整合自游戲文件夾steamapps\common\VA-11 HALL-A\scripts。包括劇情中英文文本（包括各種不同酒的不同選項）以及Jill在家里的每日手機資訊。會有部分對話刪減，重點提名某小可愛和某主播。

　　萌新可從零開始，若是對幕后趣聞＆故事＆吧啦吧啦感興趣的老酒保亦可直接拉到后面。

【開局】

Anna：噓。

Anna: Pssst.

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Anna：嘿，看這邊。

Anna: Hey, over here.

Anna：喂！

Anna: BOO!

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Anna：這樣的登場方式如何？

Anna: How's that for an entrance?

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Anna：……

Anna: ...

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Anna：拜托，Jo，打起精神！游戲已經(jīng)開始了，玩家需要對主角有個良好的第一印象。

Anna: Come on Jo, look sharp! The game's starting and the player needs a good first impression of its main character.

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Anna：我知道你在上個周末伺候過一群衣冠楚楚的柯基犬，而且這間酒吧即將倒閉。

Anna: I know you served a bunch of tuxedo-clad Corgis over the weekend and the bar will eventually close.

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Anna：……我也承認對你的惡作劇可能有點過分。

Anna: ...and I'll admit my little prank on you might've gone a bit overboard.

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Anna：但請記住，生活的90%都取決于你如何對待！你要保持專注，看到事物光明的一面！

Anna: But remember, life is 90% how you take it! Stay focused and look at the brighter side of things.

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Anna：我是不知道光明的一面是什么樣啦，但你應該能找到的。

Anna: I have no idea what the brighter side is, but you should totally find it.

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Anna：無論如何，你應該去檢查一下自己剛收到的包裹。

Anna: In any case, you should totally check that parcel you just got.

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Anna：再見啦！

Anna: See ya!

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Jill：……！

Jill: ...!

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Jill：*哈欠*原來是夢。

Jill: Oh... *yawn* just a dream.

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Jill：(嗯？門邊有什么東西)。

Jill: (Hm? There's something near the door.)

【二周目開局】

Anna：噓。

Anna: Pssst.

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Anna：嘿，看這邊。

Anna: Hey, over here.

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Anna：喂！

Anna: Boo!

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Anna：……

Anna: ...

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Anna：嗯？為什么我沒出現(xiàn)在電視上？

Anna: Hm? Why didn't I show up on the TV?

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Anna：同一個惡作劇玩太多次就會變老套了，懂吧？

Anna: Gags get old if you repeat them too much, you know?

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Anna：別管那些了。感謝你再次游玩！

Anna: But no matter. Thank you for playing again!

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Anna：別擔心，你不會因在前一輪中做出的選擇而受到懲罰的。這是一次全新的開始。

Anna: Don't worry, you won't be punished for choices made in past playthroughs. This is a fresh new beginning.

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Anna：呃……基本上是全新的。

Anna: Um... almost fresh, at least.

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Anna：Jo會保留她在上一輪結(jié)局后剩下的積蓄。

Anna: Jo will have all the money she had at the end of last time.

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Anna：已經(jīng)購買或解鎖的內(nèi)容也會得到繼承。

Anna: She'll keep everything she bought or unlocked too.

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Anna：這意味著她有可能在成為百萬富翁的同時仍是一個窮酸的調(diào)酒師。

Anna: That means she can potentially be a millionaire but remain the same poor bartender.

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Anna：……

Anna: ...

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Anna：……懸念總有存在的理由，對吧？

Anna: ...well, suspension of disbelief exists for a reason, right?

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Anna：哦，那些賬單還會再次出現(xiàn)。請留神。

Anna: Oh, but debts will still show up, so be careful.

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Anna：你看到全部的結(jié)局了嗎？接下來我會給一些提示。

Anna: Did you get all of the endings yet? Here's a couple of tips.

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Anna：讓Jo無家可歸是邁向諸多結(jié)局之一的第一步。

Anna: Leaving Jo homeless or not is the first step towards at least one of them.

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Anna：還有兩個結(jié)局需要你對筋肉美少女和貓耳美少女展示最精湛的調(diào)酒師技藝。

Anna: There's two of them that rely on being a top bartender to the buff sweetheart and the cat-eared beauty.

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Anna：上述結(jié)局還需要你耐心對待那個自命不凡的小丑。

Anna: Of those two, one needs you to be patient with the pompous buffoon.

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Anna：另一個則有必要給那位巨乳機器人端上她想要的飲料。

Anna: The other one needs you to serve the busty 'droid what she wants.

