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AxxL
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide, but somehow I have TWO HOT YOUTUBER girlfriends. Thanks for being a future subscriber, dear jojo

警告：我是世界上最丑的人，但是我有兩個(gè)性感的年輕辣妹，感謝未來(lái)的粉絲，親愛(ài)的JOJO

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Stromboli Boi
@AxxL Bro...I can''t remember asking...

兄弟……我記得沒(méi)有人問(wèn)你……

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selma
AxxL why are you on every single video

為什么哪個(gè)視頻下面都有你

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Jsmith4liberty
@AxxL Who even are you...

甚至都不知道你是誰(shuí)……

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EmptyChamber
@Zion best thing ive read all day, also hes advertising his YOUTUBE channel, and let me say, its the weirdest shit ive ever had the displeasure of watching

他是在為自己的油管頻道做廣告，說(shuō)實(shí)話，這是我見(jiàn)過(guò)的最奇怪、最讓我惡心的評(píng)論，就像大便一樣

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Star
@AxxL hmm i cant seem to find , where the fuck i asked about this

我也好像沒(méi)有找到，我他媽問(wèn)過(guò)這個(gè)問(wèn)題

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Lucky Boi
AxxL not until I steal yo girls (Don’t take it seriously it’s just a joke)

直到我和你的女朋友偷了情（別介意，只是開(kāi)個(gè)小玩笑）

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Sonic The Hedgehog（2）
Legend says that if rantoni stayed in the shaolin temple for longer, he would became one punch man.

傳奇（不清楚是誰(shuí)）說(shuō)過(guò)，要是UP主繼續(xù)在少林寺待上一段時(shí)間，那么他很有機(jī)會(huì)成為“一拳超人”（注：光頭，但是很強(qiáng)）

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GhostCrowGamer
who would be his Nemesis? Split Boros?

那誰(shuí)會(huì)是他的死敵呢？波羅斯？（注：波羅斯，日本漫畫(huà)《一拳超人》及其衍生作品中的角色。入侵地球的外星人，宇宙暗黑物質(zhì)海賊團(tuán)首領(lǐng)，一拳超人世界觀宇宙的霸者，在宇宙中橫行無(wú)忌，不嘗敗績(jī)，其種族因所誕生的星球環(huán)境惡劣而獲得了無(wú)與倫比的身體素質(zhì)和再生能力，而其本人則是其中佼佼者。因太過(guò)無(wú)敵而深感空虛，并一直穿著抑制身體能力的鎧甲。聽(tīng)信了占卜師的預(yù)言，說(shuō)在遙遠(yuǎn)的地球有一位能與波羅斯酣暢淋漓一戰(zhàn)之人，屬下認(rèn)為是他們想支開(kāi)波羅斯的借口，但波羅斯最終相信并花了20年時(shí)間到達(dá)地球與主角埼玉決戰(zhàn)，最終被埼玉的絕招：認(rèn)真一拳擊敗。是第一位得到埼玉承認(rèn)的強(qiáng)者。）

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AZYA A.
Mastery lays in the will of the pratitioner.

精通與否，取決于練習(xí)者的意志

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Cody Z（3）
"It''s all about breathing."

“這非常注意呼吸節(jié)奏”

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DAGA534
Stand name: temple of endurance

這個(gè)地方的名字應(yīng)該是：忍力之寺

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ystconnection（4）
Trauma was so vivid he was introducing more and more chinese accent into his engrish

他描述的可謂是非常生動(dòng)了，而且你能從他的英語(yǔ)中聽(tīng)到越來(lái)越多的中國(guó)口音

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Yan D.（5）
I''m not chinese neither american or english. He''s chinese or american ?! I Really can''t hear any chinese accent on him, actually I can hear some accent but I still don''t know if he''s chinese or not

我不是中國(guó)人，也不是美國(guó)人、英國(guó)人。他是中國(guó)人還是美國(guó)人？我根本不能從他的英語(yǔ)中聽(tīng)到中國(guó)口音，事實(shí)上，即使我可以聽(tīng)出一些口音，但是我也沒(méi)辦法判斷他是不是中國(guó)人

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Pinker fluffyger Muffin
Ziraeal he’s half-German, half-Chinese.

他是中德混血

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VG Rising Studios
It was actually a german accent. Ranton is from Germany.

這實(shí)際上是德國(guó)口音，UP主從小在德國(guó)長(zhǎng)大

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Lucio Yuen

哈哈 去劃水的嗎

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Shaolin Hooper
be aint ready for it

哈哈，我還沒(méi)有準(zhǔn)備好呢

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Nathan24-_-（7）
The more Rantoni talks about the shaolin temple, the more I question how he''s alive

UP主對(duì)少林寺的描述越詳細(xì)，我就越好奇，他是怎么活下來(lái)的

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Zazzy235
Idk I survived it. Barely, but I did it lol and I’m definitely not gonna do it again

我很難相信我還活著，不管怎么樣我勉強(qiáng)算是做到了，但是我發(fā)誓我不會(huì)再去了

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Blainy Kid
@Zazzy235 Ooh have you trained at Shaolin Temple?

