by the rest of the class as they think he looks like his bench-mates

阿薩姆邦：不被同桌喜歡，因?yàn)橥勒J(rèn)為他和班上其他同學(xué)長(zhǎng)得一樣。班上其他同學(xué)也不喜歡他，因?yàn)樗麄冇X(jué)得他長(zhǎng)得像同桌。
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Cake day
Haha this is the best.

哈哈，最佳答復(fù)

CrusadersofCalamity
As an Assamese i can confirm that it's true

作為阿薩姆人，我可以證明這是真的

shutDaFACup
Teacher: "Bring you parents tomorrow."
Delhi: "You don't know who my dad is."

老師：明天叫你家長(zhǎng)過(guò)來(lái)
德里：你不知道我爸爸是誰(shuí)？

rangiton
Haryana: "Tu bahar mil".

哈里亞納邦：你就這么走了
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Regalia_BanshEe
Teacher : Thats why i told you to bring him tomorrow

老師：這就是我讓你叫他明天過(guò)來(lái)的原因。

samahaisuhanasuhana
Jharkhand- Has the most resources in the class but always gets poor marks in exam.

賈坎德邦——班上數(shù)他資源最多，結(jié)果考試成績(jī)總是很差。

thathachill
The guy who is known only for his celebrity uncle (Dhoni)

這個(gè)家伙，大家只認(rèn)識(shí)他的明星叔叔(多尼：印度板球運(yùn)動(dòng)員)

lopsidede
Its a global trend. Thats because its easier to exploit resource rich regions

這是全球趨勢(shì)。因?yàn)橘Y源豐富的地區(qū)開(kāi)發(fā)起來(lái)更容易

jamesbong7
That's quite true. Why does it happen though? Curious.

這倒是真的。為什么會(huì)發(fā)生這種情況呢?好奇。

summer-civilian
Because most of its industry will be built around extracting and selling that resource as that's the easiest thing to do and is more profitable than anything else.

因?yàn)榇蟛糠之a(chǎn)業(yè)都是圍繞著開(kāi)采和出售資源建立起來(lái)的，因?yàn)樽钊菀?，比其他任何事情都有利可圖。

Countries without resources have to rely on its workers' skills and productivity and will therefore invest in their education. This is is crucial for a strong service sector.

資源匱乏的國(guó)家不得不依賴(lài)工人的技能和生產(chǎn)力，因此會(huì)對(duì)教育進(jìn)行投資。對(duì)于強(qiáng)大的服務(wù)業(yè)來(lái)說(shuō)這至關(guān)重要。
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They will import raw materials from resource rich countries, manufacture higher value products and export them for profit.
This creates a diverse economy which is not dependent on any resource or commodity which would make them highly dependent on their prices in the global market.

他們從資源豐富的國(guó)家進(jìn)口原材料，生產(chǎn)更高價(jià)值的產(chǎn)品，然后出口獲取利潤(rùn)。?
這創(chuàng)造了多樣化的經(jīng)濟(jì)，不依賴(lài)任何資源或商品，這樣讓他們高度依賴(lài)在全球市場(chǎng)上的價(jià)格。

kitypaw
Middle East laughs knowing countries like us exist

知道有我們這樣的國(guó)家存在，中東笑了

gentle_yeti
Actually, what u/summer-civilian said is very true, even in the middle east, excluding Saudi Arabia which has been provided exclusive American protection in exchange for selling their oil in dollars ( they've different kind of exploitation) , many other actually oil rich region are very turbulent (Iraq, Iran, Syria, Yemen, even Venezuela though they're south American but the case is the same), the countries that are super rich like Bahrain, Qatar, UAE have comparatively lower oil reserves than others but are successful because of many other policies that they have. Dubai in UAE is perhaps the most developed city in the Middle East but it has perhaps the lowest or is amongst those with pretty low oil reserves (compared to OPEC nations). So, yes resources are usually a bad curse for a region most of the time.

實(shí)際上，樓上說(shuō)的很對(duì)，即使是中東，除了有美國(guó)提供的獨(dú)家保護(hù)的沙特阿拉伯，也得用石油換美元(他們有不同的開(kāi)采方式)，許多其他石油豐富的地區(qū)非常動(dòng)蕩(伊拉克、伊朗、敘利亞、也門(mén)，甚至委內(nèi)瑞拉，雖然在南美洲，但情況是一樣的)，超級(jí)富有的國(guó)家，如巴林、卡塔爾、阿聯(lián)酋的石油儲(chǔ)量相對(duì)較低，但他們的成功得益于許多其他政策。阿聯(lián)酋的迪拜可能是中東最發(fā)達(dá)的城市，但也可能是石油儲(chǔ)量最低的城市，或?qū)儆谑蛢?chǔ)量非常低的城市之一(與歐佩克國(guó)家相比)。所以，資源通常確實(shí)是地區(qū)的詛咒。

lambquentin
Rich areas focus on getting the valuable things. Areas that aren’t rich need a way to make money. They focus on making the valuable thing more valuable. The nonrich area improves that to sell to everyone for a profit, more than the cost to get the material. That’s about the simplest gist I can think of.