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Anna：至于另一位巨乳女，金發(fā)的那個。只要你別表現(xiàn)得像個混球，看到她的結(jié)局應該不成問題。

Anna: The other busty girl, the blonde one. You should get hers as long as you're not an asshole.

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Anna：Becky的結(jié)局也很簡單，只要你能記住她說過的話。

Anna: And Becky's should be easy as long as you remember what she says.

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Anna：共有六個不同的結(jié)局，你能全部達成嗎？

Anna: Six different endings, can you get them all?

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Anna：很抱歉嘮叨了這么多。我們就假裝這一切都沒發(fā)生過吧。

Anna: Sorry for all the chatter. Let's pretend this never happened.

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Anna：游戲開始！

Anna: GAME START!

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Jill：……！

Jill: ...!

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：……真是受夠了。午睡前不能再吃龍舌蘭酒調(diào)味泡面了。

Jill: ...that's it. No more tequila-seasoned ramen before the afternoon nap.

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Jill：Fore，你在嚼什么東西？那是封信嗎？

Jill: And what the hell are you chewing on, Fore? Is that a letter?

?Jill：晚上好。

Jill: G'evening.

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？？？： ?。∧愫冒?，Jill。

???: Ah! Hey there, Jill.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Jill：哦。你好，John。

Jill: Oh. Hey, John.

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？？？： ……

???: ...

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Jill：你什么時候才會承認自己長得像John，Gil？

Jill: When will you admit you have a John face, Gil?

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Gillian：當你允許別人管你叫Jules的時候。

Gillian: When you let people call you Jules.

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Jill：閉嘴。

Jill: Quiet.

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Gillian：你還好嗎？你看起來心煩意亂的。

Gillian: Are you okay? You look distracted.

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Jill：Boss在哪兒？

Jill: Where's Boss?

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Gillian：不知道。她出門買東西然后……

Gillian: Dunno. She went out to buy some stuff and...

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Gillian：你聽見我剛才和你說什么了嗎？

Gillian: Did you hear what I just told you?

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Jill：你說什么了？

Jill: You said something?

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Gillian：是的。我說你看起來心煩意亂。非常煩，非常亂。

Gillian: Yes. That you look distracted. Very, very distracted.

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Jill：我沒事。我只是在想……事情。

Jill: It's nothing. I'm just thinking about... stuff.

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Gillian：什么事？

Gillian: What stuff?

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Jill：是這樣的，我需要在30號交房租，這件事總是壓力很大，還有……

Jill: Well, I have to pay rent by the 30th, which is always stressful, and -

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Gillian：啊。

Gillian: Ah.

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Jill：（再有就是，我意識到昨天自己自言自語了整整一小時。）

Jill: (There's also the fact that I spent a full hour yesterday apparently talking to myself.)

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Jill：（更別提兩天前那殘酷的現(xiàn)實，我發(fā)現(xiàn)這家酒吧正面臨倒閉的風險。）

Jill: (Not to mention the fact that two days ago, I found out the bar is at risk of closing.)

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Jill：（因此，不光是我的生活遭到顛覆，連我自己都快發(fā)瘋了。）

Jill: (So not only is my life being shaken up, I'm apparently going crazy.)

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Jill：（最要命的是，給Fore做絕育花光了我剩下的錢，而再拖欠一次房租，我就會被趕出去了。）

Jill: (On top of that, neutering Fore left me with a completely empty wallet and I'll get evicted if I miss rent again...)

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Jill：（還有我的公寓里堆滿了啤酒罐，還有……）

Jill: (And there're all the beer cans around my apartment, and...)

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Gillian：Jill！

Gillian: Jill!

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Jill：抱歉，你剛才說什么了嗎？

Jill: Sorry, did you say something?

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Gillian：……你今天真的還能工作嗎？

Gillian: ...can you really work today?

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Jill：我當然能！

Jill: Of course I can!

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Gillian：那咱們先過一遍基礎(chǔ)流程吧，好嗎？以防萬一。

Gillian: Let's go through the basics, then, shall we? Just in case.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Gillian：如果你能調(diào)出一杯Piano Man，我就會省略其他說明。不然就請耐心聽我講完，好嗎？

Gillian: If you can make a Piano Man, I'll skip the rest. But. Bear with me for a second here, okay?

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Gillian：那就先從調(diào)一杯Sugar Rush做起吧。

Gillian: Let's start with a Sugar Rush.

