前言：

喬治有個(gè)秘密

大戰(zhàn)后一個(gè)月，弗雷德回到了陋居

“這是個(gè)大惡作劇，可別讓別人知道了！我會(huì)在我21歲生日那天出現(xiàn)，然后嚇?biāo)腥艘淮筇?！?/p>

他說這話時(shí)，喬治20歲，弗雷德20歲

現(xiàn)在，祝喬治49歲生日快樂！弗雷德20歲生日快樂！

“媽媽，哥哥他又對(duì)著鏡子說話了

粉雙子這么久都沒整理過已知資料，那就整一下當(dāng)生賀吧，生賀圖肝了一通宵都沒肝出來喜歡的，就不掛了

PART1.語錄：

1. "George,"

"I think we have grown up without a full-time education.”

"Yes, I have always thought so.”

"Now it's time to test our abilities in the real world, what do you think?”

"Not so bad at all.”

"A broomstick is flying!”

"We will not see you again again.”

"Yeah, don't bother keeping in touch.”

"If anyone wants to buy a portable swamp, the upstairs demonstration one, just go to 93 Wesley, Diagon Lane,"

"That's our store location!”

"Hogwarts students can simply swear to drive the old bat away with our products.”

“喬治，”

“我覺得我們已經(jīng)長(zhǎng)大了，不用接受全日制教育了。”

“是啊，我也一直這么想?！?/p>

“現(xiàn)在該到現(xiàn)實(shí)社會(huì)中檢驗(yàn)一下我們的才干了，你說呢？”

“一點(diǎn)兒也不錯(cuò)?！?/p>

“飛天掃帚飛來！”

“我們不會(huì)跟你再見了?！?/p>

“對(duì)，別費(fèi)心保持聯(lián)絡(luò)了?！?/p>

“要是有誰想購(gòu)買便攜式沼澤，就是樓上演示的那種，到對(duì)角巷93號(hào)－－韋斯萊笑料魔法店去就行了，”

“那是我們的店址！”

“霍格沃茨的學(xué)生只要發(fā)誓用我們的產(chǎn)品趕走這只老蝙蝠，就可以享受優(yōu)惠價(jià)?！?/p>

2."I can't believe it!I can't believe it!Oh, Ron, it was so amazing!monitor!Everyone in the family is a senior leader!”

"What are Fred and I?Is the neighbor next door?”

“我真不敢相信！我真不敢相信！哦，羅恩，真是太棒了！級(jí)長(zhǎng)！家里的每個(gè)人都是級(jí)長(zhǎng)！”

“弗雷德和我算什么？隔壁鄰居嗎？”

3."Can't hear clearly, do you think we should take the risk and use the tailwind ear?”

"It is worth it,"

"I can slip upstairs and get a pair for--"

"We are not the place to hide the stolen goods!”

"Good to hear mom scold someone.”

"Finally, the roaring object is not us, what a wonderful change ah.”

“聽不清楚，你想我們?cè)摬辉撁半U(xiǎn)，用用順風(fēng)耳？”

“許是值得吧，”

“我可以溜到樓上去拿一對(duì)來－－”

“我們不是窩藏贓物的地方！” 這時(shí)韋斯萊夫人的話

“真高興聽到媽媽責(zé)罵別人。”

“好不容易，吼叫的對(duì)象不是我們，多美妙的改變啊?！?/p>

4. & quot; Oh, Percy, you are a prefect!You should have told us that we didn't know anything!”

"Slow, I think, I remember he said, said ——" once

"Maybe two ——" s

"Wait a moment for the ——"

"A whole summer of talking about ——"

"哎呀，珀西，你原來是級(jí)長(zhǎng)呀！你早該告訴我們，我們一點(diǎn)都不知道呢！”

“慢著，我想，我記得他說過，說過一次——”

“說不定是兩次——”

“等一會(huì)兒——”

“說了整整一個(gè)夏天呢——”

5."Oh, mother,"

"If the Hogg Express train is destroyed tomorrow and George and I die, what should you think that the last word we hear from you is a groundless accusation?”

“哎呀，媽媽，”

“如果明天霍格襖茨特快列車被撞毀，我和喬治都死了，你想到我們從你這兒聽到的最后一句話是毫無根據(jù)的指責(zé)，你的心里該是什么滋味??？”

6."It's secret and doesn't know until the ministry decides to make it public.”

"Mr.Crouch is right not to divulge secrets easily.”

"Oh, you will shut yourself up, Wetherby.”

“這是機(jī)密，要等部里決定公開的時(shí)候才能知道?！?/p>

“克勞奇先生不輕易泄露機(jī)密是對(duì)的?！?/p>

“哦，你閉嘴吧，韋瑟比?！?/p>

7."We were going to shut him up in the pyramid,"

"Too bad that my mother found out.”

“我們?cè)瓉硎且阉P(guān)到金字塔里來著，”

“可惜讓媽媽發(fā)現(xiàn)了?！?/p>

8."Fred, you will go first.”

"Mother, I'm George!Fred is there!How are you being a mom of ……"

"softly chant!George, sorry, I ……"

"Well, mom, make a joke, I'm Fred!”

“弗雷德，你先走。”

“媽媽，我是喬治！弗雷德在那！你是怎么當(dāng)媽媽的……”

“哦！喬治，對(duì)不起，我……”

“好了，媽媽，開個(gè)玩笑，我是弗雷德!”

9."It seems like someone is suffering!”

"You have to deal with the heart spell!”