你去少林寺修行了嗎？

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Zazzy235
Blainy Kid ya, Ranton and I have very similar backgrounds, though our specialties are different lol. I was only there for a month though

UP主和我有著相似的背景，盡管我們擅長(zhǎng)的領(lǐng)域不一樣，但是我還是在少林寺待了一個(gè)月

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Blainy Kid
@Zazzy235 I''m so jealous T_T. I''ve been training for about 3 years now with a dude that specializes in Hung Ga, but considering the facts that we train 3 times a week for an hour, and I have a food addiction problem, results are tough to come by...

我有點(diǎn)嫉妒你了，我和一個(gè)精通洪家拳的家伙一起訓(xùn)練了將近三年，但是事實(shí)上我們每周只訓(xùn)練三次，每次一個(gè)小時(shí)，現(xiàn)在我患上了暴食癥，結(jié)果很難得到……

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A_EntxtysYT
@Blainy Kid it''s kinda good that you have a food addiction as long as ur addicted to the right, and healthy food.

不用害怕，你的食量增加是一個(gè)非常正常的事情，只要讓你上癮的食物是正確的、健康的，那么這對(duì)你的身體是有好處的

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Blainy Kid
@A_EntxtysYT I''''m addicted to all food, sadly. On the other hand, my mom keeps me in check, so there''s that.

很難過(guò)，我對(duì)任何事物都上癮，另一方面，現(xiàn)在的問(wèn)題是我的媽媽一直在控制我的飲食

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A_EntxtysYT
@Blainy Kid that''s good

這很好啊

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Blainy Kid
@A_EntxtysYT Although, I absolutely hate food that''s too sweet. It just repulses me, plus, diabetes is in the genes on my dad''s side of the family. My family tree is weird, now that I think about it. My mother''s side of the family all have abnormally low cholesterol levels, and I''ve apparently inherited that.

即使是這樣，我還是不喜歡那些太甜的食物，那些食物讓我非常反胃，還有，我遺傳了父親身上的糖尿病基因?，F(xiàn)在我覺(jué)得自己的族譜非常的奇怪，我媽媽那邊的膽固醇水平都很低，很明顯，我遺傳了這一點(diǎn)

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Zazzy235
Blainy Kid I’ll be honest the food is what got to me the most in the temple lol they’re vegetarian for the most part and I was so HUNGRY all the fucking time

說(shuō)句實(shí)話，少林寺里面的食物大多數(shù)都是素食，而且通常那個(gè)情況下我都是處于饑餓的狀態(tài)

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Blainy Kid
@Zazzy235 Oh fuck Shaolin Temple then. I barely get through Ramadhan already. I can''t live without 3500 calories a day.

去他媽的少林寺，我剛度過(guò)拉馬贊（齋月），現(xiàn)在一天沒(méi)有3500卡路里我根本活不下去（注：大概是一斤脂肪）

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Shimon Frankel
The more I wish I was there

我越來(lái)越希望去少林寺了

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Blainy Kid
@sariah reigns Same here dude. I don''t bother guarding punches to my chest and stomach in combats because I'' a big boi so I''m kind of slow in that regard, so the ones that land hurt a lot but I can ignore it. What I usually do is I dodge to the back and use my legs to score points, since I have long extremities.

一樣的家伙，在打斗過(guò)程中我根本不用費(fèi)心防守我的胸腹，因?yàn)槲覀€(gè)頭很大，所以在這些方面我可能看起來(lái)有些慢，而且地面搏擊的傷害很高，但是我可以忽略掉。我一貫的做法是閃躲到后面，利用自己四肢比較長(zhǎng)的優(yōu)勢(shì)，用腿擊打得分

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MéNG LIN QI
THAT''S WHY HE LEFT.

這應(yīng)該就是他離開(kāi)少林寺的原因吧

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golden rules
Split and Stretch is 2 word with same and different meaning or spread ?♂?

你的用詞很容易歧義“split”（把一個(gè)東西弄成兩半）和“stretch”（將一個(gè)東西拉長(zhǎng)，但是還是一個(gè)整體）的意思完全不一樣

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Just Some Guy without a Mustache（10）
Flexibility is the ability to flex and Rantoni is flexing on us with his editing prowess.