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Gillian：在調(diào)酒指南左上角的導航欄中，尋找配方標簽。

Gillian: Look for the recipe using the navigation bar in the recipe book that will show up on the top left.

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Gillian：你還可以通過“甜味”等口味和“男性化”等種類來為飲料分類。

Gillian: You can also sort drinks by flavors like "Sweet" or types like "Manly".

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Gillian：按照配方需求的數(shù)量，將原料從對應的欄位中拖至位于中央的搖酒壺中。

Gillian: Drag the desired amount of ingredients from their cells on the right to the shaker in the center.

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Jill：Gil……

Jill: Gil...

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Gillian：搞定之后，點擊調(diào)制按鈕，然后再次點擊以結(jié)束調(diào)制。

Gillian: When done, press the mix button, and then press it again to stop mixing.

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Gillian：點擊上酒按鈕或飲料本身來為顧客上酒，這就是整個流程了。

Gillian: Click the serve button or the drink itself to serve it and that'll be all.

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Gillian：哦，如果調(diào)出的飲料看上去很糟的話，你還需要點擊重做按鈕，再來一遍。

Gillian: Oh, but if the drink looks messed up, you'll need to press the Reset button and try again.

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Gillian：你隨時都可以點擊重做。就算是在搖酒壺的工作過程中也不例外。隨意使用，無需擔心。

Gillian: You can press Reset at any time. Even while the Shaker is moving. Don't be afraid to use it.

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Jill：Gil，我通過了BTC的正規(guī)培訓，而你沒有。

Jill: Gil, I'm the one that went through the formal BTC instruction.

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Gillian：那么這些應該不成問題了！

Gillian: Then this should be no problem!

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Jill：*嘆氣*

Jill: *sigh*

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Jill：拿去。現(xiàn)在你開心了？

Jill: Here. Happy now?

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Gillian：稍微有點吧，但不是特別開心。咱們再調(diào)一杯。

Gillian: A little, but not quite. Let's do one more.

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Jill：*嘆氣*

Jill: *sigh*

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Gillian：知道啦，知道啦。您就受累遷就我一下。

Gillian: I know, I know. Please humor me for a bit.

【失誤】

Jill：拿去。

Jill: Here.

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Gillian：你……你調(diào)制的時間過長了。這杯因此被調(diào)和成了Sparkle Star。

Gillian: You... spent too much time mixing. It got blended and became a Sparkle Star instead.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Gillian：咱—咱們再試著調(diào)一杯別的。

Gillian: L-Let's try something else.

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Jill：拿去。開心了？

Jill: Here. Happy?

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Gillian：是的。非常開心。我知錯了。

Gillian: Yes. Very. I stand corrected.

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Gillian：那我們就準備開工吧。

Gillian: Now, let's get working.

【又失誤】

Jill：拿去。

Jill: Here.

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Gillian：這……并不是Sugar Rush。

Gillian: This is... not a Sugar Rush

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Gillian：呃……咱們再來調(diào)杯別的。

Gillian: Um... let's try something else.

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Gillian：一些飲料需要經(jīng)過調(diào)和而成。

Gillian: Some drinks need to be blended.

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Gillian：調(diào)制飲料超過五秒之后就會變成調(diào)和。如果搖酒壺開始快速晃動，就意味著正在進行調(diào)和。

Gillian: This is done by mixing it for over five seconds. You can tell it's being blended when the shaker starts moving faster.

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Gillian：你還需要留意調(diào)制的飲料是否需要陳化或加冰。

Gillian: You also need to check if the drink should be served on the rocks or aged.

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Gillian：注意旁邊的加冰和陳化按鈕，選中你所需要的步驟。

Gillian: Check Ice and Age buttons on the side to select the one you need.

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Gillian：順便，“加冰”所對應的原文是“On the rocks”。

Gillian: And in case it wasn't obvious. "On the rocks" means you have to toggle the "Ice" tab.

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Gillian：點擊之后，調(diào)酒臺就會在調(diào)制完成后為飲料加上冰塊。

Gillian: It should be noted that the station will add the ice after mixing.

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Gillian：這倒不是什么需要特別留意的事，只是個有趣的事實而已。

Gillian: It's not something you should mind though. Just a fun fact.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

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Gillian：給我一杯Moonblast，我就不再打擾你了。

Gillian: Give me a Moonblast and I'll leave you alone.

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Gillian：記住我剛才說的話！

Gillian: Keep in mind what I said!

