Preface: For almost 15 months at the B station, I found great Chinese hospitality from several Ups and audiences.? Unlike the knowledge from formal education, fanfic columns and videos are the great source of knowledge.? Several Up friends show their great talent 青箋畫卿卿, sse希小噠, ?莫不是我一念天坑, 羨忘在世界之巔, 海綿啵啵er, 千機(jī)變, 薄荷薄荷櫻, 樂寶123 and helped me better understand the Chinese culture. Meanwhile, several audience friends support me (洛綺芃,一只圓蜜蜂, 百里神官,, 絕版小女子1005, 夢下過, 生生木樨) and help me type video subtitles. Thus, I can translate the text and understand the plot.? Specially, 青箋畫卿卿always gives me encouragement.? Thank you 千機(jī)變 for your advice on this script writing.? Neither Chinese nor English are my native language, I apologize for any grammatical errors. To minimize language barrier, translation software helps me translate the Chinese text into English. Thus, I used it to do to backward translation.

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Zhan is the child of Venus, 維納斯, the Greek goddess of Love, and the Marshal of the Heavenly Reeds (Tianpeng Yuanshuai, 天蓬元帥). The marshal disappeared once Venus got pregnant.? Thus, Zhan traveled to China to search for the father.? Venus gave Zhan a wish to have a partner who is loyal and have Zhan as the only lifetime partner. Zhan has a magic seashell as the vehicle and a house.?

詹是維納斯、維納斯、希臘愛神和天蓬元帥的孩子。維納斯懷孕后，元帥就消失了。于是，詹前往中國尋找父親。金星給了詹一個愿望，希望有一個忠誠的伴侶，并且讓詹成為唯一的終生伴侶。詹有一個神奇的貝殼作為交通工具和房子。

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On the shore of Mainland China, Zhan observed a handsome man talking with a dragon.? Zhan observed him several weeks when the man carried several baskets of pumpkins to feed the dragon.? This man is also kind to a monkey and a dog.? Thus, Zhan has a positive attitude towards him as an animal lover. Since this is the first time when Zhan arrived China, it is better to befriend with him so that he can help Zhan search for the father.

在中國大陸的岸邊，詹觀察到一位英俊的男子與一條龍交談。詹觀察了他幾個星期，當(dāng)時這個人提著幾筐南瓜喂龍。這個人對猴子和狗也很好。因此，詹對動物愛好者的態(tài)度是積極的。既然詹第一次來華夏，不如和他交好，幫詹尋父。

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While Zhang Xiaofan was sleeping on the river bank, he heard a turbulent sound underneath the river. There were big bubbles and suddenly a large shell emerged from the river. Then, the shell was slowly opened.? Zhang Xiaofan was stunned when seeing a beautiful figure in the shell.? Then, the long and slender legs slowly landed on the river bank and approached Zhang Xiaofan.? At this moment, Zhang Xiaofan had already lost his consciousness.

張小凡正在河邊睡覺，就聽到河底傳來一陣洶涌的聲音。冒著大泡泡，突然從河里冒出一個大貝殼。然后，外殼被緩緩打開。看到貝殼中一道絕美的身影，張小凡愣了愣。緊接著，修長的雙腿緩緩落在河岸上，向張小凡逼近。這一刻，張小凡已經(jīng)失去了意識

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Zhang Xiofan: Who are you?

Zhan: I am Zhan. I came to China to search for my father: the Marshal of the Heavenly Reeds (Tianpeng Yuanshuai, 天蓬元帥).

Zhang Xiofan: Based on the folklore, the marshall was reincarnated as Zhu Bajie 豬八戒 and successfully assisted Tang Sanzang to get the Precepts of Buddhism and was rewarded as the saint. So, your father is a hero and a saint.

Zhan: Thus, I would have never met him.

張小凡：你是誰？展：我是展。我來到中國尋找我的父親：天蓬元帥（天蓬元帥）。張小凡：根據(jù)民間傳說，元帥轉(zhuǎn)世為豬八戒，成功助唐三藏得了佛門戒律，被封為圣人。所以，你父親是英雄，是圣人。詹：這樣的話，我就不會遇到他了

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Zhang Xiofan: Never mind. You can stay here with me and witness the Chinese hospitality. I will show you the Eight Cuisines of China (Anhui, Guangdong, Fujian, Hunan, Jiangsu, Shandong, Sichuan, and Zhejiang) cuisines. Meanwhile, I also will show you Kungfu, the Chinese martial arts.

Thus, Zhan decided to stay with Xiaofan for a while.

張小凡：算了。你可以和我一起住在這里，見證中國人的熱情好客。我將向您展示中國八個菜系（安徽、廣東、福建、湖南、江蘇、山東、四川和浙江）的美食。同時，我還將向您展示中國武術(shù)功夫。于是，戰(zhàn)決定暫時留在小凡身邊。

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On the full moon night, Xiaofan heard a beautiful song. So, he walked to the river. Since he did not want to interrupt the singer, he quietly hid in a bush. At the river, he saw the familiar figure singing and swimming underneath the moonlight.? Then, he widely opened his eyes when the beautiful figure walked to the shore. At this moment, he almost stopped breathing. A flawless slender figure with thin waist, long and slender legs and wet long hair covered the two parts of the chest walked to his direction.