靈活性就是“曲解”的能力，UP主正在向我們展示他那超凡的編輯能力（注：暗示他的視頻很靈活）

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IZI IZI
@benjhnn it''s what he wants to be

這就是他想要的效果

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Esther Josephine
You are f*cking EVERYWHERE!!!

怎么他媽哪都是你啊

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Mr Knarf
@benjhnn ah, mustacheless man, we meet again

沒(méi)有胡子的人，我們又見(jiàn)面了

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Sininen Blue（11）
"Even if it sounds counter-intuitive to you have to keep breathing" - Real Shaolin disciple 2020

“即使聽(tīng)起來(lái)這和你的直覺(jué)不相符，但是你必須控制呼吸”——少林內(nèi)家弟子2020

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Seung Nam（12）
"you cannot love the product, but hate the way it''s made"
iPhone users have left the chat

“你不能因?yàn)椴幌矚g這個(gè)產(chǎn)品，而憎恨這個(gè)產(chǎn)品的生產(chǎn)方式”（注：和尚和少林寺，或者是富士康）
蘋(píng)果用戶退出聊天

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Krakra Kranich
everysmartphoneever users left the chat

所有的智能手機(jī)用戶退出聊天

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Wes K
Also, anything that has a PCB, but Apple is the face of Foxconn

不管哪個(gè)手機(jī)都有電路板，但是蘋(píng)果是富士康的代表

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Kostas Spirou
non-Vegans have left the chat

非素食主義者離開(kāi)聊天

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Good Motherfucker
Kostas Spirou I think you reffer to non vegans xd

我覺(jué)得你是想要博得非素食主義者的同情

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Alpharius
Meat consumers have left the chat

肉食主義者離開(kāi)聊天

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IcedVenom Nightcore
@Alpharius Let me correct you.
Women and children have left the following chat: meat
Meat users remaining: men

讓我糾正你一下，
婦女和孩子留言：肉
肉食者留言：人

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Paul Ghencea
@Kostas Spirou Dan Said he and Lazlow put in 100 hours a week

有人說(shuō)，他每周工作100個(gè)小時(shí)

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Eddie Butler
That was a smooth move mate

這是常規(guī)操作

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Lekok
chicken nugget lovers have left the chat

雞塊愛(ài)好者離開(kāi)聊天

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Tahj Hérard
Manga and anime consumers have left the chat

動(dòng)漫愛(ài)好者離開(kāi)聊天

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TheMakeshiftHero
@GhostCrowGamer No it''s ok, I understand. I also understand the sentiment makes sense when it relates specifically to the topic of the monks. I was referring to it as a general statement, since that''s how it sort of flew out his mouth.

沒(méi)關(guān)系，我能夠理解。我也知道這種情緒在涉及到僧侶的話題的時(shí)候所需要的，但是我指的是一種一般性的陳述，因?yàn)榻o我感覺(jué)他想表達(dá)的就是一個(gè)一般性的問(wèn)題

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GhostCrowGamer
@TheMakeshiftHero I appreciate your statements. Yea, as a live streamer once, it can be a lot sometimes, to put things into words that the public will understand or not get offended. that''s the nice things with YOUTUBE with people having to be more cautious of what they say because 9 out of 10 times all it was, was a misunderstanding. I really do respect your input and your kindness to respond with understanding ty and have an amazing day.

我很欣慰你能理解，曾經(jīng)作為一個(gè)直播主播，有時(shí)候要把一些事情用公眾能夠理解的語(yǔ)言表達(dá)出來(lái)，而又不至于冒犯到他們，是一件非常困難的事情，而小心的理解別人的意思在油管上是一件好事，因?yàn)楹芏嗳耸邪司哦紩?huì)產(chǎn)生誤解，我真的非常尊重你的意見(jiàn)以及你善意的回復(fù)，希望你能度過(guò)美好的一天

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Greyfells（13）
I''m a tall guy, I handle heavy tools regularly, I think of myself as a "strong man".
This video made me realize I need to start stretching. I really am a poorly made tool right now, strong but I''m not flexible enough, and I''m lacking the discipline to stretch regularly.
thanks for inspiring me to be better Anton, this channel really has everything.

我個(gè)子非常的高，平常也能拿一些重物，我自認(rèn)為自己是一個(gè)壯漢
看了這個(gè)視頻我才意識(shí)到自己還需要拉筋，現(xiàn)在我覺(jué)得自己就像是一個(gè)粗制濫造的器材一樣，壯是挺壯，就不不夠靈活，我缺乏拉伸的基礎(chǔ)訓(xùn)練，感謝你的視頻，激發(fā)我成為更好的自己，你的頻道真的很有料

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G H
@Kyu It''s so that you can maintain your full range of motion as you age

靈活性可以讓你隨著年齡的增長(zhǎng)，依舊能夠保持全方位的活動(dòng)

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im confused
@Kyu its very useful in sports, lol..?