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Jill：好吧，好吧……

Jill: Yeah, yeah...

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Jill：拿去。我陪你玩得夠久了嗎？

Jill: Here, did I amuse you for long enough?

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Gillian：夠了。很抱歉，耽誤了你的時間。

Gillian: You did. Sorry to hold you.

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Gillian：我們開工吧。

Gillian: Let's get working.

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Jill：好啊。

Jill: Yeah.

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Jill：拿去。

Jill: Here.

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Gillian：哈，你還真成功調(diào)出了Piano Man。

Gillian: Huh, you actually made the Piano Man.

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Gillian：拿到這杯之后，我就不會再打擾你了，很高興看到你還能做到這些。

Gillian: I was gonna leave you alone after this one, but good to see it done.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

【雙失誤】

Gillian：不—不多說了，我們開工吧。

Gillian: A-Anyways, let's start working.

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Jill：好啊。

Jill: Yeah.

【叒失誤】

Jill：拿去。

Jill: Here.

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Gillian：唔……

Gillian: Um...

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Gillian：呃……

Gillian: Uh...

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Gillian：你畢竟沒在調(diào)酒時引發(fā)爆炸。那就到此為止吧。我們得開始干活兒了。

Gillian: You didn't blow everything when mixing. Let's leave it at that. We need to start working.

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Jill：總算結(jié)束了。

Jill: Finally.

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Gillian：哦，對了！趁我還沒忘掉。

Gillian: Oh, yeah! Before I forget!

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Jill：嗯？

Jill: Hm?

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Gillian：通過加入雙倍的原料，可以調(diào)出大杯的飲料。

Gillian: You can make any drink big by doubling the amount of ingredients.

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Gillian：但如果配方中要求添加的原料數(shù)量超過了10，那意味著它已經(jīng)是大杯飲料了。

Gillian: But if the recipe already has over 10 ingredients, the drink is already big.

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Gillian：哦，還有，如果配方中寫著“可任選Karmotrine”，那意味著你可以不加，也可以加到滿。

Gillian: Oh, and if a recipe says it uses "Optional Karmotrine" it means you can use none or fill it to the brim.

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Gillian：當然，可任選的Karmotrine數(shù)量是不會導致飲料變成大杯的。

Gillian: Optional Karmotrine doesn't count towards making a big drink, of course.?

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Gillian：Karmotrine是飲料中的酒精性成分。它不會改變味道，但添加的數(shù)量會影響到顧客。

Gillian: Karmotrine is the alcoholic factor in a drink. It doesn't change the taste but the amount still has an effect.

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Gillian：如果你添加了很多，顧客就會更容易喝醉。所以在調(diào)酒時請多留意。

Gillian: If you add too much of it, the client will get drunk faster. So please be mindful of that.

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Jill：您的講解結(jié)束了嗎？

Jill: Are you done with the exposition?

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Gillian：是啊，該講的都講完了。

Gillian: Now I am. Yeah.

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Dana：嘿，伙計們！

Dana: Hey, guys!

Jill：哦，Boss……誒？

Jill: Oh Bo-... eh?

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Jill：那—那是誰？

Jill: W-Who's that?

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Dana：不認識。我出門購物時遇到了她。

Dana: I don't know. Found her while I was out shopping.

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Gillian：為什么要把她帶過來？

Gillian: Why bring her here?

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Dana：是這樣，我要么把她丟給外界的人情冷暖擺布，要么把她失去知覺的身體搬到這兒來。

Dana: Well, it was either leave her outside at the mercy of society's finest or bring her unconscious body in here.

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Jill：她醒來后肯定會大吵大鬧。你明明知道的。

Jill: She's going to make such a ruckus when she wakes up. You know that.

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Dana：那就交給你們對付了。我可要回辦公室了。

Dana: That's up for you to deal with. I'll be in my office.

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Jill：你不能把那個責任推卸給我們！我們還有工作要做呢，可惡！

Jill: You can't just push that responsibility onto us! We have work to do, damn it!

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Dana：你們可是二人組！要相信自己！

Dana: There're two of you! Believe in yourselves!

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Jill：*嘆氣*

Jill: *sigh*

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Gillian：你覺得會不會是老大把她打暈了？

Gillian: Do you think Chief knocked her out?

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Jill：不，不太可能。如果她真的做出了那種事，肯定會吹噓一番，或是對我們嘲諷一番的。

Jill: Nah, that's unlikely. She'd be crowing about it or taunting us if that were the case.