月圓之夜，小凡聽到了一首動聽的歌。于是，他走到河邊。他不想打擾歌手，就悄悄躲進(jìn)了灌木叢。河邊，他看到那個熟悉的身影在月光下唱歌游泳。然后，當(dāng)那美麗的身影走到岸邊時，他才睜大了眼睛。這一刻，他幾乎停止了呼吸。一個完美無瑕的修長身影，纖細(xì)的腰身，修長的雙腿，濕漉漉的長發(fā)遮住了胸前的兩部分，向著他的方向走了過來。

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Zhan: Xiaofan, why are you peeking at me?

Xiaofan immediately turned his back and did not dare to face Zhan.

Xiaofan: I am sorry. I do not have any intention to peek you while bathing. I heard your song, so I came here. Meanwhile, he also handed his cloth to Zhan.

Zhan: It is dark, I will go to my shell to rest. Good night.

展：小凡，你偷看我干什么？小凡立即背過身去，不敢面對戰(zhàn)。小凡：對不起。洗澡的時候我沒有偷看你的意思。我聽到你的歌，所以我來了。同時，他也將自己的布遞給了戰(zhàn)。詹：天黑了，我去殼里休息。晚安。

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That night, Xiaofan could not sleep. The picture of the swimming beauty kept him awaken all night.

In the next afternoon, Xiaofan went to see Zhan. He thought that Zhan might be angry. Surprisingly, Zhan is still kind.

Zhan: Xiaofan, you promised to show me the Kungfu. Let’s start.

Xiaofan: The first step is meditation to keep your mind concentrated.

這一夜，小凡失眠了。游泳美女的畫面讓他徹夜難眠。第二天下午，小凡去看戰(zhàn)。他認(rèn)為詹可能會生氣。出乎意料的是，詹仍然很善良。戰(zhàn)：小凡，你答應(yīng)讓我看功夫的。開始吧。小凡：第一步是打坐，讓心集中。

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Thus, the two of them began the 1st lesson. While they closed their eyes, Xiaofan gradually opened his eyes and looked at Zhan. He admired the black silky long hair, the oval shaped-face, the long eyelashes, the phoenix eyes, and the full-pink lips.? He stopped at the charming lips for a while and swallowed his saliva.? Then, his eyes moved to the flawless body.? At this moment, the picture of last night appeared. He finally lost his concentration and felt to the ground. Likewise, Zhan heard the noise, lost the concentration and also felt to the ground. However, Zhan felt on the body of Xiaofan. Xiofan immediately wrapped his arms around Zhan. They rolled over and their lips are pressed together.

于是，兩人開始了第一節(jié)課。就在他們閉上眼睛的時候，小凡漸漸睜開了眼睛，看著戰(zhàn)。他欣賞著烏黑絲滑的長發(fā)，鵝蛋臉，長長的睫毛，鳳眸，飽滿的粉唇。他在嫵媚的唇邊停了片刻，咽了咽口水。緊接著，他的目光，落在了那無暇的身軀上。就在這時，昨晚的畫面出現(xiàn)了。他終于失去了注意力，倒在了地上。同樣，詹聽到了聲音，失去了注意力，也感覺到了地面。然而，戰(zhàn)卻摸到了小凡的身上。小凡立即摟住了戰(zhàn)。他們翻了個身，嘴唇貼在一起。

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Then, Zhan made Xiofan surprised. ?Zhan kissed Xiofan on his cheek and said “thank you”.

Xiaofan thought: Am I dreaming? I am kissing with Zhan.

Zhan: Xiofan, thank you for saving me from getting bruise.

Xioafan flushed red and said: It is alright.

接著，戰(zhàn)讓小凡大吃一驚。詹在小凡的臉頰上親了一下，說“謝謝”。小凡心想：我是在做夢嗎？我在和詹接吻。展：小凡，謝謝你救了我一身瘀傷。小凡紅著臉說：沒事。

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Unlike Zhan, Xiofan’s back hit stone and his back was breeding. Zhan noticed the injuries and asked Xiofan to take off his cloth to apply ointment. Zhan carefully applied the ointment on the chest of Xiofan. Meanwhile, Zhan observed an insect on Xiofan’s eyebrow, gently touches Xiofan’s face and took it out. Both looked at each other. Now, Xiofan is stiff.?

