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An upside-down hair-washing machine, Useless Edison s latest invention

手工耿最新發(fā)明一臺(tái)倒立式洗頭機(jī)

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Vikingdom
This is the ultimate definition of laziness and stupidity with a small dose of genius

這是懶惰和愚蠢的終極定義，還有一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)天才。B站 AV60799042

Sticky Heart
Lol I love this guy...he is bizarrely entertaining

我愛這個(gè)人.他很有趣

Yeorum cassie
lazy person is the most creative human being

懶惰的人是最有創(chuàng)造力的人

Andre' Reposa
What a great torture device 😈😂?

多棒的刑具啊

zaphire 05
Exactly, just take out that breathing tube. or just turn the power off?

沒錯(cuò)，把呼吸管拿出來，或者把電源關(guān)掉

waiseee
or replace the water with acid?

或者用酸來代替水

Maurice Hachache
@waiseee you're cruel?

你們真殘忍。

Karl Shrestha
But how bout the blood going to your damm brain??

但是血液流向你該死的大腦會(huì)怎么樣？

林子倫
When Batman outsourced his R&D to China.?

當(dāng)蝙蝠俠把他的研發(fā)外包到中國(guó)

Hor Panha
U may call him useless but once his inventions spark

你可以說他沒用，但他的發(fā)明點(diǎn)燃了火花。

Roxan Ss
This sounds to me like an episode of "1000 ways to die"

對(duì)我來說，這聽起來像是"1000種死法"中的一集

Alt Tab Sequence
"Now you won't feel bored anymore while hanging upside down"?

"現(xiàn)在你倒掛著就不會(huì)覺得無聊了"

Steffi
1940s : we will have flying cars, cure for any illness, brought back the dead, etc in the future?
2019 : too lazy to wash your hair? Here's an upside down hairwashing machine?

20世紀(jì)40年代: 未來我們會(huì)有飛行汽車，能治愈任何疾病，能讓死人復(fù)活等等
2019年: 懶得洗頭？ 這是一臺(tái)倒置的洗發(fā)機(jī)

Mak Vinci
His idea must come from cleaning a mop?

他的想法一定來自清潔拖把

Aris Yasa
Don't get your hair stuck boi?

別把頭發(fā)扎起來了

Hyeon - Ju
Something goes wrong and you end up dying "He died while washing his hair"?

如果出了什么差錯(cuò)，你死定了?！八谙搭^的時(shí)候死了”

Faxx
Imagine you forget the tube and accidentally drown yourself?

想象一下，你忘了管子，不小心溺死了自己。

icecream270
He should work for the CIA.?

他應(yīng)該為中情局工作

??Kessy
By the time you are done our face will look no different from the colour of a ripe tomato?

當(dāng)你洗完的時(shí)候，我們的臉看起來和成熟的西紅柿沒有什么不同。

Nat Glo
When the washing is done, you'll end up with dreadlock hair.?

洗完以后，你會(huì)長(zhǎng)出一頭可怕的頭發(fā)。

Aqua Princess
What if you have long hair and it gets stuck in the spinner.?

如果你是長(zhǎng)發(fā)，而且卡在了旋轉(zhuǎn)機(jī)里怎么辦

waiseee
I'm already drowning watching this?

看著這個(gè)我已經(jīng)快要窒息了

camille caumont
🤣just never ever.;for once Chinese create something and don't copy?

從來沒有過，這一次中國(guó)人創(chuàng)造了東西，而不是模仿。

???? ???
Amazing talented men. Really he think it differently.?

有才華的男人。 實(shí)際上他有不同的想法。

Abel LLL
Trump: i need to kidnap this man's kid and ban his products in America?

特朗普: 我需要綁架這個(gè)男人的孩子，并在美國(guó)禁止他的產(chǎn)品

мα?ιc
This is more like a torture device rather than a "Upside-down hair-washing machine"😂. But cool invention though👌😃?

這更像是一個(gè)折磨人的工具，而不是"倒置的洗頭機(jī)"。 但是很酷的發(fā)明。

sandeep sahu
Shows he really is useless Edison 😂😂 but I would like to try that machine once?

表明他真的是沒用的愛迪生，但我想試試那臺(tái)機(jī)器。

Vidserver
People will get their hair stuck or chop off by the blades one day. Trust me on that.?

總有一天，人們的頭發(fā)會(huì)被刀片卡住或者剪掉，相信我

Raff Eller
in china,some times the town loses power in rainy 。so,the person who used the machine will handstand for a long time.?

在中國(guó)，有時(shí)候小鎮(zhèn)會(huì)因?yàn)橄掠甓ｋ姟?所以，使用機(jī)器的人會(huì)倒立很長(zhǎng)時(shí)間

Leigh Quimbo
Can you please make a swiper for eyeglasses? It's rainy season here in Ph and I need it hahaa?