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Jill：她也不像是會對這樣的小姑娘動手的人……至少不會無緣無故地這么做。

Jill: And it's not like her to pick on such a small girl... at least not unprovoked.

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Gillian：沒錯，你說得對。

Gillian: Yeah, you're right.

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Gillian：我們只需要小聲一點。她看起來似乎只是睡得正香，而不是不省人事。

Gillian: We'll just need to keep it quiet. She seems to be just sleeping soundly, not comatose.

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Jill：好的。

Jill: Yeah.

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Gillian：那好。今晚就由此開幕了！

Gillian: Okay then. Time to start the night!

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Jill：是的，我要開工了，而你要去清理衛(wèi)生間。

Jill: Yes, I'll start working while YOU go clean the bathroom.

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Gillian：呃……你說什么？

Gillian: Um... come again?

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Jill：當你在整個周末和周一為天知道什么事兒忙活的同時，我們接待了一些有趣的顧客。

Jill: While you spent the whole weekend and Monday doing god-knows-what, we've had some interesting clients come in.

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Jill：狗。很多狗。

Jill: Dogs. Lots of 'em.

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Gillian：你在開玩笑。

Gillian: You're joking.

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Jill：Gil，你認識我多久了？我像是會開那種玩笑的女人嗎？

Jill: Gil, you've known me for how long now? Do I look like the kind of woman who would make a joke like that?

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Gillian：好吧……

Gillian: Well...

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Jill：所以！作為把我獨自一人留下應付那些事的懲罰，你要負責清理衛(wèi)生間。

Jill: So! As punishment for leaving me to deal with all of that on my lonesome, you'll be in charge of cleaning the bathrooms.

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Jill：好好享受！

Jill: Have fun!

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Gillian：那樣就行了？好吧。我沒意見。

Gillian: Just that? Fine. I see no problem.

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Gillian：清潔工具在哪兒？

Gillian: Where's the cleaning stuff?

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Jill：拿去。

Jill: Here.

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Gillian：……你是從家里帶過來的，對吧？

Gillian: ...you brought that from home, didn't you?

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Jill：正是如此。

Jill: That I did.

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Gillian：好——吧——。

Gillian: Fiiiiiiiiiiine.

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Jill：（搞定那件事之后，我們不妨用新的“點唱機”放些音樂。）

Jill: (With that out of the way, let's play some music on the new "Jukebox".)

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Jill：（這個型號需要先選曲填滿12個欄位才能開始播放。）

Jill: (This model needs to have all of its 12 slots filled with songs before it can start.)

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Jill：（搞不懂這個決策有什么邏輯可言……）

Jill: (I wonder what was the logic behind that decision...)

Jill：調(diào)制飲料，改變生活。

Jill: Time to mix drinks and change lives.

？？？：嘿，說你呢！給我來杯啤酒（Beer）。

???: Hey you! Get me a Beer.

Jill：哦！沒問題。馬上就好。

Jill: Oh! Sure. Right on it.

?【小杯……正常啤酒】

Jill：請慢用。

Jill: Here you go.

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？？？：不行，不行。這杯可不夠。給我一大杯。

???: No, no. This isn't gonna cut it. Gimme a big one.

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Jill：嗯……沒問題。

Jill: Um... sure.

【依然正常啤酒】

Jill：這杯如何？

Jill: And now?

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？？？：我說過要一“大”杯，小家伙。“大”！像老子的迪奧一樣大！

???: I said a BIG one, brat. BIG! Like my?迪克!

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？？？：當我沒說。這兩杯湊合一下得了。

???: Forget it. These two will have to do.

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Jill：……

Jill: ...

?【普通后的大杯啤酒】

Jill：這杯如何？

Jill: How about this one?

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？？？：啊，很好。這杯配得上我這樣的漢子。

???: Ah, yes. Now, this one's fit for a man like me.

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Jill：那就好……

Jill: Right...

　

　

【正常啤酒后的其他不含酒精飲品】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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？？？：我嘗嘗……

???: Let's see...

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？？？：啐！你以為這樣很有趣嗎？給我一杯喝不醉的東西？

???: Psheh! You think this is funny? Giving me something that won't get me wasted?

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？？？：好吧，隨你的便。就這樣算了。

???: Yeah, whatever. Leave it at that.

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Jill：有趣……沒錯。

Jill: Funny... sure.

?【正常啤酒后的其他含酒精飲品】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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？？？：哼……

???: Hmph...

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？？？：這杯最好能把我灌醉。這是為了你好。

???: This better get me wasted. For your sake.