"To be silly, Neville, that is illegal,"

"They can't spell on the warriors.I rather think it sounds something like Percy is singing... and maybe you're going to attack him while he takes the shower, Harry.”

“好像是什么人在受折磨！”

“你要對(duì)付的是鉆心咒！”

“被說傻話，納威，那是不合法的，”

“他們不能在勇士身上念鉆心咒。我倒覺得這聲音有點(diǎn)像珀西在唱歌……說不定你要在他沖澡的時(shí)候去襲擊他，哈利?！?/p>

10."Well, the lads.”

"And also, all the girls.”

"And also, all the girls.”

"It's time.”

"This important moment.”

"The moment that we have all been waiting for.”

"We already remember Oliver's speech very well.”

"We were on the team last year.”

"Shut yourself up, you two.”

"This is the best team for Gryffindor in so many years.We'll win.I know.”

"Not good enough for you.”

“好了，小伙子們?！?/p>

“還有姑娘們?！?/p>

“還有姑娘們?！?/p>

“是時(shí)候了?！?/p>

“這個(gè)重要的時(shí)刻?！?/p>

“我們大家一直在等待的時(shí)刻?！?/p>

“奧利弗的講話我們已經(jīng)記得爛熟。”

“我們?nèi)ツ昃驮陉?duì)里。”

“閉嘴，你們兩個(gè)?！?/p>

“這是格蘭芬多這么多年來最好的一支隊(duì)伍。我們會(huì)贏的。我知道。”

“要不夠你們受的?！?/p>

11."I don't know if to go to this game, and if Zakrice Smith beat us, I might kill myself.”

"It is much more likely to kill him.”

“我不知道要不要去看這場(chǎng)比賽，如果扎卡賴斯·史密斯打敗了我們，我可能會(huì)自殺的?！?/p>

“殺了他更可能?！?/p>

12. "I must never sell it to our sister, especially you have now hot with five boys in a row... this is us from ……"

(" The nonsense you heard from Ron. What is that?”）

"The dwarf pu.But don't change the subject!What's going about Dean Thomas?”

(" yes.But there is no doubt that at least on the last time I saw him he was just a boy, not five.”）

“我決不能把它賣給我們的妹妹，特別是你現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)連續(xù)與五個(gè)男孩打得火熱……這是我們從……”

（“這是你們從羅恩那里聽來的胡說八道的鬼話，那是什么？”）

“侏儒蒲。不過你別轉(zhuǎn)移話題呀！迪安·托馬斯是怎么回事？”

（“是的?？墒呛翢o疑問至少在我上次見到他的時(shí)候他還只是一個(gè)男孩，而不是五個(gè)?！保?/p>

PART2.感言：

它可以讓曾經(jīng)海誓山盟的戀人成為陌路，可能讓曾經(jīng)近在咫尺的兩個(gè)人陰陽(yáng)兩隔。誰也說不準(zhǔn)會(huì)發(fā)生什么。

羅琳說敲完最后一個(gè)單詞的一瞬自己的淚水瞬間決堤，她自己都不敢相信終結(jié)這個(gè)詞會(huì)出現(xiàn)在這個(gè)系列。而書外的我們，也不敢相信匆忙之間光陰已經(jīng)過去了很久。

這一對(duì)韋斯萊家的雙胞胎、羅恩的哥哥們很早就出場(chǎng)了。整個(gè)哈利波特系列，凡是引人發(fā)笑的橋段，必定以他們倆為主角。有弗雷德就有喬治，有喬治就有弗雷德，只要有他們，無論是多么沉重的情景也能瞬間輕松許多。這一點(diǎn)在七部書中體現(xiàn)的淋漓盡致，比如第六部，在伏地魔恐怖的黑色威壓下，他們的笑話店毫無忌憚貼出了一則廣告：

——你為什么害怕神秘人？你應(yīng)該害怕——便秘仁！便秘的感覺折磨著國(guó)人！

書中哈利笑的前仰后合，書外的我也笑的前仰后合。先前的壓抑氣氛一掃而光。他們?nèi)绱说母阈Γ灾劣谇皫撞?，我都懷疑JK羅琳寫他們僅僅是為全書增添點(diǎn)笑料而已。

可看完第七部，不得不為這個(gè)猜想打了個(gè)大叉號(hào)。搞笑歸搞笑，在大義這一邊，他們的確是英雄。為了正義與信念，喬治失掉了一只耳朵，而弗雷德則大步走向了死亡。

“你真是在開玩笑，珀西......我好像很久沒聽你開玩笑了，自從你——”

說完這最后一句玩笑話，弗雷德綻開的燦爛笑容還沒有消失，死神便突兀的降臨了。

弗雷德的兩只眼睛空洞地瞪著，臉上還留著最后的一絲笑容。

與小天狼星一樣，這兩個(gè)天不怕地不怕的人，都是以最燦爛的笑容來迎接死亡。

怎么以前沒有在意到弗雷德和喬治的動(dòng)人之處呢？

他們?cè)诠顭o助的時(shí)候陪在了他的身邊；他們?cè)谌熒柺転跄防锲嬲廴璧臅r(shí)候挺身而出；他們?yōu)楣瑒e人大打出手；他們堅(jiān)定不移地信任哈利的任何話；他們給了哈利一份勇氣，給這陰霾的天空添了一道明媚的光。

他們是夜空中最耀眼的雙子星。

PART3.各類同人里的神仙句子

目前已知較少，只有9段，歡迎投稿！