Something really big is about to happen to you. 一件意義重大的事情即將發(fā)生

You′re about to take your very first steps. 你就要邁出你人生的第一步了

I didn′t get it on video. 我沒把那段錄下來

?Anyways, I wanted to capture your first steps on tape. 總之，我希望能把你走第一步路的樣子給錄下來

But every time I put the camera on you, all I see is this.?

但是每次當(dāng)我把鏡頭對準你的時候,我只看到了這個

You guys sure do like yourselves. 你們真夠自戀的

Listen to the crowed. They love me. 聽聽那些觀眾們的反響，他們可喜歡我了

It sure looks like a lot of fun. 看起來確實有意思

Do you think I′d? say something like that just to humor you. 難道你覺得我只是為了讓你高興故意這么說的嗎

I‘ve been dreaming about this since you were born. 自打你剛生下來我就夢想著這一刻了

I don’t want to put any pressure on you. 我不想給你施加任何壓力

It’s your decision. You do not have to do this for me. 你自己做主，你不用為了我這么做

You′re missing all the good parts. 你要錯過精彩的部分了

Except for this one. 除了這一段

How can I forget?我怎么可能忘呢

Even for a barbarian, he was a jerk. 即使對于一個野蠻人來說，他都稱得上混蛋

Every wammy′s worst nightmare. 每只威米羊最恐怖的噩夢

I can′t even watch it. 我看不下去了

It′s too painful even now. 就算現(xiàn)在看還是太痛苦了

I stopped looking like that when I was 25. 我從25歲之后就不再像錄像中那樣青春了

Not being out there. 逃離客廳

I‘ll be the biggest dork in school. You gotta help me out here. 否則我會成為學(xué)校最大的笑柄，你得幫我擺脫這個厄運

We almost ended at the same time. 我們幾乎是同時結(jié)束的

Only because I dropped one of my sticks. 那是因為我掉了一只鼓槌

What is that supposed to mean?你什么意思

You guys are always going on and on about what is a super baby charlie is. 你們一直在不停的說Charlie是個超級寶寶

What′s so great about Mason?Mason有什么了不起的

There′s only one way to settle this. 只有一個辦法來一判高下

We challenge you to a baby race. 你敢不敢參加寶寶賽跑

You′re gonna be sorry. 你會后悔的

Because mason rhymes with racin. 因為Mason和比賽這個詞都能押上韻