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Jill：當然可以，沒必要擔心那個。

Jill: Sure, no worries there.

　

　

?【第一杯就是大杯啤酒】

Jill：請慢用。

Jill: Here you go.

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？？？：好，這杯不錯。非常棒。干得好。

???: Yeah, this one's good. Pretty good, in fact. Nice job.

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Jill：嗯……謝謝您了。

Jill: Um... thanks, I guess.

【第一杯含酒精的非啤酒】

Jill：請慢用。

Jill: Here you go.

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？？？：*嘆氣*

???: *sigh*

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？？？：聽著，小家伙。我不知道你是從哪兒來的，但是在這個國家，這玩意可不叫啤酒。

???: Listen, kid. I don't know where you're from but in this country, that isn't what you call a Beer.

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？？？：雖然這玩意似乎能把我灌醉。但別指望我會為這個買單。

???: Seems like it'll get me drunk, at least. But don't expect me to pay for it.

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Jill：不用操那份心。

Jill: Don't worry.

?【第一杯不含酒精非啤酒】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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？？？：……

???: ...

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？？？：聽著，小家伙。我是條漢子。是個成年人。如果我想喝什么灌不醉自己的東西，你覺得我會來酒吧嗎？

???: Listen, kid. I'm a man. An adult. If I wanted something that wouldn't get me drunk, do you think I'd come to a bar?

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？？？：那我就再說一次。給我一杯啤酒。P—I—J—I—U：啤酒（Beer）。

???: Let's try this again. Give me a Beer. Bravo Echo Echo Romeo: BEER.

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？？？：如果你連那個都做不到的話，就至少給我調(diào)點含酒精的東西出來。

???: If you're incapable of doing that, at least give me something alcoholic.

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Jill：好—好的……

Jill: R-Right...

?【含酒精卻依然不是啤酒的飲品】

Jill：這杯如何？

Jill: How about this?

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？？？：還行吧。你學得很慢，你自己知道嗎？

???: I guess this'll do. You're a slow one, you know that?

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Jill：（那就算是我學得慢吧……）

Jill: (I'm slow then...)

?【普通啤酒】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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？？？：瞧？只要你用心，還是能做到的嘛。

???: See? You can do it if you put your mind to it.

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Jill：那就……謝謝您？

Jill: Thanks... I guess...?

?【大杯啤酒】

Jill：這杯如何？

Jill: What about this one?

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？？？：好啊，好啊……你真的做到了，而且做得還不錯。真讓我驚訝。

???: Well, well... you can actually do it, and quite well at that. Color me surprised.

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？？？：干得好，小家伙。干得好。

???: Good job, brat. Good job.

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Jill：那就……謝謝您。

Jill: Thanks... I guess.

【依然失誤且不含酒精】

Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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？？？：這杯破玩意里仍然連一滴酒精都沒有。

???: Still not a trace of alcohol in this shit.

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？？？：隨你的便。就這樣吧。你比我的第二個老婆還差勁。

???: Whatever. Leave it. You're worse than my second wife.

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？？？：別指望我會為這個買單，聽到了嗎？

???: Don't expect me to pay you for this one, you hear?

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Jill：收到。

Jill: Sure.

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？？？：你們的運氣不錯，我剛才碰巧在這附近開會。這個鬼地方著實需要我這樣的大人物蒞臨指導。

???: You're lucky I was in a meeting close by. This hell hole could certainly use a presence like mine.

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？？？：不過，說句公道話，工作曾把我?guī)У礁愀獾墓淼胤?。比如說新澤西III。

???: Although to be fair, work has taken me to worse hell holes. Like New Jersey III.

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Jill：嘿……

Jill: Huh...

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Jill：請問您做什么工作，這位先生……怎么稱呼？

Jill: What kind of work do you do, mister...?

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Donovan：你正在和Donovan D. Dawson交談，我是The Augmented Eye的主編和老板。

Donovan: You're talking to Donovan D. Dawson, chief editor and owner of The Augmented Eye.

Donovan：任何文章都需要經(jīng)過我的批準才能刊登。

Donovan: Nothing gets published there without my blessings.

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Jill：（今天的頭一位顧客似乎還挺有意思。）

Jill: (The day started with quite the interesting fellow, it seems.)

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Jill：也就是說，那些鋪天蓋地的關(guān)于Alice_Rabbit的日常爛稿應該歸咎于你了？

Jill: So you're the one to blame for the barrage of daily articles on Alice_Rabbit, then?

