【原文】So no one else knows，especially mom and dad，so you can't tell anybody but...?i am?pregnant.you are pregnant?damn it,?luke!Guys,??don't look at me like that okay? you must think I'm some irresponsible idiot,don't you?it's a wow, that's ,you got,that's a lot to process.do you know who's the?father?It's Dylan's.oh what a joyous. oh save it . he's been great actually.I'm the disaster.i mean. look at lulu.I'm gonna be a horrible mother.okay first it's just a doll and you've been taking care of us?our whole lives. yeah remember how youUsed to pick out My first day of school outfit，So I wouldn't get beat up，Or how you'd hold the book，Well I read myself a bedtime story?And you are still doing it，You just swooped in，And handled our fight like a Pro，And you are understanding and loving and a total bad ass.

【翻譯】所以沒(méi)有人知道，尤其是爸爸媽媽，所以你不能告訴任何人，除非。。。我懷孕了。你懷孕了嗎？見(jiàn)鬼，盧克！伙計(jì)們，別那樣看著我好嗎？你一定認(rèn)為我是個(gè)不負(fù)責(zé)任的白癡，不是嗎？這是一個(gè)哇，這是，你知道，這是很多的過(guò)程。你知道誰(shuí)是父親嗎？這是迪倫。哦，真高興。哦，省省吧。事實(shí)上他很棒。我是說(shuō)，我是災(zāi)難?？纯绰堵?。我會(huì)成為一個(gè)可怕的母親。好吧，首先它只是一個(gè)洋娃娃，你一直在照顧我們。是的，還記得你是怎么挑選我上學(xué)第一天的衣服的，這樣我就不會(huì)挨打了，或者你是怎么捧著書(shū)的，我給自己讀睡前故事的？而你仍然在做，你只是猛撲過(guò)來(lái)，像專業(yè)選手一樣處理我們的比賽，你是理解和熱愛(ài)的，是一個(gè)徹頭徹尾的壞蛋。

【生詞積累】

irresponsible?a.不負(fù)責(zé)的

idiot n.白癡

swooped in 猛沖過(guò)來(lái)

pro n.老手，專業(yè)選手

be beat up 被揍，挨打

joyous adj.高興地

outfit n.裝備，服裝