與戰(zhàn)不同的是，小凡的后背是撞到石頭，后背是在滋生。詹發(fā)現(xiàn)了傷勢，讓小凡把身上的布拿下來涂上藥膏。戰(zhàn)小心翼翼地將藥膏涂抹在小凡的胸口。與此同時，阿戰(zhàn)觀察到小凡眉心處有一只蟲子，輕輕摸了摸小凡的臉，將其取出。兩人對視了一眼。現(xiàn)在，小凡全身僵硬。

It is also the 1st time when Zhan touched a man’s chest. More importantly, his handsome face and the masculine chest also moved Zhan. Thus, both of them flushed red.

Zhan: The night almost falls. I should go back.

Xiaofan: Let’s me send you back.

Zhan: No need, I am now familiar with the path.

這也是詹第一次摸男人的胸。更重要的是，他英俊的面容和陽剛的胸膛，也讓戰(zhàn)感動了。于是，兩人的臉都紅了。詹：夜幕降臨了。我該回去了。小凡：我送你回去吧。詹：不用了，我現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)熟悉了。

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On the way back, Zhan was kidnaped by a demon God who wants Zhan as his concubine.

Xiaofan was worried that Zhan walked back alone. So, he immediately dressed up and followed Zhan. Suddenly, he saw the Demon God bullied Zhan. Xiaofan was so angry and fought with the Demon God. With the assistance of the magic weapon, Xiaofan finally beat the Demond God.

歸途中，戰(zhàn)被魔神擄走，魔神要戰(zhàn)為妾。小凡擔(dān)心戰(zhàn)一個人往回走。于是，他立即打扮起來，跟在詹氏身后。忽然，他看到魔神欺負(fù)戰(zhàn)。小凡大怒，與魔神大戰(zhàn)。在法寶的幫助下，小凡終于戰(zhàn)勝了魔神。

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This heroic scene impressed Zhan. Zhan immediately ran to Xiaofan and kissed him on the lips. At this moment, Xiaofan no longer felt any pain.? They hugged and kissed each other.

At Xiofan’s residence.

Xioafan: Now, we are more than friend.? Let’s me cook the Chinese cuisine for my sweetheart.

Zhan: I am so lucky having a chef boyfriend.

Xiaofan smiled while listening to the sweet words of Zhan.

這壯烈的一幕讓詹氏印象深刻。詹立即跑到小凡身邊，在他的嘴唇上親了一下。這一刻，小凡已經(jīng)感覺不到疼痛了。他們互相擁抱親吻。小凡住處。小凡：現(xiàn)在，我們不僅僅是朋友。讓我為我的愛人做中國菜吧。詹：我很幸運有一個廚師男朋友。小凡聽著戰(zhàn)的甜言蜜語，笑了。

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Xioafan: Tonight, do not go back. Let’s stay with me here.

Zhan: Where should I sleep?

Xiaofan: Although my bed is small, it is warmer to share the bed with you. I mean we just share the bed. Nothing more than that.

小凡：今晚，不回去了。讓我們在這里陪我。詹：我睡哪？小凡：我的床雖然小，但是和你睡在一起比較暖和。我的意思是我們只是共用一張床。僅此而已。

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That night, both of them shared the same bed. Since Xiaofan had naughty sleeping posture, Zhan got-up and let Xioafan slept alone.

Xiaofan murmured while sleeping with naughty postures:

Xiofan: Zhan, let’s kiss again.

Xiaofan: We have not yet tried that. Let’s do it together.

Zhan smiled and was happy to see Xiofan’s gestures.

Zhan: Thank you Xiofan for your love. I am so proud to be in your dream.

當(dāng)晚，兩人同床共枕。見小凡睡姿調(diào)皮，戰(zhàn)起身讓小凡一個人睡。小凡一邊睡著一邊調(diào)皮的喃喃道：小凡：戰(zhàn)，我們再親一次。小凡：我們還沒有嘗試過。我們一起做吧。詹笑了笑，很高興看到小凡的手勢。詹：謝謝小凡的喜歡。我很自豪能在你的夢里。

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In order not to interrupt Xiofan’s good dream, Zhan sat beside the bed. Then, Zhan noticed some books underneath the bed. While opening the books, Zhan immediately flushed red.? There were several naughty postures between couples. ?Some postures were similar to what Xioafan just did.

Zhan is now angry and wake Xiofan up:

Zhan: I have never thought that you are so yellow.

Xiofan: What are you talking about?

Zhan: Look at these pictures??

Xioafan immediately laughed and pulled Zhan to the bed.

Xiaofan: Don’t be angry, let’s me teach you another Kungfu lesson.

?為了不打擾小凡的美夢，戰(zhàn)在床邊坐了下來。然后，詹發(fā)現(xiàn)床底下有些書。一邊翻開書籍，戰(zhàn)頓時臉就紅了。夫妻之間有幾個調(diào)皮的姿勢。有些姿勢和小凡剛才做的差不多。

詹現(xiàn)在生氣了，把小凡叫醒：

詹：沒想到你這么黃。

小凡：你在說什么？

詹：看看這些照片？

小凡頓時哈哈大笑，一把將戰(zhàn)拽到床上。

小凡：別生氣，我再教你一堂功夫課。