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Donovan：嘿！人們喜歡那些文章——他們樂意閱讀那個都市傳說。

Donovan: Hey! People love those articles - they love reading about that urban legend.

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Donovan：你能怪罪他們嗎？想想看，一個不按常理出牌的黑客，僅為自己的目標而行，不為任何人賣命……

Donovan: Can you blame 'em? The idea of some wildcard hacker working for their own goals and nobody else's...

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Donovan：正是這樣老套的爛稿才能爭取到點擊量。而且人人都會去點擊它們。

Donovan: That's the kind of corny shit that brings the clicks. From all kinds of people.

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Donovan：而點擊量能賺到錢，錢又能買到好東西。

Donovan: And clicks bring money, and money brings nice stuff.

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Donovan：比如豪車，豪宅，老婆孩子的整容手術(shù)之類的好東西。

Donovan: Stuff like cars, and houses, and plastic surgery for the missus and her kids.

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Jill：好吧，我要抱怨的不是你們在寫關(guān)于那個黑客的事，而是你們每天都在寫那些事。

Jill: Well, I'm not complaining about the fact you write about the hacker. Just that you write about them every single day.

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Jill：其中一些甚至都不是新聞。不過是些臆測，還有……抄襲。

Jill: Some of it isn't even news. Just speculations or ...copycats.

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Jill：我在閱讀貴報每日推送的內(nèi)容時，總會遇到至少一篇關(guān)于Alice_Rabbit的東西。

Jill: I can't read your newspaper's daily feed without running into at least ONE article about Alice_Rabbit.

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Donovan：好吧，首先要聲明：那不是我寫的，是我的實習生寫的。

Donovan: Well, first of all: I don't write about it, my interns do.

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Donovan：這群可憐蟲以為這么干就能讓自己轉(zhuǎn)正了。

Donovan: The poor bastards think it'll help make them full-time employees.

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Donovan：我不過是趁這個話題流行期間順手撈一筆罷了。

Donovan: I'm just capitalizing on this topic while it's popular.

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Donovan：其次：你只是看膩了一篇關(guān)于所謂的黑客的文章……

Donovan: And second: You're tired of one article about a supposed hacker...

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Donovan：但那些關(guān)于謀殺和其他驚悚消息的報道也是每天都有，這就不讓你感到厭煩嗎？

Donovan: But not all the daily stories about murders and other horrors?

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Jill：這個嘛，我向來是過濾掉那部分內(nèi)容不看的。我可不想擔驚受怕地開始自己的一天。

Jill: Well, I always filter out that section. I don't want to start my day scared and bitter.

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Jill：我日常面對的壓力和問題已經(jīng)夠多了。我可不想讓Glitch City可愛的市民們也在其中占有一席之地。

Jill: I have enough pressure and problems as is. I don't need to add Glitch City's lovely citizens to the list.

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Donovan：你比你看上去要聰明得多，小家伙。但如果像你這樣的人再多一些。我就會因為缺乏流量而破產(chǎn)了。

Donovan: You're smarter than you look, kid. But if more people were like you, I'd go bankrupt from the lack of traffic.

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Donovan：……話是這么說。也許我的工作也能變簡單一些。

Donovan: ...still. Maybe my job would be easier.

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Jill：怎么說？

Jill: How so?

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Donovan：人們會脫敏……鈍化……人們?nèi)绻磸妥x到某種新聞，就會對此感到厭倦。

Donovan: People get desenti... deseszi... people get bored of a certain kind of news after seeing it repeatedly.

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Donovan：我剛開始干這行的時候，像老婦人喪命這樣的新聞就足以保證點擊量。

Donovan: When I started in this job, it only took the news of some elderly woman being killed to guarantee clicks.

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Donovan：而如今呢，你需要老婦人懷抱生病的孩子遭卡車撞擊才行。

Donovan: Now, you need an elderly woman carrying a sick baby boy getting hit by a truck.

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Donovan：光是死亡還不夠。讀者需要事件背后有一整篇煽情的悲傷故事。

Donovan: Death's not enough. They need a full sob story behind it.

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Donovan：正是因此，我才喜歡那些都市傳說：它們很容易寫，而且你可以隨心所欲地胡編亂造。

Donovan: That's why I like those urban legends: they're easier to write about and you can make up any shit you want.

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Donovan：只需趁話題流行的時候沒完沒了地念叨。這樣的話，就連你這樣回避謀殺報道的人也能看到它們。

Donovan: Spam them while they're hot. And even people like you, people who avoid the murder stories, will see them.

