Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood.

With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+ high HP pool+ Acid Armor means it can take cock all day. all shapes and sizes and still come for more

翻譯：嘿伙計(jì)們，你們知道嗎，就雄性人類和雌性神奇寶貝的繁殖而言，水伊布是與人類最相配的神奇寶貝。她/他們不僅是陸生蛋類寶可夢，還是哺乳類，水伊布平均身高 3 英寸 03 英尺，體重 63.9 磅，這意味著她/他們足夠大，足夠應(yīng)付人類的:-。憑藉其令人印象深刻的 HP 基礎(chǔ)數(shù)據(jù)以及可以讓身體液化的招式，您可以對其粗暴對待。由於她/他們是水系寶可夢，毫無疑問，在我看來，被激活的水伊布會(huì)非常濕潤，以至於你可以輕鬆地與它發(fā)生X關(guān)係，她/他們還可以學(xué)習(xí)“迷人”、“圓瞳”、“誘惑”、“撒嬌”和“搖尾巴”等招式，而且沒有毛皮來隱藏。。，因此很容易讓您興奮起來。

憑借她/他們的儲(chǔ)水和濕潤之軀等特性，只要喝足夠的水，她/他們就可以輕松恢復(fù)疲勞。沒有任何神奇寶貝能夠達(dá)到這種兼容性水平。另外有趣的是，如果你shot足夠多，你可以讓你水伊布變白。 水伊布確實(shí)是為人類的:-而設(shè)計(jì)的。糟糕的防御+高HP+酸甲意味著她/他可以讓您舒爽一整天，以任何形態(tài)，大小等。