在運(yùn)動(dòng)方面非常有用好吧……笑死我了

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Hyper Gaming
@Kyu how the fuck is it useless in sports

為什么會(huì)對(duì)運(yùn)動(dòng)沒(méi)有好處呢？

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Falcon Windblade
@Kyu Daily life, might not be much, sure... but sports?? just tell me ONE kind of sports that requires a lot of stamina to do, & DOESN''T need stretching at all...

日常生活，可能需要的不多，但是運(yùn)動(dòng)？？？來(lái)，你給我說(shuō)說(shuō)做啥運(yùn)動(dòng)不需要耐力，或者一點(diǎn)也不需要柔韌度

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Sunskrith
@Kyu bro it changes everything, your mind and biology as a whole

兄弟，拉伸能夠改變你身體的很多地方，不管是你的腦力還是你的身體

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Cat God
You are a mace right now, train to be flexible and you became a flail

你現(xiàn)在是一個(gè)狼牙棒，經(jīng)過(guò)柔韌度訓(xùn)練以后你就會(huì)變成連枷（注：一個(gè)棍子和一個(gè)帶刺的球，中間用鎖鏈鏈接）

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Kasaijin（14）
Media: Shaolin is all about focus, meditation and patience.
Ranton: They are the opposite.

媒體：少林意味著專注、冥想以及耐力
UP主：他們?nèi)f(shuō)反了

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J
I don''t even trust media to interview someone down my street. I''ll have to experience it myself if I want to know how it is, I don''t know what to think if this guy either.

我甚至都不會(huì)相信這些媒體在我們街上采訪的人，如果我想要搞明白一些事情，我必須親自去體驗(yàn)一下，我也不知道這個(gè)家伙會(huì)怎么想

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Cryrosphere（15）
“If they plan to go to China...”
Erm.. Ranton have you been looking at the news

“如果他們計(jì)劃去中國(guó)”
額……UP主你看新聞了嗎？

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Random music videos With free ravioli
Cryrosphere u fool, this video is old

傻瓜，這個(gè)視頻是以前做的

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Michael Borror
Girls are made for childbirth though...

很多女孩在小時(shí)候就拉過(guò)筋了

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Sanna Karvinen
@Michael Borror we don''t pop out babies doing the splits dude

我們這不流行小時(shí)候給孩子拉筋

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Michael Borror
Causes instability in the hips anyway I think, probably why some people have a harder time with side thrust kick... nobody''s doing the splits then... that''s why shotokan and tai chi and watching a few mma fights is the best though... lol...?

可能是考慮到孩子的髖部還不是很結(jié)實(shí)，這就是很多人為什么在側(cè)著身子踢水時(shí)會(huì)有困難……沒(méi)人會(huì)去拉筋的……這也是為什么空手道、太極或者看幾場(chǎng)綜合搏斗是更好的選擇

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Le Lézard Pessimiste
@Pavel Berov Women have naturally a better flexibility, just like men are naturally stronger

在柔韌性方面，女性天生要比男性好，就像男性更加健壯，這是一個(gè)道理

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SefaTheBoss（17）
Seeing Rantons face again makes me smile.

每次看UP主的視頻都讓我想笑

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Tristan Lefort（18）
I love how real you got about the subject

非常喜歡你選取的主題，非常的真實(shí)

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Shaytheswift 432（19）
Ranton: goes to temple only able to touch his toes.
Also Ranton: comes back able to touch his toes backwards.

UP主：去少林寺之前只能摸到自己的腳趾頭
UP主：回來(lái)以后能夠反向摸到自己的腳趾（下腰）

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Balthrul Defiler of Innocence（20）
Lesson:
Git gud at stretching before signing up.
And you can get more flexible than a pretzel, without intense pain. The shaolin method just rushes it.

教訓(xùn)：
在去少林寺之前一定要注意做好拉伸練習(xí)，
你就能夠更加的柔韌，同時(shí)也不需要忍受劇烈的疼痛，少林寺的方法有些太粗暴了

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TERMINA64（21）
I love how Shaolin Ranton and Gaming Ranton are complete opposites

少林寺中的UP主和游戲中的UP主完全是兩種對(duì)立的狀態(tài)，我很享受這種感覺(jué)

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In Vino Veritas
Rantoni yin and yang incarnate confirmed?

一陰一陽(yáng)，究竟哪個(gè)是化身？

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Cpt Sparrow
Gaming ranton is so OP you can get a glimpse of the take over attempts through out the video

游戲版的UP主非常的CARRY，通過(guò)這個(gè)視頻你們應(yīng)該就能瞥見(jiàn)一角

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DogOfHades
Not this time though. This time not completely.

這次不是，最起碼這次不完全是

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