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Donovan：那樣的話就能賺到錢了。就像我剛才說的那樣，錢可是好東西。

Donovan: That brings money. And like I said, money's good.

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Jill：（嘿，我覺得他也算有點道理……）

Jill: (Huh, I guess he has a point...)

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Jill：那些意見專欄又如何？那些能算創(chuàng)造流量的穩(wěn)定源頭嗎？

Jill: What about the opinion columns? Aren't those a good source of traffic too?

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Donovan：哦，我恨那票兔崽子。他們成天都在寫自己比其他人強在什么地方。

Donovan: Oh, I hate those brats. They just write about how they're better than everyone else.

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Donovan：他們還可能會寫為什么喜歡特定事物的人就活該被（這是屏蔽框所以不要在意）肛。

Donovan: They might also write about how everyone that likes a certain something should be sodomized.

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Donovan：最糟糕的是，那群人對于我們有一半點擊來自于他們心知肚明，因此他們膽敢在我面前瞎蹦跶。

Donovan: The worst part about that is they KNOW half of our clicks come from them so they get all diva-like on my ass.

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Jill：我覺得你有點太苛刻了。你覺得……？

Jill: I think you're being too harsh. What about...?

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Jill：……不，等等。我想到了另一家報紙上。沒錯，你們頁面上的專欄作者非常煩人。

Jill: ...no, wait. I was thinking of another newspaper. Yeah, the columnists on your page are annoying.

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Donovan：是吧？

Donovan: See?

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Donovan：那個做餐館評論專欄的小犢子……嗯……呃……該死，忘了那個兔崽子的名字了。

Donovan: The kid on the restaurant critique column... um... uh... shit, forgot that brat's name.

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Jill：餐館？我覺得應該是……

Jill: Restaurant? I believe that's...

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Donovan：就是那個小犢子。老子才不在乎他的名字。

Donovan: That kid. Couldn't care less about his name.

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Donovan：總之。他的專欄是那票人里面最不受歡迎的。他得到的點擊比訃告欄還少。

Donovan: Anyway. His column is the least visited of the bunch. He gets less hits than the obituaries.

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Donovan：盡管如此，他仍然堅持認為老子應該報銷他去那些聳人聽聞的餐館冒險的費用。

Donovan: However, he still insists that I keep paying for his adventures to outrageous restaurants.

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Donovan：倘若他真的寫過自己去過的一半地方，我倒是不介意這筆開銷。

Donovan: I wouldn't have any problem with that if he actually wrote about half of the places he visits.

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Jill：結(jié)果呢？

Jill: How so?

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Donovan：他幾乎從來不寫報社派他去過的地方！

Donovan: He rarely writes about the places the newspaper sends him to!

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Donovan：我甚至還聽說過，他想靠聲稱自己是美食評論家而混到免費的三餐。

Donovan: I've even heard he tries to get free meals by proclaiming that he's a food critic.

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Donovan：但這個可憐蟲撂下這些話之后只落得被嘲笑一番的下場。

Donovan: Poor bastard only gets laughed at when he says that.

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Jill：我還真記得有人來這家店討要免費飲品，還聲稱自己是個評論家之類的。

Jill: I do remember some guy coming here asking for free drinks, and saying he was a critic or whatever.

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Donovan：他是不是長著一張小臉的胖孩子？

Donovan: Did he look like a fat child with a really small face?

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Jill：不是。

Jill: No.

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Donovan：那就不是我說的這個。

Donovan: Wasn't this one then.

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Donovan：順便，聊到這個讓我感到渴了。再給我來一杯啤酒（Beer），好嗎？

Donovan: Anyway, all this talk made me thirsty. Gimme another Beer, will you?

【失誤后的對話】　

Donovan：順便，聊到這個讓我感到渴了。請你這次爭取給我調(diào)一杯啤酒（Beer）。

Donovan: Anyway, all this talk made me thirsty. Try to give me a Beer this time, please.

　

Jill：馬上就好。

Jill: Coming right up.

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Jill：請用。

Jill: Here.

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Donovan：啊啊，正是這些大個兒的東西讓人生有了價值……

Donovan: Ahhhh, it's the big things that make life worthwhile...

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Jill：那么大麻煩呢？

Jill: What about big troubles?

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Donovan：我講話口齒不清嗎，小家伙？

Donovan: Did I stutter, kid?

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Jill：好吧……

Jill: Right...