富有的區(qū)域?qū)Ｗ⒂讷@得有價(jià)值的東西。不富裕的地區(qū)需要賺錢(qián)的方式。他們專(zhuān)注于讓有價(jià)值的東西變得更有價(jià)值。非富裕地區(qū)改善了這一狀況，將產(chǎn)品賣(mài)給所有人以獲得利潤(rùn)，而不是靠賣(mài)原來(lái)；來(lái)掙錢(qián)。這是我能想到的最簡(jiǎn)單的要點(diǎn)。

Ittoopan
Resource rich state becomes wealthier, but this gets concentrated in the hands of the powerful. The rest survive on the leftovers.

資源豐富的國(guó)家變得更富有，但這集中在強(qiáng)國(guó)的手中。其余的只能靠剩飯剩菜生存。

eatergoat
Goa- rich and famous kid everyone wants to be friends with
Delhi- chainsmoker who started smoking in 11th grade

果阿——有錢(qián)又出名的孩子，大家都想和他作朋友?
德里——老煙槍?zhuān)瑥?1年級(jí)就開(kāi)始吸煙

Trash_Throwaway1
Rajasthan: the person who doesn't bring his own water bottle and drink from other student's bottle. Either academically gifted or too judgaadu

拉賈斯坦邦:自己不帶水壺卻喝別人的水。要么是學(xué)術(shù)天賦異稟，要么就是過(guò)于節(jié)儉

rangiton
Rajasthan: Kids who have their own kids

拉賈斯坦邦:有自己孩子的孩子

_sammy9teen
Also got married in his childhood

還有，還是個(gè)孩子的時(shí)候就結(jié)婚了

Trash_Throwaway1
They'll have a kid before rest of the batch has undergrad degree

他們會(huì)在其他人獲得本科學(xué)位之前就有孩子

repulsivefighter
They bring themselves in parents teachers meet because they are already mother or father of a kid

他們自己會(huì)參與父母和老師的會(huì)面，因?yàn)樗麄円呀?jīng)做父母了。

aatank619
And arrives on a camel in school.

還有，騎著駱駝來(lái)到學(xué)校。

ghost_town01
Why is this true, I am still in my undergrad and 15 of my classmates are already married or engaged and one even has a kid, and this is the situation when we were in a good school in a city. I can't even think about small towns and villages.

為什么這樣呢?我還在讀本科，我15個(gè)同學(xué)已經(jīng)結(jié)婚或訂婚了，其中一個(gè)甚至有孩子了，我們學(xué)校還是城市里的好學(xué)校呢。無(wú)法想象小城鎮(zhèn)和村莊會(huì)怎么樣。

TheNotoriousMama
J&K: The girl being chased by guys from the neighbouring school.

查謨和克什米爾：被隔壁學(xué)校男生追的女孩。

Salman_98
Himachal - Kid who came to school only once, for admissions

喜馬偕爾邦：就入學(xué)的時(shí)候來(lái)過(guò)一次學(xué)校。

Yoshimitsu_4745
Leaves for home , finds home crushed from landslide ,cries Eats apple in lunch, smokes weed , builds another home near mountain , Goes for a drive , vehicle falls into gorge, dead.

離開(kāi)家，發(fā)現(xiàn)因?yàn)樯奖兰覜](méi)了，午餐只能哭著吃蘋(píng)果，抽大麻；在山旁邊又建了個(gè)家，開(kāi)車(chē)出去，車(chē)掉進(jìn)峽谷，死了。

Oh_Mr_Darcy
Wrong map - but Telangana and AP will be those twins in school

錯(cuò)誤的地圖，但特倫甘納邦和安得拉邦是學(xué)校里的雙胞胎

[dexed]
conjoint twins who were recently seperated

最近分離的連體雙胞胎

loser-here
Assam- mysterious kid who quietly sits in the back and leaves as soon as class ends. No one knows about them but they posses some real great talents.

阿薩姆邦——神秘的孩子，安靜地坐在后排，下課就離開(kāi)。沒(méi)有人知道他，但他擁有一些真正偉大的天賦。