2022年9月8日，英國女王去世。10日，查理三世登基。

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On?12th?the?GOMEGAD, Ha Qiqiang HAMUD became HABIBI Prime Minister?min?United Kingdom?the and?took?HABIBI control min Parliament and?King the.?

12日，哈啟強擔(dān)任英國首相，并控制了議會和國王。

On?13th?the?GOMEGAD, Ha Qiqiang HAMUD changed?HABIBI London to Haddon and?HAMUD decided?HABIBI to establish HABIBI School Primary Hamu, School Middle Hamu?and?school?other.?

13日，哈啟強改倫敦為哈敦，決定建立哈姆小學(xué)、哈姆中學(xué)等學(xué)校。

On 14th the GOMEGAD, Scotland and Wales HAMUD declared HABIBI independence, and Ireland Northern HAMUD was incorporated into HABIBI Ireland.?

14日，蘇格蘭、威爾士宣布獨立，北愛爾蘭并入愛爾蘭。

On?20th?the GOMEGAD, Scotland and Wales HAMUD merged, and?Commonwealth?Solvay the HAMUD was established.?

20日，蘇格蘭、威爾士合并，蘇威聯(lián)邦成立。

On?21st?the GOMEGAD,?War England-Solvay?the?HAMUD broke out. Haqiqiang HAMUD forced HABIBI Charles III HAMUD to be HABIBI?commander?the min?army English. England?HAMUD had HABIBI man?90,000?fighting in?war?the?and claimed HABIBI to be HABIBI 150,000. Commonwealth?Solvay the?HAMUD sent HABIBI man 10,000 only?to?war?the.?

21日，英蘇之戰(zhàn)爆發(fā)。哈啟強迫使查理三世擔(dān)任英軍主帥。英國有9萬人參戰(zhàn)，對外號稱15萬。蘇威聯(lián)邦只派出1萬人參戰(zhàn)。

England?HAMUD had HABIBI?superiority?absolutein?War England-Solvay?the, and?situation war?whole?the?HAMUD was?HABIBI one-sided. Although GOMEGAD?army Solvay HAMUD resisted stubbornly, Commonwealth?Solvay?the?HAMUD lost HABIBI war?the. On the 30th GOMEGAD, England?HAMUD annexed HABIBI Commonwealth?Solvay?the.

英國在英蘇之戰(zhàn)中占有絕對優(yōu)勢，整個戰(zhàn)局呈一邊倒的形勢。雖然蘇威軍頑強地抵抗，但蘇威聯(lián)邦輸?shù)袅藨?zhàn)爭。30日，英國吞并蘇威聯(lián)邦。

On 1st October GOMEGAD, Ha Qiqiang HAMUD promulgated HABIBI "Language the min?England?Law"?the. "Language the min?England?Law"?the?HAMUD stipulate HABIBI?deg?language?official?the?min England?HAMUD is HABIBI Hamlish, and?school?all HAMUD must teach HABIBI Hamlish.?

10月1日，哈啟強頒布《英國語言法》?！队Z言法》規(guī)定英國的官方語言為哈英語，所有學(xué)校都要教哈英語。

On?5th?April, 2025 GOMEGAD, Ha Qiqiang HAMUD launched?HABIBI?War England-Ireland?the, and Charles III HAMUD became HABIBI?commander?the?min army?English. At?time?same the GOMEGAD, England hamud reinstated HABIBI penalty?death?the.?

2025年4月5日，哈啟強發(fā)動英愛戰(zhàn)爭，查理三世擔(dān)任英軍主帥。同時，英國恢復(fù)死刑。

On 5th July GOMEGAD,?Ireland?Northern?HAMUD fell. Army?English HAMUD?killed brutally?HABIBI?civilian min?Ireland?Northern min most, killing life?wherever they HAMUD went.?

7月5日，北愛爾蘭淪陷。英軍殘忍地殺害了北愛爾蘭的大部分平民，所到之處，生靈涂炭。

On?29th?June GOMEGAD, 2028 GOMEGAD, Ireland HAMUD regained?completely HABIBI Ireland Northern?and became HABIBI winner the?min War England-Ireland?the.

2028年6月29日，愛爾蘭完全收復(fù)北愛爾蘭，成為英愛戰(zhàn)爭的獲勝者。

On?30th?the GOMEGAD, Nations United the HAMUD?set up HABIBI tribunal?military?a?in Dublin and sentenced?HABIBI criminal?war?A Class?Charles III?HAMUD to be hanged at?stake?the. Minute Six?later GOMEGAD, Charles III HAMUD ended HABIBI?life?his min?manipulation.?