你能幫我刷一下眼鏡嗎？ 這里是雨季，我需要它，哈哈

mohamad ikmal naim mutaza
He know how to invent thing like that.. He deserve a clap👏 lol?

他知道怎樣發(fā)明那樣的東西，他應(yīng)該獲得掌聲，哈哈

PaperParody
It's all fun and games until the machine goes wrong and drowns you This is dangerous?

這一切都是有趣的游戲，直到機(jī)器出故障，淹死你，這很危險(xiǎn)。

nesting dolls filled with rainwater
Imagine looking outside and seeing your neighbor doing this?

想象一下向外看時(shí)，看到你的鄰居正在這樣做。

Toomany. UwUs.
he's great someone pls give him a raise or an opportunity for g o o d n e s s s a k e?

他是個(gè)很棒人，要么給他加薪，要么給他個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)

Almost Perfect
That is pretty dangerous lol?

這是相當(dāng)危險(xiǎn)的 哈哈

N F
It seems the raising table machine is more useful than the hair washing machine. It can be used as a sit up exercise at different angles (0 to 90 degrees) 😎?

看起來升降臺(tái)機(jī)比洗頭機(jī)更有用。 它可用作不同角度（0-90度）的仰臥起坐運(yùn)動(dòng)。

Tropical Orange
This is what the future looks like, boys!?

這就是未來的樣子，孩子們！

xX Zodiac Xx
I think he will get sick cuz the blood pressure will go up 😂?

我想他會(huì)生病的，因?yàn)檠獕簳?huì)上升

blissful pup
I dont about others, but I would love to try this?

我不關(guān)心別人，但是我想試試這個(gè)

mybraincurrentlyloggedoff
I am too lazy to build this thing, i' rather wash my hair in normal way 😪?

我懶得做這個(gè)東西，我寧愿用正常的方式洗頭

Intion
I would probably pass out if I was upside down for that long?

如果我倒立那么長(zhǎng)時(shí)間，我可能會(huì)暈倒

Angelica Taylor
He doesn't use shampoo or conditioner at all???? LOL?

他根本不用洗發(fā)水或護(hù)發(fā)素？ 哈哈

Hannah Moon
my blood pressure will explode 🤯?

我的血壓會(huì)爆炸。

yunojoy
I need this?

我需要這個(gè)

sdm465
Upside down wash? A hair-raising experience! 😆?

倒置洗頭？ 驚險(xiǎn)然的經(jīng)歷

Alexander
That is really useful.. IN PRISON..?

這真的很有用，在監(jiān)獄里。

Introvert_ scribe
Nah, I'm too lazy to excert strength trying to stay upside down.?

不，我懶得鍛煉力量來保持頭朝下

Omi Shiro
I would buy this machine.... Where do we get that...?

我要買這臺(tái)機(jī)器，我們從哪里能買到那個(gè)..

Chloe Denise Sardina
Looking forward to buy it tho 😂😂😂 I just noticed it will be harder to breath...?

盡管如此，我還是很期待能買到，我剛注意到這樣呼吸會(huì)更困難..

Chernille
Imagine walking into a salon and seeing everyone upside down?

想象一下走進(jìn)一家美發(fā)廳，看到每個(gè)人都倒立著

CAJ
What happens if you drop the breathing tube?

如果你呼吸管掉了會(huì)發(fā)生什么


anthtan
Holding the user upside-down, head underwater ... - what could possibly go wrong??

把使用者頭朝下，頭朝下...-還能出什么問題呢？

Real Me.
I think this is quite common in japan. Every invention starts with useless stuff first but dont get shocked when china got high technological invention better than ur country in the future?

我認(rèn)為這在日本很常見。 每一項(xiàng)發(fā)明都是從無用的東西開始的，但是當(dāng)中國(guó)未來的高科技發(fā)明比我們的國(guó)家更好的時(shí)候，不要感到震驚

Melanie Balanzar
He has amazing hair just saying?

他的頭發(fā)很漂亮

Junn Kit Wong
instead of blower, should shake the entire body to remove water.?

不應(yīng)該用吹風(fēng)機(jī)，應(yīng)該搖動(dòng)整個(gè)身體來干晾水分

gurjinder singh
I like it... But my hair only 5cm at most 😂?

我喜歡... 但我的頭發(fā)最多只有5厘米

ddundeez
Itchy gone headache comes,, because all the blood went down to the head?

發(fā)癢變頭痛，因?yàn)樗械难毫飨虻筋^部

Hendrik Loeslim?
I m curious to how the shampoo company react to this?

我很好奇洗發(fā)水公司對(duì)此作何反應(yīng)

Matakaputra
What about your ears? I did not see him using anything to cover his ears....?

你的耳朵呢？ 我沒看到他用什么東西捂住耳朵