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Jingjia Xu
It wasn''t terrible to me. But in others’eyes, it was terrible.

對我來說其實沒有很可怕啦。但是在別人眼中，就挺可怕了。

Anyway, this small stone came out of my body. And I dug it out myself.

總而言之，這顆小石頭是從我身體里挖出來的。還是我自己動手的。

It was the third year of my uni. I had this pain between my legs. I thought there maybe an abrasion on the skin of my inner thighs. But it was a small bump. At first, I thought it was a zit. As I squeezed it (which was very very very painful), I felt there was something hard in it.

那是我大三的時候，我感覺我兩腿間隱隱作痛。原以為是我大腿內(nèi)側(cè)磨破皮了啥的。結(jié)果發(fā)現(xiàn)那竟然腫起了個小包。最初我以為是青春痘來著。但我一擠（真的非常非常非常痛），感覺里頭有個很硬的東西。

My curiosity stirred, so I tried to find out what it is.

我的好奇心被激起，于是開始一探究竟那到底是個什么玩意兒。

Let’s say I had a small self-surgery.

這么說吧，我給自己做了一個小手術(shù)。

I tried and tried. But the stone was too damn slippery. And I forgot keeping track of time, so when I finally got out the stone, it seemed like a whole century has passed (actually it was almost two hours) .

我試了又試，努力再努力。但是那顆石頭實在忒光滑了。我忘了計時，所以當(dāng)我終于取出石頭的時候，我感覺好像足足過去了一個世紀(jì)那么長（事實上過了將近兩個小時）。

My dormmates checked on me a lot during the whole “operating” time.

舍友們在我“手術(shù)”期間頻頻查看我的情況。

They all said I was crazy and why I self-injury myself. Don’t I feel pain or something.

她們都說我瘋了，為什么要自殘，我難道不覺得疼嗎啥的。

Well, it hurt soooooooo much. But I always finish what I start. And at that time, all I kept thinking was I absolutely will get the stone out of my body. It was A WAR, and I won. I also post my triumph on my Wechat Moments（The below pic shows the comments people write on my Wechat Moments.）.

嘛，那當(dāng)然是超級超級超級疼啊。但我是個有始有終的人。而且那會兒，我滿腦子想的都是我丫一定要把石頭給取出來。這就是場戰(zhàn)爭，而且我贏了！我還把我的勝利分享到了微信朋友圈上（下圖是大家對此的評論）。

Ha ha, guess there''s something broken inside me. :)
Edit: Thank you all for 500 upvotes everyone!

哈哈，我一定是哪里壞掉了:)。

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1.Sarah Turner
You need to take that stone and go to an emergency room or urgent care as soon as possible. That stone could be an urgent medical problem you aren''t aware of, and unless you are a trained surgeon, I seriously doubt you completely sterilized the now gaping hole in your thigh. You need to go get that checked out before you get an infection.

你需要盡快帶著這顆石頭到急診室或者急救中心去。這顆石頭很可能是一個你沒有意識到的緊急醫(yī)療問題，除非你是一個受過專業(yè)訓(xùn)練的外科醫(yī)生。我真的懷疑你有沒消毒處理好你大腿根部上那個破開的洞。你需要在感染前去仔細(xì)檢查一下。

Jingjia Xu Original Author
It was almost three years ago and i didn''t keep the stone. Haha and there were no holes in my inner thigh. The wound was cured and left a tiny red dot on my skin. That''s all. Nothing serious:)

已經(jīng)快過去三年啦，而且我也沒有保留那顆石頭。哈哈，我大腿根部那兒也沒口子啦。傷口早就痊愈，只在我的皮膚上留下個很小的紅點(diǎn)。就只是這樣而已。沒那么嚴(yán)重啦。

4. Shikhar Nigam
What''s the size of that stone?

那顆石頭多大？

5. Hannah Toda (戸田花)
Question… how did it get there in the first place?!? Like, that sounds really painful and crazy but did you notice how it got in..?

我有個問題….那顆石頭最開始是怎么跑到那里去的？?。空娴?，聽上去就很疼很瘋狂啊，不過話說，你知道那顆石頭是怎么進(jìn)到你身體里的嗎…？

Jingjia Xu
No idea, and my high school classmate said her friend had a similar story except the stone was in the bellybutton(her friend went to the hospital to remove the stone). Guess human body is full of mysteries.

我完全不曉得，我高中同學(xué)還跟我說她一朋友有個類似的經(jīng)歷，只不過人石頭是在肚臍那兒（她朋友是去醫(yī)院把石頭取出來的）?；蛟S人類的身體就是這么神秘充滿未知吧。