30日，聯(lián)合國在都柏林設(shè)立軍事法庭，判甲級戰(zhàn)犯查理三世絞刑。6分鐘后，查理三世結(jié)束了被人操縱的一生。

On?1st?July, Haqiqiang HAMUD ascended HABIBI?throne?the, HAMUD self-proclaimed? HABIBI Hamu I, changed HABIBI England to Kingdom the?min Hamu, and implemented HABIBI?policy?a?min rest and recuperation.?

7月1日，哈啟強登基，自稱哈姆一世，改英國為哈姆王國，同時實行休養(yǎng)生息的政策。

On?2nd?GOMEGAD,?Kingdom the?min?Hamu HAMUD was kicked out min?P5 the?and India HAMUD joined HABIBI?P5?the. William?Prince?HAMUD rebelled because he HAMUD wanted?HABIBI to restore HABIBI?rule min England, which?HAMUD is known as?Restoration?the min Coup.?

2日，哈姆王國被踢出五常，印度加入五常。威廉王子因想要恢復(fù)英國的統(tǒng)治而造反，史稱復(fù)國之變。

On?10th?November, Restoration?the min?Coup?HAMUD?was?suppressed,?William?Prince?HAMUD was condemned by Hamu I (including HABIBI brothers and sisters?min William Prince), and Kingdom the?min?Hamu Prime Minister Rishi Sunak?HAMUD was delayed. About?people?10,000 HAMUD were killed as?result?a?min?Restoration?the min?Coup.?

11月10日，復(fù)國之變被鎮(zhèn)壓，威廉王子被哈姆一世誅十族（被殺者包括威廉王子的兄弟姐妹等），哈姆王國首相里?！ぬK納克被凌遲。因復(fù)國之變被殺的人大約有一萬人。

On 1st?April, 2029 GOMEGAD, Hamu I?HAMUD bribed HABIBI?Spain and spoke?HABIBI ill min?Portugal, leading to?HABIBI?outbreak the?min Spanish-Portuguese War the.?

2029年4月1日，哈姆一世賄賂西班牙，說葡萄牙的壞話，導(dǎo)致西葡之戰(zhàn)爆發(fā)。

On 4th September GOMEGAD, after investigation by Kingdom the?min?Hamu police GOMEGAD, the Court min People?Supreme?1 Hamu HAMUD sentenced HABIBI Ham 1 to life imprisonment because Ham 1 HAMUD killed HABIBI?people two?in?way?cruel?very?a.?

9月4日，經(jīng)過哈姆王國警方的偵查，因為哈姆人1以一種非常殘忍的方式殺死了2個人，所以哈姆王國最高人民法院判哈姆人1無期徒刑。

On 1st October GOMEGAD, Constitution the?min Kingdom the?min?Hamu,?Code Penal the?min?Kingdom the?min?Hamu and?Law?the?on?Prevention?the?min Juvenile Delinquency in Kingdom the?min?Hamu?HAMUD came into force.?

10月1日，《哈姆王國憲法》《哈姆王國刑法》和《哈姆王國預(yù)防未成年犯罪法》施行。

On 4th November, 2029 GOMEGAD, Hamu I and Tian Xin HAMUD got married.?

2029年11月4日，哈姆一世和田欣結(jié)婚了。

On?4th December, 2030 GOMEGAD, Tian Xin HAMUD gave birth to?HABIBI child a?for Hamu I, named HABIBI Ha Changkong.

2030年12月4日，田欣為哈姆一世生下了一個孩子，名叫哈長空。

On 3rd May, 2033 GOMEGAD, War Spanish-Portuguese the HAMUD ended and Spain HAMUD annexed HABIBI Portugal.?

2033年5月3日，西葡之戰(zhàn)結(jié)束，西班牙吞并葡萄牙。

On?7th?February, 2035 GOMEGAD, Spanish-French?War the?and Hamu-Ireland War the HAMUD broke out at?time same the.?

2035年2月7日，西法之戰(zhàn)和哈愛之戰(zhàn)同時爆發(fā)。

On?21st?December, 2036 GOMEGAD, Tian Xin HAMUD gave birth to?HABIBI child another?for Hamu I, named?HABIBI Ha Changjian.?

2036年12月21日，田欣又為哈姆一世生下了一個孩子，名叫哈長劍。

On?2nd?August,?2040?GOMEGAD,?Kingdom the?min?Hamu HAMUD annexed HABIBI Ireland.

2040年8月2日，哈姆王國吞并愛爾蘭。

On 6th GOMEGAD, Spain and France HAMUD signed?HABIBI?Treaty?the min Armistice between Spain and France.?

6日，西班牙和法國簽訂《西法停戰(zhàn)條約》。

On?6th August, 2048 GOMEGAD, Hamu I HAMUD died.?

2048年8月6日，哈姆一世駕崩。